Friday, May 14, 2010

POTONG Stim lah

13/5/2010 Utusang Malayalam
David Cameron potong gaji


LONDON - Gaji Perdana Menteri baru Britain dan menteri-menterinya dipotong sebanyak lima peratus dalam usaha untuk mengurangkan rekod bajet defisit negara berkenaan.

Pengumuman pemotongan gaji itu dibuat sebelum mesyuarat Kabinet pertama kerajaan baru bermula semalam.

Gaaa...ga...ga..

"apa? nak potong?"

"saya potong anu awak nanti!"
"awak kenal Lorena Bobbit?"
"saya cloth-line awak nanti, tak takut lengan menggelambir saya ni?"
"potong la kalau berani, saya libas kiri kanan, kiri 15kilo, kanan 16kilo..thee he he"
"awak potong, saya pergi depan rumah, lompat2 bagi gempa, biar runtuh semua rumah!"

ga..ga.ga..ga..
takot...tak potong...thee he he

Perdana Menteri Britain, David Cameron kini akan menerima gaji sebanyak £142,500 (RM668,165) setahun daripada gaji yang sepatutnya diperolehinya iaitu £150,000 (RM703,325).

Gaji itu kurang £7,500 (RM35,129) daripada gaji bekas Perdana Menteri, Gordon Brown yang meletakkan jawatan selepas Parti Buruh pimpinannya sebelum ini tewas pada pilihan raya umum minggu lalu.

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Many People Crazy Gamble-Banyak Orang Gila Judi

Govt urged to stringently regulate sports gambling
2010/05/13 NST-NoSuchThing

"takpo! takpo!, tunggu logo halal keluar"

KUALA LUMPUR: No amount of money can be used as a reason to justify legalising sports gambling.

Although the recent government decision is expected to rake in hundreds of millions in taxes, MCA vice president Gan Ping Sieu said the association did not endorse gambling, legal or otherwise.

Fellas..fellas..fellas..isk isk isk!
Of all people, it was Gan Ping Sieu..thee he he
Not Perak's Tok Peti Harussanassini..

Buke Broheng Ali weh!
Broheng Ali suko la..thee he he saing dio koho jadi kayo..

Mau lagi masyuuk, rendahkan legal age for gambling..thee he he
Kasi budak sekolah boleh beli nombor..

ga ga ga ga..Hulu Selangor sekian juta habis..cover la..thee he he he

However, since the decision had been made, he urged the government to impose strict rules to control the maximum amount in bets, the minimum age of punters, location and operating hours of betting outlets.

"These regulations must be put in place and stringently enforced to prevent or reduce the prevalence of social ills associated with gambling," Gan said in a statement.

"Social problems that may arise from the controversial decision must not be taken lightly.

"The government must conduct social studies immediately to better understand the impact legalised gambling may have on society."

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Develop and CONQUER

Friday May 14, 2010 THE STAR
Felcra to develop native land

SIBU: Some 6,000 hectares of native land in the outskirts of Sibu will be developed by Felcra and turned into a socio-economic hub.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak yesterday approved a request from Deputy Chief Minister Tan Sri Alfred Jabu Numpang for Felcra to develop the land in the Pasai sub-district.

England buat divide and conquer..
1Malaya lagi advance, 'develop and conquer'..ga ga ga ga!!

Caranya;

1. Perambat orang Iban dari tanah mereka.

2. Rembat tanah orang Iban, orang Iban takde tanah, tak boleh ke hutan cari rotan, tak dapek cari makan.

3. Buat penempatan baru untuk orang Iban, bantu orang Iban ala kadar, kais pagi makan pagi.

4. Election time, erection time! Ugut orang Iban, Jamu orang Iban, sogok orang Iban..ga ga ga ga!!

thee he he he dapat tak undi orang Iban?
Cuba tanya Taib Mahmud, itu pasal dia tak nak mati-mati lagi, seronak...

'Case study' ini sama lah dgn Felda..thee he he


Najib said the visit to Rumah Sebastian Ugoh, some 20km from here, influenced him to support the state government's initiative to develop native land in Sarawak.

The 6,000 hectares belongs to 2,500 people from 19 longhouses in the sub-district, the majority of whom are Ibans.

The premier also noted that roads there needed repair and that the project could cost RM34mil.

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Rahsia Boleh TAHAN 2 Hari

..teh kelat, teh pahit.

A day after ‘sodomy’ Saiful had tea with Anwar

By Shazwan Mustafa KamalMay 13, 2010
The Malaysian Insider..more


Ga..ga..ga..ga..ga..
Bukan projek 2 hari..thee he he..itu mendera namanya!
Ini petua me'NAHAN' sampai 2 hari..

Minum teh ni, dijamin kena sembelit..thee he he
Berpintal2, berselirat dalam perut..tersumbat saluran..
Itu pasal boleh sampai ke Rawang..

Itu petua me'NAHAN'..petua tutup pintu..thee he he
petua bukak pintu..ga!ga!ga!!
Minyak 2-T motor, tak caya tanya Mat Ezam Kotak..
Dia ada 12 kotak.
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Try Tanya Tok Peti HARUSSssss..


Harakahdaily

KOTA BHARU, May 9: The muftis in the country have been urged to state their stance over the government's decision to legalise gambling during the upcoming World Cup season.

Opppppssss..!
Tok Peti Harusssss... tiada dipejabat
Tok Peti Harusssss..sedang menelaah kitab sebelum buat keputusan..thee he he

Bakal jawapan Tok Peti Harussss;

"Kita dalam negara majmuk.."
"Rakyat kenalah bijak memilih..nak berjudi/tidak"
"Demonstrasi jalanan haram"
"Haram menentang pemerintah sekarang"
"Melayu perlu bersatu..thee he he"

PAS central committee member Husam Musa said the people await an Islamic response from the muftis on the issue, just like a certain mufti had recently commented on PKR's Hulu Selangor candidate Zaid Ibrahim's past drinking habit.

Deputy Finance Minister Dr Awang Adek Hussein had recently stated the government's intention to legalise gambling before the start of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa next month, arguing that the move was made to curb illegal gambling and to find revenue for the government...more
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Saya Lagi Hidup, Belum Mau MATI

By M Kumaran

KUALA LUMPUR: MIC president S Samy Vellu, who is normally animated during press conferences, has adopted a new, and more subdued, approach.

ga..ga..ga..ga..ga!
Takkan tak reti2 lagi? tak faham2..
Dah kena kelentong banyak kali pun tak faham2..

Dulu kata 2009, ubah jadi 2010..kemudian 2012 pulak..thee he he
Kemudian kata lepas 'raya'..

Sami ni betul, dia tak tipu..thee he he
"raya puasa pun bole"
"raya cina pun ok jugak"
"ada banyak raya woo, kasi tunggu sikit laaa"

Maknanya...tunggu la sampai dia mati!
Ga ga gagagaa ga ga ga!!!!

Instead of firing away with all his guns, the veteran politician has now opted for the famous “no comments” response, leading observers to wonder if there is more to this.

However, Samy Vellu said: “This is my new style.”..more

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