Saturday, December 31, 2011

Isa Katik Akan Menaikkan Harga TEH TARIK

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11 NGO dan 4 warga Felda sedang sibuk sesangat untuk menghalang penyenaraian Felda ke bursa saham, menghalang EGM Felda 5 Januari ini dan menggagalkan pertabalan Isa Katik sebagai pengerusi koperasinya. Menurut member aku, daripada 11 NGO itu cuma 2 shj yg ada kena bau-bau bacang dgn Felda manakala selebihnya 11 lagi itu sikit haram bau taik palat pun tak ada.

Pun begitu harus diketahui perangai NGO-NGO ini terutamanya NGO pro-Pakatan serupa perangai hyena/dubuk. Hyena kalau dapat bangkai, dia tak balun dan pulun sorang-sorang (seekor-seekor). Tak larat. Sure dia panggil gang, lagi ramai lagi sedap bangkai lagi senang mengerjakannya. Isu ini dah memang serupa bangkai. Balun jgn tak balun. Apa saja isu dan dasar bahalol UMNO/BN, balun. Free-free dapat political mileage. Biar UMNO/BN tersangap-sangap. P/raya dah dekat.

Kena ingat 99.9% peneroka ialah orang Melayu. Kalau dibagi geran, sah tanah itu milik Melayu. Ramai wooo... Ini yg menyerabutkan isi perut UMNO/BN, sebab negeri yg banyak tanah rancangan Felda ialah Pahang dan Johor, betul? Kalau UMNO/BN terbungkas di Pahang dan Johor macamana?

Berak cair Madey al MamakKutty. Jangan mimpi naik jambatan bengkang-bengkok Selat Teberau lagi. Meraung suku-suku sakat di Iskandar.

Akan habis harta benda Goh Tong dipunggah ke Marina Bay Sands. Tapak kasino Genting haramjadah itu kita tukarkan jadi tapak hospital termoden dalam dunia. Pesakit gerenti cepat sembuh, sebab view cantek.

Diulang sekali lagi, kalau dah jadi saham, sapa2 pun boleh beli saham FELDA, kan? Ananda boleh beli banyak2 saham FELDA, Vincent boleh beli, Baukari boleh beli. Mana milik Melayunya lagi? Cukup la ada sorang gatal batu pliaq nak jadi Bapak Pembangunan Kg Baru, Kuala Lumpur.

Jangan tak tau puak2 Ananda, Vincent, Baukari itu bapak jin buragas kapitalis. Untuk mendapat untung besar dan cepat, minyak masak kompom akan naik harga. Tapi janganlah risau, harga minyak masak kita akan dijamin oleh kerajaan UMNO/BN jauh, jaaauuuuhh... lebih murah dari harga minyak masak di Sweden, Iceland dan Norway.

Sekarang ini pun harga karipap 3 bijik saiz tapak kaki bayi pun dah RM1.00. Itu contoh minyak masak punya penangan. Belum kira beras, gula, tepung dan petrol.

Yang paling cilakenya, teh tarik pun akan kompom naik harga. Korang tak tau? Yang korang teguk bergelas-gelas sehari tu bukannya ada susu pun. Susu isian pekat manis lemak berkrim itu sebenarnya susu isian lemak kelapa sawit!

Kah kah kah kah!!! Malang betol la kita orang Melayu ni, minum teh pun nak disengat Isa Katik. Kahkahkah!!!

~Libang Libu~

Artikel Felda dan Harta Karunnya

North Korea's Giant Man Spotted At Kim Jong Il Funeral Procession

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In a sea of indistinguishable onlookers clad in black with their backs turned to the camera, one man stood out at Kim Jong Il's funeral.

The Associated Press released a photo of the procession in North Korea, and a hawk-eyed Reddit contributor was quick to point out an anomaly in the otherwise uniform crowd of mourners. In the photo above, one man appears to be nearly twice as tall as the gentlemen on his left and right.

Who is this giant? Could it be Ri "Michael" Myung Hun -- North Korea's national basketball star -- as some commenters have suggested? Thanks to North Korea's strictly controlled and photoshop-happy media, rumors are certain to abound, and we may never know for sure. read more

Hypersonic Flight. Europe - Australia in 4 Hours.

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When Concorde was decommissioned in 2003, supersonic air travel became a thing of the past. But work has begun on a passenger aircraft that could go further and faster - flying from Europe to Australia in four hours. Will it ever become a reality?

The European Space Agency's goal is to create a hypersonic passenger plane, one that flies more than five times faster than the speed of sound and six times faster than a standard airliner.

It's not the first time hypersonic flight has been attempted. In 1960, tests took place on the X-15 - half plane, half missile - which carried one pilot and flew for 90 seconds before its rocket fuel burnt out. read more

Asian Markets: Watch the Second Half of 2012

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Our Economic Time tells us Europe and the US sink, China will recover

What do we see as the major market events of 2012? First, we expect China’s economy to improve during the second half of the year. This will shock many, who perhaps have forgotten that Asia is in a cyclical slump while the industrialized democracies of Japan, the United States and the European Union are in structural slumps.  read more

Shit Lookalikes

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Shit Lookalikes: Uncanny Female Doppelgangers Of Neymar, Ronaldinho and Lionel Messi


Shit Lookalikes: David De Gea & Peter From Jumanji


Shit Lookalikes: Andrey Arshavin & A Three-Toed Sloth

Friday, December 30, 2011

Anak Bini Jamil Khir MAKAN PISANG

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Malaysia ada berpuluh-puluh mufti. Seekor haram pun tak bersuara tentang kes Jamir Khir. Gamaknya tok-tok mufti kita asyik sibuk jaga peti masing-masing. Perbuatan Jamil Khir menyeluk tangannya kedalam tabung duit zakat dan mengambik duit RM63,650.00 adalah perbuatan busuk, lebih busuk dari daging babi yang busuk disumbat dalam lubang najis babi.

Jangan double-standard, jgn pilih bulu. Bulu ada ka, bulu dah gugur ka, tak kira. Jamil Khir memang patut kena balun 9 sroke. Sebab dia kapur 3 kali ganda dari amil zakat di Johor Redzuan Mohd Said yang menyalahgunakan RM19,510.

Duit zakat mana boleh pinjam-pinjam. Mana boleh geran-geran. Che Mat balaci kata duit zakat boleh digeran-geran. Pala bala Che Mat lah.

Buat rumah besar gedabak ada duitnya. Nak bayar upah lawyer mengapur duit zakat. Apa punya low-class menteri agama.

Kesian. Inilah menteri paling miskin. Jamil Khir dah tak berduit sangat. Jamil Khir dah termasuk dlm golongan asnaf ke 44. Terpaksa menyeluk tabung zakat. Kesian anak-beranak Jamil Khir dapat bapak menteri miskin.

Apa gamaknya anak beranak Jamil Khir makan, makan pisang kot? Pagi makan cokodok, tengahari lepat, petang makan pengat. Malam makan kulat. Kah kah kah kah!!!


