Kembang Kempis Hidung Asang Ali: "DEMO 901 SIA-SIA!!!"

Asang Ali silap. Perhimpunan 901 bukan untuk bebaskan Mat Nuar. Asang Ali jangan silap bukak kitab. Asang Ali kena bukak balik buku tawarikh. Asang Ali kena tau, hikayat melawan, hikayat perjuangan, separuh daripada lokasinya ialah penjara. Ada brani?

Perhimpunan 901 cuma nak bagi tau satu dunia bahawa:

1. Air lendir si Saiful Baukari sendiri pun pernah ada dalam lubang najisnya!? kahkahkahkah...

2. Budak Saiful Baukari ni memang bermasalah, siap boleh pekena kopi O dan karipap selepas kena tala. Kahkahkahkah...

3. Saiful Baukari Azlan telah menyumbatkan lubang najisnya dengan plastik, dan

4. budak Saifool ini memang bodoh-bodoh alang, jenis sengal, , jenis sangap, cukup haramjadah sebab pernah dia  tak basuh berak 2 hari. Suwey!!! Cheh!! Pptui!

Kalau Asang Ali masih nak berhidung kembang kempis membela Saizpool Baukari, pergi la maaaaam..!

Ini mahaguru.

Mahaguru perkataan 'liwat'.

Tanpanya, dilewat 90an masih ramai tak tau menatang apa itu liwat. 

Tanpanya, budak yg sedang bersekolah menengah sekarang ini akan tidak mengenali apa itu liwat.

Tanpanya juga, umum tidak akan mengetahui bahawa Bakso Mee haram sikit pun tak ada kena mengena dengan sodomi.

Abstract Painting My Ass!

DENVER, Jan 4 — A 36-year-old woman was accused of causing US$10,000 (RM31,395) worth of damage to a painting by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still, a work valued at more than $30 million (RM94 million), authorities in the US state of Colorado said on Wednesday.

Carmen Tisch

A police report said Carmen Tisch punched and scratched the painting, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", at the recently opened Clyfford Still museum in Denver and pulled her pants down to slide her buttocks against it.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a US$20,000 (RM62,790) bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

The Secret Of Demba Ba’s Success?

“Ba! Huh! What did he sign for? Absolutely nuthin’! Sing it again y’all!”

16 goals in his last 16 Premier League appearances, 15 league goals in total this season (over half of Newcastle’s cumulative haul), something like 24 in 28 since his move to England. Demba Ba is a man on fire. His secret? A ten-year long syrup addiction. The man loves syrup..

If he’s talking about this…

…then I can totally get on board. Thanks to family holidays in France past, I can confirm that the stuff is indeed akin to the Ambrosia of Mount Olympus mixed with hummingbird tears mixed with diabetes-inducing levels of sweet, sweet synthetic loveliness.

That said, I can only imagine what state ten solid years of daily consumption would do to the walls of a man’s stomach. I’m no gastro-doctor, but I’m guessing it ain’t pretty.

Source: Who Ate All The Pies

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