Monday, June 28, 2010

Sorry, GIGGSY Is Welsh

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Germany 4-1 England: Lions Limp Out After German Rout
The rivals put in an exciting contest at Bloemfontein...

England are out of the 2010 World Cup after being thrashed by Germany at Free State Stadium in South Africa. Miroslav Klose and Lukas Podolski scored and it looked comfortable, but Matthew Upson's tally gave England a chance to come back. The Three Lions will be aggrieved that a Frank Lampard strike was wrongly disallowed at the end of the first-half, but Thomas Mueller's second-half brace gave coach Joachim Leow's side a convincing 4-1 victory.

So is Keane. Keane is Irish.

Hahah! Hahah! Hahah!

Football is a game of 22 players. In the end the Germans will always win! No Lineker?

Go England go! GO HOME!!!!

Both sides used line-ups that were relatively unchanged. Three Lions boss Fabio Capello used the same starting XI that defeated Slovenia, keeping faith in Matthew Upson, James Milner, and Jermaine Defoe. Meanwhile Loew made a solitary variation to his squad as Klose, who returned from suspension, replaced the injured Cacau in attack.

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Jaga-jaga Ustaz Janggut CIPUT

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Sebijik macam janggut Nakhaie time muda-muda.

Ini lah rupa janggut Asri bila dah beruban nanti.

KUALA LUMPUR, June 26 — Influential Muslim scholar Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin said today he has no intention of joining any political party at this point in time.

“I am not part of any party and do not intend to take that path for the time being,” he said in a press statement.

Ini ulamak berpenyakit..thee he he

Dah lama menderita..menderita tak ada tulang belakang

Atau pun dah lama menderita tulang belakang rapuh..thee hee he

Ini jugak ulamak masuk kategori tak ada hasil..thee he he ulamak tanam lalang..

Jadilah lalang, terbuai-buai kena tiup angin, lembik..

Kalau ikut bahasa pasarnya..thee he he..tak ada telur!

Kalau ikut slang Klate/Ganu 'takde batu'!!!


“I give my support to truth and facts, regardless of party, race or religion. That is the Islamic principle of justice for all.”

Asri had been linked to Umno, with one report earlier this week suggesting that he was likely to lead a group of ulama into the Barisan Nasional (BN) Malay party.

Umno had hoped to score a major political coup in enticing Asri into the Malay party.

The courtship of Asri suggested Umno hoped to ride on the respected Islamic scholar’s influence among both liberal and conservative Muslims and unite Malay voters behind the BN party.

“At the same time, I respect those who wish to do missionary work in any party,” said Asri

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

8 Billion Duit FELDA Kena REMBAT

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..bukannya FELDA Hilang RM8 bilion.

Kalau sekadar hilang, orang tak kisah.., boleh cari sampai jumpa..thee he he

Barang hilang, lama-lama jumpa balik. Lost-and -found la..thee he he

Ini bukan hilang, ini ghaib! Ghaib kena silap mata..

Kalau betul hilang, tak apa la nak buat macam mana..boleh pakat meraung ramai-ramai..thee he heeee

Tapi aplancau akauntan dibayar gaji ribu-ribu tak reti buat kerja?

Duit 8 bilion dah ghaib kena rembat, kena kapor, kena songlap..thee he heeeee

Tak caya tanya Broheng Ali... GA! GA! GA! GAAAAA!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Harakahdaily) - Datuk Husam Musa mendakwa, rezab tunai Felda telah susut sebanyak RM8 bilion sejak diambil alih Datuk Seri Najib Razak bukannya 2.7 bilion sebagaimana didakwa Datuk Ahmad Maslan.

Ini kerana, susut rezab bukannya jumlah yang ada pada tahun 2004 tolak jumlah yang ada sekarang kerana dalam tempoh tersebut Felda mempunyai pendapatan dan ia hilang bersama dengan kemersosotan yang berlaku.

Husam yang juga Exco pembangunan ekonomi Kelantan itu berhujjah:

a. Baki pada akhir 2009 - RM 1.35 billion.
b. Baki pada akhir 2004 - RM 4.08 billion.

"Antara tempoh 2004 sehingga 2009, adakah Felda tidak menerima apa-apa pembayaran? Semua ladang Felda tak ada hasil dalam tempoh lima tahun itu? Satu sen pun tak masuk?" soalnya.

Kalau BODOH, Seluk Kocek Gosok Batu

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Dzulfikar Mashoor HARAKAH DAILY

KUALA LUMPUR, 25 Jun: Ahli Parlimen Kuala Terengganu, Mohd Abdul Wahid Endut menyifatkan Datuk Ahmad Maslan sebagai ‘bodoh’ kerana mahu menyamannya berhubung isu Felda.

Macam mana boleh dapat title 'Datuk' ni..

Ramai lagi ke 'Datuk' yang bodoh-bodoh..thee hee he

Malu bini kat rumah, suami kena panggil 'bodoh'..

Malu anak nak pergi sekolah, bapak kerja menteri tapi kena panggil 'bodoh'..thee he he

Dalam dewan tak boleh saman menyaman, menyamar boleh la..menyamar jadi Melayu!..thee he heeeeee heee

Ini terpengaruh dgn Broheng Ali la ni.. Broheng menyaman, ikut menyaman..thee he he

Jangan ikut Broheng Ali..thee he he dia memang 'jaguh kampung bodoh' thee he he
(tak caya pergi Rembau)

Bagi Abdul Wahid, kenyataannya di Dewan Rakyat yang mendakwa Felda sebagai ‘peneroka tanah haram’ tidak boleh disaman sebagaimana yang diumumkan oleh Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri itu yang disiarkan Malaysiakini tengah hari tadi.

“Dia ini mungkin ‘bodoh’, macam mana nak saman saya. Saya buat kenyataan itu di Dewan Rakyat,” ujarnya ketika dihubungi Harakahdaily sekejap tadi.