Ada iras-iras? Ini bukan Jamil Khir. Jamil Khir lagi hodoh. kah kah kah!!!
        

~Libang Libu~

Fish that bites off testicles

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It's like a scene from a horror movie but it is a brutal fact - a 'monster' fish that bites off testicles actually exists.

The 40lb Pacu fish, known as the "Ball Cutter", was caught by Brit Jeremy Wade in Papua New Guinea..

The ex-biology teacher told The Sun: "I had heard of a couple of fishermen in Papua New Guinea who had been castrated by something in the water.

"The bleeding was so severe that they died. The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen. They didn't know what it was.

"Amazingly, these things are quite elusive so we had to be patient catching one. We put a line into the water and waited for it to bite.

"When I reeled it in, it had this mouth which was surprisingly human-like, it is almost like they have teeth specially made for crushing.

"They are like human molars and the fish have powerful jaw muscles. They are very deep bodied and solid like a carp, with strong muscles," said the 53-year-old.

The fish is usually found in the Amazon where they need their teeth to crack open tough cases of nuts and seeds.

The fish was introduced to Papua New Guinea 15 years ago, and began eating meat for lack of options.

Thie catch was filmed as part of new TV series, River Monsters, to be screened on ITV in the United Kingdom.

Source: Daily Chilli

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Jangan Ingat Madey Bangang

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Mahathir bukan cerdik sangat - Ku Li
Harakah

Mula-mula sekali kena ingat kalau Madey bangang, macamana dia boleh jadi doktor? Orang bangang tak jadi PM berpuluh-puluh tahun. 

Kalau Madey ni bangang, dah tentu kalah dgn Ku Li dulu. Tapi Madey menang 43 undi, tak kira la lampu padam ka, first kira Ku Li dah menang ka, sebab break Zohor ka, janji kira kali akhir Madey menang. 

Projek Empangan Bakun pun dah lama siap. Iban lemas ke terapung ke, apa dia peduli. Apsal tak belajar berenang awal-awal?

Projek kereta nasional Proton dah berjaya. Ramai rakyat Malaysia kena hukuman kerja berat 7 tahun atau 9 tahun dok bayar hutang kereta. Tak mau pakai Proton, pegi beli Honda. Tak mampu? Kayuh basikal. Kah kah kah!!!

Dia bersara senang hati, sebab anak pinak dia semua dah kaya-raya jutawan. Ada seorang anak dia dah berjaya jadi taukey todi San Miguel. Kawan-kawan dia Ananda, Vincent, Pek Khing, semua dah kaya-raya. Lingam Korek sampai sekarang tak ada orang berani usik.

Dia bersara bukan sebab bangang, tapi sebab tulang belakang dah herot, pungkoq dah pipih dan tali pinggang dah pakai habis lubang. Kalau boleh dia nak pulun sampai masuk lubang.


Madey tak bangang. Yang bangang UMNO, berpuluh tahun berketuakan orang bukan Melayu.

~Libang libu~




KUALA LUMPUR, 28 Dis: Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah meramalkan dalam pilihanraya umum ke 13 yang akan datang ini United Malay National Party (UMNO) akan menerima kekalahan lagi.

Dari pemerhatian beliau pengundi bukan Melayu semakin menjauhkan dari Barisan Nasional atau lebih tepat lagi lari dari UMNO.

Beliau dakwa ada kemungkinan Barisan Nasional dan juga Pakatan Rakyat tidak memiliki majoriti yang meyakinkan. Bila terjadi sedemikian, negara kita mungkin menghadapi krisis.

UK's Times newspaper names Bouazizi person of 2011

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Britain's The Times newspaper on Wednesday named as person of the year Mohamed Bouazizi, a Tunisian whose self immolation inspired uprisings that toppled dictators across the Arab world and shook the region's remaining autocracies.

Bouazizi set himself alight last year after officials confiscated the unemployed 26-year-old's unlicensed grocery cart, reportedly slapping and insulting him. His desperate act struck a chord with millions of Arabs living with few job prospects or avenues for change under entrenched autocracies.

"The Times today names Mohamed Bouazizi, the street vendor who became the inspiration for the Arab Spring, as its person of the year," the paper said on its front page. "Bouazizi was no revolutionary, yet his lonely protest served as the catalyst for a wave of revolts that have transformed the Middle East."

Bouazizi' death from his wounds in January prompted protests across Tunisia, forcing autocratic President Zine Al-Abidine Ben Ali to flee the country. Soon afterwards, millions took to the streets in Egypt, Libya, Syria and elsewhere to protest against repression, corruption, poverty and joblessness.

The uprisings unseated despots in Libya, Egypt and Yemen as well as Tunisia, while Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad's writ is disintegrating and other authoritarian rulers in the region are eyeing the tide of public anger with nervousness.

Tunisia has since elected new leaders through peaceful democratic elections.

In an October interview with Reuters, Bouazizi's mother Manoubia urged the new leaders to honor her son's sacrifice by helping poor people like him.

"Nothing would have happened if my son had not reacted against voicelessness and a lack of respect," she said.

"But I hope the people who are going to govern will be able to keep this message in mind and give consideration to all Tunisians, including the poor."

(Reporting by Mohammed Abbas)

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

FELDA dan Harta Karunnya

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Ada 2  benda penting yang ditunggu-tunggu oleh warga FELDA sekarang ini.

(1) keputusan permohonan injunksi oleh peneroka untuk menghentikan penyenaraian FELDA FGV dibursa saham dan,

(2) Mesyuarat Agung Luarbiasa Koperasi Permodalan FELDA pada 5hb Januari 2012.


Benda pertama jangan usik. Itu mahkamah punya hal.

Benda kedua memang boleh diusik dan dibuat lawak. Mula-mula sekali, nak buat EGM pala bana apa... its a foregone conclusion. Suka tak suka, Isa Katik akan jadi pengerusi KPF. Walaupun Isa Katik ini bukan dari golongan peneroka juga bukan pekerja FELDA. Moyang dia bukan peneroka. Datuk dia pun bukan, bapak dia pun bukan. Isa Katik ini nak pegang pelepah sawit pun ngeri. "Borduri! Goli den!!!" Tup tup jadi pengerusi.

Tetapi lu sendiri mau ingat beb... sendiri mau ingat sapa boss Isa Katik. Boss Isa Katik dah bagi green light. Ada brani mau lawan? Isa Katik ini akan jadi Pengerusi KPF sampai kiamat.

Lu sendiri mau ingat beb... Isa Katik ini kamcing amat dgn boss. 'You help me I help you' kah kah kah kah!!! Minat pun sama. Sama-sama minat bidang seni suara. Terutama yang boleh nganga luas-luas macam Ziana Zain. Boleh tinggal kerja opis jap, turun Port Dickson. Kah kah kah!!! 

Kita tidak perlu di'sidetracked'kan oleh Isa Katik ini sebenarnya, lantaklah dia nak jadi pengerusi KPF sampai kiamat. Perkara yang paling membimbangkan ialah penyenaraian harta benda pusaka datuk nenek moyang orang FELDA ke bursa saham.

