DEBAT Itu Tayang Telur Ke?

Ini telur Mario Balotelli, striker Manchester City yg berkulit hitam..
Satu hari, Balotelli telah disoal oleh polis kulit putih yg rasis
"you have GBP5,000 in your back pocket, why?"
jawab Balotelli, "you ask me why? That's bcoz I'm bloody rich!"
KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!
Itu baru ada telur, berani..thee he he…
Bukan debat tak debat, demam tak demam..thee he he…
Debat Shahidan-Isa Sabu?..thee he he…
jgn mimpi la..thee he he…
Dua-dua telur dah lanjot!KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!KAH KAH KAH!

oleh Muhayat Jasmin

PADANG BESAR, 19 Jan: Konflik yang melibatkan Ketua Penerangan Umno Perlis, Datuk Hashim Suboh dengan Ahli Jawatankuasa Umno Bahagian Padang Besar, Ali Ismail terus berlanjutan dengan perkembangan terbaru timbulnya desakan supaya diadakan perdebatan antara kedua-dua pihak berhubung isu 'mentalkinkan Umno Perlis' yang hangat diperkatakan baru-baru ini.

Menurut sumber dalaman Umno negeri itu kepada Harakahdaily, cabaran supaya Hashim yang dilihat menyebelahi bekas menteri Besar, Datuk Seri Shahidan Kassim menerima pelawaan Ali sebagai penyokong Menteri Besar, Datuk Seri Isa Sabu untuk berdebat, telah diusulkan dalam mesyuarat Umno Bahagian yang diadakan pada minggu lalu.

Cabaran itu dikatakan bertujuan merungkai segala permasalahan yang timbul dan isu yang melibatkan Umno Negeri Perlis.

Pakai Natang Bewok Tu Dulu

Ada beberapa kerat makhluk mcm Big Foot, Raes Yateeem,
Tambee Cheek dan Anak Jarjes, jgn.. jgn..thee he he…
jgn langsung dibagi dekat dgn Cikgu Mala..thee he he…

Kalau nak dekat jugak..thee he he…
kena pakai natang bewok ni!! KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!

Majlis solat hajat dan bacaan Yassin

Bayan Baru thee he he…

Kulim thee he he…

Pasir Mas thee he he…

Padang Rengas thee he he…

Jelebu thee he he…

Pekan thee he he…

Semua mintak durian runtuh, bulan jatuh ke riba,
atau lebih tepat lagi..thee he he…

Pilihanraya Kecil!! KAH KAH KAH! KAH KAH KAH!

We Are What We Eat

You Are What You Poo – What Your Body's Solid Waste Can Tell You about Your Diet

By CHARLES STUART PLATKIN
Story Published: Apr 30, 2008 at 12:04 PM PST

I’m going to warn you right now: If you have an aversion to your body’s waste, don’t read any further. However, if you’re like most people, you’re probably very interested in what your stool can tell you about your diet and your health. Who better to answer our questions and tell us a bit about our poo then Anish Sheth, MD, a gastroenterology fellow at the Yale School of Medicine and the co-author of the best-selling book What's Your Poo Telling You? (Chronicle Books, 2007).

Diet Detective: Do we put out exactly what we take in? Are the qualities and types of food the only things that affect what comes out? Or are there multiple forces at work, such as genetics, overall health, etc.?

Dr. Sheth: Sure, there are many factors that determine what our stool looks like. The main modifiable component is our diet, with fiber being responsible for the girth, weight and consistency of our stool. Other factors include transit time (how long it takes the stuff we eat to move through our system), medications (which can cause both constipation and diarrhea and even change the color of our stool – bismuth turns it black), and underlying diseases that may affect our ability to digest food properly (i.e., celiac disease).

Diet Detective: Should people be paying more attention to what comes out of them for health reasons? Or do most of us already pay more attention than we let on?

Dr. Sheth: Yes and yes. On a day-to-day level, taking a quick glance can let us know about our diet (whether we are eating enough fiber, etc.). It can also give clues to the multitude of ailments that affect our GI tract (bleeding could mean inflammatory bowel disease or cancer; fatty stools could indicate liver or pancreatic disease, etc.). I think most people do take a glance but don’t know what to look for and don’t feel comfortable discussing their observations with their doctors.