Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Apa-apaan NONG!

Nong Poc - artis

Nong Duc - Secretary General

Nong Toom - fighter tomoi jadi pondan

Nong Chik? GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! GA! GA! tolong la..

KUALA LUMPUR, 31 MAY, 2010: The proposed Kampung Baru redevelopment based on a 60:40 ratio of Malay and non-Malay participation, cannot be finalised without acceptance from land owners said Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Minister, Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.

Bagi tau la betul2..jangan sorok-sorok, dah jadi menteri pun..thee he he apsal pelik nama..

Bagi tau la.. jadi MP kawasan mana.. berapa majoriti, lawan dgn sapa..thee he he he

Kalau ada kawasan, tak lah jadi menteri kecut, menteri darah gemuruh, menteri baru nak tumbuh bulu pahat..thee he he ini macam tak reti buat kerja..

Bagi tau la, tau ke tak tau buat kerja..thee he he tak tau refer Samy Velu

Dulu kata nak bagi semua orang Melayu Kg Baru jadi jutawan..jutawan Hulu Selangor?

Jutawan down-payment. Bagi dulu RM1,000-00, tunggu lagi ntah bila kurun baru dapat baki..

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!

The government would hear feedback and views of land owners before making any decision said Raja Nong Chik.

"Kampung Baru land owners need not worry. What we had put forward to them on Saturday is just the beginning and we want to listen to feedback from land owners themselves," he said in a statement today.

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PROTONG Terus Maju, Utk Rakyat Msia

Prototype kereta usahasama Protong & Volkswagen

Tapi Volkswagen pengecut..tarik diri.

Friday, May 21, 2010
Tesla and Toyota to build EVs together
Posted by: Anthony Lim

Tesla Motors and Toyota Motor Corporation have announced that they intend to cooperate on the development of electric vehicles. The two companies intend to form a specialist team to further those efforts, and Toyota is investing some US$50mil into the venture through the purchase of Tesla’s common stock.

Langsung tak ada selera..tak terliur pun Toyota nak pelawa Protong..thee he he

Toyota memang tak tau meniaga..thee he he

Toyota tak tau ke pasaran luas kat 1Malaya..thee he he kereta Protong gerenti termurah dipasaran..

Orang mesti beli Protong sebab, KTM komuter servis macam hamlau..gerabak buruk, bising, suka2 gerak, suka2 tak gerak..

Teksi pakai meter, buat hiasan..thee he he drebar teksi suka main congak2 mengira tambang..drebar perogol bersiri pun ada..

Bas harian toksah cakap lah, naik basikal lagi cepat..thee he he lagi satu kena tahan bau ketiak Bangla Nepal Tibet..gagagagagaga!ga!ga!

Jalanraya gerenti jem..tiap hari ada orang korek jalan, mana tak jem..thee he he

Rugi Toyota tak ajak Protong join..thee he he hormatlah sikit projek kereta nasional khayalan mamak kutty ni..thee he he

Projek wajib bengkrap!!

GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!

Tesla has purchased the former New United Motor Manufacturing Inc factory in Fremont, California, where it will build the Model S sedan and future Tesla vehicles. Deliveries of the Model S are expected to begin in 2012.

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Toni KARIPULEK Suda Mau Pusing

KUALA LUMPUR: Budget carrier AirAsia said today its net profit had risen 10% in the first quarter of 2010 due to a strong increase in passenger numbers as demand improved region-wide.

gagaagagagaga!!! gagagaga! gagagagagaga!!!!

Ini semua main atas angin daaaa... juta sana juta sini..thee he he

Tony Karipulek memang auta lebey daa....sapa tara kenal, 1Malaya suda tau

Kalau milion sana milion sini bayar lah utang MAB..thee he he, kalau betul million-millionlah..

Ini tidak, utang MAB bertapuk-tapuk..thee he he sapa nak bayar? thee he he

Nak LCCT baru thee he he, suruh gomen buatkan..thee he he duit sapa?

Nanti dah terlungkop macam MAS..thee he he he duit rakyat 1Malaya jugak jadi mangsa..

1Malaya mau tengok tauke ini kapal terbang bengkrap... jual Air Mancur Jamu satu kali!

Asia's largest low-cost carrier by fleet size said its net profit for the three months to March 31 had risen to RM224.1 million compared with RM203.2 million a year earlier.

"We are optimistic for the rest of the year," AirAsia Goup chief executive Tony Fernandes said in a telephone conference. "We are looking up good for the second quarter and very strong for third quarter."

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Kalau Boleh, TIANG TELEPON Pun Nak Ditibai

By G Vinod

MALACCA: The historical Batu Berendam Airport, upgraded at a cost of RM190 million and now renamed Melaka Airport, seems to have not met its objective of attracting major airlines.

Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga!!!!

Tukar nama la pulak, dah sedap-sedap nama Batu Berendam Airport tukar pulak Melaka Airport..thee he he

Makna 'Batu Berendam' ni ada bau-bau lucah, bau-bau mencarut ke? thee he he he

Habis....kalau dah mandi kat Sungai Melaka, 'terendam'lah 'batu'!...thee he he sejuk, kecut!

ini airport syok sendiri, sendiri stim, sendiri masuk bakul buah..thee he he berapa ketul sangat la rakyat jelata Melaka..

Airport ni amat sesuai guna nama 'Menjerut Leher Aiport'!..thee he he yang meramaikan airport, Bangla cuci jamban..  Indon repair longkang..thee he he

Toksah kan Air Asia nak menyinggah, Air Mancur Jamu pun tak hingin....thee he he

GA GA GA GA! GA GA! GA!!!!!


Officially launched in February this year by Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak, the airport has yet to live up to its fullest capacity despite the fanfare prior to the start of the upgrading exercise in 2008.

AirAsia CEO Tony Fernandes had then proclaimed that his carrier will start operating from the new international airport by end of the same year.

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