Monday, February 28, 2011

Can You Live With These?

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The first text message said: "Mommy, I got buried." About 40 minutes later: "Mommy, I can't move my right hand." Then, a brief call from New Zealand's earthquake rubble to parents in the Philippines pleading to send help.

After another harrowing hour in a crumpled building, when she sent a half-dozen more texts about increasing pain, continued shaking and overwhelming smoke, came the final one: "Please make it quick."

That was the last the Amantillo family heard from 23-year-old student Louise Amantillo, who is among dozens of foreigners missing after their language school disintegrated in Tuesday's collapse of the prominent CTV building in Christchurch. Click HERE for more

Remember BOSMAN?

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Broken Bosman is still suffering

THANKS to him, Wayne Rooney earns £200,000 a week - but Jean-Marc Bosman today lives on benefits and anti-depressants.

Bosman's five-year court battle ended in 1995 with an historic ruling by the European Court that shifted the power from clubs to footballers.

It allowed players to work freely within the European Union and walk away for nothing at the end of their contracts.

Players have since been able to run down their contracts and pocket huge signing-on fees or force their clubs to cough up sky-high amounts to extend their deals.

Yet skint Bosman pockets just £630 a month from the Belgian state, as he never reaped the rewards for his personal crusade.

Melaka Memang OK

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KM Melaka: Ok bagi utamakan penyokong BN
Aidila Razak
Feb 27, 11
"Jika ada orang minta bantuan cari kerja, saya akan berinya kepada penyokong BN, perkara yang sama jika rakyat minta jalan-jalan dibina.
Ini perkara biasa kerana kebajikan bermula di rumah,” kata Mohd Ali sambil tersenyum sinis.

Melaka ada STAR, Sekolah Termengandung Ali Rostam

Negeri lain tak ada..thee he he…

Kalau rasa dah nak terbarai, datanglah ke Melaka..thee he he…

"Sapa kata ada budak sekolah kena sondol di Melaka?
Sapa kata yg menyondol tu Pak Montori?
Sapa kata kena sondol sampai mengandung, sampai beranak?
Lain kali kalau nak beranak, pegi la STAR.."

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Will Arsenal’s Three Millionth Trophyless Minute Be Their Last?

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By Chris Wright of WAATPies

By the time that the Carling Cup final kicks-off this Sunday afternoon, 5 years, 9 months, 6 days and 15 hours will have elapsed since Patrick Vieira sidled up and stroked his penalty past Roy Carroll to win the FA Cup for Arsenal.

It would prove to be Vieira’s last act as Arsenal’s standard-bearer and captain, as the Frenchman duly departed for Juventus a month later – a move which, with the application of perfect 20/20 hindsight, effectively brought down the curtain on the club’s glorious domination over domestic proceedings during the first half-decade of the 21st century.

Over three million minutes have drifted away, up and out into the cosmos since that final in Cardiff back in May of 2005.

Vieira is a spent-force conversely winding down with newly-aspirational Manchester City, Arsenal have hauled up their roots, converted the site of their old library into people storage and moved into a bigger place down the road, Arsene Wenger’s hair has passed through the ‘greys’ and is now approaching the ‘silvers’ and yet that darned FA Cup is still the most recent addition to their groaning trophy cabinet.

Shit Lookalikes: Jordan v Gattuso

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By Herman Miller

Lay Lady Lay - Sunday Morning Pick

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Lady first, people last
Jeswan Kaur | February 25, 2011

Rosmah has very clearly got her priorities all mixed up as the wife of the most powerful man in the country.

Bangang! Pelan2 tak boleh ke???
While Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak’s wife Rosmah Mansor regaled her foreign “first ladies” at a lavish “First Ladies Summit” in October last year, the Penan Support Group (PSG), a coalition of 36 NGOs in Malaysia, put up a page on Facebook under the name “Penan Support Group Education”, calling for funds to set up pre-schools in the interior of Sarawak for the underprivileged Penan children.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Tau Buku BLUE?

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Adnan Yaakob tak tau buku jingga.

Errr...buku jingga tu ,
busuk macam getah buku tak?

Ini dia buku JINGGA.

