Business As Usual: Clean Sheet

3 nil

Scorer: Berbatov (33)

Scorer: Fletcher (41)

Scorer: Giggs (85)

Dimitar Berbatov sent Manchester United on their way to a comfortable win over Newcastle United as the Red Devils began their Barclays Premier League campaign in style.

Berbatov took full advantage of a probing through-ball from Paul Scholes to break the Magpies defences in the 33rd minute.

'Joey Barton says he won't lose the moustache until Newcastle win. Hence, for the next few months, he will be known as Andriy Aren'tshavin'

Bonking BONKING

'..but more importantly, he is worried that if he denies it then we would bring out another allegation of an affair, this time involving him and Datuk Azailiza binti Mohd Ahad, the Head of the International Affairs Division of the Attorney General’s Chambers.

Yes, everyone knows about this affair. It is no secret. The AG and Azailiza make frequent trips overseas together and, to save the taxpayers’ some money, they share a hotel room rather than book separate rooms.

Aiyah! Prosecution star witness Saiful Bukhari Azlan bonking DPP Farah Azlina Latif. Then Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak aide Khairil Annas Jusoh bonking Saiful Bukhari Azlan. And now the AG himself bonking Head of International Affairs Division Azailiza Mohd Ahad.

There appears to be a hell of a lot of bonking going on in the Palace of Justice..'

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Sebelah Kaki Hakim Dah Ada Dalam NERAKA?

Dari blog lailaGMI

Orang ramai yang mengikuti berita berhubung bekas tahanan ISA, Abdul Malek Hussin dan menganggapnya sebagai manusia paling malang di Malaysia , memang tidak boleh persalahkan.

Nasib malangnya itu bermula pada akhir tahun 1998 apabila dia ditahan selama 57 hari mengikut ISA yang menafikannya sebarang hak untuk dibicarakan bagi mendapatkan keadilan yang sewajarnya.

Sepanjang 57 hari ditahan, Abdul Malek didera secara mental dan fizikal. Malah dia mendakwa pernah dipaksa minum air kencing oleh polis yang menjaga beliau. Kes itu telah dibicarakan dimahkamah dengan saksi-saksi dipanggil dan semua mengaku pernah melakukan perbuatan itu keatas Malik.

FAST Healthily During RAMADAN

With the month of Ramadan upon us it is useful to look at ways of trying to maintain a healthy diet whilst fasting. Fasting for 12 to 24 hours or more can lead to dizziness and fatigue and a lowering of metabolic rate as a means of conserving calories or energy. Here are some simple guidelines to make sure that your diet remains balanced and healthy during this fasting period:

1. Don't skip breakfast (Sahoor)
2. Eat a wide variety of foods
3. Be aware of your cooking methods
4. Avoid taking in too much salt
5. Make healthy changes to recipes
6. Remember your fruits and vegetables
7. Drink sufficient fluid

Jamie 'Mr Liverpool' Carragher

Jamie Carragher, who the club’s official website refer to as ‘Mr Liverpool’, has named his all time XI, rating Roy Keane ahead of Steven Gerrard.

“Talking of Roy Keane, I’d have him alongside Souey at the heart of midfield,” said Carragher. “The Man United skipper may be a little short of Souness in the passing department but he has so much drive, he can get forward into the box to score vital goals, and he can also put his foot in. And let’s be perfectly honest, the opposition would have trouble imposing their game on Souey and Keano! Obviously Steven Gerrard is a great player and maybe in years to come he can compare to Souness, but I’ve seen videos of Graeme and he was probably more like Roy Keane and Glenn Hoddle rolled into one.”

Jamie's XI : Neville Southall, Cafu, Paolo Maldini, Franco Baresi, Marcel Desailly, Zinedine Zidane, Graeme Souness, Roy Keane, John Barnes, Marco Van Basten and Kenny Dalglish.

DEB dan Cerita Kejayaannya

from,

Merdeka Review

Success story 1 - Hasil didikan MamakKutty

Success story ter'latest' - Taik Jo Lor

More on tycoons and DEB/NEP, read (Here) 


"DEB bermaksud sistem pilih kasih dan naungan orang-orang yang berkuasa." 


"DEB telah sekarang menjadi satu sistem yang korup, tidak mempunyai akauntabiliti kepada rakyat dan diselubungi rahsia"


"pagar yang makan padi. Orang Melayu menaruh harapan kepada UMNO untuk menjaga kepentingan bangsa; tetapi dibawah sistem DEB yang dikorupkan oleh pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO, "


"kerana kononnya, disebabkan judi itu haram, orang Melayu dan kerajaan tidak boleh terlibat dalam penjudian. Tetapi beliau (Vincent Tan) memilih orang Melayu untuk menjadi partner beliau - anak saudara Mahathir "


"Jho selalu kelihatan bersama PM Najib. Semasa pelancaran 1Malaysia Development Fund oleh PM, dia ada; semasa PM bercuti di Monte Carlo tahun lalu, dia ada; dan mereka juga bersama sama di St. Tropez dua minggu lalu."

"Itulah dia - Taik Jho Low, suatu lagi kejayaan Dasar Ekonomi Baru (NEP)."