Saturday, April 3, 2010

Kasut Berkulit Tebal


KUALA LUMPUR, April 2 — The prime minister’s wife Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor hopes that the International Shoe Festival, being held here for the first time, will pave the way for Malaysia to become “The Shoe Capital of The East”.

“This effort will help make Malaysia a footwear industry hub and further promote it as a major international shopping destination...MORE

Laaaaaaaaaa..
Kotaku Kota Kasut
..
Akan terkenal se-antero dunia, kotaku Kota Kasut...thee hee he

Kasutku diperbuat di Balakong..

thee he he..sapa ada no tel. mamat Iraq yg popular satu dunia?
Bukan Rafsanjani lah!
Rafsanjanni org Iran..

Mamat Iraq yg pekena sebijik kat Bush!

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Maghrib Masuk Pukul 6.42 Petang

Suara Keadilan
Oleh Fazli Othman

KUALA LUMPUR 2 April - Menteri Wilayah Persekutuan dan Kesejahteraan Bandar, Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin mengelabah apabila ditanya mengenai dakwaan dasar berpilih-pilih Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur berhubung permohonan penggunaan dewan orang ramai oleh anggota Parlimen Pakatan Rakyat.

Menteri tersebut tidak mampu memberi penjelasan yang menyenangkan hati Ahli Parliman Pakatan Rakyat sehingga tersasul menyebut beliau belum mengerjakan solat maghrib. "Mintak tolong sebab saya belum sembahyang maghrib lagi", ujar beliau yang tergesa-gesa untuk menamatkan perbahasan itu.

Semasa beliau memberikan alasan untuk solat maghrib, jam baru menunjukkan pukul 6.42 petang...LAGI

Sedih...
Terasa ingin menghambur-hamburkan air mata..


Pak Kaduk ni tak belajar mukaddam ke..
Tak reti tengok jam?
Tanya la orang sebelah..jam pukul berapa..thee he he
Parliment bersidang kat K Lumpur..
Bukan kat Kota Belud..

Nak menipu tak pandai..
Jadi menteri tangkap muat..thee he he
Orang jadi menteri, ada kawasan..ada pengundi..thee he he

Dah biasa ke solat Maghrib pukul 6.42?
thee he he kantoi!!!


*ada ke Melayu nama Nong?

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Sik Ada Balak Free Lagi. Itu Kamek Punya

By Athi Shankar

GEORGE TOWN: A group of prominent politicians and social activists from East Malaysia are seriously contemplating pulling out Sabah and Sarawak from the Federation of Malaysia. They are planning to take up their case to the United Nations to hold a referendum on the status of the Borneo states as independent nations.

They no longer want their states to be under the ..MORE

Jangan..
Tinggal daku..Ooohh..


Alamak..
Ini tak best ni..
Dah merajuk, kecik ati..

Susah la lepas ni..
Mana nak kapor balak lagi..thee he he
Mana nak rembat tanah suka-suka lagi..thee he he
nak buat ladang kelapa sawit..
Petrol byk kat Sabah Sarawak tuuuu...
Kantoi la projek bekalan elektrik..
Bakun nanti apa cerita..projek bilion2 tuuu..thee he he


Menangis lah, meraunglah, hempas2 badan atas tanah puak Ameno-koko..thee he he

Tapi takpe..
Taib idup lagi..
Janggut belum tukar kaler itam balik
.

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Protong Terus Maju, Untuk Rakyat Malaysia

CHICAGO : Friday, 02 April 2010 05:59

CHICAGO -Tempting incentives fueled a 24.3% jump in US auto sales in March after Toyota set off a price war as it wooed customers spooked by a series of mass recalls, industry data showed Thursday. Total industry sales rose to a seasonally adjusted annualized rate of 11.78 million units from 9.72 million units in March 2009 and 10.38 million units in February, according to Autodata.

Sales for the first three months of the year were up 15.5% from a year earlier. "Incentives helped lift sales to its highest level since (the government-financed) Cash for Clunkers" program spurred sales ..MORE 

Laaaaaaaaa...
1Malaya tak heran daa
...

Tak payah naik kan harga kereta..
Tak perlu nak naikkan cukai itu ini..thee he he
Tak payah pecah kepala nak buat GST..

Memang tiap2 hari pun ada kereta Protong kena tarik..
Tak mampu bayor..
Utang tunggak2, tangguh2..

Down payment tak payah..
Sewa-beli boleh buat 10 tahun..thee he he
10 tahun kereta dah blh buat tukun..thee he he
Harga melantun-lantun..
Tapi kat Arab jual murah..
Waja separuh harga..

Apa dah jadi Protong kat Arab??
Dah jadi kereta Potong ke?

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No one knows enough, many know too little

Johan Jaafar
2010/04/03

I BOUGHT my first personal computer in 1983, a Commodore 64 (C64). As the name suggests, it featured 64 kilobytes (KB) of memory. What can you do with that amount of memory? Not much. One page of a typed text is already 2KB. But then the PC was still in its infancy.

Today, you don't need to break a 320-page text into 12 separate files as in the classic C64. Data stored in a laptop these days are millions of times more than those stored in the PCs of the 1980s.

Today's data is measured in kilobyte (KB), megabyte (MG), gigabyte (GB), terabyte (TB), petabyte (PT), exabyte (EB), zetabyte (ZB) and yottabyte (YB) sizes...MORE

Hape???
Yoya byte? yotta byte? terror byte?
Sapa kena gigit??
thee he he

Internet tak boleh laju-laju..
Nanti rakyat jelata pandai..pandai melawan..thee he he

Kat 1Malaya kami tak ada WWW..
Kami tak ada World Wide Web..thee he he
Kami tak biasa..

Kami dah lama terbiasa dgn..thee he he
World Wide Wait!!

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Berita Hairan Dah Tak Cukup Bahan


FLORIDA: Pemain golf nombor satu dunia, Tiger Woods membayar salah seorang daripada wanita simpanannya sebanyak 6.5 juta (RM32.25 juta), lapor media Amerika Syarikat, semalam.

Laman web selebriti, TMZ.com mendakwa, pemain golf curang itu menyerahkan sejumlah wang lumayan kepada Rachel Uchitel, 34, (kiri) wanita pertama yang mendedahkan hubungannya dengan Woods.

Ini gambor muka depan Berita Hairang.
Gambor Rachel Uhitel
..
Tau Rachel Uchitel?
Ini Rachel Uchitel, pisau cukur power..thee he he
Projek setahun-dua, dapat hasil juta-juta..

Inilah berita kebanggaan Berita Hairang..
Berita kebanggaan akhbar berBahasa Melayu..
99% pembaca berbangsa Melayu beragama Islam..thee he he

Itulah yang di'gah'kan dimuka depan..
Berita zina.

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