Is Chinese Penis Really That GOOD?

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This is a very interesting read of which  I've stumbled upon at The Nut Graph. Pls click here to go to The Nut Graph or you still can stay on this page and continue your reading.

This article is not glorifying Chinese sexual prowess, far from it. But, it is about the behaviour of some bad apples who give Islam a bad name.

IN part two of stories about those who have encountered the religious police, freelance writer Nabila Nasir, 25, recounts the harassment and extortion she and a now ex-boyfriend experienced at the hands of moral guardians in mid-2007.

The KL-born and raised Nabila says that until today, she has no proof that the man who claimed to be a religious enforcer was really one at all. Eventually, though, Nabila and her then boyfriend were allowed to go free without any charges. In this exclusive phone interview with The Nut Graph on 26 May 2010, she gives a blow by blow account of what happened.

The Nut Graph: Tell us what you were doing before the authorities showed up.

Nabila Nasir: Back then I was dating a Chinese [Malaysian] guy, who was studying in Sydney and came back during his break. He came over to my house one weekday, in Subang, to watch a movie on DVD. After the movie, we went out to have ice cream in Taipan. We were dressed very casually – I didn’t even bring my handphone or IC with me. After ice cream, we drove around and stopped at a park. We kissed a bit, and after five minutes a police car pulled up behind us. This was around 7pm, I guess.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Slovakia 'KOPUNEKED' Italy!

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Slovakia 3-2 Italy: World Champions Suffer Embarrassing Exit
Robert Vittek's double proved too much despite late Azzurri rally.
By Kris Voakes
Jun 24, 2010 4:54:00 PM

World champions Italy suffered an embarrassing exit at the first hurdle thanks to Slovakia's pulsating 3-2 World Cup Group F victory at Ellis Park.

Robert Vittek struck either side of the break before Antonio Di Natale's goal gave Italy hope. Kamil Kopunek made the game safe for Slovakia in the 89th  minute before a further consolation from Fabio Quagliarella.

Oh dear dear Italy..
Oh dear dear France..
Euuuw England!!! that was sooooo damn bloody effing close!


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Umno has always been a party of ulama, says Jamil Khir

Ini ulamak penyabar, kena peram kena tekan pun takpa.

Ulamak kawan baik Netanyahu.

"Takpe.. tidurlah..jgn sampai meleleh ayaq lioq basi sudah."


By Asrul Hadi Abdullah SaniJune 24, 2010PUTRAJAYA, June 24 — Umno supreme council member Senator Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom claimed today that the party has always been led by ulama, or Muslim scholars.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010


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Kondom pencegah rogol zaman dulu-kala

Kondom cegah rogol zaman sekarang

Kondom cegah rogol zaman akan datang. (sedang dibiak)

South African Dr. Sonnet Ehlers was on call one night four decades ago when a devastated rape victim walked in. Her eyes were lifeless; she was like a breathing corpse

"She looked at me and said, 'If only had teeth down there,'" recalled Ehlers, who was a 20-year-old medical researcher at the time. "I promised her I'd do something to help people like her one day."

Gagagagagagaga!!! gagaga! ga ga ga!!!

Memang hebat doktor ni..thee he he he siap ada gigi tuuuu!!!!

Apsal doktor Melayu tak terfikir benda macam ni??

Tongkat Ali, Tongkat Abu, Gambir Sarawak, Gambir itu gambir ini..semua ada..thee he he

Penggalak banyak bersepah-sepah..thee he he pencegah tak ada..

Nak harapkan Kacip Fatimah??? 

Alamat sampai subuh esok la Dol...thee he he

Forty years later, Rape-aXe was born, CNN reported and published on it's website.

Ehlers is distributing the female condoms in the various South African cities where the World Cup soccer games are taking place.

Gaji TUKANG KEBUN Sekolah Akan Dikurangkan

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BESUT, 21 JUNE, 2010: Academicians generally support the government's move to abolish the Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) and Penilaian Menengah Rendah (PMR), but urged that a thorough study be done first.

Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga...

Teruk dah negara kita..thee he he

Teruk sangat dah ni..thee he he betul kata Mat Derih Jala..

M'sia akan bangkrap tak lama lagi..thee he he

Masuk akal kalau biasiswa tidak lagi ditawarkan kpd pelajar-pelajar..

Masuk akal kalau budget sekolah dipotong 20%..

Masuk akal kalau cikgu tak boleh claim overtime..thee he he

Amat tak masuk akal kalau exam sekolah rendah pun nak dihapuskan..

Dah tak ada duit sangat ke..

Banyak sangat ke bagi kat APCO..thee he he sampai nak conduct exam pun dah tak berduit?

Habis pegi sekolah pagi petang nak buat hapa??


Many of them, however, agree that the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination be continued in order to gauge the students' academic performance before they enter the job market.

Senior lecturer at Universiti Sains Malaysia's School of Educational Studies, Assoc Prof Dr Hashim Othman, said what came out of the UPSR and PMR all this while was a culture of examination-oriented education and which did not really produce knowledgeable or skilled students.

Can Breastfeed Can Drive

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"Do the women have to breastfeed the driver in the presence of their husbands or can they do this alone?"

"Who will protect the wife if the husband entered the house unexpectedly and found his wife breastfeeding the driver?" she asked.

Budak Mongol dan Mama Mongol Cun

Saudi women plan to turn a controversial fatwa (religious ruling) to their advantage and launch a campaign to achieve their long-standing demand to drive in this conservative kingdom. If the demand is not met, the women threatened to follow through the fatwa which allows them to breastfeed their drivers and turn them into their sons.

The campaign will be launched under the slogan: "We either be allowed to drive or breastfeed foreigners," a journalist told Gulf News.