Kalau dah jadi saham, sapa2 pun boleh beli saham FELDA, kan? Ananda boleh beli banyak2 saham FELDA, Vincent boleh beli, Baukari boleh beli.

Habis peneroka tinggal hapa? Letih...

Kalau nak tau lebih lanjut,(klik sini) , (kemudian sini) and say thanks to Sakmongkol

Let's Clone More Dr Dzulkeflys in PAS

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Maszlee Malik, Dr Musa Nordin, UK
Harakah


It is rather surprising that the Western media started to call Ennahda party in Tunisia as a ‘moderate Islamist party’. The same label has been used to describe the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, to differentiate them from the ‘radical’ Salafi parties. It was not the case a couple of years ago and unimaginable by many considering we are just ten years post-911; the tragic bombing of the WTC in New York. ‘Moderate’ Islamists appears to be a new jargon to describe the ‘not so bad’ Muslim guys who were previously designated with a plethora of Islamphobic labels by the same media which included among others ‘the radical Islamists’, ‘extremist banned group’, “radical Islamic fundamentalist”, “jihadist militants” etc.

Finally, there is now hope that the many self proclaimed political Islam experts in the western media would awaken to the fact that the term ‘Islamist’ is not a monolithic one. It is most unfortunate that J.L. Esposito’s piece, Islamic threat: Myth or Reality was never given much attention to many to better understand this phenomenon. Esposito’s thoughts might be seen as an outlier when contrasted against the tsunami of islamphobic writings published post-911. However, it is an excellent beginner’s book to better understand the wide parameters of the much varied global-Islamism phenomenon and trends.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Tolong... Capai... Peliaq!!!

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Bolehkah Kuala Lumpur dibangkrapkan? Bolehkah kita orang Melayu membangkrap dan memadan mukakan Kuala Lumupur yang telah sekian lama menyembelih kita dengan harga barangan yang semakin melambung. Kita orang Melayu sebagai penduduk majoriti semestinya mempunyai kuasa beli yang tinggi. Duit gaji ciput pun, seciput itu kita yg punya. Duit untung meniaga karipap, kita yg punya. Duit meniaga kecil-kecilan time raya pose, kita yg punya. Apa kata kita kemut duit kita kaw-kaw punya?

Bayangkan kalau kita keluar bekerja kita pakat-pakat bawak bekal. Kita turun Kuala Lumpur masuk Lot 10, masuk KLCC, masuk Pavillion masuk apakejadah masuk apakelancau, sekadar cuci cuci mata dan merasa sejuk aircond. Kedai-kedai berjenama ni semuanya beraircond sejuk nyaman.

Apa kata kita masuk kedai mamak order air suam, isap rokok suria lepas sebatang, sebatang lagi. Biar orang lain tak dapat duduk. Baru padan muka mamak. Air suam pun jual RM0.80. Cilake.

Apa kata barangan dapur kita beli dari pekedai runcit orang kita. Tak dapat orang kita, dapat pekedai runcit Acheh pun kira OK. Cuba la sekali sekala lupakan Tesco, Giant dan Carrefour. Panas la sikit sekejap, kedai runcit orang kita mana ada aircond.

Kalau kita boleh buat macam tu, aku rasa KLCC tak meriah mana lagi. Kedai mamak gerenti jual teh tarik RM0.70 macam dulu-dulu. Kat dalam Tesco, kat dalam Carrefour boleh main futsal lah!

Pekan Kati
Tapi jgn mimpi la nak bangkrapkan Kuala Lumpur kalau pekan kecik kat kampung sendiri pun tak terbangkrapkan. Contoh pekan Kati, pekan terdekat dengan kampung aku. Pekan kecik ini dikelilingi kami sekelian beribu umat Melayu. Peruncit Melayu ada la sorang, itu pun idup segan mati tak mau. Kedai-kedai lain siap beralih tangan dari moyang ke datuk ke bapak sampai ke cucu. Maju.

Kita orang Melayu kalau duduk dalam kelompok itu, tonggang tonggek la sorang-sorang. Tapi kalau dia duduk dalam kelompok kita, siap boleh buat harta. Kaya raya.

Ini mengingatkan aku cerita dari abah aku mengenai keluarga kaum itu yang menumpang disebidang tanah dikampung kami disekitar 60an dulu. Keluarga penanam sayur. Dia boleh maju menanam dan menjual sayur ditanah orang Melayu di dalam kelompok Melayu yg punya tanah berekar-ekar tapi haram tak nak usahakan.

Tiap-tiap pagi apek itu akan berjalan keliling kampung sambil berteriak, *"TOLONG... CAPAI... PELIAQ!!!"

Kah kah kah kah kah!!!

*tolong = terung, capai = cabai, peliaq = peria

~Libang Libu~

Tiada Cilake Secilake si CILAKE Ini

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Tak susah mencari siapakah paling cilake tahun ini, tak susah mencari siapa yg bakal menggondol anugerah Cilake Man of the Year.

Bukan Zol Kolom, bukan Puaka, bukan Madey, bukan Raise Stim, pun bukan Broheng Ali.

Manusia mana lebih cilake dari manusia yg pecah amanah? Manusia mana yg lebih cilake dari manusia yg mengapur duit zakat? Manusia mana yg lebih cilake dari manusia yg pecah amanah mengapur duit zakat, sedangkan perkara zakat itu rukun utama agama kita Islam? Nak manusia cilake macam mana lagi?

Nafsu besar, rumah besar gedabak tak padan dengan gaji. Nak tengok? Klik sini dan sini.

Inilah kepimpinan UMNO. Inilah menteri yg diamanahkan menjaga hal-ehwal agama Islam. Inilah perangai menteri agama Islam. Busuk!

Daging babi busuk yg disumbat dalam lubang tahi babi pun lebih wangi.

~Libang Libu~

Saturday, December 24, 2011

2 Ekor Anak Ali Akan Dihantar ke Taman Negara

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Baki 2 ekor gajah liar dipindahkan ke Taman Negara

Cuba teka. Mana satuAsan, mana satu Setopa? 
BENTONG — 2 ekor gajah liar yang ditangkap di hutan dekat Gombak Setia dan sebelah kilang keropok lekor minggu lepas kerana merosakkan tanaman penduduk lagi membuat auta dan onar telah dipindahkan ke Taman Negara.

Gajah-gajah ini gemar bergaduh. Si gajah A kata macam-macam kat gajah B. Si gajah B balas balik kata macam-macam kat gajah A. Makin tua makin kuat bergaduh pulak gajah-gajah ni.

Pemindahan membabitkan dua ekor gajah tua lagi bangka itu perlu memandangkan gajah-gajah tersebut telah pun menopaus. Sikit haram pun tak berguna, main kuat tapi banyak bunyi. Memalukan gajah-gajah muda yang lain.

Gajah tersebut akan dilepaskan di Taman Negara di Tasik Kenyir dengan harapan kedua-duanya akan mampos lemas. Hidup pun bukan ada guna, dah tua sapa pun tak nak calonkan jadi ketua lagi.