Ini buku HIJAU Gadaffi

Ini buku BLUE..
Memang top di era 70an dan awal 80an
Otai2 kalau tak tau pasal buku ni,
Memang poyo la!!

TEMERLOH, 25 Feb: Menteri Besar Pahang, Datuk Seri Adnan Yaakob tidak mengetahui apa sebenarnya Buku Jingga yang mengandungi program 100 Hari Pakatan Rakyat.

Pengarah Pilihan Raya PAS PRK Kerdau, Datuk Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man berkata, ini berdasarkan kepada kenyataan Adnan yang disiarkan akhbar Sinar Harian hari ini.

Beliau yang juga Pesuruhjaya PAS Pahang menyatakan demikian dengan merujuk kepada laporan akhbar itu di muka surat P3 di bawah tajuk "BN tidak gentar siapa calon pembangkang". Click HERE for more


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Sekolah Cina tolak akhbar Melayu percuma

Sapa nak baca...thee he he… kalau tiap hari kisah air lendir, bulu, air lendir, bulu..thee he he…

Mana mak bapak tak berbulu..thee he he…

Tu la, ada tanjung bagi kat koling, ada bukit bagi kat cina...

Ada Spore bg kat LK Yew, ada Pinang bagi kat LG Eng...thee he he…

Ada Pulau Batu Putih, dgn telur2 bijik2 mata putih!

Org dah tak kebulor, pergi la mam..thee he he…

Kenapa bodo sangat? KAH KAH KAH!

Ini mesti time kecik2 kena paksa baca Utusan ni..KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

utusan mahathir malay losing power 240910

Akibat tekanan dan bantahan kumpulan pendidikan Cina dan parti pembangkan, sebuah sekolah rendah Cina di Kuantan menukar keputusannya untuk menerima akhbar percuma Utusan Malaysia.

Menurut laporan Sin Chew Daily hari ini, keputusan tidak menerima akhbar tersebut dibuat oleh lembaga SRJK (C) Semambu selepas bermesyuarat malam semalam.

Pengerusi lembaga sekolah itu, Goh Kim Fah memberitahu Sin Chew Daily, sekolahnya pada asalnya memang mahu menerima akhbar percuma Utusan Malaysia yang disumbangkan oleh sebuah syarikat swasta yang bertujuan meningkatkan tahap penguasaan bahasa Melayu di kalangan pelajarnya. Click HERE

Friday, February 25, 2011

My Visit With GADDAFI

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Kimberly Butler

Kimberly Butler

Posted: February 24, 2011 04:31 PM

It started innocently enough: a phone call from Ida Astute, Photo Editor at ABC, with an assignment.

But, the voice on the other end of the line was hesitant.

"Kim, I don't know if you want to, it's OK to say no... Barbara is interviewing Gaddafi." It was 1989, and I was Barbara Walters' photographer for several years.

Reagan had put a missile into his living room in response the Berlin Discothèque bombings.
And he had agreed to do an interview. His PR machine was up and running overtime looking for outlets. He wanted to show the world he was just a regular guy, one of the people.

I said yes before she could finish speaking. People asked, aren't you scared? Are you crazy? A definitive yes to both questions. But no one asked why I would want to go to such a volatile place. Honestly, it's the juice. I love being a witness to history. Dangerous but not boring. I could stay home, take safe assignments, and get hit by a bus.


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15 years ago as fate has put it, I met Malcolm X at Metro Jaya Sinar Kota, K Lumpur. Now Metro Jaya has relocated to I-don't-know-where and been replaced by Pasaraya Mydin.

That was the first time I met him as he was displayed on the book shelf, priced at RM23.90 per copy. Afterwards I went home with Malcolm X: As They Knew Him clutched under my armpit. I've became a fan ever since and I've 'Like' him many, many times.

The article below which published by Harakah recently is a good read as an eye opener for those who doesn't have an inkling about who is this Brother Minister Malcolm.

~ libanglibu

Remembering Life and Legacy of Malcolm X
by Zainab Cheema / Crescent International

February 21, 2011 marks the 46th anniversary of Malcolm X’s martyrdom (real name El-Hajj Malik Shabazz), the task of tabulating his political legacy is a rather delicate enterprise. In US cinematic culture, he is perhaps known best from Spike Lee’s 1992 film, recently selected for the National Film Registry. (Even as the Academy Awards continue to shun Spike, it’s nice that the Library of Congress finally recognized his magnus opus as a great film).

