Saturday, May 29, 2010

Jalang, Roti Jala, JALA

menJALA ikan

roti JALA, cicah dgn kari

JALAng

Bangkrap kerana korup, bukan kerana subsidi beras, subsidi gula..

Sementara rakyat diugut untuk menolak subsidi agar tidak menyusul jejak Greece yang bankrap, muncul pula seorang pemuda berumur 20-an tahun yang membelanjakan USD 50 ribu hingga 60 ribu secara biasa saban hari, dedah Ketua Angkatan Muda Keadilan, Shamsul Iskandar Mohd.Akin.

Greece bangkrap sebab yang kaya semakin kaya, yang miskin makan rumput..

Indon bangkrap sebab jutawan jadi laksawan, yang papa terus kedana..

Thailand hampir bangkrap sebab yang kaya cekau semua, yang miskin berebut hampas..

Bukak lah sejarah, mana ada negara yang bangkrap kerana membantu rakyatnya?

Iran tak bengkrap2 pon...buatlah 8 sekatan ekonomi pon...thee he he

Yang membangkrapkan negara ialah satu laptop harga RM45,000-00,  karipap ditender RM5-00 sebijik,  pen kilometrico ditender RM18-00 sebatang,  buntut Saizpool Baukari tak cebok 2 hari..thee he he

Itu bukan subsidi laptop, bukan subsidi karipap, bukan subsidi pen...thee he he he

Itu korup, itu rasuah, Mat DERIH JALAng wei!!!!

GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!

Shamsul Iskandar (gambar kanan) memetik laporan New York Post pada tahun 2009, yang diulas kemudiannya oleh tabloid tempatan Malay Mail, bahawa seorang pemuda bernama Taek Jho Low membelanjakan USD 50 ribu hingga 60 ribu, atau RM 170 ribu ke RM 205 ribu setiap hari.

Menurut Shamsul Iskandar, Jho Low dikatakan sebagai kenalan rapat dengan anak Perdana Menteri Najib Razak, lantas mencungkil keraguan orang ramai sama ada Jho Low berperanan sebagai proksi, berikutan kemampuan graduan Wharton Business School ini dalam mengumpul kekayaan pada umur 20-an tahun.more at merdekareview.com

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Subsidy Cuts APLANCAU?

KUALA LUMPUR, 27 MAY, 2010: Malaysians must bite the bullet and wean off subisidies to save the government RM103 billion in five years to reduce the nation's deficit and debt, said Datuk Seri Idris Jala, Minister in the Prime Minister's Department.

APLANCAU.... cukai kereta main golf  dah hapus.

Jangan mau autalah.. bukan toll, bukan fuel, bukan electricity daaaaa...jgn auta..thee he he

Kepala bana lah, 'beras, tepung, gula, minyak masak'- high ticket item..thee he he

Itu bukan high ticket item.. itu 'perut item' atau 'mencekik item'..

Kementerian si anu ni dah buat silap..thee he he lain kali jangan bagi orang tukar nama suka-suka hati..thee he he

Betul ke nama Idris Jala? ke sama kes dengan TUNgkek, Chandra Muzaffar..kes tukar nama, kes menyamar..thee he he

Apsal baru jadi menteri perangai dah macam Derih JALANG..

GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!

He said the government would focus on big ticket items such as fuel, electricity and toll to achieve the savings but it would continue to subsidise the poor and disadvantaged.

"The time for subsidy rationalisation is now. Otherwise, we have a time bomb on our hands," Idris said on the open day on the subsidy rationalisation plan proposed by the Performance Management and Delivery Unit (Pemandu) of the PM's Department.

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Pergi REPUT lah

Mahathir still studying Malaysia-Singapore agreement

(Bernama) -- Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad said he is still studying the agreement reached between Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and his Singapore counterpart Lee Hsien Loong.

Still studying..always study thee he he study dgn Mah? thee he he he he!!

Study lah dengan Mah macam mana Pulau Batu Putih kena rembat..

Macam mana Singapooora dapat air free-free..

Study lah kenapa asyik kena buli, duit CPF masih terkantoi-kantoi..

Tak pun study balik buku Barry Wain..thee he he

RM100 bilion dapat kat sapa.. bagi kat sapa.. buang kat mana..

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"I have yet to identify the positive and the negative aspect. I expected all the problems could be resolved but several were untouched," he said after presenting the keynote address at the 5th Malaysian Conference on Healthy Ageing here today.

Dr Mahathir said issues left untouched include the water agreement which ends next year (2011) and the new bridge.

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