Friday, December 30, 2011

Anak Bini Jamil Khir MAKAN PISANG

Malaysia ada berpuluh-puluh mufti. Seekor haram pun tak bersuara tentang kes Jamir Khir. Gamaknya tok-tok mufti kita asyik sibuk jaga peti masing-masing. Perbuatan Jamil Khir menyeluk tangannya kedalam tabung duit zakat dan mengambik duit RM63,650.00 adalah perbuatan busuk, lebih busuk dari daging babi yang busuk disumbat dalam lubang najis babi.

Jangan double-standard, jgn pilih bulu. Bulu ada ka, bulu dah gugur ka, tak kira. Jamil Khir memang patut kena balun 9 sroke. Sebab dia kapur 3 kali ganda dari amil zakat di Johor Redzuan Mohd Said yang menyalahgunakan RM19,510.

Duit zakat mana boleh pinjam-pinjam. Mana boleh geran-geran. Che Mat balaci kata duit zakat boleh digeran-geran. Pala bala Che Mat lah.

Buat rumah besar gedabak ada duitnya. Nak bayar upah lawyer mengapur duit zakat. Apa punya low-class menteri agama.

Kesian. Inilah menteri paling miskin. Jamil Khir dah tak berduit sangat. Jamil Khir dah termasuk dlm golongan asnaf ke 44. Terpaksa menyeluk tabung zakat. Kesian anak-beranak Jamil Khir dapat bapak menteri miskin.

Apa gamaknya anak beranak Jamil Khir makan, makan pisang kot? Pagi makan cokodok, tengahari lepat, petang makan pengat. Malam makan kulat. Kah kah kah kah!!!


Ada iras-iras? Ini bukan Jamil Khir. Jamil Khir lagi hodoh. kah kah kah!!!
        

~Libang Libu~
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Fish that bites off testicles

It's like a scene from a horror movie but it is a brutal fact - a 'monster' fish that bites off testicles actually exists.

The 40lb Pacu fish, known as the "Ball Cutter", was caught by Brit Jeremy Wade in Papua New Guinea..

The ex-biology teacher told The Sun: "I had heard of a couple of fishermen in Papua New Guinea who had been castrated by something in the water.

"The bleeding was so severe that they died. The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen. They didn't know what it was.

"Amazingly, these things are quite elusive so we had to be patient catching one. We put a line into the water and waited for it to bite.

"When I reeled it in, it had this mouth which was surprisingly human-like, it is almost like they have teeth specially made for crushing.

"They are like human molars and the fish have powerful jaw muscles. They are very deep bodied and solid like a carp, with strong muscles," said the 53-year-old.

The fish is usually found in the Amazon where they need their teeth to crack open tough cases of nuts and seeds.

The fish was introduced to Papua New Guinea 15 years ago, and began eating meat for lack of options.

Thie catch was filmed as part of new TV series, River Monsters, to be screened on ITV in the United Kingdom.

Source: Daily Chilli

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