I used to teach the Lee film to US students, as a way of re-introducing them to streams of experience and resistance that have been shunted off from US public consciousness. For, it is a fact undeniable that in the mainstream American narrative, Malcolm X has been sidelined in favor of Martin Luther King, whose own life has been frozen in time at the 1964 March on Washington and “I Have a Dream” speech. (MLK’s clips about racial harmony in the US are endlessly replayed, but his later stands on US accountability to the African American underclass and war-stricken Vietnamese get deleted).

Since Malcolm X, through the evolution of his thought, believed in calling a spade a spade — or as he said, “truth is truth” — he is still blacklisted in US memory-making as an angry racist. “The angriest black man in America” as the press called him at the time, a view which has crystallized into a fact he mourned in the seminal Autobiography of Malcolm X, his life’s account narrated to and published by the writer Alex Haley.

Non-Malays Are Deserting National School

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This article appeared in The Nut Graph a few months ago ad I see it merits a republishing in my pages in the light of the 'brain drain' problem 1Malaya is facing.

What makes the top talents leaving our shores? It may starts at our schools.

~ libanglibu

The Nut Graph

"Initially, I had worries about her (my seven-year-old) fitting in but I think she's going to be okay," Ann says, recounting how her daughter picked up Mandarin after only a month. Ann is not the only non-Chinese Malaysian parent sending her children to Chinese vernacular schools.

Indeed, though the statistics may be scarce, it would seem that there is an annual increase in the number of non-Chinese Malaysians who are being enrolled in these vernacular schools. But why are parents opting for Chinese vernacular schools and not national schools?
read more here..

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dah BANGSAT Sangat Gamaknya

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Eksklusif: Sah Tuntutan RM8000 Ada Bukti

"T/kaseh aje la...
Buat susah2 hantar aku pegi bulan..
Jangan marah aku...thee he he
Marah la Madey.."

Pelancong angkasa ni tak berduit sgguh ke?

Pelancong angkasa ni kita hantar ke angkasa dulu untuk berak kencing diangkasa, main gasing diangkasa, makan roti canai, tarik teh diangkasa, buat rekod dunia...thee he he KAH KAH KAH!

Kos kita rakyat 1Malaya tanggung dah beratus juta habis..thee he he

Sekarang bukak mulut angkasawan cas RM8000 la? thee he he

Bukak kasut RM500, bukak stokin RM500, bukak seluar RM300, bukak singlet RM450, semua main duit dah ni....thee he he

Cilaka sia2 hantar melancong keangkasa...thee he he

Sekarang dah jadi gigolo. KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

BANDAR JENGKA: Baru-baru ini gempar dengan kisah Syeikh Muszaffar menuntut sehingga RM8,000 dalam satu sessi ceramahnya. Kerajaan berjanji untuk menyiasat perkara tersebut kerana beliau masih dalam kontrak dan seharusnya tidak menuntutnya jumlah sedemikian.

Semalam saya menerima satu mesej dari seorang staf UiTM Jengka yang memaklumkan, pihak UiTM Jengka telah membayar sebanyak RM7,000 kepada Dr Syeikh Muszaffar Shukor, Angkasawan Negara ketika memberikan ceramahnya baru baru ini.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The True Story of Sime Darby

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by Dr Chan Chin Cheung (director with Sime Darby 1974 - 1992)

MAY 19 — Poor Datuk Seri Ahmad Zubir Murshid, I sympathise with his present predicament. He was not the first executive of Sime Darby to be mired in circumstances which went beyond his control — the force of historical circumstances which dated back to November 1976.

All these began on Jan 2, 1972 when I proposed to a high government official that Malaysia would be well-placed to have a conglomerate of its own at the inception of the New Economic Policy (NEP) conceptualised by the team led by the Father of Development, Tun Abdul Razak, a statesman.

At that point, I had not the faintest idea what it was all about. All I knew was that my Malay contemporaries were very keen to do business. They grew up with me in the environs of higher education in the United Kingdom in the 1950s. We were all fired up with the things we could do in a socio-economic way.


