NAJIB PERLI MADEY. Baru Kena Sikit, Dah ARGH... ARGH... ARGH... ARGH

Gambar Madey semasa insiden kena sembur

Najib kata;

"Baru kena sikit saja dah, ARGH... ARGH... ARGH... ARGH"

"Muka, dahi, berkerut. Macam dah kena belasah."

Bukan apa pun, sembur sikit je. Nik Sapiea bukan sembur pakai Shiledtox pun (disini). Tak buta pun, sihat walafiat kesana kemari.

Kalau tulang belakang dah herot. Pungkoq dah pipih. Jangan salahkan penyembur. Marah la kat bini. Kah kah kah kah!!!

Mak bapak tak bagi tau ke? Sakit tulang belakang herot & pipih tulang pungkoq ini ialah penyakit genetik dari Benua Kalinga? Kurangkan la makan kari... kah kahkah kah

Sila tengok video kat bawah ini. Kelakar haramjadah. Kalau tak boleh gelak ketawa, pergi bilik air basuh muka.


Tapi kalau tengok video yang ini pun boleh ketawa-ketawa, pergi bilik air basuh punggung.


Masih jugak nak ketawa-ketawa? Cari beg plastik pergi sumbat dalam punggung lah!


~Libang Libu~

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United's De Gea set for eye surgery

Error-prone Manchester United keeper David De Gea faces corrective eye surgery at the end of the season, according to reports.

The Spaniard, who is currently United's second-choice despite arriving from Atletico Madrid in a bumper £18million deal six months ago, is long sighted and wears contact lenses in games.

Anders Lindegaard has started United's last three matches after a De Gea mistake contributed to their shock home loss to relegation candidates Blackburn on New Year's Eve.

What Is Chinese New Year Apart From Those Noisy-could'nt-care-who-your-neighbour-is Firecrackers?

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Chinese New Year is celebrated according to the Chinese calendar on the second new moon after the winter solstice, or the first new moon of the Chinese lunar calendar. This usually falls in late January or mid-February.

Is a time to start with a blank slate. Chinese families clean their homes, buy new clothing, and repay any debts they may owe in order to prepare for the New Year.

On New Year's Eve, families decorate their homes. They set off fireworks to scare away evil spirits. Families also prepare a feast of traditional Chinese New Year foods.

Chinese New Year is also a time for people to connect with family and honor their ancestors. On New Year's Day, people visit family members and friends to wish them luck in the New Year. They say "Gung hay fat choy," which means, "May you prosper." Children receive red envelopes called lai see with gifts of money inside.