Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Baeek Punyo PUISI


Surat Cinta Buat Perdana Menteri

Buat Datuk Seri yang sedang bercuti,
bercuti pula di luar negeri,
doa semoga diselamat Ilahi,
bahagia bersama anak isteri.

Datuk Seri yang sedang bercuti,
bercuti di mana tidak diketahui,
sedang rakyat susah sana sini,
datuk pula bercuti di luar negeri.

Cuti-cuti Malaysia kempen diberi,
rakyat jelata jangan membaziri,
semua ada di Malaysia ku cintai,
tapi Datuk Seri bercuti di luar negeri.

Tatkala Datuk sedang romantis bercuti,
hadiah 5 dalam 1 telah diberi,
minyak gula dan gas ditarik subsidi,
katanya, bukan harga dinaiki,
tapi penyelarasan subsidi.

Rakyat kampung diam sepi,
memikir apa makna penyelarasan subsidi,
sedang kabinet tersenyum hepi,
rakyat telah ditipu lagi,
sedang PM bercuti di luar negeri.

FDI merudum diam la diri,
Tib-tiba adik Datuk Seri bagi pendapat sendiri,
apa dia tau hanya ceo CIMB,
nak jadi juru cakap Datuk Seri,
kepimpinan dinasti Najib al-Maliki.

Tembelang PKFZ sudah dijumpai,
Cina MCA kepala pencuri,
sedang Umno ditipu lagi,
rakyat pula terus dibodohi,
tapi Datuk Seri bahagia bercuti,
bercuti pula di luar negeri.

Sedang PAS DAP bersatu hati,
Umno terus mencemburui,
perpaduan Melayu jadi misi,
tapi PAS serik ditipu lagi.
Sedang rakyat sengsara hati,
merasa tawarnya kopi,
naik basikal mencari rezeki,
dapur kayu membakar api,

Sedang Datuk Seri pergi bercuti.
Curi pasir menjadi-jadi,
Selangor Penang ditunding jari,
apabila sudah kaya si kroni,
maka RTM tv3 mula mensensasi,
sedang ini projek Umno beri,
rakyat tersilap marah PKR DAP.
Pening sudah rakyat memerhati,
sosial ekonomi tak menjadi,
termenunglah mak cik siti,
menunggu pencen arwah suami,
300 sebulan menggigit jari.

Rakyat terus memerhati,
melihat kerakusan kabinet Datuk Seri,
gila talak tidak sudah lagi,
cukup Perak, Penang Selangor dimimpi,
tapi rakyat tidak bodoh lagi,

Datuk Seri pergilah bercuti.
Pulang nanti membawa isteri,
jangan dilupa duit rakyat beri,
akan dituntut suatu hari nanti,
untung rugi tanggung sendiri,
jangan dikata rakyat tak mengenang budi.

Wahai Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri,
jasamu ku kenang sampai ke mati,
tukar kerajaan bukun kerana sakit hati,
tapi amalan demokrasi jadi tradisi,
cukuplah parti perdana menteri,
cap kopi kapal api tidak diminati.
Kerajaan baru bakal dinanti,
kita lihat dan perhati,
revolusi dan transformasi bakal direalisasi,
Malaysia tercinta terus memacu ekonomi.

Sekian dari suara hati,
jangan disekat dengan akta menteri,
moga terus kekal ukhuwah ini,
Salam revolusi dari rakyat Datuk Seri,
Pakatan Rakyat membawa transformasi.

Infinitikasih,
Mafraq, Jordan.

One BLOODY EFFING Cooooool Bananas!... thee he he heeeeee

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Ban, Then WHAT?

Ban Polygamy, Prevent Tragedies

Mariam Mokhtar/MsianMirror
Monday, 02 August 2010 15:52

OPINION The High Court found Rosniza Ibrahim not guilty of strangling her two children but ordered her to be sent to a mental hospital. Thirty-year-old Rosniza was suffering from depression when she killed her two sons, aged two and six, in Bayan Lepas in 2007.

Mariam Mokhtar ni mungkin ada hubung-kait dgn Sisters in Islam..

Tak pun kepala bana Sisters in Islam sedara mara dia..

Kalau dalam Sisters in Islam, perempuan pun boleh jadi imam..thee he he

We don't ban polygamy so to prevent tragedies..

The way we don't ban PROTONG to prevent accidents.. PROTONG is well known with its lousy safety features..thee he he the brakes, the tyres, the engines..and what not

"Even better to ride a donkey" - a columnist in a foreign auto magazine..

We don't ban polygamy, after all who are we? But we can discourage people from committing polygamy..

The way we can always discourage people from buying PROTONG..thee he he lousy national 'MamakKutty' car.

Justice Mohd Zaki Mohd Yassin said, “The accused was under serious depression between 2000 and 2007 owing to family problems and with her husband wanting to marry again."

Rosniza’s mental incapacity caused her to remain in isolation, not venturing out of the house, refusing to talk to the neighbours, being confused, losing faith in God and losing confidence in herself.


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HEALTH Pun Kena Declare Sama

Ku Li is all for ministers to declare their wealth

Harakahdaily

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 2: Former Finance minister Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah (left) has thrown his weight behind a proposal by Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) for ministers to declare their assets publicly, describing it as one of "the best statements" by the Commission thus far.

Lantak korang lah, nak declare tak declare..theee he he. Declare pun 1Malaya bukan dapat apa2..bukan boleh menumpang pun..


Tapi 'health' kena lah declare..thee he he penting untuk 1Malaya merancang..


Kalau pembuluh darah sana sini dah tersumbat, bagitau la..declare. Kalau selama ni dok menelan pil biru tigasegi pun declare lah jugak ..thee he he heee

Bukan apa, rakyat 1Malaya ingin tumpang gembira kalau2 ada yang dah nyawa2 ikan..Boleh tolong doakan 'pergi jalan' cepat2...theee he he

Boleh buat p/raya kecil.. boleh pesta-pestaan.. boleh menangguk..boleh meniaga air mineral ..thee he he hee


Lagi pun, bukan senang nak tengok anak badak live in action. 

"I applaud the call by the chief commissioner of the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) Abu Kassim Mohamad for members of the cabinet to declare their assets publicly. This is one of the best statements from the MACC so far,” he said in a blog posting.

Abu Kassim was reported as saying that declaration of assets was vital not only for Cabinet but the judiciary as well in a bid to appease an increasingly sceptical citizenry.


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