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Dr M: Nationalising highways can be a financial burden
February 22, 2011 FMT
Public money will have to be used to acquire highways and this can be costly for the government, says Dr Mahathir.

Yg jadi financial burden ialah "dey, duit R100 billion hang tabur kat mana?" thee he he…

PKFZ sapa nak jawab, itu financial burden.

Beli kapal selam berbilion-bilion tapi tak reti2 menyelam, itu financial burden. thee he he…

Ada jet, dengan enjin2 jet kena lego, itu financial burden. thee he he…

Yakcop tak reti main forex rugi berbilion-bilion, it financial burden...KAH KAH KAH!

Mempercumakan jaringan pengangkutan awam bukan financial burden, belum ada negara yg bengkrap dlm proses menaik-tarafkan kehidupan rakyatnya. thee he he…

Awat kemut sangat ni?

Tapi buat jambatan bengkang-bengkok ke Singapooora bukan financial burden...KAH KAH KAH!

Sebab bukan pakai duit hang! Kan? KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!

Kemut = kedekut laaa... bkn kemut Saiful BauKari, itu kemut passive!!!HERE KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!

KUALA LUMPUR: The idea of nationalising highways is not only a bad business decision but will be a financial burden on the government, which could result in the nation being poorer and less developed.

Not only would the cost of acquiring the highways come from public money but the expenditure in maintaining them would also come from the government’s consolidated fund, said former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Anak Jantan BAPAK

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Ayah Pin's son among STPM top scorers
Written by Malaysia Chronicle

Ini anak jantan bapak,
Pakai T-shirt, selebet, selekeh,

Rambut tara minyak,

Bibir hitam kuat hisap rokok...thee he he…
Ini skema,
Sikat belah tepi,
Smart, baju lengan panjang kancing butang semua,  
Seluar slack bergosok tiap hari,
Bibir merah sebab kuat makan ais krim..thee he he…
12 batang!!!KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH! 

The son of Arifin Mohamad, or more popularly known as Ayah Pin the head of the Sky Kingdom cult, has emerged as one of the 12 top scorers for the Sijil Tinggi Pelajaran Malaysia (STPM) in Terengganu.

Mohd Khairul Adhar Arifin, 20, who was a student of Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Bukit Payong, Hulu Besut, obtained 4As for General Studies, Visual Art, Bahasa Malaysia and Literature.

The fourth of six children said he refused to allow the controversies surrounding his father stop him from doing his best for the examinations.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Saiful BauKari: Satu Wawancara

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Wartawan: Betol ke panjang sangat sampai boleh lentur ke belakang, apa rahsianya?

Saiful BauKari: Errrr... t/kaseh...memang betol boleh lentur sampai kebelakang.. usaha tangga kejayaan. Saya amalkan senaman. Senaman berperingkat-peringkat.

Mula2 cuba dengan sabut dari sebijik kelapa dulu. Kemudian kalau dah kompiden try plak tempurung kelapa. Kalau kepalabana tak putus2 jugak, try gantung sebijik kelapa sekali tengooook...KAH KAH KAH! enjut2 sikit!! KAH KAH KAH!

Kalau dah makin hebat, amalkan pulak menyondol dan mengangkat peti ais setiap pagi. Pasti panjang mcm saya punya...thee he he…KAH KAH KAH!

Malaysia Boleeeeeyh!

Saiful's sperm found inside his own anus, indicating DNA was planted
Written by Stan Lee, Malaysia Chronicle

The Malaysian government's DNA expert Dr Seah Lay Hong continued to duck tough questions from Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim's lawyers, even though a chemist report from her own department confirmed that complainant Saiful Bukhari Azlan's DNA had been found in semen samples extracted from his own anus.

Semen in anus Saiful’s own, Anwar lawyers claim
By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal February 21, 2011

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 21 — Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s Sodomy II trial took a another twist today when defence lawyers suggested that one of the two DNA profiles from semen found in Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan’s anus belonged to the complainant himself.

Overhead Kicks

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Rooney’s Derby is brilliant, but I prefer these three;

Shit Lookalikes: Peter Crouch & ‘Mars Attacks’ Alien

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wargh KAH KAH KAH! wargh KAH KAH KAH!

