KTMB Sedang Menunggu Giliran Untuk DiKALDAIKAN

Kita telah lihat bagaimana MAS dikaldaikan. Begitu juga TNB. Kereta nasional PROTONG. Silap haribulan FELDA juga akan menerima nasib yg sama. Isa Katik mesti tak sabar-sabar utk menurut langkah cemerlang, gemilang dan temberang si Fernandez, para IPP dan Sheikh Bukhary si tauke beras.

Yang paling cilakanye, setelah berbilion dana awam (duit rakyat) dihenjut utk pelbagai projek mega KTMB, muncullah si tauke beras yg baru saja berjaya mengkaldaikan PROTONG mengutarakan minatnya terhadap KTMB. Tak cilake ke? Ini semua gara-gara 'penswataan' ilham Madey al Mamakkutty. Kalau syarikat buat untung, bagi kroni. Syarikat dah lunyai kena keronyok, kerajaan ambik balik. Guna dana awam lagi. Memang cilake...

Jangan tak tau si tauke beras ini, Pejabat Pos pun dia dah sapu. Pengangkutan laut pun dia ada share. Kereta perisai pun dia supply untuk ATM. Api letrik kita yg melantun-lantun naik harganya pun bahana tauke beras ini jugak. Cukup cilake, semua dia sapu.

Lepas satu persatu syarikat strategik yg berunsurkan Melayu, berkait dgn Melayu dan mewakili sedikit kepentingan Melayu telah selamat dikaldaikan.

Dulu kita ada Tanah Melayu. Tinggal sejarah.

Kalau Keretapi Tanah Melayu pun lesap juga, tinggallah utk kita baju Melayu dan butang baju Melayu utk dibawa berjalan ke Chinatown dan Little India.

Bab ini telah digarap di (anilnetto) dgn lebih baik.

~Libang Libu~

Video of 8-yr-old female guitarist goes viral

An eight-year-old British girl whose guitar skills have made her a global YouTube star has released her latest amazing video.

Little Zoe Thomson, from Thatcham, Berkshire, is part of the child group Mini Band who found fame last year with a cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman.

Their video racked up more than three million hits and the US band were so impressed with the young music stars they posted a one-minute video online singing their praises.

But Zoe isn't just a one-hit wonder, she is also the star of a string of solo clips of her playing the electric guitar which have charted her incredible progress since the age of six.

And in her latest film — posted online this month, with 400,000 views already — she shows off just how good she is, playing along with a Stratovarius backing track.

Users commented: "Excellent righthand, excellent lefthand... she's exceptionally good. Every good gitarist will find this absolutely amazing."

Another wrote: "I think Zoe mite make some people who has been playing for years feel ashamed! she is amaing."

Mum Collette — who also plays guitar — said Zoe would mess about with her instrument when she was little.

She said: "She made progress really quickly; she's natural and has got really good timing.

"Other people have said that she picks things up really quickly."

Woman gives birth to 6.2kg baby - NATURALLY

A US woman in the state of Iowa has given birth to a giant baby boy weighing 6.2kg - without the aid of surgery.

Asher Stewardson was born on Thursday at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines, measuring 59.7cm long.

Fifteen months ago, his brother, Judah, arrived weighing 5.4kg at birth.

Mercy officials say only a tenth of 1 per cent of all newborns weigh more than 5kg at birth.

The boys' mother, Kendall Stewardson, endured six hours of labour without an epidural injection.

She says she and her husband, Joshua, wanted to avoid caesarean delivery.

from dailychilli

Wenger: "Top 4? We’ve not blown it"

Bolton 0-0 Arsenal

ARSENE WENGER says Arsenal can still finish in a Champions League place after watching his team slump to seventh.

Gunners have won just ONE of their last six league games.

But boss Wenger insisted: "Of course I am confident of a top-four finish. There is a long way to go.

KAH KAH KAHKAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIDUNG Sapa Lebih Kembang, ASANG Atau AZIZANG?

"He got the peace prize, and we got the problem.. ... If I'm following a general, and he's leading me into a battle, and the enemy tends to give him rewards, or awards, I get suspicious of him. Especially if he gets a peace award before the war is over."

Malcolm X, Interview with Claude Lewis, December 1964 (after Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. received the Nobel Peace Prize)

Terjemahan: "Dia mendapat hadiah keamanan, dan kami mendapat masalah ..... Jika saya mengikuti seorang jeneral, dan dia yang membawa saya ke dalam pertempuran dan musuh cenderung untuk memberinya ganjaran, atau anugerah, saya akan mencurigainya . Terutamanya jika dia mendapat anugerah damai sebelum perang berakhir."

Dia dapat pulak ruangan muka depan Utusan Malaysia untuk cerita dia saja.

Dia juga dok bercerita Buku Jingga (sini) tak sesuai di Kedah, dalam Utusan. Yang kata dia masih dapat sokongan (sini) di Kedah, Utusan jugak punya kerja.

Suara dah macam Asang Ali. Bezanya idung dia besar, tak kembang macam Asang Ali.

VIDEO MB Kedah Azizan Naik HANGIN

Tapi tak la sampai baling-baling mesin jahit.
Kah kah kah kah!!!!

Aku Mau KARPAL SINGH! Aku Tak Mau MESIN JAHIT Kata Ust Azizan

RM75,000-00 kita boleh bayaq!

"Aku kalau bertengkaq, aku nak menang!" (sini)

"Kalau aku tak larat lutut aku longgaq, kita panggil mai Karpal!"
"Berani Peguam Pas (sini) mau lawan kata aku!"

"Mesin jahit nak buat apa (sini)? Hang tak kenai ka aku MB Kedah?!!"

~Libang Libu~