BOROI, Amat BESAR dan MELETOP-LETOP

Tayangan 'meletup' di Carcosa Sri Negara

Hazlan Zakaria
Mac 21, 11
8:11pm

"Ia amat besar dan meletup!" terdengar bunyi suara wanita bercakap melalui telefon. Dan panggilan itu adalah permulaan kepada satu pengembaraan menakjubkan bagi wartawan parlimen ini.

"Saya berada di Parlimen, boleh saya tanya bos saya terlebih dahulu?" kata saya sambil terfikir sebesar manakah berita itu nanti.

Saya duduk sambil menyandarkan belakang di atas sofa kulit, di tengah rakan wartawan di lobi Dewan Rakyat. Click HERE for more

"Boroi ka? Perati la elok2 wei!! Hangpa jgn buat peleceeeeey.."

"Amat BESAR ke.."

"MELETOP-LETOP ke.."

"Boroi ke.."

"Rahsia la!"

"KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!"

"Bukan saya"

"Saya tak boroi"

"Saya amat kurang makan kari mamak"

KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

"Boroi?"

"Hampeh."

"Tak boleh harap!"

"Ada la besar ni!!!"

waaaaaargh KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH

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A BOROI In China, Not CARCOSA or FLAMENGO

Tragic toddler weighs nine stone

THE desperate parents of a NINE STONE three-year-old have told how they can't make the giant toddler diet because they are scared of him. Lu Hao, from China, is dangerously overweight, and at 9st 6lb is FIVE TIMES as heavy as other boys his age.

He is getting so big his family are frightened of him — and have given up trying to stop the youngster from gorging on huge plates of ribs and rice.

His parents claim he throws vicious tantrums if he doesn't get third or fourth helpings of dinner.

And mum Chen Huan from Dashan, Guangdong Province, admits: "We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry nonstop."