ESCAPE From Kosovo

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This is an interesting read. I take this Shefki Kuqi as a muslim since he is an ethnic Albania and he fled the country during the Balkan War.

This is a story of a man at a tender age of 12 has to fled his country to avoid persection. He survived the remarkable journey that took him from Vucitrn, Kosovo - Mitrovica - Belgrade - Gdansk - to Finland.

Now he plays for Newcastle United.

Shefki Kuqi

Kuqi: I was terrified of making a sound
Newcastle's well-travelled forward Shefki Kuqi's recalls the dramatic journey he made from Kosovo in 1989.

When Shefki Kuqi rumbled off the bench for Newcastle last Saturday, he was making his debut for his 13th senior club. He is almost the definition of the journeyman striker. But his is a journey more extraordinary than most, one that began in 1989, when he was 12 years old.

Kuqi was born in Vucitrn, a town in Kosovo, then in Yugoslavia, where two-thirds of the population were ethnic Albanians. Kuqi's family were among them. He grew up in a small village just outside Vucitrn, most of whose residents worked in a metal-processing plant on the road into the town. There were only 10 Serb houses in the village, five in a cluster just over the road from Kuqi's house, five just behind.

"We started school at six and a half," Kuqi remembers. "There were separate Kosovan and Serb classes in the same school and, from the age of 10, Kosovan children were expected to study the Serbian language. Maybe once or twice a week we'd get to school an hour early and play a game of football, Kosovans v Serbs, which would always draw a crowd. Click HERE for more

Madey Makan SIREH?

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‘Dr Mahathir is hilarious’
K Pragalath | February 19, 2011

Puak2 ni memang hilarious, memang funny pun, satu Malaya sudah taw...

Mcm mana tak hilarious, kalau puak ni dapat bersembang 2 orang ckp, tapi riuh rendah mcm 13 orang! berbual dgn tengkok, tangan, mata, kepala sekali semua naik!

Mcm mana tak hilarious, biasa dengar?..."cakap mcm Kel**g", "janji Kel**g"? thee he he…

Biasa tengok puak2 ni makan sirih? pengotor ya amat, mamah2... cret! mamah2... CRET! KAH KAH KAH!

Lidah bercabang, tu pasal sampai ke laaaa ni dok mengungkit jambatan bengkang-bengkok dia, dulu tak nak buat. Takutkan LK Yew...thee he he…

Itu pasal kalau terserempak ular dgn Madey, jgn balun ular jgn ketuk Madey...thee he he…

Bagi Madey kat ular, kasi ular makan sama Madey! KAH KAH KAH!

PAS information chief Idris Ahmad finds 85-year old ex-premier Dr Mahathir Mohamad funny.

PETALING JAYA: An amused PAS information chief, Idris Ahmad, thinks former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad’s allegations that PAS spiritual adviser, Nik Aziz Nik Mat, was “working with the devil” “hilarious”.

“Mahathir’s statement is hilarious. Which political party campaigns to lose elections?” he said, referring to Mahathir’s accusation that Nik Aziz’s ultimate goal was not Islam but to rule Malaysia.

Mahathir had a few days ago reportedly said: “Whatever that rolls out of Nik Aziz’s mouth is to win elections and to become the joint ruler of this country with DAP and PKR.”

Sunday, February 20, 2011

LOST World

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Not in Tambun lah!! KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!

Newly released images of uncontacted Brazilian Indians reveal a thriving world that may soon be destroyed. The photos were taken by Brazil's Indian Affairs Department, and Survival International presents them in an attempt to protect the Indian territory.

The tribe is currently in danger, as illegal loggers invade their land, pushing the tribe from Peru into Brazil. Last year, the Upper Amazon Conservancy found evidence of illegal logging while flying over the protected area.

As Survival's Director Stephen Corry recently said, "The illegal loggers will destroy this tribe. It's vital that the Peruvian government stop them before time runs out. The people in these photos are self-evidently healthy and thriving. What they need from us is their territory protected, so that they can make their own choices about their future. But this area is now at real risk, and if the wave of illegal logging isn't stopped fast, their future will be taken out of their hands. This isn't just a possibility: it's irrefutable history, rewritten on the graves of countless tribes for the last five centuries." Click HERE for more

Negara Kamu Negara KAPIR

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Negara kami negara Islam,

kami tak ada Orchard Square, Flower Square atau Recreatioal Square macam negara kamu.

