Thursday, March 25, 2010

Utang Keliling Buah Pinggang

By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal

KUALA LUMPUR, March 24 — Bayan Baru MP Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohd Hashim called PKR secretary-general Saifuddin Nasution a liar for claiming that the former Penang party chief has RM1.8 million in debts.

It is understood Saifuddin told the Suara Keadilan’s Chinese edition (picture) that the main reason why Zahrain left the opposition party was because the latter was in serious debt, and had owed RM1.8 million to an unnamed Penang-based company.

“These are deceitful lies! If you are trying to get a comment read more at the malaysian insider or read it from freemalaysiatoday.com

Laaaaaaaaaaw...waaak!
Zahren Oo Zahren..thee he he..patut le..lucu
Lucu ke lucah ni..

Ini nak gelak sambil gosok perut..thee he he
Atau gelak sambil hempas2 perut atas tar?

Patut le perut boroi macam bunting 7 bulan..
Buah pinggang dah bengkak..utang dah keliling buah pinggang..thee he he

Jangan diam Zahren...thee he he
Saman Nasution tu..
kuwang hajor kaw Nasution..
Saman Nasution RM41.8 juta..thee he he
Tolak utang RM1.8 juta..
Ada lagi RM40 juta..

Boleh buat padang golf belakang rumah.
Tak payah..jangan..
Jangan guna company RM2 tu..

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Kopitiam Blogspot

Blogs Are Like Coffeeshops

KOTA BAHARU, 23 MARCH 2010: Menteri Besar Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat (pic) who likened blogs to coffeeshops urged Muslims not to abuse internet facilities by making postings that can destroy the community.

He said Muslims who abuse the internet lacked knowledge and regretted that it had been used to destroy the dignity and character of others...more

Ini Latok Gulu memang internet savvy daaaaa...
This Latok Gulu rocks!

Nik Aziz memang memahami..
Kat mana lagi rakyat 1Malaya nak bersuara..

Nak masuk parliment?
Ameno-koko dah conquer..thee he he
Lepas dia, dia. Lepas dia, dia lagi..

Nak berhimpun dalam dewan?
Dewan kena kunci..
Kabel api kena kerat..

Nak bersuara dalam paper?
Paper pun dah nak bengkrap..
Puak ameno-koko je yg rajin beli paper Utusang Malayalam,
Berite Hairang..

Nak berlonggok atas jalanraya?
Nanti kena pancut dgn air kuning..
Tak larat..tak larat..thee he he
Tak larat menggaru..

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Lombong Emas di Titi Tinggi

Hampeh! Tak jadi. Cancel.

Harakahdaily

KANGAR, 23 Mac: Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) Titi Tinggi, Perlis Yip Sun Onn dari MCA-BN meletakkan kerusinya berkuat kuasa serta-merta. Beliau merupakan wakil rakyat pertama dari BN berbuat demikian sejak pilihan raya umum ke-12.

Bagaimanapun The Malaysian Insider difahamkan usaha sedang dibuat untuk memujuk beliau daripada melepaskan kerusi itu ketika ini dan mengubah keputusannya bagi mengelakkan pilihan raya kecil. Keputusannya,..lagi

TEBARU!
By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani


PUTRAJAYA, March 24 — Datuk Seri Najib Razak said Titi Tinggi assemblyman Yip Sun Onn has not quit his seat and continues to support the Barisan Nasional, ending a 24-hour saga which nearly resulted in the 10th by-election in the country since Election 2008.

“I have obtained confirmation from Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin and Perlis Menteri Besar Mohd Isa Sabu that Yip will continue to support BN and will not resign,” ..more

Meraung supplier mineral water..
Air asam boi..
Tauke kedai banner..
Tauke kedai kain pelikat & kain sarung batik..
Pakat hempaskan badan atas tanah..thee he he

Terisak-isak tauke buat titi.."ini plojek titi talak jadi lagi woo", isk isk "itu Yip suwey punya olang kasi main2"
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Sila Rujuk Kepada Mat Hanip

Nazri Abdullah
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 24 Mac: Ahli Parlimen Machang, Saifuddin Nasution Ismail meminta Datuk Ibrahim Ali (Bebas-Pasir Mas) melihat hansard parlimen sebelum mendakwa beliau memfitnahnya berhubung isu memiliki saham dalam syarikat judi.

Dalam pertikaman lidah di antara kedua-dua ahli parlimen itu hari ini, Saifuddin berkata, beliau semalam mendedahkan Ibrahim memiliki saham dalam syarikat Ascot Sports yang dimiliki oleh tauke judi dan bukan memiliki saham dalam syarikat judi.

Keadaan itu, kemudiannya menimbulkan suasana tegang antara kedua-duanya sehingga Zulkifli meminta mereka menyelesaikan perkara tersebut di luar dewan.

"Saya ingat YB Machang dengan YB Pasir Mas boleh settle di luar (dewan)," katanya.

Laaaaannnnnn......chaw!

Pejuang Melayu...huih!
Membela nusa dan bangsa..waw! wow!
Demi ibu pertiwi..adesss!!
Biar putih tulang..whoaa!!

Lancai punya Broheng Ali...
Duduk jugak bawah kelangkang Vincent Tan..thee he he
Redup..sejuk..MASYUK..

Takpe..tak salah..thee he he
Tak caya tanya KPN..
Bukan KPN sekarang..
KPN yg dulu tuuu.. 
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Jual Lubang Ka?

Potholes for sale

Sunday, 14 March 2010 18:37

BERLIN – A novel idea by a hard-up east German village to sell its potholes to finance their repair looked to have got off to a good start, with 111 already snapped up by today, the official website showed.

Since two week ago, people have been able to buy a hole in Niederzimmern near Leipzig for 50 euros (RM235).

In return, the authorities will repair it, and "sponsor" it by putting a personal message on top...read more at malaysianmirror

Ini kat Berlin..
Kat Jerman sana..thee he he

Projek pelik macam ni..
Tak boleh buat kat 1Malaya..
Meraung2 meracau2 rakyat jelata nanti..
Sebab..hairan. Thee he he..
Tol kena..road tax kena..cukai pintu..cukai jamban

Lagi mau suruh beli lubang..

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