Saturday, May 15, 2010

TAHUKAH Anda? Skuad Msia Kena Pelepuk?

..kena pelepuk bawah 10 mata!

Published: Friday May 14, 2010 MYT 7:55:00 PM
Updated: Friday May 14, 2010 MYT 9:36:18 PM

Thomas Cup: China in Sunday's final

KUALA LUMPUR: China beat Malaysia 3-0 in the semi-final Friday to book the other ticket in Sunday's final.

Apppppaa ni...apa ni? Team Thomas Cup China lawan Team Uber Cup M'sia ke ni??

Hamprak2 ni tak tau bezakan kejohanan dunia dgn kejohanan kampung seberang..thee he he

Semua kena pelepuk straight set..sedey sedey!! 2nd set semua kena pelepuk bawah 10..

Mana letak telor..telor sumbat kat mana..tersentap terperosok ke bila nampak muka Lin Dan??

Mana Nadzmi?? Suruh join orang kampung dia..thee he he lobi V Tan..

Bola dah boleh dijudi, badminton tak lama lagi kot?

The defending champion will meet Indonesia who beat Japan 3-1.

Results:

Lin Dan bt Lee Chong Wei 21-17, 21-8


Cai Yun/Fu Haifeng bt Koo Kean Keat/Tan Boon Heong 21-15, 21-10


Chen Jin bt Wong Choong Han 21-16, 21-7
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PROTONG Terus Maju, Utk Rakyat Msia

..jatuh bangun Protong, Petronas sedia membantu. EPF ada, LUTH ada, Vincent Tan ada.

By Chang-Ran Kim

TOKYO: Toyota Motor Corp said it would close one of its four vehicle plants in Thailand as the economic crisis hammered exports, in a rare move for what was until a few years ago the world's fastest-growing carmaker. Toyota said today it would close its Thai Auto Works (TAW) factory, which builds the Fortuner and Vigo multi-purpose vehicles, at the end of this month, transferring production to two other Thai plants that also build the two models.

Macam ini baru betul buat kereta jual kereta..thee he he bukan tau buat no plat kereta, dah nak bukak kilang buat kereta jual kereta!

Orang meniaga tak nak menanggung rugi, mengumpul utang. Bukan meniaga guna konsep "bukan duit bapak aku" thee he he

Korea meniaga kereta, tiap2 tahun keluar model baru. Bukan tiap2 tahun ke-10 baru nak lukis gambor kereta!..thee he he he

Baru pandai sikit buat pintu, cakap dah berdentum dentam. GA! GA! GA!GA!!!!

Itu pasal, EXORA baru nak kenal jalanraya, kenal lopak lubang..

Dah kena paksa jadi teksi!!! thee heh heeh he he he he

TAW would be the first factory in recent memory to be closed by Toyota purely for reasons of falling demand. Earlier this year, the world's biggest automaker closed a California factory held jointly with General Motors after the latter pulled out of the venture as part of its post-bankruptcy restructuring.

The Thai factory, in Samrong, on the outskirts of Bangkok, began operations in 1988 and has been producing about 60,000 vehicles a year, mainly for export to Europe and the Asia-Pacific region. Toyota does not disclose the factory's annual production capacity.

Toyota's total production in Thailand fell by nearly a quarter to 435,000 units in 2009.


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Tak Aci, KOLESTROL La, Lemak-kelemak La

..lemak la Mat Zubir, mana aci.

fr malaysiandigest.com

KUALA LUMPUR, 13 MAY, 2010: Sime Darby Bhd, Malaysia’s second- biggest list company by market value, said Datuk Ahmad Zubir Murshid will resign as group chief executive.

Sime Darby Bhd will incur a negative impact of RM964 million on its results for the second-half of the 2010 financial year due to delays and cost overruns from several projects in Qatar and the Bakun hydroelectric dam project.

Eh..eh! eh! ehh?

Sekejap ada tercongok dalam opis, sekejap dah takde..blah gitu je? senangnye jadi penyamon..ga ga ga! ...suruh resign mcm gitu je?

Appppa ni!! ini kes billion2..bukan kes songlap kekabu dol..thee he he

Ini mcm wayang je ni..mana MACC? mana SPRM? mana SPERMA? ga ga ga!

Apsal la bagi jawatan CEO kat Mat Zubir. Bagi la kat Salahudin ka, Broheng Ali ka..thee he he

Syukur selamat duit Sime Darby dilabur kat Vincent Tan..gagagaga ga ga!

