Thanks to revelations in his wife’s autobiography, Croatian footballer Dino Drpic has found himself transfer listed by his club for the heinous crime of making sweet, sweet, public whoopie to his woman on the centre spot of his team’s Maksimir Stadium.
Flogging her book, ‘The Naked Truth’ on a Serbian TV chatshow, Drpic’s missus, Nives Celsius, revealed that her thoughtful husband used his contacts to get the stadium staff to leave the floodlights on so they could see what they were doing during their bout of horizontal hula:
“Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty.”
Now, it’s perfectly possible that the two incidents may not be related, but Dinamo Zagreb have immediately seen fit to whack Drpic on the transfer list while refusing to comment as to why.