Saturday, May 8, 2010

I am a great PRETENDER


Liverpool Full-Back Glen Johnson Aiming For Triumphant Campaign Next Season After Recent Woes
Injuries have frustrated defender this year...

By Zack Wilson
May 7, 2010 1:59:00 PM

LIVERPOOL defender Glen Johnson is looking forward to an injury-free season in 2010-11 after a frustrating campaign in which he has struggled to find full fitness.

The England international admits that he is unlikely to be fit enough to make the Reds' concluding fixure of the season against Hull City, but is determined that there will not be a repeat next year.

"I'm pushing to be fit for the weekend but it's a bit doubtful at the moment," Johnson told his club's official website...MORE

Ohhhh...yes.
I am great preeeeeeeee..tender
Pretend that I'm doing well..
Ga..ga..ga..

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San Miguel AIR TAPAI Processing Plant

HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, May 7: Social Security Organisation (Socso), which manages the government's compulsory insurance scheme for workers in the country, is among the largest shareholders in Carlsberg, according to the beer company's annual report.

Ga..ga..ga..haramzadeh!
Memang haramzadeh!!

Mana mamat mufti nih? mana tok peti nih?
Udah kembong boroi makan ufti ka Harussanassini..thee he he

Duit Socso orang tabungkan dibuat persediaan..
Kot2 kena operate air tulang belakang..thee he he
Kalau2 paru2 didapati berair..

Bukan laburkan kat kompeni anak si TUNgkek..
Kilang air tapai San Miguel buat kat Hulu Selangor cukup lah..thee he he 

Tapai San Miguel

Revealing this today, PAS youth head Nasrudin Hassan at-Tantawi expressed disappointment that the government company was insensitive to Socso's own employees and its premium payers.

"Almost 90 per cent of Soco's employees are Muslim and this will certainly create discomfort and serious worries among them as their incomes' halal status is now disputable," said Nasrudin.

In its latest report dated February 25, 2010, Carlberg ..more

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RM4 juta? Ciput Sangat daaaa

by Rizal Tahir

KOTA BHARU, 7 Mei: Datuk Husam Musa berkata, memandangkan Umno mendakwa beliau menggunakan peruntukan RM4 juta sehingga menyebabkan bekas Perdana Menteri, Tun Abdullah Badawi tersingkir dan Umno Kelantan semakin tenat, beliau akan meneruskan hasrat tersebut hingga ke Putrajaya.

Ga..ga..ga...ga...RM4juta? 4 million only ahh?
Thee he he tak gheti jaga hati memanda ka?
Kecik ati memanda..jangan lah ingat sebab memanda kaki tidor..thee he he
Tidor sampai meleleh ayor lior basi..thee he he
Tidor dalam dewan sampai ngigau2, memanda semurah RM4 juta..
Up la sikit..ga..ga..ga..

Baru kena RM4 juta dah terbongkang..

“Memang dakwaan RM4 juta memfitnah Pak Lah dan sebagainya adalah fitnah, tetapi dengan fitnah itu ianya menjadi satu modal buat saya untuk membuka satu tabung untuk menawan Putrajaya dengan kos RM20 juta,” katanya dalam nada menyindir ketika menyampaikan ceramah di Taman Guru di sini, malam tadi.

Katanya, semoga dengan fitnah yang dibuat oleh mereka yang tidak bertanggungjawab itu sehingga memberikannya sebagai satu ilham, diharap tabung RM20 juta berjaya disemarakkan ke Putrajaya...more
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JANGAN Duduk Kat Shah Alam. BAHYA.

Jangan reverse, jangan pandang belakang
SHAH ALAM: A couple and another have filed a suit, seeking RM4.75 million in damages from the police and the government, over a shooting incident last year, according to a Bernama report.

Ngeri nih..tambah seram..
Nama Shah Alam naik lagi..thee he he

Bahya, bahya untuk perahu2 kecil..thee he he
Nak nengok bola sampai lewat pagi dah tak boleh..
Proton Iswara kena speed limit..jangan bawak lelaju..tembak kang!

Ga..ga..ga..
Jangan reverse..jangan pandang belakang..thee he he

Siti Nasrinda Tumirin, 23, and her husband, Mohd Fauzi Mohd Daud, 26, filed the suit at the High Court registry here today through their lawyer, M Manoharan, who is also the Kota Alam Shah assemblyman.

Besides Siti Nasrinda and her husband, the other person named as plaintiff in the suit is Siti Nasrinda's father-in-law, Mohd Daud Ab Hamid, 51...more
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Kenapa mesti SEKERAT?

Gambor penuh-sekadar hiasan
Shah A Dadameah
Friday, 07 May 2010 17:41

KUALA LUMPUR - It is currently the hottest buzz on the net.

A full-colour advertisement appeared in the New York Times on April 16 to welcome Rosmah Mansor, wife of Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak, to the Big Apple.

Ths cost of the advertisment, allegedly paid for by a company linked to Sarawak Chief Minister Abdul Taib Mahmud, is said to be a whopping RM10mil!

Part of the advertisement carries a half-body portrait of Rosmah while anothe section carries pictures of her at diffierent events and surrounded by mainly young Malaysians.

Ga..ga..ga..ini dah menolak ketentuan..thee he he
Syukurlah..thee he he semua lengkap
Ada mata telinga hidung..thee he he

Ga..ga..ga..janganlah fikir bukan2..thee he he
Jangan fikir kalau snap 'sekerat'..
Orang tak tau..thee he he
Orang tau, dah lama dah! Ga..ga..ga..

The main copy of the advertisment reads:

"Welcome to New York.

"Her Excellency, Datin Paduka Seri Rosmah Mansor

"First Lady of Malaysia."..more

Gambor 'sekerat'-pun sekadar hiasan

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