Ciao, au revoir Liverpool!

LIVERPOOL : Monday, 12 April 2010 00:04

LIVERPOOL -Liverpool's hopes of qualifying for the Champions League suffered another substantial blow as Fulham earned a 0-0 draw at Anfield on Sunday.

Rafael Benitez's side knew a victory over the Cottagers was vital if they were to keep alive their already fading dreams of overhauling Manchester City and Tottenham in the race for fourth place in the Premier League.

However, in a strangely subdued encounter between two sides who could meet in the Europa League final next month should they win their respective semi-finals, Liverpool could not break down the resilient London side, who had Australian goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer to thank for a string of fine saves...MORE

Nazri Confirms Those Two Has Been Quizzed by MACC

By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal

KUALA LUMPUR, April 12 — Datuk Seri Nazri Abdul Aziz confirmed today that two key witnesses involved in private investigator P.Balasubramaniam’s first sworn testimony in the Altantuya murder had been interrogated.

Mohammad Nazim Razak, the younger brother of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak and Deepak Jaikishan were alleged to have made Bala withdraw his first sworn testimony regarding the murder of Mongolian model Altantuya Shaariibuu, who was killed in 2006...MORE

Aik??!?!!
Kena kuiz??
Duduk balai kena kuiz..thee he he

Ada teh 'O' ada karipap..thee he he
Boleh hisap2 rokok..makan kuaci..

Syoknye.....

Kuiz mesti ada hadiah..
Agak2 apa hadiah??
Karpet la...
Karpet yang minah 'macam' kat atas tu (gambar hiasan) duduk..thee he he

Semua Dah Nak Masuk Kubur

Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:07

KUALA LUMPUR – Umno Youth hopes the Barisan Nasional's candidate in the Hulu Selangor by-election will be someone acceptable to youths, said its chief Khairy Jamaluddin. He said this factor needed to be given attention as a study done by the movement found that youths would be the determining factor for a BN victory.

"Umno Youth respects the decision made by Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak for the seat to be given to MIC. Nevertheless, we hope the candidate chosen is one who is youth-friendly," he told a press conference after chairing a meeting of Umno Youth's executive committee at the Putra World Trade Centre here Friday...MORE

Nak cari belia mana..
Nak cari kat celah mana..thee he he

Belia mana yg nak duduk dalam kapal dah nak karam..
Lubang sana, lubang sini..thee he he

Bangka bangka ramai lagi tu..
Bubuh la mana pun..thee he he

Yang capik datang bertongkat..
Yang tempang datang berpimpin..
Yang pekakabadak datang bawak hailer..

Yang dah buta, ada hati datang pakai Ray-Ban..thee he he

Katak Kodok Tak Boleh Buat Pekasam

Sunday, 11 April 2010 14:00

IPOH – Lim Kit Siang said here this morning that he would submit an urgent motion to Dewan Rakyat Speaker Pandikar Mulia Amin tomorrow to debate the establishment of a Royal Commission of Inquiry to conduct full investigations on whether Israeli agents had infiltrated Bukit Aman to replace four redundant and overlapping investigations announced by Home Minister Hishammuddin Hussein last Friday.

The DAP veteran and Ipoh Timor MP alleged that for the past four weeks, the parliamentary strategy of the BN government had been to stonewall any accountability on the RM28 million public funds spent on APCO and the international consultancy agency's role in the conception of both 1Malaysia ..MORE

Laaaaaaaaa....
Pendekar yang ini..thee he he
Ini pendekar impot..

Kita nak dengar apa kata perwira songkok tinggi..thee he he
Kita nak tengok perwira gemuk pendek bangun..
Perwira terlebih makan bersuara..
Oii..negara dah nak kena lego ni..bangkit..thee he he

Macam berani sangat..thee he he
Perwira kodok tersengih..terseringai sebelah TUNgkek pungkoq-pipih-tulang-belakang-herot..berani la..thee he he

Awal2 Lagi Dah Kena Bala

Safri Ali
HarakahDaily

HULU SELANGOR, 11 April: Apa sudah jadi dengan kawasan markas dan bilik gerakan Barisan Nasional (BN) di Bukit Sentosa, Rawang yang mula dilimpahi air.

Belum pun dibuka secara rasmi dan hanya menunggu masa untuk menjadi markas bagi ‘memperbodohkan’ para pengundi di kawasan Parlimen Hulu Selangor, hujan yang tidaklah selebat mana pun malam semalam telah menjadikan kawasan binaan yang menelan belanja ratusan ribu ringgit itu ditenggelami air.

Markas di atas tanah tinggi di depan masjid baru Bukit Sentosa itu tentunya akan menjadi markas untuk para pemimpin BN berkumpul,..LAGI

Laaaaaaaaa....
Tengok lah sendiri..thee he he
Tapi tak sedar2 jugak..
Awal2 dah kena bala..thee he he

Siang2 orang dah bagi tau..thee he he
Area Melayu, letak lah calon Melayu..
Area Melayu, tarok calon Muslim..thee he he

Degil..tak dengar kata..
Dia nak jugak tarok Pala-bana..thee he he