Amal Zahid said that their decision follows a fatwa issued by a renowned scholar which said that Saudi women can breastfeed their foreign drivers for them to become their sons.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Selamat JALAN lah!

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June 20, 2010 18:18 PM

Proposal To Rename Jalan Ampang As Jalan Tun Dr Mahathir

KUALA LUMPUR, June 20 (Bernama) -- Cheras Umno chief Datuk Syed Ali Alhabshee has proposed that Jalan Ampang be renamed Jalan Tun Dr Mahathir in recognition of his service as prime minister for 22 years.

ga ga ga ga ga gaga gaga ga ga!!!!!!

Tak ada satu jalan pun setakat ni guna nama TUNgkek..

Tentu ada sebab..thee he he he he Apsal Habsyah ni tak nampak-nampak?

Ini nak memalukan TUNgkek ke? Dia hidup lagi..thee he he

Tak risau ke nanti papantanda nama jalan kena conteng..

Nanti orang conteng;

Boleh Jalanlah Tun Dr Mahathir..

Selamat Jalan Tun Dr Mahathir, jalan lah cepat-cepat..

GA GA GA !!!! GA!! GA GA GA GA GA!!! GA! GA! GA!
He said Dr Mahathir was responsible for developing Malaysia, a respected and important member of the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC).

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Ka-ching! ka-ching!! KA-CHING!!!

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KUALA LUMPUR, June 18 (Bernama) -- Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak welcomes suggestions of names for the kitten he bought Thursday.

Here's aplenty;






Kaching! - the sounds of JUDI machine. thee thee he he he he

"My family and I are in the process of picking out a name for it, but I welcome suggestions from you," he said in his blog Friday.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

GRAVVY Train Sudah Mari

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Buaya mintak makan di Jalan Raja Alang, Kg Baru

KUALA LUMPUR, 5 Jun — Syarikat berkaitan kerajaan (GLC) boleh memainkan peranan membangunkan Kampung Baru bagi memastikan hak pemiliknya terpelihara, kata Tan Sri Elyas Omar. Bekas Datuk Bandar Kuala Lumpur dari 1981 hingga 1992 itu berkata, langkah tersebut adalah lebih baik berbanding cadangan membuka pemilikan tanah kawasan itu kepada bukan…

Laba akan sampai..bau laba sudah merebak..thee he he
Buaya dah terbau bangkai.

Ayam terbau dedak.
Kamalanathan dah tercium tangan Muhyidin..thee he he
Broheng Ali tersengaja cium tangan Hasmah..thee he he
Elyas ini pun apa kurang..thee he he tiba2 muncul.

Duduk lah diam2 makan pencen sambil bayar utang.


..of Obama and Iran

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by Fidel Castro

Two days ago, I said in a few words that imperialism was unable to solve the extremely serious problem of drug abuse, which has become a scourge for the people all over the world. Today, I wish to deal with another issue that I consider of major significance.

The current danger that the United States attacks North Korea, following the recent incident in the territorial waters of the latter, could perhaps be thwarted if the President of the People’s Republic of China decides to exercise the right to veto --a prerogative that country totally dislikes-- with respect to the agreements currently under discussion at the UN Security Council.

But, there is a second and more serious problem for which the United States has no possible answer; this is the conflict created involving Iran. This could be clearly seen coming since President Barack Obama made his speech at the Islamic University of Al-Azhar, in Cairo, on June 4, 2010.

In a Reflection I wrote only four days after that, --when I had access to an official copy of his remarks-- I used many parts of it to analyze its significance. I shall now mention some of them.

“We meet at a time of great tension between the United States and Muslims around the World...”

“Colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their own aspirations”.

This and other arguments sounded particularly impressive as they were voiced by an African-American US President; they resonated like the self-evident truths contained in the Declaration of Philadelphia of July 4, 1776.

“I've come here to Cairo to seek a new beginning between the United States and Muslims around the world, one based on mutual interest and mutual respect”

“As the Holy Quran tells us, "Be conscious of God and speak always the truth”.

“And I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear”.

Thus, he continued dealing with thorny issues from the universe of insoluble contradictions involving US policies.

“In the middle of the Cold War, the United States played a role in the overthrow of a democratically elected Iranian government”

“Since the Islamic Revolution, Iran has played a role in acts of hostage-taking and violence against U.S. troops and civilians.”

“America's strong bonds with Israel are well known. This bond is unbreakable”.

“Many wait in refugee camps in the West Bank, Gaza and neighboring lands for a life of peace and security that they have never been able to lead”.

Today, we know that white phosphorus and other inhumane and cruel substances are often dropped on the population of the Gaza Strip with a truly Nazi fascist frenzy. Still, Obama’s assertions seemed vibrant, and on occasions sincere, as he repeated them once and again during his feverish racing around the world, wherever he promptly arrived in his US Air Force One.

Yesterday, May 31, the international community was shocked when in international waters, --tens of thousands of miles off the coast of Gaza--nearly one hundred Israeli paratroops jumped from helicopters, in the wee small hours, recklessly shooting on hundreds of peaceful people from various nationalities, causing them --according to press reports-- no less than 20 dead and scores of injured. There were also Americans among those under attack, who were carrying goods to the Palestinians besieged in their own homeland.

When Obama spoke at the Islamic University of Al-Azhar about “the overthrow of a democratically elected Iranian government” and immediately added that “since the Islamic Revolution, Iran has played a role in acts of hostage-taking and violence against U.S. troops and civilians...” he was referring to the revolutionary movement promoted by the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini who--from Paris and without a weapon--crushed the Armed Forces of the most powerful US gendarme in South Asia. It was very difficult for the mightiest power of the world not to succumb to the temptation of setting up one of its military bases there, south of the USSR.

More than five decades back, the United States had subdued another absolutely democratic revolution when it overthrew the Iranian government headed by Mohammad Mossadegh, who had been elected Prime Minister of Iran on April 24, 1951.

