Sunday, June 6, 2010

GRAVVY Train Sudah Mari

Buaya mintak makan di Jalan Raja Alang, Kg Baru

KUALA LUMPUR, 5 Jun — Syarikat berkaitan kerajaan (GLC) boleh memainkan peranan membangunkan Kampung Baru bagi memastikan hak pemiliknya terpelihara, kata Tan Sri Elyas Omar. Bekas Datuk Bandar Kuala Lumpur dari 1981 hingga 1992 itu berkata, langkah tersebut adalah lebih baik berbanding cadangan membuka pemilikan tanah kawasan itu kepada bukan…

Laba akan sampai..bau laba sudah merebak..thee he he
Buaya dah terbau bangkai.

Ayam terbau dedak.
Kamalanathan dah tercium tangan Muhyidin..thee he he
Broheng Ali tersengaja cium tangan Hasmah..thee he he
Elyas ini pun apa kurang..thee he he tiba2 muncul.

Duduk lah diam2 makan pencen sambil bayar utang.

GA GA GA GA GA!!! GA! GA!!


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..of Obama and Iran

by Fidel Castro


Two days ago, I said in a few words that imperialism was unable to solve the extremely serious problem of drug abuse, which has become a scourge for the people all over the world. Today, I wish to deal with another issue that I consider of major significance.

The current danger that the United States attacks North Korea, following the recent incident in the territorial waters of the latter, could perhaps be thwarted if the President of the People’s Republic of China decides to exercise the right to veto --a prerogative that country totally dislikes-- with respect to the agreements currently under discussion at the UN Security Council.

But, there is a second and more serious problem for which the United States has no possible answer; this is the conflict created involving Iran. This could be clearly seen coming since President Barack Obama made his speech at the Islamic University of Al-Azhar, in Cairo, on June 4, 2010.

In a Reflection I wrote only four days after that, --when I had access to an official copy of his remarks-- I used many parts of it to analyze its significance. I shall now mention some of them.

“We meet at a time of great tension between the United States and Muslims around the World...”

“Colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their own aspirations”.

This and other arguments sounded particularly impressive as they were voiced by an African-American US President; they resonated like the self-evident truths contained in the Declaration of Philadelphia of July 4, 1776.

“I've come here to Cairo to seek a new beginning between the United States and Muslims around the world, one based on mutual interest and mutual respect”

“As the Holy Quran tells us, "Be conscious of God and speak always the truth”.

“And I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear”.

Thus, he continued dealing with thorny issues from the universe of insoluble contradictions involving US policies.

“In the middle of the Cold War, the United States played a role in the overthrow of a democratically elected Iranian government”

“Since the Islamic Revolution, Iran has played a role in acts of hostage-taking and violence against U.S. troops and civilians.”

“America's strong bonds with Israel are well known. This bond is unbreakable”.

“Many wait in refugee camps in the West Bank, Gaza and neighboring lands for a life of peace and security that they have never been able to lead”.

Today, we know that white phosphorus and other inhumane and cruel substances are often dropped on the population of the Gaza Strip with a truly Nazi fascist frenzy. Still, Obama’s assertions seemed vibrant, and on occasions sincere, as he repeated them once and again during his feverish racing around the world, wherever he promptly arrived in his US Air Force One.

Yesterday, May 31, the international community was shocked when in international waters, --tens of thousands of miles off the coast of Gaza--nearly one hundred Israeli paratroops jumped from helicopters, in the wee small hours, recklessly shooting on hundreds of peaceful people from various nationalities, causing them --according to press reports-- no less than 20 dead and scores of injured. There were also Americans among those under attack, who were carrying goods to the Palestinians besieged in their own homeland.

When Obama spoke at the Islamic University of Al-Azhar about “the overthrow of a democratically elected Iranian government” and immediately added that “since the Islamic Revolution, Iran has played a role in acts of hostage-taking and violence against U.S. troops and civilians...” he was referring to the revolutionary movement promoted by the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini who--from Paris and without a weapon--crushed the Armed Forces of the most powerful US gendarme in South Asia. It was very difficult for the mightiest power of the world not to succumb to the temptation of setting up one of its military bases there, south of the USSR.

More than five decades back, the United States had subdued another absolutely democratic revolution when it overthrew the Iranian government headed by Mohammad Mossadegh, who had been elected Prime Minister of Iran on April 24, 1951.

On May 1st that same year, the Senate approved the nationalization of oil, which had been his main demand during the struggle. “So far, our long years of negotiations with foreign countries have proved unsuccessful”, he said.

He obviously meant the big capitalist powers that controlled the world economy. In view of the intransigence of the British Petroleum, then known as the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company, Iran seized its facilities.

The country was unable to train its technicians. The UK had withdrawn its skilled personnel and imposed a blockade on spare parts and markets.

It had also sent the Royal Navy ready for action against that country. As a result, Iran’s oil production decreased from 241.4 million barrels in 1952 to 10.6 million in 1953. In such favorable conditions, the CIA organized the coup d’état that ousted Mossadegh, who passed away three years later. Then the monarchy was reinstated and a powerful US ally took power in Iran.

That is the only thing the United States has done with other nations. Ever since the creation of that country on the richest soils of the planet, it never respected the rights of the indigenous population living there for thousands of years or of those brought in as slaves by the English colonizers.

