Thursday, March 10, 2011

Jangan Jadi LUNCAI

Jgn jadi mcm Pak Kadok, Pak Pandir, Lebai alang, 

Pakcik Kordi, Bujal thee he he… 
Jgn jadi lembu cucuk idong thee he he…
Jgn bayar saman ekor. 

Jadi la mcm Sang Kancil. thee he he…
Buaya dia boleh atur jadikan jambatan. thee he he… 
Tak payah berangan mcm Madey ndak jambatan bengkang bengkok! KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!


Mahfuz: Jangan bayar kompaun saman ekor!

Jawatankuasa Kempen Anti Saman Ekor (Kase) menasihatkan mangsa saman ekor agar tidak membayar kompaun yang dikenakan biarpun tempoh promosi pembayaran berakhir hari ini.

Harakahdaily memetik pengerusi Kase, Datuk Mahfuz Omar yang juga ahli parlimen Pokok Sena berkata, sekiranya selepas ini mereka disenarai hitam, Kase akan membantu untuk berdepan masalah berkenaan di mahkamah.

"Rakyat tidak perlu bayar, yang penting ambil insurans bawa ke JPJ (Jabatan Pengangkutan Jalan) untuk perbaharui cukai jalan, kalau JPJ tak benar, wajib pengarah JPJ kena bagi jawapan bertulis, kenapa. malaysiakini.com

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Ada BRANI? Ada TELOR?

Takot...



Mana ada brani...thee he he…
Takot juga ada...thee he he…
Tulur suda kasi bini pegang almari kasi dalam tarok...KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

Kecot. Sembang berdentum-dentam. thee he he…
Ambik la Johor, Melaka, Pahang dan Serawak. thee he he…

Melaka ada Sek Termengandung Ali Rostam,
boleh bunting ramai2. thee he he…
Pahang ada mesin kuda. Berjudi la sampai bengkrap.
Sarawak banyak 'gambir'. 'Cret' sana, 'cret' sini. thee he he…
Johor paling best...
Disini la tapak jambatan bengkang bengkok Madey..thee he he…
Di Johor la Madey akan menunggu bila laaaaaaaa LK Yew nak mati...AH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!


Does Malaysia's Governing Coalition Regain Momentum?
Written by Sholto Byrnes
TUESDAY, 08 MARCH 2011
Asia Sentinel


Sunday's by-elections look good, but...

US pollsters call it the Big Mo – momentum – and, on the surface at least, right now it appears as though Malaysia's governing Barisan Nasional (BN) has it. On Sunday it won two by-elections in Merlimau and Kerdau, not only by comfortable margins but with substantial increases to its majority in both cases.

This means that since last April, the BN has emerged victorious in six of seven such contests, in a mixture of parliamentary and state assembly seats. And in the last five months it has not only won every time, but has also strengthened its hold on each occasion, either with bigger majorities or, in the case of Galas last November, by taking over from the opposition. On both sides of the Peninsula, and in West Malaysia and East, the forward march of Pakatan Rakyat, so confident after their great strides in the 2008 general election, has been stopped, or even reversed.

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Sapa Kuat? Rimau atau Singa?

Jawapannya ialah: HARIMAU

Lion Kills Tiger

Huffpost

ANKARA, Turkey -- A Turkish zoo says a tiger severed a lion's jugular vein when it stuck its paw through a narrow gap in a door dividing their cages.

The zoo in the Turkish capital of Ankara issued a statement Monday to deny media reports that the tiger bent iron bars to attack the lion and tear it into pieces in the attack on Sept. 4.

It said the tiger had squeezed it's front leg through the door, and in a single stroke left the lion dying in a pool of blood.

It was not clear why the death of one of the three lions in the zoo was publicized so late.

Six tigers remain in an enclosure at the zoo, which insists that it is safe for visitors.

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