Friday, December 28, 2012

Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man Yang Terang Hatinya

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Dalam berjuta-juta umat Melayu Islam di Malaysia, ada yg tak setuju kalimah Allah digunakan agama/bangsa lain dan ada juga yg setuju kalimah itu dikongsi bersama penggunaannya.


Aku dari dulu tak setuju kalimah itu suka-suka dikongsi-pakai oleh agama/bangsa lain.

Hujah aku, 'Awat? Agama hang tuhan tak dak nama ka?'


Kenapa mereka-mereka itu beriya-iya nak jugak guna kalimah Allah? Sedangkan kitab berbahasa Inggeris mereka menggunakan perkataan 'God' atau 'Lord'.

Kalau iya pun sudah ada kitab yg berbahasa Melayu, gunalah perkataan 'Tuhan', kan? Itulah terjemahan tepat.



Dalam isu penggunaan kalimah Allah dalam Bible versi Bahasa Melayu, pendirian yg dinyatakan oleh Dr Zaharudin Abdul Rahman  terang-terang membantah keras manakala Tuan Ibrahim di HarakahDaily ialah; elakkan.

'Elakkan' itu bahasa persuratan. Bertata-tertib. Bahasa mudahnya, 'jangan'.

Jangan buat. Hang buat jugak, aku kerat ujung 'thambi' hang. Kah kah kah!

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Mecca Mall Ada Butik Paris Hilton, KB Mall Ada Burger King

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Hebat. Tak boleh kalah.

Mekah dan Serambi Mekah.

Satu ada kedai fesyen ranggi2 artis, satu lagi ada kedai burger berhawa dingin. Siap tulis jawi. Pakai huruf jawi ni Islamic ke?

Kita ini ahli PAS, kalau bab berdemo bencikan Yahudi, bukan main lagi. Champion!

Bagaimana Burger King boleh terlepas masuk Kota Bharu, aku pun tak tau. Tapi, alaaa... makanan apa la sangat.

Kita dok sedut asap kereta bahaya dah, asap rokok bahaya, air minuman pun dah tercemar, ayam kat pasaraya belum tentu cara sembelihannya, tomyam penuh dengan aji no moto. Kita terdedah kepada banyak unsur-unsur yg boleh menjejaskan kesihatan kita.

Sisa Lynas lagi bahaya, tapi Dr Rosli kata OK. Bahaya yg boleh diurus.

Alaa... setakat Burger King tulis huruf jawi ini, apa la sangat.


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

A Muslim Perspective On Christmas

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by Abdul Malik Mujahid

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS Dec 25: Christmas is an annual Christian religious holiday commemorating the birth of Prophet Jesus, peace be upon him. For many Muslims who even do not celebrate the birthday of the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, it becomes an issue of what stand they should take.

There have been a number of legitimate criticisms of the holiday from Muslims and non-Muslims based on theological and cultural considerations. However, this cannot be used to disregard the holiday as merely an exercise in ancient pagan practices, for instance, or excessive consumerism. Muslims have to remember that for practicing Christians, Christmas really is about Jesus.

Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, was so accommodating of Christians that according to the two earliest Islamic historians, Ibn Saad and Ibn Hisham, the Prophet even allowed a delegation of 60 Byzantine Christians from Najran in Yemen to worship in his own mosque in Madinah.

Lead by their bishop (Usquf), they had come to discuss a number of issues with him. When time of their prayer came, they asked the Prophet's permission to perform this in the mosque. He answered, "conduct your service here in the mosque. It is a place consecrated to God."

God expects us to stay away from mocking the religious beliefs of others, no matter how much we disagree with them. He says in the Quran: "And insult not those whom they (disbelievers) worship besides God, lest they insult God wrongfully without knowledge. Thus We have made fair-seeming to each people its own doings; then to their Lord is their return and He shall then inform them of all that they used to do" (Quran, 6:108).

We also have to remember that even if for many nominal Christians, the celebration is not really about participating in religious traditions, Christmas is a time for families to get together. In a number of cases it is the only time of year families get together, either because family members are scattered in different parts of the country or the world, because of communication and relationship problems, or because in America today, the family unit is becoming weaker and weaker.

Christmas is a great time to relate to our neighbors. We should not forget though, that "relating" does not mean "preaching". Da'wah cannot be made in a rude manner. Allah says in the Quran: "Invite (all) to the Way of your Lord with wisdom and beautiful advice, and reason with them by ways that are the best and most gracious: because your Lord knows best, (those) who have strayed from His Path, and those who receive guidance " (Quran, 16:125).

In particular, when dealing with Jews and Christians, Allah says: "Do not argue with the People of the Book unless it is in the politest manner, except for those of them who do wrong. Say: 'We believe in what has been sent down to us and what has been sent down to you. Our God and your God is [the same] One, and we are Muslims before Him'" (Quran, 29:46).

This may not be an occasion to emphasis the differences as much as the commonality of our beliefs, unless someone is really asking you about them.

A starting point for a discussion about Christmas could be the Islamic belief in all Books revealed by Allah and all Prophets sent by Him. In this discussion, special emphasis could be made on Prophet Jesus. Non-Muslims are often surprised to discover that Muslims also believe in this noble Prophet and his great mother Mary (peace be upon her).

