Thursday, May 5, 2011

Mesin Gerenti PANCUT Made In China

Introducing the sperm collector machine!

Masin ini direka cipta utk memudahkan semua..thee he he
Mesin ini direka cipta utk 'mengumpul' sambil berdiri! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!
Boleh 'mengumpul' sambil makan kuaci! thee he he
Sambil isap rokok.. thee he he


Tak payah la tengok video Datuk T.. thee he he
Pergi mampos la video Datuk T..thee he he
Perut boroi, tetek labuh, ponggong macam ponggong kaldai..thee he he
Mana boleh stiiiiim!!! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!


Berjanggut beruban la nurse nak tunggu air lendir tak keluar-keluar! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!





Gentlemen, you need not sit in private and be "stimulated" to produce semen samples for your doctor anymore.

A Chinese company has invented a sperm collector machine, which was demonstrated at this year's China International Medical Equipment Fair.

SanWe, the maker has described it as "a device [that] can simulate the movement of a woman's vagina".

Read the product description on its official site:"It can simulate vaginal environment through massage, twitching, sucking [and] vibration, [and can] act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection fast and safe. It is the best clinical equipment of sperm collection."

Source: www.sanwegroup.en.ecplaza.net
Published May 5 2011

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Menitik Air Liur SCHALKE

MANCHESTER UNITED 4 - 1 FC SCHALKE 04

Antonio Valencia 26', Darron Gibson 31', Jurado 35', Anderson 72', Anderson 76'


MANCHESTER UNITED cruised through to the Champions League final with a comfortable win over Schalke.

Alex Ferguson's side now face a showdown against Barcelona at Wembley on May 28 in a repeat of their 2009 clash.

First-half goals from Antonio Valencia and Darron Gibson ensured there was no way back for Schalke at Old Trafford.

The Germans were already two goals down from the first leg and a late double from Anderson completed an easy victory for the Red Devils.

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Jangan Dengar Cakap Si MORON

I am sure you still can get your 20%. You called me a Moron .
How can a Moron make so much money..


By allowing short selling and borrowing millions of share from your banks we fund managers made millions out of your inexperience and poor regulations.


You lose all Malaysians’ money, therefore you are the Moron
Now you know too late and start crying over spilt milk. (read more about the moron HERE)

~ G Soros

Dr M: Anwar doesn’t care about Malay unity
Tashny Sukumaran | April 30, 2011

Buntang bijik mata..
KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!
The former prime minister wants the Malays to unite under the BN banner and not to fall for the opposition's fairytales.

ALOR STAR: Former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad said today that PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim “doesn’t care about Malay unity, he just wants to be prime minister”.

He urged Malaysians to be wary of Anwar, whom some touted as a “hero”.

Dr Mahathir then recounted the history of his former protege during the latter’s days in Umno and his ambition to become prime minister.



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