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Alang Alang Merembat, Rembat Juta-juta

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Nak mencuri merompak, biar banyak-banyak. Lagi banyak, lagi senang lepas. Lebih rendah hukuman. Nak rembat, rembat juta-juta. Jangan rembat seluar dalam kat supermarket, kena jel bertahun-tahun.

Inilah hukum hakam yang UMNO ambik dari British.


Tambi tibai budak sekolah sampai bunting pun tara pa pa. Tua bangka menonggek dengan amah pun tutup kes, kira halal lebih kurang.

Liong Sik mengapur berbilion-bilion, sampai sekarang sihat walafiat duduk kat rumah.

Apa la sangat tanah RM6.5 juta Khir Toyo. Benda-benda ni boleh kira halal, boleh kasi mudah, bunyi boleh kasi sedap.

Zina = persetubuhan haram. Arak = minuman keras. Menutuh lubang najis = liwat (ini Madey ajar)


Agaknya inilah yang nak ditegakkan oleh Asan Ali. Asan Ali nak bersama dengan puak yang menyokong parti yg dah tunggang langgang nak mampos, nak menegakkan Melayu dan Islam, kununnya...

Broheng Ali, Hassan Ali dan Program MENEGAK

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Hasan Ali dipelawa sertai Perkasa perjuang Islam, Melayu

23/12/2011 5:49pm

KOTA BHARU 23 Dis. - Pertubuhan Pribumi Perkasa Malaysia (Perkasa) secara terbuka mempelawa Exco Kerajaan Selangor Datuk Dr. Hasan Ali menyertai pertubuhan itu jika beliau benar-benar ingin meneruskan perjuangannya menegakkan agama Islam dan orang Melayu.

Presiden Perkasa, Datuk Ibrahim Ali berkata, sudah sampai masanya Hasan membuat keputusan menyertai pertubuhan bukan kerajaan (NGO) jika merasakan perjuangannya dalam Pas tidak mampu memenuhi hasrat dan cita-citanya itu.

"Beliau kini sudah dipinggirkan oleh Pas,” kata Ibrahim kepada pemberita ketika ditemui pada mesyuarat agung Majlis Tindakan Rakyat Kelantan di sini hari ini. - BERNAMA


Nama bapak sama. Tabiat pun sama.
Dua-dua mulut haramzadeh tak reti malu kat orang keliling.
Dua-dua cakap berdegar-degar berbuih-buih, tapi sapa pun tak mau dengar.
Jenis tak reti diuntung.

Nak menegakkan agama Islam dan orang Melayu kena join UMNO?
Nak menegakkan agama Islam dan orang Melayu kena join Perkasa?
UMNO dah 50 tahun berbuih-buih tak tertegak-tegakkan Islam dan Melayu.
Nak ikut Broheng Ali buat hapa? Kah kah kah
Broheng Ali nak bawak perut pun dah tak berapa larat.

Tanya Broheng Ali dulu. Kompom betul-betul... kah kah kah
"Jantung ada OK ka?"
"Ada 'tegak' ka?"


Tegak. Mana boleh tak tegak?

Nepal's Lowest Caste Say Prostitution Is All They Know

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Four years ago, Taruna Badi, 38, a member of the Badi community, one of the most marginalized groups in Nepal, thought her days of prostitution were over.

In 2007, she and dozens of other Badi women travelled from Kailali, a district in the far west of Nepal, to the capital Kathmandu, located across the country, to join in protests by Badi activists seeking government help to lower longstanding economic and social barriers. For many women, this meant coming up with alternatives to prostitution.

The government agreed to study the Badis' situation and to provide aid in the form of land grants, employment training, free education for Badi children, health services, citizenship with the caste of their choice, and a declaration of the end of prostitution within the community. more

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Ikan Bilis Kena Gantung

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Pernah terbaca "Ikan jerung kena gantung sampai mati"?
Ikan jerung susah nak masuk bubu,
kalau masuk bubu, dgn bubu-bubu koyak rabak.


Yang kantoi kena gantung ialah buruh, penoreh getah,
mandor, penganggur.


Matematiknya simple, kalau rumah kita ada 2 kilo gula,
mesti tauke kedai runcit ada berguni-guni gula.

Kalau Rosdi Taib ada 4,992 pil methamphetamine,
agak2 tokan dia ada berapa lori pil methamphetamine?


Edar methamphetamine: Buruh ke tali gantung
13/12/2011 5:53pm
KOSMO

KOTA BHARU – Seorang buruh hari ini dijatuhkan hukuman mati oleh Mahkamah Tinggi di sini kerana mengedar 4,992 pil dadah jenis methamphetamine dua tahun lalu.

Hakim Azman Abdullah menjatuhkan hukuman itu terhadap Rosdi Taib, 43, dari Rantau Panjang, selepas menyabitkan tertuduh dengan kesalahan tersebut.

Tertuduh didakwa mengedar dadah itu di depan sebuah kedai runcit di tepi jalan Kampung Batu Karang, Pasir Mas pada 7 petang, 8 Disember 2009 mengikut Seksyen 39B(1)(a) Akta Dadah Berbahaya 1952 dan dihukum mengikut Seksyen 39B(2) akta sama yang membawa hukuman mati mandatori, jika sabit kesalahan.

Rosdi kelihatan tenang sewaktu mahkamah menjatuhkan hukuman itu. – Bernama

Sebangsa Tidak Seagama, Waktu Membelit Mereka Bersama-sama.

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The End of the Road for Firefly's Air Service to East Malaysia



Firefly made its maiden flight to Sandakan on August 1, 2011 with a big bang. The brand new Boeing 737-800 was greeted with the traditional aviation industry welcome – a water spraying guard-of-honor - upon arrival.

Firefly, the low cost subsidiary of Malaysia Airlines had just taken over the route formerly operated by its parent airline providing a twice daily all economy service and a better alternative in that it utilized the aerobridge for passengers embarkation and disembarkation. Today’s flight marked the end more

Dari dulu lagi orang tua dah pesan,
Ketuk puak-puak ini dahulu, baru ketuk dan bunuh ular.
Itu pasal Astro makin maharajalela, walau servis macam gampang. Walau siaran TV1 sampai TV9 terganggu.
Beli Astro, gambar OK. 
Tak beli Astro, tengoklah TV macam sarang semut.


Bagi la lagi saham. Jual saham MAS semua pun lagi baik.
Ini semua kerja nak menghidupkan AirAsia yg dah separuh nyawa dibedal Firefly.


Inilah ketuanan Melayu Broheng Ali dan Zol Kolom.
Melayu sana Melayu sini, nak terbang kena bagi duit kat Tony jugak.
Nak tengok bola, kena bagi duit kat Ananda.
Masuk PLUS, jalan Sami yang buatkan.
Tak tau makna liwat, Madey al MamakKutty dah ajarkan!
Kah kah kah!!!



Betulkah mereka ini sebangsa tapi tidak seagama?