Nevertheless, I am sure that millions of smart and honest Americans understand these truths.

President Obama can make hundreds of speeches trying to accommodate irreconcilable contradictions to the detriment of truth; or he can dream of the magic of his well articulated phrases while making concessions to personalities and groups lacking in ethics. He can also portray fantastic worlds that only fit in his head, as they are planted there by unscrupulous advisors aware of his tendencies.

Two unavoidable questions: Will Obama be able to enjoy the excitement of a second presidential term without seeing the Pentagon or the State of Israel, --whose behavior shows that it does not accept the United States decision to use their nuclear weapons on Iran? What will life on our planet be like after that?

* The writer (top pic) is the former president of Cuba. This article appeared on June 2, 2010 on the Cuban newspaper Escambray.
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Try Tanya Tok Peti HARUSSANASSINI

Main bola tak apa, tapi kena tutup aurat.

UPDATED @ 04:44:50 PM 05-06-2010By Neville SpykermanJune 05, 2010

KUALA LUMPUR, JUNE 5 - In a bid to quell the growing uproar over his sport betting licence, tycoon Vincent Tan said today he will donate the entire RM525 million from the sale of the stake to charity.

Ini kena tanya kat orang bijak pandai Negeri Lombong Bijih Tinggal..thee he he

Macamna ni tok? Menitik air liur, RM525 juta..thee he he

Halal ke haram ka? Bersih ka kotor ka tok?

Kalau kotor kita kasi 'laundry' lah.. masuk mesin basuh, spin kasi kering, iron selai-selai kasi keras balik..

Jangan cari Zul Nordin Kalimah..dia tak ada..dia kat Gaza..GA! GA GA GA! GA GA GA GA!

Jangan mintak pendapat Zahren..thee he he nanti dia kata..

"Bak mai aku nak buat padang golf!"

Hah hah ha ha hah HAH HAH HAH HAH HA HAH!!!!

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Nicotine Will Afffect Your PERFORMANCE


KUALA LUMPUR: All the six National Key Result Areas (NKRAs), introduced to gauge government performance, have achieved the Key Performance Index (KPI) set, Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak said today.

NKRAS ni apa? ga ga ga ga ga! ga! ga!

Makcik pakcik kat kampung tak paham..cakap la Bahasa Kebangsaan..thieee he he

Ini NKRAS ni.. bunyinya macam 'keras'..thee he he

NKRAS ni mcam ubat segitiga warna biru tu ke?

The KPI was achieved following the adoption and introduction of bold and out-of-the-ordinary measures to realise the objectives of the NKRAs, he said in his speech at the investiture in conjunction with the birthday of Yang di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin at the Istana Negara, here.

The government had introduced the six NKRAs in July last year to reduce crime, fight corruption, improve student outcomes, raise living standards of low-income households, improve rural basic infrastructure and improve urban public transport.

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Kansel, Kansel, Tak Jadi. PANAS! PANAS!

..kenapa?..tak percaya?..thee he he boleh pecaya ke ni..

KUALA LUMPUR, 4 JUNE, 2010: Not a single square inch of land in the redevelopment of the Kampung Baru Malay settlement in the city will be sold to non-Malays, said Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Minister Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.

Hah hah hah hah hah..!!!

Not a single 'effing' square inch..thee he he

Ini yg kita mau dgr, KETUANAN!!

Tapi dgn ketuanan ni lah 2 blok kaya lesap kat Brunei..thee he he

Singapoora dah jadi Singapore, bukan Temasik..

Yang sudah tu sudah la.. Kg Baru sekangkang kera tu janganlah diusik..thee he he

Biarlah jadi hak eksklusif Melayu.. lagi pun mana nak cari bazaar Ramadhan power..

Se-power Bazaar Ramadhan Jalan Raja Alang Kg Baru.. thee he he


note: masih lagi Jalan Raja Alang, belum tukar Jalan Raja Nong



"As I had explained, the 60:40 ratio for property ownership in the area was only a proposal by the government and did not mean the existing land there would be sold to non-Malays or foreign investors based on that ratio," he said in a statement here today.

He said this ratio would only be used if the area was redeveloped with skyscrapers conditional upon the consent of landowners in Kampung Baru.

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Dua-dua Salah, Dua-dua Patut Kena LIBAS

Friday, 04 June 2010 22:09

MALACCA – An assam pedas hawker has a spicy case for the MACC – a local council president approved her permit to run her stall in exchange for sexual favours.

Ini kerja mudah..thee he he

Tangkap pegawai binawe ni, ikat, kemudian assam pedas kan 'anu'nya itu..thee he he

Tak sekolah punya 'anu'.. GA GA GAGA GA! GA! GA!!!

Tapi ini ikan bilis ..thee he he PKFZ bila, Sime Dobi tak nak gegar ke..

Banyak lagi ikan jerung kat luar.. jenuh staff tak menang tangan..thee he he

Jerung-jerung ni tak heran asam pedas..thee he he

Dia mau 'Ulan Bator roast chicken'!!

GA GA GA GA GA!!GA GA!GA!  


The man, in his 40s, is now under probe and has been questioned by the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission over the allegation

To make things worst, the married woman said she is now pregnant with his child.

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