 
In what is seen as an unprecedented move for the conglomerate, it has also undertaken management changes including asking its President and Group Chief Executive (GCE) Datuk Seri Ahmad Zubir Murshid to take leave of absence prior to the expiry of his contract on Nov 26, 2010.

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Langkah Mayat KATAK Dulu

"ini bukti-buktinya, kedai magnum toto apa segala kat Kedah"
"kat Selangor lagi banyak!"
"Penang apatah lagi, merata2"
"Pemuda PAS jangan naikkan darah Perkasa Perkakas!"

"Pemuda PAS kena tahu sumbangan Genting pada penduduk Pahang"
"Mewujud peluang perkerjaan: tukang sapu, tukang buat air, tukang keluarkan air"

"Pemuda PAS kena akui, dgn menikam nombor, pemuda pemudi tidak lagi melepak"
"Pemuda PAS tak nak tikam nombor boleh balik rumah tikam orang rumah!"

"Ini Broheng la! Broheng perkakas V Tan!"
"Tanya kat Lebai Awang kalau tak percaya"




By Hawkeye

KOTA BARU: Malay pressure group, Perkasa, is heading for a collision course with PAS Youth over the BN-led federal government's move to legalise football betting.

Perkasa president Ibrahim Ali said PAS Youth should ensure that a ban is enforced in Kedah, Penang and Selangor before it protests the legalising of football bets.

Ibrahim claimed that Perkasa was the first to call for an outright ban on all forms of gambling, including punts for numbers such as Magnum and Sports Toto or casinos.

Ibrahim said the wing's outcry was over a gaming licence given to Ascot Sports, a company controlled by tycoon Vincent Tan, to offer odds for the English Premier Football League.

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Akad Sudah, CUBA TRY TEST AMALI PRAKTIKAL Tak Boleh

Jangan tunggu dah besar ni baru nak test

Friday, 14 May 2010 15:05
Malaysian Mirror

KUALA LUMPUR– The birth of a baby boy at a national service camp in Sabah early this week has shocked the Women, Family and Community Development Ministry.

However, minister Shaharizat Abdul Jalil is not keen to require all future female trainees to undergo pregnancy tests, as suggested by some quarters.

ga ga ga ga! ga! ga!

Mak Nenek ni jangan risau, thee he he test tu untuk budak2 sekolah, thee he he bukan untuk Mak Nenek...thee he he

Kalau kena 'cret', Mak Nenek boleh ngandung ke? GA GA GA! GA!!! ngandung baby tau, bukan ngandung taik!

Apppppppa ra...kata nak buat pendidikan seks. Pendidikan seks, luaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...the he he

Habis pregnancy test bukan termasuk dalam pendidikan seks? Kalau bukan, pala bana hapa buat pendidikan seks?? ga ga ga,..ga..ga..!

Takkan nak ngajor bebudak mengenal 'pala bana' tiap2 hari! thee he he he he he he ..

"As a policy, the ministry is against conducting pregnancy tests as a requirement for all female NS participants, as there are issues of privacy involved.

"Under current laws, any procedures that involve children under the age of 18 require parental consent," Shahrizat added in a statement here.

She prefers the approch of education on issues of reproductive and social health, to avoid teenage pregnancies.

First birth at NS camp

She said this in response to a May 11incident at Camp Oval in Papar, where an 18-year-old NS trainee gave birth in a toilet at the camp.

The young mum and the baby, with the umblical cord attached, were found by fellow trainees who heard the cries of the infant at about 2.30am on that day.

Papar district police chief Deputy Supt Nik Zaidi Nik Zakaria said the young mother and her child, weighing 2.6kg, were rushed to the Papar Hospital and warded. Both were in good conndition.

DSP Nik Zaidi later suggested that NS authorities should consider requiring all future female trainees to undergo pregnancy tests to avoid any untoward incidents.

The birth was the first recorded incident at a national service camp.

Education on reproductive health

Said Shahrizat: "As the minister of Women, Family and Community Development, I am very concerned for the well-being of women and children.

"It is unfortunate the young woman had to give birth under the given circumstances."

She said the ministry holds the view that education of the young on reproductive and social health is paramount to impart knowledge on healthy relationships and avoiding teenage pregnancies.

She urged the NS Council to reconsider her ministry’s proposal to introduce the 'reproductive health' module into the NS curriculum, as initially proposed in 2008 and subsequently approved by the then Defence Minister. —Malaysian Mirror

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