Botol Budu VS Broheng Ali

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Naib presiden PAS lawan Ibrahim Ali di Pasir Mas?
1:47PM Dis 14, 2011 Malaysiakini

PAS dilaporkan akan mengketengahkan naib presidennya Salahuddin Ayub di kerusi parlimen Pasir Mas dalam usaha menumbangkan presiden kumpulan pendesak Melayu, PERKASA, Datuk Ibrahim Ali.

Menurut akhbar harian Cina, Sin Chew Daily yang memetik sumber, jawatankuasa perhubungan PAS Kelantan telah melengkapkan senarai awal calon-calon parti itu yang akan bertanding pada pilihan raya umum akan datang. lagi


Ini satu penghinaan.
Satu penghinaan untuk seorang naib presiden.
Jangan biarkan naib presiden kita ini memalukan diri sendiri.

Broheng Ali ini tidak layak dilawan hatta kanak2 belum baligh sekali pun.

Budak baru tumbuh bulu pahat pun belum tentu Broheng Ali boleh makan.

Budak kencing masih menggigil pun boleh buat Broheng Ali hilang deposit kali ini.


Broheng Ali ini hanya layak diadukan dengan botol budu.
Bukan parti cap botol budu, tapi botol budu betol-betol.
Sental lah budu cukup2, ada rezeki darah naik meninggi boleh pergi IJN sekali lagi.
Kah kah kah!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Lembu Shahrezat & Duit RM500

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Sudah hampir 2 minggu aku melahu di Bachok, Kelantan. Hari-hari rutin sama.

Bangun tidur, pergi surau, melepak sampai Zohor, lepas Zohor makan, lepas makan tidur, Asar bangun ke surau, kemudian minum petang, kemudian Maghrib di surau, melahu kat surau sampai Isyak, berlabun-labun dengan otai-otai kampung. Macam-macam topik.

Tapi topik lembu Shahrezat tak masuk ranking. Itu yg aku heran, walaupun berkali-kali aku hulur umpan bau-bau taik lembu, haram tak makan. Otai kampung ini tak minat lembu Shahrezat. Sharezat lagi la depa tak minat. Kah kah kah!

Topik ranking teratas kat sini sekarang ni ialah duit RM500. Duit RM500 yg Najib janji nak bagi kat rakyat marhaen macam aku dan engkau yg berpendapatan bawah RM3,000.

Projek duit RM500 ini ialah projek yg WAJIB gagal! Macam projek lembu Shahrezat.

Kompom nanti ada salahguna. Kompom nanti ramai yg dilembu-lembukan, duit haram tak dapat. Kompom nanti lembu-lembu gemuk pun dapat duit RM500. Bukan sekadar bapak lembu, anak-anak lembu pun akan dapat sama.

Siksanya kita rakyat marhaen terbanyak ini nak dapatkan RM500, kena isi borang. Kena mintak cap mohor penghulu. Kena beratur panjang tengah panas nak dapatkan borang. Yang buta huruf kena mintak tolong kawan isikan. Sehari suntuk punya kerja, itu pun belum tentu dapat. Belum tentu. Kena tengok bendera apa dulu.

Tak celaka ke kalau dapat RM250 JUTA, hanya untuk diri sendiri? Tak celaka ke senang2 dapat RM250 juta? Tak payah isi borang isi apa. Boleh kenduri dengan anak beranak yang tak berapa kerat. Joli sakan. Makan sedap. Beli kondo.

Cilake. Memang cilake.

~Libang Libu~

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Libang Libu 2 Years

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

It's official: to protect baby's brain, turn off the TV

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Dicedok dari: http://arstechnica.com

A decade ago, the American Academy of Pediatrics suggested that parents limit TV consumption by children under two years of age. The recommendations were based as much on common sense as science, because studies of media consumption and infant development were themselves in their infancy.

The research has finally grown up. And though it’s still ongoing, it’s mature enough for the AAP to release a new, science-heavy policy statement on babies watching television, videos or any other passive media form.

Their verdict: It’s not good, and probably bad.

Media, whether playing in the background or designed explicitly as an infant educational tool, has "potentially negative effects and no known positive effects for children younger than 2 years,” concluded the AAP’s report, released Oct. 18 at the Academy’s annual meeting in Boston and scheduled for November publication in the journal Pediatrics. “Although infant/toddler programming might be entertaining, it should not be marketed as or presumed by parents to be educational.”

Since the AAP made its original recommendations in 1999, passive entertainment screens—televisions, DVD players, computers streaming video—have become ubiquitous, and the average 12-month-old gets between one and two hours of screen time per day. (Interactive screens, such as iPads and other tablets, are considered in the new recommendations.) The 0- to 2-year age group has become a prime target for commercial educational programming, often used by parents convinced that it’s beneficial.

As screens proliferated, so did research. “There have been about 50 studies that have come out on media use by children in this age group between 1999 and now,” said Ari Brown, a pediatrician and member of the AAP committee that wrote the new report.

Those studies have found that children don’t really understand what’s happening on a screen until they’re about 2 years old. Once they do, media can be good for them, but until then television is essentially a mesmerizing, glowing box.

Used at night, TV might help kids fall asleep, but that appears to come at a delayed cost of subsequent sleep disturbances and irregularities. While the result of TV-induced sleep problems hasn’t been directly studied, poor sleep in infants is generally linked to problems with mood, behavior and learning.

At other times, media consumption comes with opportunity costs, foremost among them the silence of parents. “While television is on, there’s less talking, and talk time is very important in language development,” said Brown.

Three studies since 1999 have tracked educational television use and language development, and they found a link between increased TV time and developmental delays. Whether that’s a cause or effect—parents who leave kids in front of televisions might simply be poor teachers—isn’t clear, nor are the long-term effects, but the AAP called the findings “concerning.” In the same vein, there may also be a link to attention problems.

Even when media plays in the background, it distracts babies from play, an activity that is known to have deep developmental benefits. And for parents who use media to carve out a few precious, necessary free minutes in busy schedules, Brown recommended letting kids entertain themselves.

“We know you can’t spend 24 hours a day reading to your child and playing with them. That’s okay. What’s also okay is your child playing independently,” she said. “That’s valuable time. They’re problem-solving. They’re using their imagination, thinking creatively and entertaining themselves.”

As for iPads and other kid-friendly interactive computing devises, Brown said research has barely started, much less come to conclusions. But she counseled skepticism of promotional claims, which have been made with some of the same zeal as products of now-dubious standing, such as the controversial Baby Einstein videos.

“The way these kids’ programs came out was, ‘These are really educational! They’re going to help your kids learn!’ Well that’s great, but prove it. Show me the science,” Brown said. “I don’t have a problem with touch screens, and they’re not necessarily bad. But we need to understand how this affects kids.”

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Are You Reading Too Much?

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I ran across and interesting quote by Albert Einstein the other day.
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
~ Albert Einstein
This isn’t exactly the best known quote by Einstein and I doubt many teachers quote this to their students. Reading is generally a good thing, but if it starts becoming a substitute for thinking on your own it can hold you back from reaching your potential.