Remember that respect does not mean compromise. This article is not asking you to compromise anything. You have freedom of religion given by God to believe in what you believe in. But in a world where conflict is increasing, a Muslim should be a bridge- builder and a peacemaker. It was due to the Muslim practice of Islamic ideals of respect and tolerance that the key of the holiest Christian Shrine in Jerusalem, the church of the Holy Sepulcher, remains entrusted with a Muslim family, as it has been for over 1400 years.

These are the lessons which need to be learned by those extremists who attack Christians during their worship in Nigeria and those extremists who burn Masjids in the USA.

Lim Guan Eng Perlu Disunat. Baru Dia Ada Akai!

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Kesalahan tiang ini ialah memakai skirt ketat dan t-shirt
jarang  ketika  Raheem 'Thambi' Kecik lalu berhampiran. 

Di zaman Dollah ZZZ kita ada perogol amah bernama Raees Stim dan perogol ini masih kelihatan berkeliaran di zaman Altantuya ini.

Di zaman Mahafiraun dulu, hidup seorang perogol budak sekolah yg masyhur bernama Raheem 'Thambi' Kecik.

Sampai buncit dan meletup budak itu dikutil Raheem 'Thambi' Kecik. Anehnya tiada seekor Melayu Islam atau NGO Islam yg berani berbesar telur pergi kehadapan menuntut keadilan. Ketika itu mungkin orang kuat Perkasa masih lagi kencing menggigil dan belum bersunat.

Yg pergi membela budak sekolah yg buncit dikutil Raheem 'Thambi' Kecik itu bukan orang Melayu Islam tapi, Lim Guan Eng. Beliau yg makan macam2 dan minum macam2 itulah yg membawa kes budak sekolah kena kutil dengan Raheem 'Thambi' Kecik ini ke mahkamah.

Tapi waktu itu zaman Mahafiraun, apa kata Mahafiraun akan jadi sabda.

Lim Guan Eng kena masuk jel.

Apa Melayu UMNO buat ketika itu? Bersorak melompat memadankan muka Guan Eng bagai nak roboh PWTC.

Tapi YB Lim Guan Eng, baru2 ini hang memandai2 kata perkataan "Allah" (klik sini) itu untuk semua. Betoi ka?

Cuba hang pikiaq betoi2... Mulut berbuih2 sebut "Allah, Allah, Allah" baca depa punya kitab, tapi kat tengkuk ada salib. Apa macam?

Susah nak bagi hang faham bab ini. Kalau 'thambi' hang dah kena sunat sejak kecik macam kami, baru hang faham. Baru hang ada akai.


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Hadi Awang Terjun Dengan Menantu-menantunya. Biarkan! Biarkan!

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"Saya baru 4 bulan pakai kopiah dan sikit hari lagi
mungkin jadi Ahli Parlimen Larut."
Nik Aziz sayang menantu. Dolah Bedawi sayang menantu. Datuk Z juga sayang menantu.

Tapi Hadi Awang nampaknya tidak mengambil iktibar dari sejarah. Sayang menantu lebih-lebih sangat boleh naik lemak-kelemak budak tu. Boleh jadi haru.

Jgn kita lupa si Ariffahmi, haru sekejap Nik Aziz. Tergolek dog Dolah Bedawi mengikut kata KJ. Juga menantu Datuk Z yg duduk dalam majlis perbandaran Kelang suatu ketika dulu. Haru.

Aku tidak tau wujudnya menantu Hadi Awang bernama Mohd Akmal Kamarudin sehinggalah tersiar kemelut PAS Larut di dalam Sinar Harian.

Ceritanya simple, menantu Hadi Awang itu gatal nak bertanding kerusi DUN Selama. Walhal, telah diketahui hingga ke Mongolia dan sejak Mahafiraun mengaku Melayu lagi, kerusi itu memang untuk Dr Mohd Dhari Othman. Dia anak tempatan. Terpelajar. Dia juga boleh buat kerja berpeluh tengah padang.

Palat. Memang palat. Menantu Hadi Awang ini macam nak main palat style UMNO.

Sekarang taik dah kena kipas siling. Taik dah terpelanting merata-rata. 

Bila kopiah-kopiah dah terpalit taik, barulah ada akai Pemuda PAS Perak nak berbincang. Baru ada geliga keluar dari mulut Tuan Ibrahim, katanya "calon belum rasmi lagi.."

Nak rasmi-rasmi, potong reben la.. Jangan potong line Dr Dhari. 

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Hitam Tiada Kena Mengena Dengan Bangang

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Does Khairy know who Churchill was? 

by Ummu Salmah, Penang

I was shocked to read the UMNO Youth chief Khairy Jamaludin promoting Winston Churchill as role model for his members. Churchill contemptuously called Mahatma Ghandi a 'half naked fakir' and the Palestinians as 'dogs in the manger'. He advocated poisonous gas warfare against 'uncivilised tribes', that is the colonised people. He said no wrong had been done to the American Natives and the Aborigines of Australia because 'a stronger race, a higher grade race has come in and taken its place.'

Khairy needs to study history and identify good role models, not arch racist imperialists like Churchill,.for our youths if he wants, as he claims, to stop Anwae Ibrahim 'inviting foreign intervention.' The minds of Khairy and his band of youths need to be decolonised.