Thursday, August 5, 2010

Kebal Berpangkat TUN?

Buaya muara Sungai Linggi kebal

Oleh RAIS YEOP JOHARI dan SYED AHMAD ZULKARNAIN SYED ALI
berita@kosmo.com.my

BERITA penemuan bangkai buaya besar tidak mengejutkan orang ramai yang terus mengunjungi Pantai Teluk Kemang, Port Dickson semalam.

SEREMBAN – Jabatan Perlindungan Hidupan Liar dan Taman Negara (Perhilitan) Negeri Sembilan tidak akan menangkap buaya-buaya di muara Sungai Linggi walaupun kehadiran reptilia itu boleh mengancam pengunjung pantai Port Dickson yang hanya berada dua kilometer dari situ.

Tak habis-habis dgn kebal, tak lut.. sikit2 kebal...

Mana ada binatang kebal.. kecuali la setan menyamar jadi buaya.. kalau buaya betul, kena peluru pecah bersepai kepala..thee he he heeee

Mana ada kebal-mebal lagi.. sudah lah, dah beratus tahun orang Melayu percaya ilmu kebal.. try pulak belajar ilmu biologi pulak..thee he heeee

Mana ada kebal lagi.. tak caya tanya Ling Liong Sik..thee he he heee MamakKutty??

MamakKutty dah bagi greenlight... "chek pi bila hangpa panggey chek" Ada BRANI  panggil MamakKutty masuk court??

Ini bukan KEBAL la Dol.. Ini KABEL! gagaagagaga!!! GAGAAGA!!! GA!GA! GA!

Pengarahnya, Ishak Muhamad berkata, standard operasi jabatan itu ialah mereka hanya boleh menangkap buaya itu jika ia terlepas dari kawasan habitatnya di sungai tersebut dan masuk ke perairan Port Dickson.

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Bring My FIBERGLASS Home

Arsenal Skipper Cesc Fabregas' Family Upset With Barcelona's Inability To Acquire Their Target - Report
Aug 4, 2010 7:44:00 AM


Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas' family are reportedly unhappy with Barcelona for their inability to sign the Gunner.

The 23-year-old midfielder has been linked with a move back to the Catalan club with the player himself having previously admitted that he would go to Camp Nou if he were to leave north London.

Barca, for their part, made a very public chase in the hope of taking the Spain international into their fold, with previous reports maintaining that manager Pep Guardiola had even spoken to the player during the World Cup 2010.

However, Arsenal have so far remained resolute in their stance, and it is believed that the Spanish giants may have turned their attention elsewhere owing to the difficulty in signing their top transfer target.

Now The Daily Mail reports that the Fabregas family may have even spoken to president Sandro Rosell, imploring him to push harder to ensure that the potential deal reaches fruition.

The player's father has on more than one occasion expressed a desire to see his son wear the Catalan colours.

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Berita HARAM BEJADAH

Datuk nafsu haiwan

Oleh Alias Abd Rani
lias@hmetro.com.my
2010/08/05

BETONG: Perbuatan keji seorang datuk bernafsu haiwan yang sering ‘meratah’ cucu perempuannya berusia 13 tahun terbongkar selepas gadis sunti berkenaan berubah sikap secara mendadak apabila dia enggan pulang dari asrama sekolah ke rumah nenek yang menjaganya pada hujung minggu lalu.

Inilah Harian Metro.. paper mutakhir, paper dgn latest news!

Dengan majoriti pembaca Melayu beragama Islam.. inilah Metro pemacu berita sensasi dan terkini..

Dan juga berita yang gampang2 dan harambejadah2 belaka..

Alias Abd Rani ni dah kering idea sangat..otak dah beku.. jalan mudah, siarkan berita2 berlendir..

Lagi sadis lagi bagus.. minggu depan buat berita Datuk tala ikan kembung pulak..

Apa ni... kenapa bangang sangat ni.. merosakkan pemikiran budak darjah 3.. appa ni..

Kalau mamat Alias ni voyeur..voyeur lah sorang2.. jgn lah suruh budak darjah 3 bervoyeur sama..

Perubahan sikap itu menimbulkan perasaan curiga ibu kanak-kanak berkenaan lalu menyelidik lebih mendalam sebelum membongkar rahsia pelajar terbabit sering menjadi habuan nafsu buas datuk tirinya.

Lebih memilukan apabila nenek remaja itu sendiri didakwa turut bersekongkol dengan merahsiakan perbuatan suaminya berusia 40-an yang meratah tubuh mangsa sejak lima tahun lalu.

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Chair=Bangku, Man=Orang tua, Part TWO

Published: Thursday August 5, The Star


Chairman Part 1


Bankrupt Felda accusation ploy to fish for votes, says Yusof Noor

KUALA TERENGGANU Bernama: Claims by some irresponsible people that Felda was bankrupt, was aimed at fishing votes from settlers, said Felda chairman Tan Sri Dr Mohd Yusof Noor.

Pakatan kata Felda dah bengkrap..

Kalau Pakatan menipu, saman la bilion-bilion..thee he he heeee

Saman la, lekas la saman.. 

Atuk ni bukak mulut pasal Tanjung Leman pala bana hapa..thee he he

Makcik Felda tak mau tau kat Tanjung Leman ada berapa ribu bilik..Makcik Felda tak tau pun Tanjung Leman kat mana..thee he heee

Tanjung Leman tu kat sebelah kampung Chairman ke..?



Mohd Yusof said due to the irresponsible accusations, Felda had to explain the actual status to foreign business partners.

"We had to explain the matter to our business partners in India, Pakistan, China, South Africa and United States because they were concerned with such news," he told reporters.

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Dearest Paul. Not The Calamari

“A kiss on the lips from Nev is worth it any time after a winner against City!”



After Paul Scholes scored that late winner against City last season, Gary Neville did what any proper red would, and showed his feelings in their shining glory. He grabbed Scholes by the face and kissed him on the lips but has had to put up with some stick as a consequence.

“A few people have given me a bit of stick,” said Neville. “But I’ve spoken to a lot of my mates, who said they’d have done exactly the same if they’d been able to get to him! I was just so happy.”

O’Shea has confirmed that people having be ribbing Neville and offers his sympathy to Scholes.
“Nev did get some stick for that, but poor Scholesy couldn’t do much, could he?” confirmed John O’Shea. “He was the poor victim who tried to push him off, but it was too late. That’s Gaz for you. I don’t think it was for his benefit, mind you. I think it was to make the City fans feel that little bit angrier!”

But what about the poor victim, Scholes?
“A kiss on the lips from Nev is worth it any time after a winner against City!” he said.

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