Serene Daro, Sarawak

This photo was shot at dusk, as again we mere mortals have failed to stop the sun from disappearing into the horizon.

It was all quiet at the jetty. The boats has ceased the operation for the day. The place which is vibrant during the day is changing its tones. Tranquility envelopes the surrounding.

We don't need a photography lesson to shoot a photo like this. All we need to do is sit back and wait, and as the sun is trying to hide behind the mangroves, snap!

Voila!

Shape Up Shape Up

Imelda, suami Marcos

KUALA LUMPUR: After five months of rigorous training, Indonesian David Gurnani shed more than 80kg to become the very first Biggest Loser Asia, defeating competitors Aaron Mokhtar, Carlo Miguel and Martha Lai at the live taping of the reality show’s finale at the National Film Development Corporation (Finas) yesterday.

Pojaman, suami Thaksin

At the final weigh-in yesterday, Gurnani (nicknamed King David on the show) charted an astounding total weight loss of 83kg (he came into the competition weighing 157kg) and a body fat percentage loss of 53%.

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Jaga badan..thee he he
Jgn sampai macam guni beras..
Jgn sampai macam peguin..terkedek-kedek..Tengkuk besar..lengan menggelambir, tau menggelambir?
Peha dah belaga paha..

Harapkan rambut cucuk ala Samy vellu..
Intan berlian berselirat satu badan..thee he he..
Sekali imbas macam ayam serama pun ada! thee he he (guling2 atas tar!)
Usaha sikit..ambik ati isteri..

Macam Imelda amik ati isterinya si Marcos..
Si Pojaman mengambik ati isterinya si Thaksin..

Nak Rilek Nak Goyang Kaki

Zul Tara Mau Quit
The Star

PETALING JAYA: Zulkifli Noordin, who was sacked from Parti Keadilan Rakyat, has withdrawn from representing Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim in his qazaf application at the Syariah High Court today.

The now-independent Kulim-Bandar Baharu MP announced his decision yesterday through a letter sent to the Federal Territory Syariah High Court Registrar, which was later posted on his blog.

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Thee he he..
Itu pasal dia jadi lawyer...
Kepala hotak dia bergeliga..

Yang orang suruh berhenti, haram dia tak nak..
Yang orang tak suruh, rela hati, volunteer berhenti..
Ini Zul Misai Gatai memang handal..auta juga..thee he he

Jadi lawyer Mat Nuar kena kerja..telaah kes..tikam lidah
Tak cukup tido..makan kuaci..minum air mineral
Letih badan!
Jadi MP lagi ladzat..thee he he
Ujung bulan ada masyuk..pencen seumur idup..sampai mati..
Jalan sana, jalan sini, tengok2, korek2 idung pun dapat gaji..

"Hang habaq mai.. apa pasai aku kena kerja utk Mat Nuaq?"
"Hang habaq mai.. bodo tak bodo resign MP?"

"Ini Zul taw..ini Misai Gatai taw!"

Jangan Bergaul Dgn Orang Bunian

M'sia lebih digemari -Yusli
Utusang Malayalam

KUALA LUMPUR 9 Mac - Para peserta di dalam industri minyak sawit lebih selesa berdagang dengan Malaysia berikutan rekod pencapaiannya di dalam perdagangan bahan mentah tersebut, kata Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif Bursa Malaysia Datuk Yusli Mohamed Yusoff hari ini.

Mengulas mengenai rancangan Bursa Komoditi dan Derivatif Indonesia (ICDX) yang merancang melancarkan dagangan hadapan minyak sawit pada April, katanya: "Kami menyambut baik persaingan sihat kerana kami mahu profil kontrak minyak sawit dipertingkatkan

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Laaaaa...
Pak Kaduk ni apa cerita daa..

Memang..memang pun..dah lama dah..thee he he
1Malaya digemari..

Buat DVD cetak rompak..top tu..
Pusat ikankeli Afrika menipu dgn black money..
Tempat transit pendatang haram..
Ayam ramai..sebut je nak ayam negara mana..thee he he
Pasir 1Malaya cantik..tanya la Singapore
Harga gula terendah dirantau ini..
Tol lebih murah dari tol Poland..
Petrol seliter lagi murah dari di Zimbabwe..

Apa daa lu Yusli..
Ini mesti duduk UK sejak beranak..balik 1Malaya terus jadi orang besar
Takpun lama sgt duduk dgn orang bunian..

Dah tak tau perkembangan negara..
Jejak-jejak l kaki kat kota metropolis Kolumpo..thee he he

Baru dia taw..!

Bunga Bukan Sekuntum

By Clara Chooi

KUALA LUMPUR, March 9 — PKR president Datin Seri Wan Azizah Wan Ismail has told independent MP Zulkifli Noordin to move on from the episode of his sacking and stop harping on the matter.

The soft-spoken wife of PKR de facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim said today she did not want to further engage in a verbal war with the maverick politician, despite the latter’s personal attack on her last night.

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Dah la tu Zul..thee he he
Move on..You are young, smart, witty..
You have everything every girl are dreaming of..thee he he

But..
But.. I've told you so..
Cukur that misai P Romlee of yours first..thee he he
But u never listen..See..see now? What has happened?

U know what Zul..thee he he
U wear ketayap but..Your misai makes you like typical ameno-koko man..thee he he

Looks so gatai!!

Mula2 Hantar Kuli Kontrek

PEKANBARU, March 9 — Bank Riau has installed 6,500 cash vending machines (ATMs) in Malaysia for transaction services of customers of Riau and Riau Island provinces in the neighbouring country, Indonesia’s Antara news agency cited the bank’s director Erzon as saying here Tuesday.

The ATMs had been installed since the last two years. Bank Riau provided the service under corporate cooperation with other banks under the Malaysian Electronic Payment System.

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Mula2 hantar kuli kontrek..Kemudian bakso, pangsit, pecal lele & segala benda mencekik pun sampai sama..thee hee he
Datang pulak mem dia..thee he he
Jadi bibik..ok le

Mari pulak cewek2 dia..ramai tak lalu..thee he he
Makan jamu pak!!!
Pak menteri di kementerian si anu kata, takpe..takpe..
Serumpun..thee he he

ATM pun sampai? Ulat bulu naik mata..
Tunggu la..tunggu
CIMB marah nanti baru u tau..

CIMB ada orang kaya bilionair taw..
Muda lagi taw..
Handsomenya..bibir merah!