Students cheer as they protest in Brussels, Thursday, ...

Belgians celebrate 249 days without a government

more photos HERE

Tapi, kami ada Benghazi Square, Manama Square, Tahrir Square, Sanaa Square dan Merdeka Square.

Kami juga ada bermacam2 jenis firaun.

Firaun Gadaffi, firaun Zine el Abidine, firaun Mubarak dan paling best MAHAfiraun.

MAHAfiraun dah tua, tulang belakang dah herot tulang pungkoq dah pipih. Tapi masih nak menyibok dlm segala benda.

MAHAfiraun ni ingat dia menongkat dunia, tak mati2 so tak payah mintak ampun , tak payah taubat banyak2.

MAHAfiraun amat pelupa, walaupun dia bukan Melayu tapi dia seorang pelupa. Dia lupa sejarah.

Sejarah telah merakamkan bagaimana firaun Mesir disumbat pasir kedalam mulutnya oleh malaikat sewaktu ditelan Laut Merah,

supaya dia langsung tidak boleh melafazkan 'taubat'.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Bermacam2 Jenis BAPAK

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Bapak macam ini pun ada.

Dia boleh turun naik mahkamah. Senyum merata-rata. Boleh hidung kembang kempis. 

Dia boleh hilang silu diambik gambar setiap kali naik mahkamah. Dia macam dah seronok meneman anak turun naik mahkamah.

Bapak apa benda ni? Bapak ayam pun naik malu la kalau kes macam ni.

Anak lelaki yg dibela dari kecik sepatutnya, disuruh jadi jantan kemudian boleh menyondol perempuan supaya boleh memberi bapak cucu. 

Bukan anak lelaki bapak namanya, kalau kerja menonggeng lubang ekzos ditarah 9 batang pelir.

Bapak ke ni? Kalau bapak betul, mesti ada gaya nak letak kayu beluti kat tengkok anak bila anak dah mengarut-ngarut mcm tu.

Kata orang, ikut resmi haruan, 'haruan makan anak'... thee he he
Cuba check sample air lendir tu betol2.. thee he he
Mana la tau kaaaaan...thee he he
Bapak zaman sekarang bukan boleh dikira sangat...thee he he
Betul ke bapak tu? Apsal bapak bantot, anak lampai??... thee he he

Check sekali lagi, double-check sample2 air lendir tu..KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

Pembela aju kemungkinan DNA dari hingga 10 lelaki

Peguambela dalam kes liwat terhadap Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim mengajukan kemungkinan DNA dari sehingga 10 orang, termasuk dari Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, ditemui pada dubur mangsa.

Peguambela mengajukan kemungkinan itu kepada pakar DNA dari Jabatan Kimia, Dr Seah Lay Hong sewaktu menyoal-balasnya hari ini, dan beliau bersetuju dengan kemungkinan itu.

Seah (kanan) telah memberitahu mahkamah bahawa dua item peralatan digunakan, iaitu DNA View dan Applied Biosystem Genetic Analysis machine, untuk membantunya dalam analisisnya.

Peguam Ram Karpal membangkitkan perkara itu sewaktu menyoal-balas Seah berhubung Laporan Kimia yang disediakannya yang ditandakan sebagai bukti.

Syarat Wajib Sebelum jadi Calon

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Sihat tubuh badan. Tak ada batuk2,darah tinggi, kencing manis, angin ahmar
Supaya tak mati cepat,
Tak mengabis duit rakyat keluar masuk hospital ( tau nak yang klinik 1st Class shj.)
Supaya boleh kerja, bukan main mata dengan nurse, bukan mencekik gaji buta.
Supaya tak mengkayakan kroni dgn projek mee segera.

Dan yang paaaaaaling penting, buat Medical Check-up dulu.
Kalau engsel dah berkarat,
Tulang belakang dah herot,
Pungkoq dah pipih,
Tak payah la bertanding...

Friday, February 18, 2011

Tell Him, "Pergi La MAM.."