On May 1st that same year, the Senate approved the nationalization of oil, which had been his main demand during the struggle. “So far, our long years of negotiations with foreign countries have proved unsuccessful”, he said.

He obviously meant the big capitalist powers that controlled the world economy. In view of the intransigence of the British Petroleum, then known as the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company, Iran seized its facilities.

The country was unable to train its technicians. The UK had withdrawn its skilled personnel and imposed a blockade on spare parts and markets.

It had also sent the Royal Navy ready for action against that country. As a result, Iran’s oil production decreased from 241.4 million barrels in 1952 to 10.6 million in 1953. In such favorable conditions, the CIA organized the coup d’├ętat that ousted Mossadegh, who passed away three years later. Then the monarchy was reinstated and a powerful US ally took power in Iran.

That is the only thing the United States has done with other nations. Ever since the creation of that country on the richest soils of the planet, it never respected the rights of the indigenous population living there for thousands of years or of those brought in as slaves by the English colonizers.

Nevertheless, I am sure that millions of smart and honest Americans understand these truths.

President Obama can make hundreds of speeches trying to accommodate irreconcilable contradictions to the detriment of truth; or he can dream of the magic of his well articulated phrases while making concessions to personalities and groups lacking in ethics. He can also portray fantastic worlds that only fit in his head, as they are planted there by unscrupulous advisors aware of his tendencies.

Two unavoidable questions: Will Obama be able to enjoy the excitement of a second presidential term without seeing the Pentagon or the State of Israel, --whose behavior shows that it does not accept the United States decision to use their nuclear weapons on Iran? What will life on our planet be like after that?

* The writer (top pic) is the former president of Cuba. This article appeared on June 2, 2010 on the Cuban newspaper Escambray.


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Main bola tak apa, tapi kena tutup aurat.

UPDATED @ 04:44:50 PM 05-06-2010By Neville SpykermanJune 05, 2010

KUALA LUMPUR, JUNE 5 - In a bid to quell the growing uproar over his sport betting licence, tycoon Vincent Tan said today he will donate the entire RM525 million from the sale of the stake to charity.

Ini kena tanya kat orang bijak pandai Negeri Lombong Bijih Tinggal..thee he he

Macamna ni tok? Menitik air liur, RM525 juta..thee he he

Halal ke haram ka? Bersih ka kotor ka tok?

Kalau kotor kita kasi 'laundry' lah.. masuk mesin basuh, spin kasi kering, iron selai-selai kasi keras balik..

Jangan cari Zul Nordin Kalimah..dia tak ada..dia kat Gaza..GA! GA GA GA! GA GA GA GA!

Jangan mintak pendapat Zahren..thee he he nanti dia kata..

"Bak mai aku nak buat padang golf!"

Hah hah ha ha hah HAH HAH HAH HAH HA HAH!!!!

Nicotine Will Afffect Your PERFORMANCE

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KUALA LUMPUR: All the six National Key Result Areas (NKRAs), introduced to gauge government performance, have achieved the Key Performance Index (KPI) set, Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak said today.

NKRAS ni apa? ga ga ga ga ga! ga! ga!

Makcik pakcik kat kampung tak paham..cakap la Bahasa Kebangsaan..thieee he he

Ini NKRAS ni.. bunyinya macam 'keras'..thee he he

NKRAS ni mcam ubat segitiga warna biru tu ke?

The KPI was achieved following the adoption and introduction of bold and out-of-the-ordinary measures to realise the objectives of the NKRAs, he said in his speech at the investiture in conjunction with the birthday of Yang di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin at the Istana Negara, here.

The government had introduced the six NKRAs in July last year to reduce crime, fight corruption, improve student outcomes, raise living standards of low-income households, improve rural basic infrastructure and improve urban public transport.

Kansel, Kansel, Tak Jadi. PANAS! PANAS!

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..kenapa?..tak percaya?..thee he he boleh pecaya ke ni..

KUALA LUMPUR, 4 JUNE, 2010: Not a single square inch of land in the redevelopment of the Kampung Baru Malay settlement in the city will be sold to non-Malays, said Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Minister Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.

Hah hah hah hah hah..!!!

Not a single 'effing' square inch..thee he he

Ini yg kita mau dgr, KETUANAN!!

Tapi dgn ketuanan ni lah 2 blok kaya lesap kat Brunei..thee he he

Singapoora dah jadi Singapore, bukan Temasik..

Yang sudah tu sudah la.. Kg Baru sekangkang kera tu janganlah diusik..thee he he

Biarlah jadi hak eksklusif Melayu.. lagi pun mana nak cari bazaar Ramadhan power..

Se-power Bazaar Ramadhan Jalan Raja Alang Kg Baru.. thee he he

note: masih lagi Jalan Raja Alang, belum tukar Jalan Raja Nong

"As I had explained, the 60:40 ratio for property ownership in the area was only a proposal by the government and did not mean the existing land there would be sold to non-Malays or foreign investors based on that ratio," he said in a statement here today.

He said this ratio would only be used if the area was redeveloped with skyscrapers conditional upon the consent of landowners in Kampung Baru.

Dua-dua Salah, Dua-dua Patut Kena LIBAS

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Friday, 04 June 2010 22:09

MALACCA – An assam pedas hawker has a spicy case for the MACC – a local council president approved her permit to run her stall in exchange for sexual favours.

Ini kerja mudah..thee he he

Tangkap pegawai binawe ni, ikat, kemudian assam pedas kan 'anu'nya itu..thee he he

Tak sekolah punya 'anu'.. GA GA GAGA GA! GA! GA!!!

Tapi ini ikan bilis ..thee he he PKFZ bila, Sime Dobi tak nak gegar ke..

Banyak lagi ikan jerung kat luar.. jenuh staff tak menang tangan..thee he he

Jerung-jerung ni tak heran asam pedas..thee he he

Dia mau 'Ulan Bator roast chicken'!!


