Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jangan Fly Qantas

By Kathy Marks in Sydney
Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Bryan Griffin, a veteran Qantas pilot, had a problem. During flights he experienced overwhelming urges to crash his plane. Once he had to pin his arm behind his seatbelt to prevent himself switching off the engines.

Mr Griffin told colleagues about these episodes, and the airline referred him to a series of doctors and psychiatrists. He received treatment, and leave to recuperate. Doctors declared him fit to fly, and he continued working ..more

Laaaaaaaa...
Apa punya penyakit daaaa
...

Bezanya;
Penyakit ni tiba waktu dia tgh pilot kapal terbang..thee he he
Time lain ok.
Time dia memandu tak pulak penyakit tu datang..thee he he

Tak pulak geram nak hantam divider..
Teringin masuk bawah lori..thee he he
Tak pulak teringin nak rempuh pokok tepi jalan..

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He Does A 'Bobbit' On Himself

Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well
From correspondents in Jakarta, Indonesia From: AAP March 30, 2010 2:06PM

Teen cut off own penis,
Could not be re-attached,
Has not spoken about it.

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."..more

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Mamat ni samada tak belajar Biologi
..
Tak minat biologi..
Atau pun cikgu Biologi dia mati muda..thee he he

Susah la macam ni..
Bila frust, kerat..frust, kerat..thee he he

Maknanya kena keluarkan lebih lesen..
Lesen untuk kedai sex toys..

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Minum Sampai Pecah Perut

Nazri Abdullah
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 29 Mac: Biarpun mempunyai bilangan rakyat hampir 26 juta sahaja, namun Malaysia adalah antara 10 negara tertinggi dalam pengambilan arak di dunia, kata Ahli Parlimen Kota Raja, Dr Siti Mariah Mahmud (gambar).

Mendedahkan perkara itu di Dewan Rakyat lewat petang ini, beliau berkata, rakyat negara ini membelanjakan sebanyak USD500 juta iaitu lebih kurang RM1.75 bilion bagi pembelian minuman keras.

"Penjualan beer berkembang di antara 5 hingga 7 peratus setahun melebihi kadar pertumbuhan penduduk iaitu 2.4 peratus, manakala ..lagi

"Masih rendah.."

"Kadar peningkatan tersebut masih masih rendah.."

"Kita kena bandingkan dgn negara Denmark..masih rendah"

"Baru 5%-7%..."

"Excuse me, I ada meeting kat Putrajaya"

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Tongkat Ali Nak Buat Hapa?

Penggemar pisang dapat anak ketika berusia 75 tahun

Metro
2010/03/30

LINCOLNSHIRE: Pada usia 75 tahun, Gerry Burks amat berbangga apabila dianugerah anak kedua, semalam, hasil perkahwinannya dengan Dawn, 41. Pasangan dari Louth itu sebelum ini sudah mempunyai seorang anak yang berusia enam tahun. Menurut Burks, amalannya gemar memakan pisang dipercayai menyumbang kepada tahap kesuburannya.

"Mungkin orang lain memandang serong pada usia saya, tapi saya tahu menjaga diri sendiri,” katanya. Kata Burks, selepas berpisah dengan isteri pertamanya ..more

Tak payah susah-susah..
Tak perlu bertongkat kesana kemari
..
Masih tegak dan lurus..thee he he
Tak perlu tongkat Ali pun..

Orang Melayu shj yg gemor bertongkat..
Pegi sekolah kena tongkat..subsidi buku
Pegi sawah bertongkat..subsidi baja
Pegi laut kena tongkat..subsidi minyak
Pegi kebun kelapa..subsidi beruk, thee he he

Ini pak cik 75 tahun tak perlu tongkat..
Dia punya tongkat bagi kat orang rumah pakai..!!

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Tak Serik-serik

Kylie Minogue peels off at 41 for a cause close to her heart
By Daily Mail Reporter

Readmore

Four years after she beat breast cancer, Kylie Minogue is raising awareness of the disease in a stunning new campaign. The 41-year-old strips off and wears nothing but a smile and silk sheet with the Fashion Targets Breast Cancer logo across in a striking image taken by acclaimed photographer Mario Testino.

Joining Minogue in the revealing new campaign, which kicks off today, is pregnant supermodel Claudia Schiffer and actress Sienna Miller.

Laaaaannnn..ntak!
Dah tentu dia bukan Islam..
Dah tentu dia Mat Saleh..thee he he
Ikut suka dia..

Seeloknya kerat je sebelah..
Baru dia tau..thee he he
Sebelah kecik sebelah besar..thee he he
Sebelah timbul sebelah leper..

Orang Melayu tak kurang handal..
Tak caya pegi beli majalah mangga..thee he he
Macam2 saiz mangga, saiz betik ada..

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