Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Tak Paham ENGLISH

Jangan bawak si 'dara' ini ke Melaka, nanti kena tibai!

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 27 — Virgin Group founder Sir Richard Branson has called on the Malaysian prime minister to intervene in Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s sodomy trial, calling the issue “a thorn” in Malaysia’s otherwise good reputation.

“If you’re a bold leader, you should get rid of things like this which are damaging your reputation,” he said today Read more at Malaysian Insider

Ini la editor paper Melayu..

Kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang buncit petang.. thee he he

Malam dah tak mau kais, suruh orang kaiskan.. itu sebab bebal.. suka orang tongkatkan..thee he he

Membaca malas.. dah la malas, haram satu apa tak paham.. tapi berlagak pakai spek itam..thee he he

Bandingkan laporan Berbahasa Inggeris diatas dgn laporan Berbahasa Melayu dibawah..thee he he

Kalau macam ni, semua orang nak jadi editor..

Dapat jugak pegang teloq Rais! GA GA GAAAAA GAAAA GAAAA!!!



KUALA LUMPUR 27 Sept. – Bilionair dan usahawan terkenal dunia, Sir Richard Branson menyelar sikap bekas Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim sebagai perosak kepada imej dan iklim pelaburan negara.

Beliau yang juga pengasas Kumpulan Virgin berkata, iklim pelaburan Malaysia di peringkat antarabangsa amat menggalakkan tetapi beberapa isu perlu ditangani agar tidak menjejaskan reputasi negara di kalangan pelabur asing. - Baca la lagi kat Utusan

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S'PORE Mana Mau Rugi

Colin Tan from Malaysian Chronicle

(TODAY) — Politically it is a win-win deal. However, since the governments of Singapore and Malaysian announced on Monday their agreement to a land swap to end a two-decade long stalemate over the Malayan Railway (KTM) land issue, many have been asking which country emerged better off — commercially?

Potong 'anu' laaa.. kalau Singapore sanggup rugi..

Potong 'buah' sekali laaaa.. kalau Singapore boleh dikitai2, dikecek2..

Tanah asal diambik, diganti dgn tanah baru yg lain, ditempat lain.. thee he he

Tanah yg baru ini pulak akan dimajukan bunyinya.., secara berkongsi! thee he he

60%-40%... thee he he bijak laksana!!

Apa hal pulak bagi dia 40%... ngapa bangang sangat.. tanah yang baru tu tu ikut suka kita la nak projek apa pun..

Kenapa kene kecek dgn Spore sampai mcm gini sekali.. thee he he

Kat Spore ramai China Doll, Pussycat Doll, Ulan Bator Doll kaaaaa...



The swap involves three plots of railway land in Tanjong Pagar, Kranji and Woodlands, and another three in Bukit Timah.

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Harapkan Penan, PENAN Makan PENAN

Ini bukan amoi Penan. Tapi nama dia Catherine Penan Rolle.

MIRI, 26 SEPTEMBER, 2010: A police report has been lodged against a Penan headman and two other men for allegedly withdrawing without consent a government compensation payment of about RM200,000 supposedly for former Long Wat villagers near the Murum hydroelectric project in Belaga.

Dasar mengisi tembolok sendiri..thee he he

Masing2 orang susah, tengok la kebajikan kaum sendiri..thee he he

Bukan kapur duit kaum sendiri..thee he he

Nak kapur, pergi kapur duit Taib Mahmud..thee he he

9 generasi Penan makan tak habis..thee he he

Ini yg dikapur RM200,000.. bukan byk mana ..thee he he

Beli ikan masin.. beli Carlsberg joli sana sini.. 2 minggu habis la duit tu

Kalau nak bangang, panjat la pokok dan berbanganglah sorang2 atas pokok..thee hehe he

Kecewa Bruno Manser.


Patrick Tinggang Wan, one of the claimants for the compensation, lodged the report at the Miri Central Police Station here today.

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No BALLS No THROPIES

"IT'S unexplainable," lamented Arsene Wenger. "I don't recognise my team."Well, we do, mate. It's all too familiar. Dodgy keeper, full-backs beaten down the line, hesitant central defenders, no bite in midfield and a lightweight centre-forward.

Dodgy keeper, full-backs beaten down the line, hesitant central defenders, no bite in midfield and a lightweight centre-forward.

But no muscle, no machismo, no balls when the going gets tough.

No Untouchables. No Manchester United or Chelsea killer instinct.

Aaahhhh... all too familiar. No thropies.


Not to forget, of course, the usual excuse from those Gooners who can still be bothered to use it - injuries.

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Rempit Sikit Pun Tak Boleh?


KUALA TERENGGANU - Inspector-General of Police Ismail Omar has issued an order for the police to give serious attention to tackling the problem of "mat rempit" (illegal motorcycle racers).


Ini isu lapuk..thee he he tak settle lagi ka? dulu putera Ameno suda kasi tolong?

Lepas ni isu Mat Bohjan ..thee he he tau dah..

Lepas Mat Bohjan, isu Minah Bohsia pulak...

Apa la sangat jumlah saman kat mamat2 ni..thee he he habis kuat RM300, lepas rayuan tinggal RM50..

Pergi la operasi Mat BMW, Mat Merc, Mat Volvo.. baru masyuuuuk..

Dengan suku sakat ikan bilis bukan main berani..

Usik la kaum kerabat ikan jerung, apppa ra woi!!!

"Now, policemen are confronted with violence by a group of people who do not respect the law," he told reporters at an Aidilfitri celebration at the Terengganu police headquarters, here Sunday.

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Bill Gate's Hero

by David A. Kaplan

Sal Khan, you can count Bill Gates as your newest fan.

Gates is a voracious consumer of online education. This past spring a colleague at his small think tank, bgC3, e-mailed him about the non-profit khanacademy.org, a vast digital trove of free mini-lectures all narrated by Khan, an ebullient, articulate Harvard MBA and former hedge fund manager.

Gates replied within minutes. "This guy is amazing," he wrote. "It is awesome how much he has done with very little in the way of resources."

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