The man, in his 40s, is now under probe and has been questioned by the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission over the allegation

To make things worst, the married woman said she is now pregnant with his child.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

The POWER Of 2

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..kalau jumpa ular ini & Saiz-pool BauKari, mana nak pijak dulu?

KUALA LUMPUR, 3 JUNE, 2010: A Kuala Lumpur Hospital general surgeon told Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim's sodomy today that the chemist's report on samples taken from the anus of Anwar's former aide, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, showed that penetration had taken place.


Memang binawe lah ini Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan..theee he he

No 2 ada 'ong' ka woi?.. thee he he

Ini Sodomy 2.

Buat report lambat 2 hari.

Ke hulu ke hilir dgn tak ber'cebok' pun 2 hari.

Sekarang ada 2 'cret' pulak, 2 DNA..

Doktor-doktor kena chek 'anu' si Saiz-pool BauKari ni..thee he he

Cukup ke 2 ketul??? Ke terlebih seketul atau tak ada langsung??


Testifying for the first time in the trial before High Court judge Datuk Mohamad Zabidin Mohd Diah, Dr Mohd Razali Ibrahim said the laboratory analysis indicated the presence of DNA of two males.

Rectum. RECTUM Oooh La La

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KUALA LUMPUR – The sodomy trial of Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim continues Thursday, with a doctor who examined key witness Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan telling the High Court here that the presence of semen in the complainant's anal region was evidence of penile penetration.


Sekali imbas dengar macam "rectum, RECTUM ooh lala, burung kakak tua"..

Biar benar dol..budak2 pun dah penaya Saiz-pool Baukari..thee he he

Lirik sebetulnya, "letcum, LETCUM ooh lala, burung kakak tua"

Bukan, "RECTUM, RECTUM"!!! nak cari RECTUM, kat Utusan Meloya..thee he he

Nasib baik kementerian si anu tak gam lagi lagu ni..

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!!!!!!!!

However, said Dr Mohd Razali Ibrahim, a general surgeon at the Kuala lumpur Hospital (KLH), he coud not find injuries or trauma in the complainant's rectal area.

The doctor, who was on duty at 7pm on June 28, 2008 , said he received Saiful at the emergency unit.

Based on a chemist report produced in court, the doctor agreed with the prosecution that there was enough evidence of penetration even though there were no injuries.

The report also stated that swabs taken from Saiful's rectal area contained semen.

MP Diwajibkan Latihan Ala KOMANDO

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..jgn makan hasil judi
Suara Keadilan

Wakil rakyat muda Pakatan Rakyat menuntut kerajaan menjalankan siasatan secara “terbuka dan telus” ke atas kematian seorang pegawai tadbir diplomatik yang meninggal dunia semasa latihan pada 31 Mei lalu.

Modul Jati Diri ini bukan untuk budak muda baru nak mula bekerja..

Budak muda badan muda tubuh muda, tak perlu latihan ala Komando.

Latihan ini sesuai untuk MP Ameno-apoco..thee he he semua dah tua tak sedar diri, byk salur darah dah tersumbat..

Oksigen dah susah nak naik ke kepala hotak..thee he he perut macam tempayan masing-masing..thee he he

Kena pijak 2 minggu dgn komando, kempis pipi Broheng Ali, kempis busong Zahren....theee he he

Bung Mokhtar jangan.. cabut kepala lutut nanti, dia meniarap pun dah tak berapa larat!


Sekumpulan empat orang wakil rakyat itu juga turut mendesak upaya kerajaan membekukan penglibatan peserta dalam latihan seumpamanya sehingga siasatan dijalankan sepenuhnya.

Ahli parlimen Lembah Pantai Nurul Izzah Anwar berkata pihak berwajib tiada pilihan selain “mendasari isu ini dengan teliti” dan menjamin tiada lagi kejadian seumpamanya berlaku.

Hasta la Vista Babeeyy..

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Friday, 04 June 2010 02:57

Hasta-la-vista baby

LIVERPOOL – Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has left Anfield by mutual consent, the Premier League club confirmed on Thursday.

So... this is the end of an 'error'? No?

Funds. What funds? Then he gonna buy more in the likes of Aquilani..

Pretty, pin-up material, expensive.. but, they come with 'heavy balls'..

Ga ga ga ga ga ga !!

I would rather walk alone.

The 50-year-old's position had been in doubt since it emerged on Wednesday that talks over his future with Reds chairman Martin Broughton and managing director Christian Purslow had broken down.

His departure had looked inevitable after reports emerged that he had fallen out with the Anfield hierarchy over the lack of funds available to him to rebuild a squad which finished seventh in the Premier Leaguelast season and failed to get past the group stage of the Champions League.

Friday, June 4, 2010


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May 25, 2010

The Honorable John F. Kerry, Chairman
The Honorable Richard G. Lugar, Ranking Member
Committee on Foreign Relations
United States Senate
Washington, D.C. 20510
Dear Senator Kerry and Senator Lugar:

On behalf of B’nai B’rith International’s more than 200,000 members and supporters, we write to express our deep concern about the flagrantly anti-Semitic pronouncements of Malaysia’s opposition leader, Anwar Ibrahim.

Difahamkan sejurus selepas Senator Kerry menerima surat dari B Brith, sepucuk surat lain dalam perjalanan menuju ke Rumah Putih.

Surat tersebut ditulis oleh wakil MP Puak Pemerintah, Broheng Ali. Surat tersebut antara lain menyentuh kegiatan terbaru Mat Nuar.

Dulu dia agent Yahudi la, CIA la, Amerika la, ejen Orange, ejen Amerikanos Juniors la, ....terbaru Mat Nuar sekarang dah buat direct-selling, main MLM!!!

