Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hell Has No Fury....



2010/03/29
By Adie Suri Zulkefli

BUKIT MERTAJAM: A gutsy grandmother of four turned the tables on a drug junkie by bashing him when he tried to snatch her gold necklace outside her home in Kampung Guar Jering here on Saturday.

The 10.30am drama unfolded when Rokiah Din, 50, noticed the man behaving suspiciously at her house compound...more

Baru dia tau...
Baru dia ada hakai..


Grandmother of four tau?
Dah bercucu, cicit belum..
Umur 50 dol...kalau kerja gomen, umur mcm ni..thee he he
Pergi kerja cuma nak tggu jam pkl 5..
Terjeling-terjeling, terjeling-jeling kat jam..thee he he

thee he he apa la you all ni..thee he he
Suka pandang serong kat gomen staff..
Kami pun undi Pakatan jugak tau..thee he he

Kami boikot Hulu Selangor kang!

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Beruk Jangan Dibagi Cincin


Construction tragedy in Terengganu

KUALA TERENGGANU, March 29 — The third floor of a building currently undergoing construction work in Universiti Malaysia Terengganu in Gong Badak collapsed today killing a Bangladeshi worker, and caused serious injury to two others.

The incident which took place at 5.30 pm today also caused light injuries on two other workers..more


Laaaaaaaaa...
Kesian Terengganu
...
Negeri miskin..

Nak buat building cantik2, tak mampu..
kena cut cost, jimat cermat..thee he he

Pasir dah kena catu..mahal.
Byk dah ekspot ke Singapore..
Kalau tak diekspot ke Singapore..
Pembesar2 dah sapu, buat banglo..thee he he

Paling banyak guna pasir, tu..projek tu..
Projek grand haram satu tak guna..thee he he

Projek Pusat Tamadung Islang.

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Kantoi

Monday, 29 March 2010 12:39

BUTTERWORTH – A resident at a housing estate who thought a Bangladeshi entering a neighbour's house was a thief found out otherwise. The foreigner was caught having sex with an Indonesian maid.

China Press reported that a neighbour saw him going in the house at about 11pm on Friday and assumed that he was a thief.

Worried about the occupant’s safety, the daily said the neighbour called voluntary patrol team members for assistance...more


Laaaaaaaaa..
Projek tak tgk kiri-kanan
...
Main tala ikut sedap..thee he he

Sedar la sikit diri tu ikan bilis..thee he he
Ikan jerung lain, boleh tabur ikut suka..
Sedar la diri tu Bangla..pendatang..thee he he
Projek dgn Minah Indon, apa klasssss...
Mem Ulan Bator pak, mem Ulan Bator..
Baru ada klasssss...

Nak selamat pegi PD..

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Mari Bersenam


Nampak gemuk sebab bawa heroin

Oleh NOOR HASLIZA NUSI
hasliza.nusi@kosmo.com.my

GEORGE TOWN - Tindakan seorang wanita warga China yang memiliki saiz badan kecil molek namun mengenakan pakaian bersaiz besar membongkarkan rahsia dia sebenarnya membawa heroin seberat 1.8 kilogram untuk diseludup ke Hong Kong.

Wanita yang mencurigakan itu kemudian ditahan oleh polis di Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Bayan ..lagi

Laaaaaaaa..
Warga China rupanya
..
Ingatkan warga Ulan Bator..thee he he

Senaman penting..thee he he
Jerawat jeragat boleh padam dgn mekap..
Rambut luruh selai-selai boleh mintak tolong dgn Samy Vellu..
Suruh dia tunjukkan mana kedai tanam rambut..thee he he
Bau ketiak hangit dek lengan menggelambir boleh cover dgn Channel no. 8..

Tapi badan mcm guni beras tak boleh cover dgn baju kurung..
Baju kebaya lagi la, mintak ampun..!!. thee he he

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Jamban Perlu DiDahulukan

By WONG SAI WAN>By WONG SAI WAN
saiwan@thestar.com.my


KUALA LUMPUR: The highly anticipated New Economic Model (NEM) to be unveiled today aims to transform the country into a high-income nation.

The framework of the NEM drawn up by a group of experts will, among others, recommend action on:

● Reducing subsidies;

● Providing a wider safety net to cover more people;

● Improving the skills of the locals;..more


First things first.
Jgn First Class Facilities, Third Class Mentality
..thee he he
Jgn Slogan First, Implement Later..

Jgn kokok bergegar-degar, ekor bergelumang taik..thee he he
Jgn bangunan tinggi melangit, jamban berpalit-palit..awwww!

Jagalah kebersihan jamban kita, jagalah ramai-ramai..
Jambanlah menyatukan kita semua..thee he he

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