From Ganu to Dubai

..Pak Arab Dubai pun kena lebong! Pak Arab Dubai kena lebong!

The Middle East's biggest shopping centre was partially evacuated today as maintenance crews scrambled to contain a leak, captured on video, springing from a shark-filled aquarium.

The footage posted on the website of a Dubai newspaper showed the water from the 2.6m-gallon (11m-litre) tank pouring on to the mall's polished floors.

Visitors were kept from the scene after the water began pouring from behind the 75cm-thick viewing panel. However, from a distance the water appeared to be contained inside the tank.

Kena 'buang air kecil' pak arab Dubai..tee he he..
Pak Arab Dubai kena lebong dgn kontraktor stadium runtuh..
Padang muke..
Kontraktor mana la ni..

Pasir tak cukup ke..Jgn susah-susah..thee hee he
Korek je kat Johor..
Lebong orang Johor pulak! thee hee he

The Future Is In Your Hands

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some idiot stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted


Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.


There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....


Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the M'sian Fire Department wants you.


Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.


And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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Beradap DiNegara Orang

KUALA LUMPUR, 25 FEB, 2010: Perak Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir today filed a RM100 million defamation suit against Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) president Datin Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail and three others overan article published by the party's monthly newspaper, Suara Keadilan.

In the statement of claim, he said the newspaper edition dated Dec 29, 2009, to Jan 5, 2010, entitled "Zambry Disyaki Pengganas - Gagal masuk ke Amerika Syarikat" contained defamatory words which were false, baseless and maliciously published.

Ganas ke?Kepala botak..
Kulit itam macam tauke lenyek tar jalanraya..Ganas ke? thee he he he he..
Ganas dan brutalnya!!

Barbaric! Menyeramkan! thee he he..

Orang US takut la? takutnyeeeee...

Next time, jgn pakai sari pergi US.Nanti kastam ingat cubaan menyeludup jadah apa dalam sari..

Jgn selit roti dalam sari..
Daun sireh pun tak boleh.. thee hee hee
Kan dah kena perambat, dah malu, tebai gusi, tebai bibir..

Saman orang? Saman Wan Azizah la?
Sedar laa sikit..tee he he
Awak tu MB.. he tee he
Tunjuk teladan yg elok..

MB..

EmBee..

MB

Mahkamah Bagi!! thee heee heee  (guling2 atas tar)

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Cinta Kasih Pada Negara

Vancouver 2010: Lelaki Korea Selatan ancam letupkan kedutaan Australia ditahan

SEOUL: Polis menahan seorang lelaki Korea Selatan kerana mengancam meletupkan kedutaan Australia di Seoul, berikutan keputusan yang dibuat juri daripada Australia bagi acara luncur laju sukan Olimpik musim sejuk Vancouver 2010.

Pegawai polis negara itu, Tae-yong, berkata lelaki berusia 35 tahun itu membuat ancaman menerusi khidmat pesanan ringkas (SMS), sehari sebelumnya.

Pihak berwajib di Korea perlu menahan semula lelaki terbabit..
Adakah pasti mamat tu orang Korea?Kena pasti betul2..
Rampas I.C dia.. tak pun MyKad
Tak ada jugak..check surat beranak..tee he he

Pastikah mamat itu bukan Abe Brohing Ali? thee he he..Abe Brohing Ali gedebe..
Kot2 masih marah kat Michael Danby..tee he he
Michael Danby tak ada kat situ la..

Michael Danby merayau kat pantai Gold Coast..
Michael Danby tengah syok tangkap katak!

Rahsia Kejayaan Proton

Presiden Toyota Sebak Hiba

TOKYO - Penduduk Jepun terpegun melihat Presiden Toyota Motor Cop, Akio Toyoda sebak dan diselubungi emosi apabila dia meminta maaf di depan anggota- anggota Kongres Amerika Syarikat (AS) kelmarin.

Toyoda yang dihujani soalan berhubung penarikan balik kereta buatannya sehingga menjejaskan reputasinyamenyatakan dia berasa amat kesal ekoran kemalangan dan kecederaan melibatkan kereta Toyota.

Itu Presiden Toyota.

 Meleleh air mato wei.. sebab jual barang tak menetapi piawaian..
Walaupun piawaian sudah cukup tinggi..
Kecewa sungguh dia dan dia amat2 berasa malu (ikut lenggok P Romlee)..
Jamin 3 hari lagi, mamat ni mati..
Tali perut terburai..bunuh diri harakiri..

Itu Toyota.
Protong?? Protong apa cerita?Cermin tak naik..senang jam..
Lampu kadang2 main gila, sebelah nyala, sebelah gelap..
Mencekik darah..mencekik petrol..

"A Kancil? You better ride a donkey!"..thee he he
Mat Saleh kata baik naik donkey dari memandu Kancil..
Donkey lambat, tapi safe..
Protong Kancil?? thee hee he siap boleh angkat tayar sebelah tu..

Pernah tengok Boss Besar Protong menangis sedih time Hari Raya?
Time beratus-ratus kereta Protong accident?
Time berpuluh-puluh nyawa jadi korban?



Pernah dia tunjuk rasa tanggungjawab?
Aci potong anu la!!
Lagipun Protong bukan nama bapak dia!!

Jangan Hisap, Nanti Bodoh.

..during her internship at the Whitehouse, occassionally she smoked. She is a social smoker, Bill Clinton is more than willing to testify!

NEW YORK, Feb 25 — Cigarette smokers have lower IQs than non-smokers, and the more a person smokes, the lower their IQ, according to a study of over 20,000 Israeli military recruits.

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When The Few Good Men Remain Silent

..self-inflicted?

KUALA LUMPUR, 25 FEB, 2010: Raja Azman, the son of fugitive blogger Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin, inflicted injuries on himself at the Sungai Buloh prison but not in an attempt to commit suicide, according to the Human Rights Commission of Malaysia (Suhakam).

Suhakam commissioner Datuk N. Siva Subramaniam said today Raja Azman, 34, told him that he slashed his left arm and swallowed razor blades after learning that he would be placed in a separate block for violating prison rules.

self-inflicted?
self-inflicted??
self-inflicted..
self-inflicted!!

the slashing... well.. maybe
but not the swallowing thing. No way..

No.
Nyet!

Go on SUHAKAM, bang your drums.
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