Mat Nuar AGENT MLM!!! Lari-lari.. dia nak jual barang, suruh sign-up jadi member, paksa beli barang, ajak pergi meeting jumpa up-line, hujung minggu ajak pergi training (kena bayar, bukan free dol!)

Itu pasal Broheng Ali naik dengki, sebab Mat Nuar tak hulur borang ajak dia join dan dituduh pula memakai gigi palsu!!!!

Ibrahim, who spent several years living in Washington, D.C. cultivating a pro-Western image, has nonetheless used his position in the Malaysian parliament as a platform for spreading anti-Semitic propaganda. His frequent criticisms of the government of Prime Minister Najib Razak are infused with anti-Jewish and anti-Israel slanders, such as his April 30 assertion that Israeli spies are “directly involved in the running of the government.” On another occasion he alleged the presence of “Israeli intelligence personnel in the Police IT unit.”

Jaga KEBERSIHAN, Supaya Adik Ipar Tak Lari

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Adik kandung yg telah lama menanggung sengsara..

By Stephanie Sta Maria

KUALA LUMPUR: Faez Khairi, the brother-in-law of Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, today claimed that Saiful had lied to the High Court on Monday when he alleged that his sister's marriage was illegal.

Jangan ditanya kenapa adik lari.thee he he

Jangan ditanya kenapa adik ipar bawak lari bini dia..thee he he

Jangan ditanya kenapa bapak buat donno bila anak perempuannya dibawa lari jauh-jauh..thee he he

Jawapannya ialah hang tu sendiri! PENGOTOR!!

Sapa tahan duduk satu rumah dengan orang yang tak cebuk 2 hari??


Saiful, who has accused Anwar Ibrahim of sodomising him, told counsel Karpal Singh while testifying under oath that his sister Saidati Adha Azlan was 'taken' to Thailand and that he was unsure of her marital status.

Twenty-seven-old Faez today produced a photocopy of his Thai marriage certificate and claimed that his marriage to 21-year-old Saidati is legal. Faez held a press conference at his lawyer's office to clarify the matter.

Mat Nuar Main CARA HALUS

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Mat Nuar guna pawang. Siapakah pawang itu?

Pawang dari Jawa Barat

Pawang Red Indian, Little Red Riding Cock

Atau pun yang ini?

Thursday, 03 June 2010 13:42

KUALA LUMPUR–The sodomy trial of Opposition Leader continues Thursday, with a doctor who examined key witness Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan telling a court here he could not find injuries or trauma in the complainant's rectal area.

Kes ini kalau didengar di negara kapir..thee he he dah lama buang kes, tak terima kes main pawang-pawang..

Dengan hakim dengan jaga mahkamah kena buang semua..thee he he tak masuk akal

Setompok ter'cret' kat luar..BUKTI TUUU! theee he he tapi saluran masih OK cun, masih sempit

Apa punya pawang Mat Nuar guna daa..thee he he apa ni...main ilmu-ilmu, main halus-halus..

Tetiba tengah malam, meraung Saiz-pool BauKari..terasa benda menyucuk-nyucuk, tapi TAK NAMPAK..

Dan terasa juga setompok ter'cret'..thee he he tu yang tak basuh 2 hari!


Dr Mohd Razali Ibrahim, who was on duty at the Kuala Lumpur Hospital at 7pm on June 28, 2008 , said he received Saiful at the emergency unit.

However, based on a chemist report produced in court, the doctor agreed with the prosecution that there was enough evidence of penetration even though there were no injuries.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Legacy of Imam Khomeini

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Twenty-one years ago, on June 3, 1989, Ayatullah Khomeini passed away, a decade after leading the Islamic Revolution of Iran, an event that proved to be a nightmare to Western powers ever since. Tens of millions of mourners accompanied his coffin to the final resting place in Tehran (right), the same way he was welcomed at Tehran from his exile in France, to overthrow one of the most brutal regimes in the Muslim world, the Shah monarchy.

IQBAL SIDDIQUI writes about his achievements and legacy for Muslim activists around the world, and how he had challenged the Shi'i ulama at that time and made them closer to the Sunni political thought.

Ruhullah Musawi al-Khomeini (September 24, 1902 - June 3, 1989) is among those iconic figures of history about whom everybody thinks they know much more than they actually do. His name and image, and a few basic facts about his life and work, are so familiar, so instantly recognisable, that any deeper consideration of his life and work seems superfluous.

And yet he is in fact one of the most misunderstood and misrepresented figures of recent history. This is because the images and impressions people have of him are largely those generated and promoted by the West-dominated international media, for which he became a hate-figure after the Islamic Revolution in Iran in 1978–79.

In the Muslim world, moreover, enemies of the Islamic Revolution, and of political Islam generally, have not only adopted the West’s negative image of him, but have further added the sectarian label of “Shi‘i” to try to neutralise his influence on Islamic movements and activists there.

"Dont Talk ***t!" x13

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Betul ke Broheng Ali pakai gigi palsu?
By Rahmah Ghazali

FULL REPORT KUALA LUMPUR: Outspoken Independent Pasir Mas MP Ibrahim Ali today filed a defamation suit against PKR MP Saifuddin Nasution for RM2 million for his "defamatory remarks" made during the last parliamentary session.

Orang kalau teloq besar..batu berat, tak main 2 juta..theee he he he kurang2 hempok 200 juta

Ini saman takot2..thee he he kot2 kantoi, kot2 menang..tauke Pekasam pun tak confident menang..thee he he

Menang masyuuuuk..kalau kalah, cover cost boleh mintak sedara Haji Tan..

Ini lah untungnya duduk celah kelangkang tauke judi..thee he he duit berkepok2.

Saifudin dah bagi tau, refer hansard..thee he he refer hansard tu serupa refer polis report la..dah black & white..apsal tauke Pekasam *gong sangat..

