Tuesday, June 1, 2010

KURIKULUM Baru Sekolah Memandu

...senarai ujian yang masih dalam perbincangan.

Ujian pemanduan berhemah, 'fail' kalau tak masuk lubang.

Ujian menguji tahap kesabaran dijalanraya.

Ujian bukit 1, kalau jatuh masuk gaung dikira 'fail' . 

Ujian bukit 2, untuk yang berdarah gemuruh.

Extreme condition test. Kena tunggu tanah runtuh dan tidak lari!!

Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:43

TAPAH – Learner drivers may have to pay a higher fee for their driving lessons with the implementation of a new driving curriculum by the end of the year.

Nampak sangat dah tak ada duit..thee he he bangkrap lagi 9 tahun, duit dah nak kutip..kutip lah duit saman dulu..thee he he


Subsidi YTL 20 bilion sanggup BAGI.. Duit buat lesen MINTAK kat rakyat jelata..

Nak quality drivers macamana kalau jalanraya dah macam lidah sami Velu..berbelit-belit thee he he he

PRU 13 lambat lagi..dah nak pau budak2 ambik lesen memandu..thee he he

Pau penagih rokok dah cukup byk, pau penonggang beer pon byk, pau kaki judi BOLA lagi la banyak..thee he he he

Memang lah dasar ni, dasar pauwau kaya!!!

GA GA GAGA GA GA!! GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA!!!!!



Road Transport Department (JPJ) director-general Solah Mat Hassan said the new driving curriculum, which would produce better quality drivers, was in the final stage of approval by the Transport Ministry.

Learner drivers can expect to sit for longer driving lessons to ensure they get the basics right.

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Projek SEBELUM Sibu Kantoi Mantoi

Taib tak isap rokok, so...masih OK la.

He said he still missed his wife and described her as his "accountant" because she would carry some money whenever she went with him for functions.

"Now, if I need money, I have to ask my bodyguards," he said jokingly.

By Peter Sibon, New Straits Times
KUCHING: At 74, Chief Minister Tan Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud has no plans to remarry after his wife, Puan Sri Laila Taib, 68, passed away on April 29 last year due to lung cancer.

He jovially replied Semariang assemblywoman Sharifah Hashidah Syed Aman Ghazali's pantun urging him to get married again.

ga ga ga ga ga!!!......

Jgn tak tau, orang lelaki sampai kekubur membawak air...theee he he

Aik???  izyan.com kata lu kawin dian pramlee? Aaaaaa... puaka rambut putih sudah kantoi...thee he he he..

Patut la tak perform kat Sibu..nak berjalan asyik kena bertongkat..thee he he

Rupa2nya tulang-temulang dah kena gegar..lutut pun longgar..thee he he

Nak telan pil biru tiga segi, takot. Jantung dah tak kuat, jantung tua, tapi hati muda..thee he he

Reti pulak takot mati tengah kena kacip...!!!!.

GAGAGAGAGA!!! GA GA GA GA GA GA!!!

"I am already 74. It's too old for me to get a new partner now," Taib said in jest when launching the Kejiranan Mesra (Friendly Neighbourhood) programme at Kampung Malaysia Jaya in Petra Jaya here yesterday.

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IKAN BILIS Pun Sodap

fr themalaysianinsider.

JOHOR BAHARU, May 30 — The Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission (MACC) detained eight Singaporeans who tried to bribe traffic policemen for their traffic offences over the past three days. MACC director Simi Abdul Ghani said all the men and women, aged between 27 and 66, had offered between RM20 to RM110.

Ga ga ga ga! ga GA GA GAGA! GA GA GA GA GA GA!!!!!

Mintak tolong lah..jangan kasi malu polis 1Malaya..thee he he

Mintak tolong lah, up lah lebih sikit...thee he he he RM200 ka, RM1,100 ka, tau la gaji polis 1Malaya ni kecik..hormat lah sikit!

Mintak tolonglah SPRM, dah tak ada kerja sangat ke? Tak larat garu telor dah? Mintak tolonglah..kes kecik2 macam ni jgn bagi tau press...apsal bebal sangat Simi Gani ni..thee he he
RM20 pun sebat? Polis Zimbabwe pun tau jaga kelas...

RM20 nak buat belanja beli ikan bilis seminggu pun tak cukup..thee he he

gagagagagagag!!! GAGAGAGAGAAGA!! gagagagagagaga!!

“All the traffic offenders had offered the bribes as an inducement to the policemen for not booking them,” said Simi here today.

However, they were released on bail after recording their statements.

Simi also urged traffic offenders to refrain from offering bribes because it is a serious offence. — Bernama

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