Iban Grows, Taib PLUNDERS

RAZIAH GRABS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR FOREST FOR JUST RM 250!

In an act of breathtaking meanness and greed the multi-billionaire Taib family are seeking to deprive impoverished Ibans of one of Sarawak’s last remaining hardwood forests, for a paltry compensation of just RM250 per family.

Meanwhile, Sarawak Report has received exclusive new leaks which indicate that the Chief Minister himself stands to personally profit by a million times that amount (an estimated RM250,000,00) in corrupt backhanders from the deal.

Choose Liverpool

Liverpool 2-2 Sunderland

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard came to his side's rescue with an equaliser in a 2-2 draw against Sunderland.

Dirk Kuyt opened the scoring for the Reds, Darren Bent hit back with a penalty and a header either side of half-time before Gerrard nodded in Fernando Torres' near-post cross to salvage a point.

First things first.

Beat Sunderland first, then choose Champions League instead of that what-the-crap-Europa-League.

Ga ga gaaa gaaa gaaaaah!

Big city, big CITY Night

Man City 1 - 0 Chelsea !!

This is Tevez!

Well now Fibergas..

Wishing you are somewhere else?

Looks like ain't nobody telling ya..

That grass in the Nou Camp is waaaaaay much greeener..


HELLMUNIA! FLOP GUNNERS EYE REINA

ARSENAL are poised to make a fresh bid to snatch keeper Pepe Reina from cash-strapped Liverpool.

The Anfield club rejected a cheeky £15m bid from the Gunners during the summer.

But after a howler by cock-up keeper Manuel Almunia gifted West Brom a 3-2 win at the Emirates, Arsenal are considering a new bid in the January transfer window to solve their long-standing goalkeeper problem.