This quote touches on a problem that holds many people back from actually accomplishing things. It is easy to spend so much time researching that you never actually execute. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read, do research and try to learn from others, but at some point you have to decide that you’ve gather enough data and the time has come to do something. That may be starting your own business, writing a book or even repainting your living room. You have a very finite lifespan. Some people send their life preparing for what they want to do without ever actually doing what they want to do.

Sometimes the most helpful situations are the ones that force you to go ahead and do something by removing the option to try to collect more information.

Job's New Job

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

10 Stubborn Food Myths That Just Won’t Die, Debunked by Science

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Myth 1: Never Use Wooden Cutting Boards with Meat

Unfortunately, there's a great deal of research that disputes this notion. One of the most famous studies was conducted at the University of California: Davis, by Dean O. Cliver, Ph.D of the UC-Davis Food Safety Laboratory. His research points out that there's no significant antibacterial benefit from using a plastic cutting board over a wood one. He notes that even if you apply bacteria to a wooden cutting board, its natural properties cause the bacteria to pass through the top layer of the wood and settle inside, where they're very difficult to bring out unless you split the board open.

This rule, one that I myself have repeated, comes from the notion that using a wooden cutting board will result in tiny scratches and cuts from your knife, and if you use that cutting board with meat-especially raw meat-that all those meat juices will settle into those tiny cuts in the board, and no matter how much you scrub, those germs aren't coming out. The point has even been made by people as esteemed as Alton Brown. The solution is to use plastic cutting boards, which can be dishwashed and sanitized, and therefore must be safer, right? more

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Top EPL Cheats

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There have been and currently are many players who have been branded ‘cheats’ in the Premier League, some deservedly more than others. There are those cheats who seem to get away with it most of the time and those who are singled out and vilified by opposition fans.

So what constitutes cheating in football? In my opinion the title of ‘cheat’ should go to those players who dive, deliberately aim to get an opposing player sent off, deliberately set out to injure a fellow player or feign injury.

So bearing that in mind here and in no particular order are my Top 5 Premier League cheats, past and present:

Robert Pires (former Arsenal and Aston Villa midfielder) – The hugely talented Frenchman used to wow the crowd at the old Highbury with some wonderful skills and a countless number of goals. But Pires created a reputation for himself as a diver and there were many examples of this that he would not too proud to watch back today.

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Shit Lookalikes

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Andy Schurrle & Freddie Mercury

Thursday, October 20, 2011

It’s official: Learning languages makes you smarter

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Academics from Newcastle and York universities say that Education Secretary Michael Gove’s statement that learning languages makes people smarter has a sound scientific basis.

The language we speak represents the world in a certain way. For instance, the English language teaches us that pink is not the same colour as red, and grey is not the same as black, whereas blue is just one colour, regardless of its lightness.

But different languages represent the world differently. For instance, in Italian there are two colours corresponding to the English blue: celeste is light (literally: sky-coloured) blue, and blu is dark blue, similar to the distinction between pink and red. So when an English speaker learns Italian he must learn to think about colours differently in order to use the correct word.

Professor Vivian Cook, Newcastle University (pictured), and Dr Benedetta Bassetti, University of York, are editors of Language and Bilingual Cognition (Psychology Press, 2011) and have spent several years investigating the benefits of knowing two languages.

“We already knew that learning another language improves our knowledge of our mother tongue, and thanks to the work of Professor Ellen Bialystok and others, we also knew that bilingualism has positive effects on the brain at both ends of life,” said Professor Cook.

“Young children develop theory of mind earlier if they know two languages, and in older people, bilingualism can postpone the onset of dementia.”
However, the researchers wanted to take this a step further to see if knowing two specific languages could actually be a form of ‘mind-training’, and discovered that much research shows that being bilingual did literally change the way people see the world.

Early last century linguist Benjamin Whorf was the first to say that western languages make us see reality in a set way, and therefore learning other languages could be beneficial because it would free our minds from such linguistic constraints.

The positive effects of bilingualism are largely due to the fact that learning a new language involves embracing new concepts that are not represented in our own mother tongue, or are different in the two languages. “If I ask you to think of ‘lunch’, you’ll probably think about a sandwich with crisps,” explained Dr Bassetti. “If I ask an Italian to think of pranzo - Italian for ‘lunch’ - he’ll think of a dish of pasta followed by meat and vegetables.”

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

KACAU!! Biar Betoooool...

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Jika kau marhaen macam aku, kau patut bersyukur.
Sebab kita kais pagi, makan t/hari.
Kais petang, untuk makan malam.

Kita bukan bangsawan. Bukan golongan aristokrat.
Kita tiada kuasa. Kita tiada kuasa yg boleh memabukkan.

Kita marhaen tidak akan lupa diri.
Semoga sampai mamposlah kita tidak akan menjual harga diri, bangsa dan agama.

~Libang Libu~

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Miracle of Bahasa Indonesia and Arabic

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Nikolaos van Dam / Jakarta Post
October 13, 2011


It has always been the dream and wish of many Arabs that everyone should speak the same classical Arabic. Arabic dialects are considered by some Arab linguists to be a degenerate form of the language of the Koran, or of the Arabic supposedly spoken by the Prophet Muhammad.

In reality, however, Arabic dialects have always existed, even during the time of the Prophet Muhammad. It would actually have been an anomaly if the Arabian Peninsula would have been a homogeneous linguistic area.

For it is only normal that there are regional varieties in languages spoken over a larger territory. The Arabic of the Qur'an, therefore, was one of many varieties, also in the past. Language variations that existed at the time of the rise of Islam are even reflected in minor differences in readings of the Qur'an.

The Arab Islamic armies coming from the Arabian Peninsula and conquering Greater Syria and Mesopotamia, as well as North Africa, all brought their particular dialects with them, and they and their descendants “Arabized” the populations in the conquered regions in their own particular ways. Arabic dialects subsequently developed separately, growing further apart also as a result of language mingling with the various languages then spoken in the conquered territories; the highly diverse Arabic language of today is its natural result.

Among Arab nationalists, the ideal continues to be that all Arabs should speak the same classical language variety. The reality is, however, that nobody speaks classical Arabic, or modern, standard Arabic, as a mother tongue, be it at home or in other informal social environments. It would be unrealistic, therefore, to expect that classical Arabic will ever become the unified social language of the Arabs, which it has never been. Nevertheless, this desire remains of undiminished central importance as a unifying factor for the Arab world.

The development of Indonesian, (originally Malay), has historically been rather different from that of Arabic. A century ago, Malay was spoken only by a minority in the territory, which today constitutes the Republic of Indonesia. Less than 10 percent of the population spoke Malay as their natural, mother tongue; it was a majority language in particular parts of Sumatra only. From there, and from the Malaysian Peninsula, or the “Malay motherland” in the wider sense, it spread via tradesmen to limited areas elsewhere in the Indonesian archipelago where, over the centuries, it developed as a kind of traders’ lingua franca (Melayu pasar). It was only during the 1920s that Malay started to be developed into a new standard language, which was later named Bahasa Indonesia.