Tauke Pekasam ini tak habis degree kah? Tak ada degree? Beli kat Ulan Bator? Atau pun Universiti Berjaya bagi..

*bodo. sombong. lalang. talam. pakai gigi palsu

The suit is over Saifuddin's claims in Parliament that Ibrahim had shares in a gambling company owned by tycoon Vincent Tan. Ibrahim has denied it.

"The amount (RM2 million) is not much. Other people would sue for RM50 million or RM100 million. I am not that greedy compared to others. I don't cari makan through court... I just want to seek the truth," he said.


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Tok Pawang Penan & Dayak jampi, jadi macam ini.

Tuesday, 01 June 2010 13:18

KUCHING – The last of the villagers in the way of the Bakun hydroelectric dam project have decided to move out.

The 35 families have agreed to be resettled, with the state promising to compensate them and provide new farmland for cultivation.

Puak Penan puak Dayak tak mau tau berapa saiz empangan Bakun nanti..

Saiz Singapoora ka saiz Perlis ka saiz Aplancau ka..thee he he diaorang tak mau tau..

Puak2 ni pun tak mau tau Bakun dah hampir membengkrapkan Sime Darby ka Sime Dobi ka..tak penting..

Puak2 ni tengah pikir, Mat Taib ni boleh percaya? Nak dipindah kat mana pulak? Tanah subur tidak? boleh bagi makan anak bini tak? boleh tambah anak lagi tak? Ada masyuk tak?

Ini semua soal mencekik, soal makan, soal perut.

Soal pampasan wang ringgit, lupakan. Pak cik mak cik Hulu Selangor 50 tahun hancing atas kepala kena siram puak2 Ameno-koko-Apco..thee he he pun pangkah jugak!

They would move to “higher grounds’’ above the dam site, said State Land Development Minister Dr James Masing, adding that they would have to relocate by this year "or they would be drowned" when the dam reservoir in the upper Rejang River basin is flooded.

Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan Berasa WAS WAS

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Pad ini untuk sapa2 yg kencing tak lawas dan sering was-was.

Oleh Sidiqin Omar

KUALA LUMPUR 31 Mei - Perbicaraan kes Fitnah 2 Ketua Umum KEADILAN, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim di Mahkamah Tinggi Kuala Lumpur pagi tadi mencuri tumpuan hadirin sebaik saksi utama yang juga pengadu, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan memberikan jawapan amat melucukan ketika ditanya peguambela, Karpal Singh berhubung aduan dirinya diliwat.


Memang dah banyak putus wayar hamprak ni...thee he he dah la pengotor..

Tak cebok 2 hari..thee he he tampal-tampal pulak dgn kertas plastik..

Punya la banyak balai di 1Malaya ni..thheeehe he he yg dilapor kat Mat bijaN, Ezam Kotak, Mumtaz Apa Tau..Atuk, Uncle.. lapor lah kat balai polis..

Kata banyak kontek orang atas, phone no. kepala bana No.1 pun ada..thee he he he

Takkan dah sama-sama geng pun tak percaya kot?


Berikut adalah soalan yang dikemukakan Karpal terhadap Saiful dalam prosiding soal balas sehingga membuatkan orang ramai yang mengikuti perbicaraan itu tergelak besar.

Karpal: Ada buat aduan pada TPM?
Saiful: Ada
Karpal: Ada apa-apa arahan daripada dia untuk buat laporan
Saiful: Tak ada

Mau Rasa KERUSI Air Asia?

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A woman sues airline for leaving her asleep in seat.

LOS AGELES, MAY 28 - A woman left locked in an airline asleep for about four hours after landing at the Philladelphia International Airport is suing United Airlines.


Tak reti bersyukur sungguh..thee he he patut berterima kasih bebanyak kat United Airlines..

Sebab kerusi empuk teramat dan ruang yg luas lah membolehkan dia tidur terbongkang..thee he he

Suruh dia cuba try test Air Asia sekali..thheee he he tobat tak nak naik lagi..

Kerusi dah la kecik, sempit, span pun dah kematu!! thee he he he

Usahkan nak tidur terbongkang..thee he he nak dapat rasa mengantuk pun seksa dipaksa-paksa..

Itu pun kira Ok, mengikut perancangan asal Air Asia nak gabungkan tempat duduk penumpang dengan ayam, itik, kucing, kambing sekali..thee he he kalau ada penumpang bawak..


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Apa-apaan NONG!

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Nong Poc - artis

Nong Duc - Secretary General

Nong Toom - fighter tomoi jadi pondan

Nong Chik? GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! GA! GA! tolong la..

KUALA LUMPUR, 31 MAY, 2010: The proposed Kampung Baru redevelopment based on a 60:40 ratio of Malay and non-Malay participation, cannot be finalised without acceptance from land owners said Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Minister, Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.

Bagi tau la betul2..jangan sorok-sorok, dah jadi menteri pun..thee he he apsal pelik nama..

Bagi tau la.. jadi MP kawasan mana.. berapa majoriti, lawan dgn sapa..thee he he he

Kalau ada kawasan, tak lah jadi menteri kecut, menteri darah gemuruh, menteri baru nak tumbuh bulu pahat..thee he he ini macam tak reti buat kerja..

Bagi tau la, tau ke tak tau buat kerja..thee he he tak tau refer Samy Velu

Dulu kata nak bagi semua orang Melayu Kg Baru jadi jutawan..jutawan Hulu Selangor?

Jutawan down-payment. Bagi dulu RM1,000-00, tunggu lagi ntah bila kurun baru dapat baki..


The government would hear feedback and views of land owners before making any decision said Raja Nong Chik.

"Kampung Baru land owners need not worry. What we had put forward to them on Saturday is just the beginning and we want to listen to feedback from land owners themselves," he said in a statement today.

PROTONG Terus Maju, Utk Rakyat Msia

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Prototype kereta usahasama Protong & Volkswagen

Tapi Volkswagen pengecut..tarik diri.

