Saturday, June 26, 2010

8 Billion Duit FELDA Kena REMBAT

..bukannya FELDA Hilang RM8 bilion.

Kalau sekadar hilang, orang tak kisah.., boleh cari sampai jumpa..thee he he

Barang hilang, lama-lama jumpa balik. Lost-and -found la..thee he he

Ini bukan hilang, ini ghaib! Ghaib kena silap mata..

Kalau betul hilang, tak apa la nak buat macam mana..boleh pakat meraung ramai-ramai..thee he heeee

Tapi aplancau akauntan dibayar gaji ribu-ribu tak reti buat kerja?

Duit 8 bilion dah ghaib kena rembat, kena kapor, kena songlap..thee he heeeee

Tak caya tanya Broheng Ali... GA! GA! GA! GAAAAA!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!



(Harakahdaily) - Datuk Husam Musa mendakwa, rezab tunai Felda telah susut sebanyak RM8 bilion sejak diambil alih Datuk Seri Najib Razak bukannya 2.7 bilion sebagaimana didakwa Datuk Ahmad Maslan.

Ini kerana, susut rezab bukannya jumlah yang ada pada tahun 2004 tolak jumlah yang ada sekarang kerana dalam tempoh tersebut Felda mempunyai pendapatan dan ia hilang bersama dengan kemersosotan yang berlaku.

Husam yang juga Exco pembangunan ekonomi Kelantan itu berhujjah:

a. Baki pada akhir 2009 - RM 1.35 billion.
b. Baki pada akhir 2004 - RM 4.08 billion.

"Antara tempoh 2004 sehingga 2009, adakah Felda tidak menerima apa-apa pembayaran? Semua ladang Felda tak ada hasil dalam tempoh lima tahun itu? Satu sen pun tak masuk?" soalnya.

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Kalau BODOH, Seluk Kocek Gosok Batu

Dzulfikar Mashoor HARAKAH DAILY

KUALA LUMPUR, 25 Jun: Ahli Parlimen Kuala Terengganu, Mohd Abdul Wahid Endut menyifatkan Datuk Ahmad Maslan sebagai ‘bodoh’ kerana mahu menyamannya berhubung isu Felda.

Macam mana boleh dapat title 'Datuk' ni..

Ramai lagi ke 'Datuk' yang bodoh-bodoh..thee hee he

Malu bini kat rumah, suami kena panggil 'bodoh'..

Malu anak nak pergi sekolah, bapak kerja menteri tapi kena panggil 'bodoh'..thee he he

Dalam dewan tak boleh saman menyaman, menyamar boleh la..menyamar jadi Melayu!..thee he heeeeee heee

Ini terpengaruh dgn Broheng Ali la ni.. Broheng menyaman, ikut menyaman..thee he he

Jangan ikut Broheng Ali..thee he he dia memang 'jaguh kampung bodoh' thee he he
(tak caya pergi Rembau)


Bagi Abdul Wahid, kenyataannya di Dewan Rakyat yang mendakwa Felda sebagai ‘peneroka tanah haram’ tidak boleh disaman sebagaimana yang diumumkan oleh Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri itu yang disiarkan Malaysiakini tengah hari tadi.

“Dia ini mungkin ‘bodoh’, macam mana nak saman saya. Saya buat kenyataan itu di Dewan Rakyat,” ujarnya ketika dihubungi Harakahdaily sekejap tadi.

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Is Chinese Penis Really That GOOD?

This is a very interesting read of which  I've stumbled upon at The Nut Graph. Pls click here to go to The Nut Graph or you still can stay on this page and continue your reading.

This article is not glorifying Chinese sexual prowess, far from it. But, it is about the behaviour of some bad apples who give Islam a bad name.

IN part two of stories about those who have encountered the religious police, freelance writer Nabila Nasir, 25, recounts the harassment and extortion she and a now ex-boyfriend experienced at the hands of moral guardians in mid-2007.

The KL-born and raised Nabila says that until today, she has no proof that the man who claimed to be a religious enforcer was really one at all. Eventually, though, Nabila and her then boyfriend were allowed to go free without any charges. In this exclusive phone interview with The Nut Graph on 26 May 2010, she gives a blow by blow account of what happened.

The Nut Graph: Tell us what you were doing before the authorities showed up.

Nabila Nasir: Back then I was dating a Chinese [Malaysian] guy, who was studying in Sydney and came back during his break. He came over to my house one weekday, in Subang, to watch a movie on DVD. After the movie, we went out to have ice cream in Taipan. We were dressed very casually – I didn’t even bring my handphone or IC with me. After ice cream, we drove around and stopped at a park. We kissed a bit, and after five minutes a police car pulled up behind us. This was around 7pm, I guess.

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