Monday, February 21, 2011

Saiful BauKari: Satu Wawancara

Wartawan: Betol ke panjang sangat sampai boleh lentur ke belakang, apa rahsianya?

Saiful BauKari: Errrr... t/kaseh...memang betol boleh lentur sampai kebelakang.. usaha tangga kejayaan. Saya amalkan senaman. Senaman berperingkat-peringkat.

Mula2 cuba dengan sabut dari sebijik kelapa dulu. Kemudian kalau dah kompiden try plak tempurung kelapa. Kalau kepalabana tak putus2 jugak, try gantung sebijik kelapa sekali tengooook...KAH KAH KAH! enjut2 sikit!! KAH KAH KAH!

Kalau dah makin hebat, amalkan pulak menyondol dan mengangkat peti ais setiap pagi. Pasti panjang mcm saya punya...thee he he…KAH KAH KAH!

Malaysia Boleeeeeyh!

Saiful's sperm found inside his own anus, indicating DNA was planted
Written by Stan Lee, Malaysia Chronicle

The Malaysian government's DNA expert Dr Seah Lay Hong continued to duck tough questions from Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim's lawyers, even though a chemist report from her own department confirmed that complainant Saiful Bukhari Azlan's DNA had been found in semen samples extracted from his own anus.

Semen in anus Saiful’s own, Anwar lawyers claim
By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal February 21, 2011

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 21 — Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s Sodomy II trial took a another twist today when defence lawyers suggested that one of the two DNA profiles from semen found in Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan’s anus belonged to the complainant himself.


Overhead Kicks

Rooney’s Derby is brilliant, but I prefer these three;


Shit Lookalikes: Peter Crouch & ‘Mars Attacks’ Alien

wargh KAH KAH KAH! wargh KAH KAH KAH!

ESCAPE From Kosovo

This is an interesting read. I take this Shefki Kuqi as a muslim since he is an ethnic Albania and he fled the country during the Balkan War.

This is a story of a man at a tender age of 12 has to fled his country to avoid persection. He survived the remarkable journey that took him from Vucitrn, Kosovo - Mitrovica - Belgrade - Gdansk - to Finland.

Now he plays for Newcastle United.

Shefki Kuqi

Kuqi: I was terrified of making a sound
Newcastle's well-travelled forward Shefki Kuqi's recalls the dramatic journey he made from Kosovo in 1989.

When Shefki Kuqi rumbled off the bench for Newcastle last Saturday, he was making his debut for his 13th senior club. He is almost the definition of the journeyman striker. But his is a journey more extraordinary than most, one that began in 1989, when he was 12 years old.

Kuqi was born in Vucitrn, a town in Kosovo, then in Yugoslavia, where two-thirds of the population were ethnic Albanians. Kuqi's family were among them. He grew up in a small village just outside Vucitrn, most of whose residents worked in a metal-processing plant on the road into the town. There were only 10 Serb houses in the village, five in a cluster just over the road from Kuqi's house, five just behind.

"We started school at six and a half," Kuqi remembers. "There were separate Kosovan and Serb classes in the same school and, from the age of 10, Kosovan children were expected to study the Serbian language. Maybe once or twice a week we'd get to school an hour early and play a game of football, Kosovans v Serbs, which would always draw a crowd. Click HERE for more


Madey Makan SIREH?

‘Dr Mahathir is hilarious’
K Pragalath | February 19, 2011

Puak2 ni memang hilarious, memang funny pun, satu Malaya sudah taw...

Mcm mana tak hilarious, kalau puak ni dapat bersembang 2 orang ckp, tapi riuh rendah mcm 13 orang! berbual dgn tengkok, tangan, mata, kepala sekali semua naik!

Mcm mana tak hilarious, biasa dengar?..."cakap mcm Kel**g", "janji Kel**g"? thee he he…

Biasa tengok puak2 ni makan sirih? pengotor ya amat, mamah2... cret! mamah2... CRET! KAH KAH KAH!

Lidah bercabang, tu pasal sampai ke laaaa ni dok mengungkit jambatan bengkang-bengkok dia, dulu tak nak buat. Takutkan LK Yew...thee he he…

Itu pasal kalau terserempak ular dgn Madey, jgn balun ular jgn ketuk Madey...thee he he…

Bagi Madey kat ular, kasi ular makan sama Madey! KAH KAH KAH!

PAS information chief Idris Ahmad finds 85-year old ex-premier Dr Mahathir Mohamad funny.

PETALING JAYA: An amused PAS information chief, Idris Ahmad, thinks former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad’s allegations that PAS spiritual adviser, Nik Aziz Nik Mat, was “working with the devil” “hilarious”.

“Mahathir’s statement is hilarious. Which political party campaigns to lose elections?” he said, referring to Mahathir’s accusation that Nik Aziz’s ultimate goal was not Islam but to rule Malaysia.

Mahathir had a few days ago reportedly said: “Whatever that rolls out of Nik Aziz’s mouth is to win elections and to become the joint ruler of this country with DAP and PKR.”