Friday, May 21, 2010
Tesla and Toyota to build EVs together
Posted by: Anthony Lim

Tesla Motors and Toyota Motor Corporation have announced that they intend to cooperate on the development of electric vehicles. The two companies intend to form a specialist team to further those efforts, and Toyota is investing some US$50mil into the venture through the purchase of Tesla’s common stock.

Langsung tak ada selera..tak terliur pun Toyota nak pelawa Protong..thee he he

Toyota memang tak tau meniaga..thee he he

Toyota tak tau ke pasaran luas kat 1Malaya..thee he he kereta Protong gerenti termurah dipasaran..

Orang mesti beli Protong sebab, KTM komuter servis macam hamlau..gerabak buruk, bising, suka2 gerak, suka2 tak gerak..

Teksi pakai meter, buat hiasan..thee he he drebar teksi suka main congak2 mengira tambang..drebar perogol bersiri pun ada..

Bas harian toksah cakap lah, naik basikal lagi cepat..thee he he lagi satu kena tahan bau ketiak Bangla Nepal Tibet..gagagagagaga!ga!ga!

Jalanraya gerenti jem..tiap hari ada orang korek jalan, mana tak jem..thee he he

Rugi Toyota tak ajak Protong join..thee he he hormatlah sikit projek kereta nasional khayalan mamak kutty ni..thee he he

Projek wajib bengkrap!!


Tesla has purchased the former New United Motor Manufacturing Inc factory in Fremont, California, where it will build the Model S sedan and future Tesla vehicles. Deliveries of the Model S are expected to begin in 2012.

Toni KARIPULEK Suda Mau Pusing

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KUALA LUMPUR: Budget carrier AirAsia said today its net profit had risen 10% in the first quarter of 2010 due to a strong increase in passenger numbers as demand improved region-wide.

gagaagagagaga!!! gagagaga! gagagagagaga!!!!

Ini semua main atas angin daaaa... juta sana juta sini..thee he he

Tony Karipulek memang auta lebey daa....sapa tara kenal, 1Malaya suda tau

Kalau milion sana milion sini bayar lah utang MAB..thee he he, kalau betul million-millionlah..

Ini tidak, utang MAB bertapuk-tapuk..thee he he sapa nak bayar? thee he he

Nak LCCT baru thee he he, suruh gomen buatkan..thee he he duit sapa?

Nanti dah terlungkop macam MAS..thee he he he duit rakyat 1Malaya jugak jadi mangsa..

1Malaya mau tengok tauke ini kapal terbang bengkrap... jual Air Mancur Jamu satu kali!

Asia's largest low-cost carrier by fleet size said its net profit for the three months to March 31 had risen to RM224.1 million compared with RM203.2 million a year earlier.

"We are optimistic for the rest of the year," AirAsia Goup chief executive Tony Fernandes said in a telephone conference. "We are looking up good for the second quarter and very strong for third quarter."

Kalau Boleh, TIANG TELEPON Pun Nak Ditibai

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By G Vinod

MALACCA: The historical Batu Berendam Airport, upgraded at a cost of RM190 million and now renamed Melaka Airport, seems to have not met its objective of attracting major airlines.

Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga!!!!

Tukar nama la pulak, dah sedap-sedap nama Batu Berendam Airport tukar pulak Melaka Airport..thee he he

Makna 'Batu Berendam' ni ada bau-bau lucah, bau-bau mencarut ke? thee he he he

Habis....kalau dah mandi kat Sungai Melaka, 'terendam'lah 'batu'!...thee he he sejuk, kecut!

ini airport syok sendiri, sendiri stim, sendiri masuk bakul buah..thee he he berapa ketul sangat la rakyat jelata Melaka..

Airport ni amat sesuai guna nama 'Menjerut Leher Aiport'!..thee he he yang meramaikan airport, Bangla cuci jamban..  Indon repair longkang..thee he he

Toksah kan Air Asia nak menyinggah, Air Mancur Jamu pun tak hingin....thee he he


Officially launched in February this year by Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak, the airport has yet to live up to its fullest capacity despite the fanfare prior to the start of the upgrading exercise in 2008.

AirAsia CEO Tony Fernandes had then proclaimed that his carrier will start operating from the new international airport by end of the same year.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

KURIKULUM Baru Sekolah Memandu

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...senarai ujian yang masih dalam perbincangan.

Ujian pemanduan berhemah, 'fail' kalau tak masuk lubang.

Ujian menguji tahap kesabaran dijalanraya.

Ujian bukit 1, kalau jatuh masuk gaung dikira 'fail' . 

Ujian bukit 2, untuk yang berdarah gemuruh.

Extreme condition test. Kena tunggu tanah runtuh dan tidak lari!!

Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:43

TAPAH – Learner drivers may have to pay a higher fee for their driving lessons with the implementation of a new driving curriculum by the end of the year.

Nampak sangat dah tak ada duit..thee he he bangkrap lagi 9 tahun, duit dah nak kutip..kutip lah duit saman dulu..thee he he

Subsidi YTL 20 bilion sanggup BAGI.. Duit buat lesen MINTAK kat rakyat jelata..

Nak quality drivers macamana kalau jalanraya dah macam lidah sami Velu..berbelit-belit thee he he he

PRU 13 lambat lagi..dah nak pau budak2 ambik lesen memandu..thee he he

Pau penagih rokok dah cukup byk, pau penonggang beer pon byk, pau kaki judi BOLA lagi la banyak..thee he he he

Memang lah dasar ni, dasar pauwau kaya!!!


Road Transport Department (JPJ) director-general Solah Mat Hassan said the new driving curriculum, which would produce better quality drivers, was in the final stage of approval by the Transport Ministry.

Learner drivers can expect to sit for longer driving lessons to ensure they get the basics right.