Monday, January 16, 2012

10 Mad Balotelli Moments

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He caused fireworks at the weekend - once at home and then at the Theatre Of Dreams. And even the day after Manchester City's 6-1 win at Old Trafford, Mario Balotelli's name was still on everyone's lips after unconfirmed reports that he'd been spotted driving slowly through Manchester city centre in his Bentley convertible with the roof down and music blaring, stopping to high-five any Blues fans who spotted him.

Monday also saw the arrival of a brand new and possibly apocryphal chapter in the Balotelli legend. You'll find it at number one on our list of mad and magical Mario moments...

10) Two weeks into his Manchester City career, we all knew something very special had arrived in England when we heard the tale of what happened when Balotelli crashed his Audi R8 near City's Carrington training ground. Police were quickly on the scene to breathalyse, question and search the young Italian. They were particularly keen to know why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, to which Balotelli replied in his halting English: "Because I am rich."

9) Balotelli failed to emerge for the second half of a Europa League game in freezing Kiev last season after suffering an allergic reaction to the grass. Some commentators sneered that he simply didn't fancy the minus-6 temperatures, but Balo did emerge at the airport with obvious swelling to his face, lips and tongue, as well as sores on his legs.

8) In March, Balotelli was fined a week's wages - just the £100,000, then - after being caught throwing darts at youth players from a training ground window. Luckily, he missed, suggesting he'd never win top prize on the revived TV show Bullseye. But then he's probably got a speedboat already.

7) Happily, something good has come from the unfortunate incidents listed above. It's the City chant which goes: "Oooh Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts. An allergy to grass but when he plays he's f***ing class. He drives around in Moss Side with a wallet full of cash."

He caused fireworks at the weekend - once at home and then at the Theatre Of Dreams. And even the day after Manchester City's 6-1 win at Old Trafford, Mario Balotelli's name was still on everyone's lips after unconfirmed reports that he'd been spotted driving slowly through Manchester city centre in his Bentley convertible with the roof down and music blaring, stopping to high-five any Blues fans who spotted him.

Monday also saw the arrival of a brand new and possibly apocryphal chapter in the Balotelli legend. You'll find it at number one on our list of mad and magical Mario moments...

10) Two weeks into his Manchester City career, we all knew something very special had arrived in England when we heard the tale of what happened when Balotelli crashed his Audi R8 near City's Carrington training ground. Police were quickly on the scene to breathalyse, question and search the young Italian. They were particularly keen to know why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, to which Balotelli replied in his halting English: "Because I am rich."

9) Balotelli failed to emerge for the second half of a Europa League game in freezing Kiev last season after suffering an allergic reaction to the grass. Some commentators sneered that he simply didn't fancy the minus-6 temperatures, but Balo did emerge at the airport with obvious swelling to his face, lips and tongue, as well as sores on his legs.

8) In March, Balotelli was fined a week's wages - just the £100,000, then - after being caught throwing darts at youth players from a training ground window. Luckily, he missed, suggesting he'd never win top prize on the revived TV show Bullseye. But then he's probably got a speedboat already.

7) Happily, something good has come from the unfortunate incidents listed above. It's the City chant which goes: "Oooh Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts. An allergy to grass but when he plays he's f***ing class. He drives around in Moss Side with a wallet full of cash."

He caused fireworks at the weekend - once at home and then at the Theatre Of Dreams. And even the day after Manchester City's 6-1 win at Old Trafford, Mario Balotelli's name was still on everyone's lips after unconfirmed reports that he'd been spotted driving slowly through Manchester city centre in his Bentley convertible with the roof down and music blaring, stopping to high-five any Blues fans who spotted him.

Monday also saw the arrival of a brand new and possibly apocryphal chapter in the Balotelli legend. You'll find it at number one on our list of mad and magical Mario moments...

10) Two weeks into his Manchester City career, we all knew something very special had arrived in England when we heard the tale of what happened when Balotelli crashed his Audi R8 near City's Carrington training ground. Police were quickly on the scene to breathalyse, question and search the young Italian. They were particularly keen to know why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, to which Balotelli replied in his halting English: "Because I am rich."

9) Balotelli failed to emerge for the second half of a Europa League game in freezing Kiev last season after suffering an allergic reaction to the grass. Some commentators sneered that he simply didn't fancy the minus-6 temperatures, but Balo did emerge at the airport with obvious swelling to his face, lips and tongue, as well as sores on his legs.

8) In March, Balotelli was fined a week's wages - just the £100,000, then - after being caught throwing darts at youth players from a training ground window. Luckily, he missed, suggesting he'd never win top prize on the revived TV show Bullseye. But then he's probably got a speedboat already.

7) Happily, something good has come from the unfortunate incidents listed above. It's the City chant which goes: "Oooh Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts. An allergy to grass but when he plays he's f***ing class. He drives around in Moss Side with a wallet full of cash."

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