The initially somewhat artificial language was based on the former official language used in the royal correspondence of the Malay Johor-Riau Kingdom. This formal language, which was not a spoken, daily language like the Malay dialect of the Riau area, was further developed, initially by Dutch colonial linguists like Van Ophuijsen.

At a later stage, Indonesian nationalist linguists started playing an important role, some with a Sumatran Minangkabau Malay background, like Sutan Takdir Alisjahbana, as well as Indonesians from other regions. It resulted in a very successful example of “language planning”; it was a miracle that this language, originally labeled General Cultivated Malay, became, within a century, the official language all over Indonesia, from Sabang to Merauke.

It was a new language in the sense that it had not generally been written, let alone spoken, in this form in Indonesia before the Sumpah Pemuda, or Youth Pledge, of Oct. 28, 1928, or before the end of the Dutch colonial era. The language succeeded in attaining the strong position of a unifying language for most Indonesians.

Although it had apparently been the official intention to teach everyone the same standard Bahasa Indonesia, in practice various forms of colloquial Indonesian dialects developed as well. Malay dialects, which had already been spoken previously, remained relatively unaffected. Jakartan Indonesian developed into the most prominent and prestigious dialect. (It should be noted that Jakartan is not the same as Betawi, which is a much older Malay dialect spoken in Jakarta, formerly Batavia).

In theory, there had been the possibility for Bahasa Indonesia to achieve the ideal, which many Arabs had envisaged for their language, namely to have everyone speak one single official language as a mother tongue. In practice, however, things did not work out that way. This was probably also the result of the fact that teachers of Indonesian mixed the official language with regional elements of their own languages, or with their various Malay dialects.

Having studied only the official form of Bahasa Indonesia, I was surprised to discover that it is nowhere spoken spontaneously in its pure form as a home language or mother tongue. The differences between Bahasa Indonesia and the so-called dialects, whether considered “slang” or not, are generally big enough for non-Indonesians (who only know the official Indonesian) to not fully understand varieties of informal language. Conversely, something similar applies to less educated Indonesians, who may have difficulty in completely understanding the official language.

Is this a negative phenomenon? I think it just reflects the reality that dialects tend to develop next to an official language, and will almost inevitably keep existing alongside it.

This phenomenon, called diglossia, is known to exist in many countries, and as such, is to be perceived as a very normal thing, although this fact is not always recognized or acknowledged. Next to Bahasa Indonesia and a variety of colloquial Indonesian, there are also many Indonesians who know a regional language, such as Javanese, Sundanese or one of the other hundreds of local languages. In a language situation of this sort, we might even have to speak of triglossia, or even multiglossia. For instance, Javanese Indonesians are expected to be able to switch between three varieties, depending on the social context.

There is not much that can be done against diglossia or triglossia, or even multiglossia, except for — in the Indonesian case — creating a strong awareness that a high-level Bahasa Indonesia should be taught in schools and other educational institutions, with the message that it is a very beautiful and sophisticated form of Indonesian, which has played a vital role in uniting the people of Indonesia. This unifying role deserves to be well maintained, just as is the case with Arabic.

Language purists tend to want to enforce certain formal language forms. They can never dictate, however, what people speak at home, and efforts to impose their linguistic standards may even help create a dislike for the official language. What they, and others, can do, however, is to stimulate a strong affection for Bahasa Indonesia in such a way that the people of Indonesia will like to also speak this language in their daily lives.

* The writer is a former ambassador of the Netherlands to Indonesia (2005-2010), as well as to Germany, Turkey, Egypt and Iraq. A fully updated edition of his best-known book, The Struggle for Power in Syria, was published recently. He studied Arabic and Indonesian language and literature at Leiden University in the Netherlands.

Recognising the Closeness Between Christians and Muslims

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Dicedok dari: Michael Thomas/IDS
August 4, 2011

The French film "Des Hommes et Des Dieux" (Of Gods and Men), is the best film of the year.

It thoroughly examines religion and fanaticism, and it is especially timely in the wake of the terrorist attacks in Oslo committed by a professed Christian.

It is the true story of French monks who were murdered in Algeria in the 1990s during a period of civil unrest. The brothers decided to stay in their small town, even at great personal risk. Pressures to leave the little town surrounded the monks.

Their love for the Muslim people around them and their unwillingness to fear the tyranny of death were the chief motivations to stay. And stay they did. The film is a beautiful meditation on love and hope, brotherhood and fidelity. It also demonstrates the potential closeness between Muslims and Christians.

In the film, the Catholic brothers and priests are invited to Muslim religious celebrations and consulted in times of trial. One of the brothers is a doctor for impoverished Muslims in the community, and young people from the town help the monks with their gardens.

In the village of Tibhirine, between Muslim citizen and Catholic monk, there is mutual love. The Quran is quoted in the film to the same effect: “The nearest to the faithful are those who say ‘We are Christians.’ That is because there are priests and monks among them and because they are free of pride.”

The identity of the brothers’ killers is still a mystery. Some speculate they died at the hands of Muslim religious fanatics. Others argue the monks were murdered by the state. I would have to side with the second suggestion.

Local military leaders hate the monks for their willingness to treat wounded terrorists and for their unwillingness to allow military protection in their monastery. However, Muslim terrorists who broke into the monastery for medical supplies left the monks in a spirit of fellowship and respect. Muslims and Christians are not enemies. Muslims and Christians are together enemies of violence and hatred.

They are both the enemies of secularism. When the French Abbot was threatened by a Muslim terrorist, he quoted the passage above from the Quran.

In other words, he was not dismissing Islam as violent, but calling this Muslim man to live his own religion more faithfully. The two parted unharmed.

The terrorists in the film were responsible for violence, certainly. They did so because they did not live up to their own creed: that of the state.

Whenever secular military leaders committed violence, they did live up to their creed. Anders Behring Breivik recently murdered people in the name of Christianity in Oslo. He did not behave as a Christian in the same way that Muslim terrorists in Tibhirine did not behave as Muslims.

Rather, these violent actions committed in the name of two great faiths are perversions of their teachings. Instead of dismissing all religious people as fanatics — or religion as breeding fanaticism — it is better to recognize that some fanatics happen to consider themselves to be religious.

This remains true­ whether you’re in Norway or Algeria, or whether you call yourself a Muslim or a Christian. What is more powerful than any violence is the love these religions have brought to the world.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

10 Most Impressive EPL Players thus Far

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No. 10. Gabriel Agbonlahor, Aston Villa: Looked completely washed-up last season due to the prominence of Villa’s Bent/Downing/Young attacking triumvirate. Restored to the side after seeing his competition flogged over the summer, Gabby has already scored more in seven games this season (4) than he managed during the whole of the last campaign (3). The rest are here...

The Circus That Is TEVEZ and the Good News He Is Coming To Malaysia

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In the words of Didier Drogba, "you are a f@#!$&g disgrace!"

