AZIZANG MENDAPAT PERHATIANG DI MUKE DEPANG UTUSANG LAGI

"If I'm following a general, and he's leading me into a battle, and the enemy tends to give him rewards, or awards, or rave reviews, or interviews. Especially Utusang Malaysia. I get suspicious of him." - ~Libang Libu~

Saya hanya ikut Hadi. Hadi masuk lombong, saya pun masuk lombong cari bijih. Hadi tak mau pegi Kelantang, saya pun tak hingin pegi Kelantang.

Azizang cuma dengar Hadi. TG Nik Aziz duduk tepi diam-diam. Gitu kot?

Mutakhir ini kalau diperhatikan ada 2 corak/patern yg amat digemari wakil rakyat PR sekiranya bermasalah dgn parti masing-masing;

1. Utusang dan Berita Hairang jadi pilihan. Utusang lah tempat mengadu hal. Glamer dapat muka depan. Serata cerok kampung orang boleh baca dan tahu.

2. Balun Mat Nuar. Mat Nuar itu, Mat Nuar ini. Tak terfikir langsung oleh Azizang, Asang Ali, Ezam Kotak, Zahren RM2, Go Bala, Anak Jailu bahawa tanpa Mat Nuar boleh kah mereka itu duduk kerusi empuk sekarang. Tanpa Mat Nuar, agak-agak tsunmi 2008 boleh jadi?

Kita perlu ingat Nakhaiei meninggalkan PAS, Asri Muda meninggalkan PAS dan kalau 2 ketul pak lebai Asang dan Azizang ini pun nak buat perangai, apalah sangat.

Pergilah mam.

~Libang libu~

AZIZANG DANG LAPANG EXCO

1) Puas hati.

Walaupun melawan tauke, (sini) Azizang dang lapang exconya telah selamat mengangkat sumpah. Dua tak datang, tak mau jadi exco. Utusang Malaysia melaporkan. (sini)

2) Tak puas hati.

Slow laaaa... Memang slow betol. Tak reti-reti. Ini la akibatnya kalau lazat sangat duduk atas tahta. Kalau boleh nak mati atas tahta.

Kalau ada yg nak jatuh-menjatuh tu maknanya ada la yg tak kena. Ada la benda yg 'membulukan' bijik mata para. Ada jawatan besar-besar, gaji besar-besar bagi kat orang UMNO. Ada projek baek, projek masyuk, bagi kat orang UMNO.

Sampaikan sanggup berhabis berpuloh ribu mengupah Karpal semata-mata nak menang berlawan dgn budak-budak KUIN.

Tak reti-reti lagi? Maknanya makin ramai dah berbulu bijik mata.

Dan jgn lupa juga betapa baiknya budi bahasa Azizang satu ketika dulu cuba melantik Mahafiraun menjadi Penasihat Ekonomi Kedah.

~Libang Libu~

Mayan Light Beam Photo: Message from Gods, or iPhone Glitch?

source: news.yahoo.com

"El Castillo," a Mayan temple on the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico,
with a mysterious "light beam" emerging from the top.

When Hector Siliezar visited the ancient Mayan city of Chichen Itza with his wife and kids in 2009, he snapped three iPhone photos of El Castillo, a pyramid that once served as a sacred temple to the Mayan god Kukulkan. A thunderstorm was brewing near the temple, and Siliezar was trying to capture lightning crackling dramatically over the ruins.

In the first two images, dark clouds loom above the pyramid, but nothing is amiss. However, in the third photo, a powerful beam of light appears to shoot up from the pyramid toward the heavens, and a thunderbolt flashes in the background.

Siliezar, who recently shared his photographs with occult investigators, told Earthfiles.com that he and his family didn't see the light beam in person; it appeared only on camera. "It was amazing!" he said. He showed the iPhone photo to his fellow tourists. "No one, not even the tour guide, had ever seen anything like it before."

The photo has surfaced on several Mayan doomsday discussion forums. But was the light beam a sign from the gods — a warning about Dec. 21, 2012, the date that marks the end of the Mayan calendar cycle, and when some people fear the world will end? Or is it simply the result of an iPhone glitch?

Christiano Ronaldo the Backheel King

If it wasn’t for a certain pint-sized Argentinian genius, Cristiano Ronaldo would be head and shoulders above every other footballer on the planet.

At the weekend, the Portuguese superstar was at it again, netting a cheeky backheeled goal to give league leaders Real Madrid a vital 1-0 win in a local derby game. Here’s the goal, which was Ronaldo’s 29th of the campaign…

source: whoateallthepies

Torres is too frightened - Alan Shearer

FERNANDO TORRES has become a frightened striker. Frightened of getting a chance because he is frightened of missing a chance.

Frightened of the reaction he will get if that ball goes wide.

He no longer wants to be in a position to score because then he can't be criticised if he misses.

On Saturday, he had the perfect opportunity when he came on with around 15 minutes left to get a goal against an already beaten Bolton.

But when Juan Mata got the ball wide and looked for a fox in the box, Torres was stood outside of it. He didn't want to know.

I really don't know if he is ever going to get back from the place he is in now. Certainly not at Chelsea.

Louis Saha and the Hairdryer

LOUIS SAHA has revealed how Alex Ferguson left him deaf and dumbstruck with his 'hairdryer' — after he scored TWICE.

The Tottenham striker faces former club Manchester United and ex-manager Ferguson on Sunday in a crucial match at the top of the Premier League.

And Saha will never forget how the man he still calls 'boss' laid into him at half-time of only his second appearance for United at Everton.

He said: "When I headed towards the changing-room, I was feeling proud. As soon as I sat down, I was woken up in a violent way — Sir Alex Ferguson rendered me deaf.

"I was surprised but yes, it was me he was yelling and screaming at.

"He was going mad and I quickly understood why — he was unhappy because we came in with only a three-goal lead when we should have wrapped the game up.