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Dr M Told To Apologise Over Ops Lalang


KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 10: Former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad has been urged to issue an apology for masterminding Operation Lalang in 1987, which saw more than a hundred dissenters arrested under the Internal Security Act.

DAP advisor Lim Kit Siang made this call in response to a claim by Mahathir that he had met opposition leaders and assured them that they would not be detained, days before the infamous swoop.

Pergi la 'mam'... pungkoq pun dah pipih, tulang belakang pun dah herot bengkok..thee he he…

tak ada sapa nak buat jambatan bengkang bengkok lg dah... pergi la 

Protong pun dah nyawa2 ikan, nak 'mam' sekali dengan Protong kot? thee he he…

Tapi sebelum 'mam', cakap la "we all kat rumah speak English, not Tamil" thee he he…

Satu Malaya akan percaya!! KAH KAH KAH!

Mahathir made the claim in journalist Tom Plate's book, Doctor M: Operation Malaysia – Conversations with Mahathir Mohamad, blaming the police for the arrests which earned him international condemnations, and which many saw was a prelude to his interference in the judiciary and other institutions.

Saiful BauKari Ter'CRET'!!

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Mat Nuar guna pawang.

Adakah pawang ini?

Atau pun pawang ini??

Kes ini kalau didengar di negara kapir..thee he he dah lama buang kes, tak terima kes main pawang-pawang..thee he he…

Dengan hakim, dengan 'jaga' mahkamah kena buang semua..thee he he kes tak masuk akal...thee he he…

Setompok ter'cret' kat luar..BUKTI TUUU! theee he he tapi saluran masih OK, cun, masih sempit.

Apa punya pawang Mat Nuar guna daa..thee he he apa ni...main ilmu-ilmu, main halus-halus..

Main tuju-tuju, main hantar-hantar..thee he he…

Tetiba tengah malam, meraung Saiful BauKari..terasa benda menyucuk-nyucuk...thee he he…

Tu yg sampai ter'cret-cret' sendiri! KAH KAH KAH!

"Semasa pemeriksaan utama oleh Timbalan Pendakwa Raya Noorin Badaruddin, Dr Seah yang merupakan saksi kelima pendakwaan memberitahu mahkamah bahawa beliau telah menjalankan ujian terhadap dua kemeja lengan panjang dan sehelai seluar dalam biru gelap atas arahan pegawai penyiasat kes itu, DSP Judy Blaucious Pereira.
Bagaimanapun, beliau berkata ujian mendapati air mani "lelaki Y" tidak ada pada kesemua eksibit berkenaan, manakala dua lagi kesan yang ditemui pada seluar hitam Mohd Saiful disahkan sebagai milik mangsa sendiri.
Laporan kimia hari ini juga mendedahkan contoh B5 yang diambil dari kawasan sekitar dubur terdiri daripada DNA lelaki milik Mohd Saiful, "lelaki Y" dan satu lagi penyumbang yang tidak dikenali."

One In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is Muslim

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Apa bezanya Obama is Muslim or not, ada beza ke?

Zine el abidine pun muslim, MubarakFiraun pun muslim, MAHAfiraun pun muslim..thee he he… tak ada beza.

Kuat menipusama kuat mengapor harta negara, sikit2 tangkap orang!...thee he he...tak ada beza
Kaya raya, anak beranak cucu cicit kaya raya...thee he he...tak ada beza
Panjang umur,  lambat padam..thee he he...tak ada beza
Semua sembahyang Jumaat...thee he he…tak ada beza
Cuma yang berbeza khutbah sembahyang Jumaat...thee he he
Khutbah Jumaat Zine el abidine dlm bahasa Perancis, khutbah Jumaat MubarakFiraun dlm bahasa Arab, tapi khutbah MAHAfiraun dlm bahasa Tamil!...KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

USA Today

WASHINGTON, Feb 14: The (false) claim that President Obama is a Muslim looks like it will be a permanent part of the political landscape.

About 10 Iowa Republican caucus-goers who attended a recent focus group organized by Fox News said they believe that Obama is a Muslim, despite the president's repeated testimony of his Christian beliefs as recently at this month's National Prayer Breakfast.