Tevez is a good player. Hardworking and he risks his balls on the pitch. Small wonder he is the favourite to the stands. Be it at the Old Trafford or Maine Road.

But recent development has created a furore in the footballing fraternity. Some people in England are baying for his blood.

Scholes knows better, been there done that. He has sympathy for Tevez and he knows how it feels to be given  a turn-around by the gaffer. Tevez was City's top scorer last season, but why is he warming the bench these days? He is a world class footballer and every world class footballer wants to play no matter how many tons of money they have. Was Mancini trying to get back to Tevez for handing a transfer request previously?

Tevez has been gagged from speaking to the press, fined two weeks' wages and the possibility of being banished to train with the reserves like Robbie Savage opines. That will punish him to the core.

Neil Warnock wants him out of England. That's it, Tevez wins. Ha ha ha. And he can play in Malaysia!!

And he can see majestically built but empty stadiums purposely constructed to pay hefty electricity bills. He can get his arse sore laughing knowing a stadium roof collapsed months after completion. And he can enjoy playing in the rain because our pitch will be like a 'sawah padi' due to poor drainage.

Worse, he will scratch his head knowing that football here is governed by people who got nothing to do at all with football. People who are better rest in the armchair at home scratching their scrotum! Ha ha ha!!

~Libang Libu~

Top 10 Football Superstitions

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10) Gary Lineker
The jug-eared former penalty box predator and BBC TV's face of the World Cup never, ever struck a ball towards goal during the pre-match warm-up, fearing it would 'use up all his good shots'.

9) John Terry
The Chelsea captain has revealed that he has “about 50” superstitions, which include listening to the same Usher CD, using the same urinal at Stamford Bridge and taking the same seat on the Chelsea team bus. He also claims to have used the same shinpads throughout his career before he misplaced them after a Champions League tie with Barcelona in 2005. "Those shin-pads had got me to where I was in the game,” Terry revealed.

8) Roy Hodgson
Baggies boss Hodgson claims that during a winning run he would wear the same clothes, right down to his socks and underpants. Woy's stint at Liverpool turned out to be one of the most expensive of his career as he was forced to get a new suit for virtually every game.

7) David James
As befits a goalkeeper, England's current No.1 has a couple of odd pre-match 'must dos'. Bristol City's resident artist and philosopher has admitted to not speaking to anyone before kick-off. as well as waiting for the urinals to empty of players before he enters and spits on the wall. Classy.

6) Bobby Moore
England's 1966 World Cup winning skipper would never put his shorts on until the rest of the team had done so. His fellow West Ham and Three Lions colleague Martin Peters caught onto Moore's unique superstition and would wait for him to put on his shorts... before then dropping his own. Moore responded by removing his shorts once again and waiting patiently for Peters to pull his up. Footballers, eh? Such larks...

5) Malvin Kamara
Former Huddersfield striker Kamara recently conceded that in an attempt to maintain his goalscoring form, he would watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to “get him in the right mood.” After netting a less than impressive three goals in 45 appearances, the player was released and now plays his football for non-league AFC Guiseley. Maybe give James and the Giant Peach a try Malvin?

4) Romeo Anconetani
Former Pisa president Romeo Anconetani, renowned for his eccentric ways, had an unusual pre-match superstition. Before every one of his side’s games the Italian would throw salt onto the pitch. And the bigger the game, the more salt he would throw. In one particularly important match against local rivals Cesena, Anconetani distributed a staggering 26kg of salt on the pitch. Maybe the Wembley groundsman should try it?

3) Neil Warnock
During a winning run, the QPR gaffer will stop his car at every set of traffic lights on his way home. Even if they are green. You'd be thrilled if you were following him home, wouldn't you?

2) Sergio Goycochea
Former Argentinian goalkeeper Goycochea will be best remembered for how he dealt with the dreaded penalty shoot-out. The South American stopper would urinate on the pitch to calm himself before the commencement of the spot-kicks. He said: “If you have any natural urges, you have to go on the field. I was very subtle and nobody complained.”

1) Carlos Bilardo - The Nuttest!
If you thought Argentina legend Diego Maradona was bonkers, then how about this from one of his predecessors as coach of the national team. Bilardo guided the Albiceleste to World Cup glory in 1986 in remarkable fashion. He banned his players from eating chicken, believing it brought bad luck, carried a statue of the Virgin Mary to every match and insisted that newlywed brides were the key to success. And they were among the more normal of his superstitions...

During the group stages in Mexico, the Argentinian bus broke down on their way to a match - resulting in the team having to take taxis to the game. The Argentinians duly won, resulting in Bilardo making a direct correlation between the mode of transport and the victory. And that meant the team continued to flag down taxis before each game for the rest of the tournament.

But Bilardo's bonkers beliefs didn't end when he left international management. During his time as coach of Estudiantes La Plata in 2003, a Brazilian woman wished him good luck ahead of a crucial game. After winning the match 4-1, Bilardo then instructed club officials to track down the woman before each game, and he would call her in order to secure any luck that might be going spare.

Minted Pea: CHICHARITO Agrees New Deal

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Manchester United have handed Javier Hernandez a new five-year contract worth a reported £80,000 a week.

The young Mexican striker had been linked with Real Madrid after a sensational debut season at Old Trafford, which saw him score 20 goals.

However, the man dubbed Chicharito has now agreed the new deal which moves him into the higher rank of earners at the champions, and commits his long-term future to United.

Luis "La F**king Pistolero" SUAREZ

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Look-alike. Suarez is a centre-forward who plays for Liverpool.

Evra: Suarez racially abused me

Patrice Evra last night accused Liverpool striker Luis Suarez of ­racially abusing him.

The FA have confirmed they have launched an investigation into the Manchester United star’s allegations.

Evra claims that Suarez called him a racially offensive name “at least 10 times” during the 1-1 draw with ­Liverpool at Anfield.

An FA spokesman said: “The FA have been made aware of an incident that is alleged to have occurred during the Liverpool versus ­Manchester United ­fixture at Anfield. Read more...

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Lionel Messi & Bojan Krkic Are Distant Cousins

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Apparently it’s ‘common knowledge’ that Lionel Messi and former Barca striker Bojan Krkic (now of Roma) are related somewhere back along the line, but those plucky bods over in the genealogy research department of Catalan newspaper Segre have been busying themselves, tracing the lineage of both players and have now put their finger on just what the relationship is between the pair.

This ‘ere is the rag’s findings – in time-honoured ‘family tree’ format…

It seems that Messi and Bojan’s great-great-grandfathers were brothers in the Catalan village of Pla d’Urgell in the middle of the 19th century, thus making them distant cousins of one form or another – put it this way, it’s probably important that they don’t mate any time soon.

More over, does this prove the existence of the mystical ‘Barca DNA’? Maybe Xavi wasn’t being such a complete cock all along vis-a-vis Cesc Fabregas? Maybe the gene pool at that club is actually shallower than a chance meeting between Paris Hilton and Jordan at the shallow end of the world’s shallowest swimming pool?

Or maybe he was just being a cock.