Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Zahren Strikes Back

By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal
Msian Insider

KUALA LUMPUR, March 23 — Bayan Baru MP Datuk Seri Zahrain Hashim today lashed out at Kalabakan MP Datuk Abdul Ghapur Salleh for challenging him to name all 30 Barisan MPs who were supposed to cross over to Pakatan Rakyat (PR) during the failed Sept 16 attempt to take over the government.

“I am surprised that he reacted in this way and turned it into a personal attack towards me. He accused me of quitting because I could not procure a project, because I had a protruding stomach...more

"Ini Zahren la..!
Hang tak kenai aku ka?
Aku la kawan baik Broheng Ali"
..thee he he

Broheng Ali pengerusi PERKOSA..ooops PERKASA..thee he he

Ini yg 1Malaya tengah tunggu..Ameno-koko nak kelepuk ameno-koko..
Tibai Zahren tibai..
Hempap dia dgn perut 7 bulan hang..thee he he
Jgn bagi dia ada nyawa..thee he he

Dia tak kenai sapa Zahren lagi..
Ini Zahren perut boroi 7 bulan..
Ini Zahren tauke padang golf RM2..thee he he

Dey..dey.. 30 org semuanya..
Awat hang bukak 8 ja?
22 lagi mana..

Hang tak dak teloq ka?

Teloq dah kerat humban kat tasik P/jaya..thee he he

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Space: The Next Frontier

Virgin Galactic.

A spaceship for tourist.

For anyone who can forks out a cool GBP 133,000 for a ride of a lifetime.

It flies 6 passengger plus 2 crew.

First flight will be in the year of 2012...more

*Muzapor Sukor hape barang..
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The Man From Pasir Panjang Goes to Imperial College

Mariam Mokhtar
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Malaysian Mirror



ANWAR has charisma, but Nizar oozes sincerity. That was the verdict of a core of devoted followers after three successive days of lectures in London.

They were captivated by the oratory skills and engaging manner of Perak’s ousted mentri besar. He possesses indomitable spirit. He seems passionate in his political convictions. And he is not weighted down by personal baggage. Many opined that he is a future prime minister of Malaysia.

Nizar Jamaluddin’s talk at Imperial College, “The Challenges of Islam and Democracy in Malaysia”, was an impromptu event attended by 100 people, mostly Malaysians studying or working in England. They weren’t all Ipohites or Perakians; some were lured by curiosity...pls continue reading, pls la..pls. read la..

The real Menteri Besar.
A cooooool Menteri Besar


Not MB..thee he he
Not that MB..thee hee he

Not that MB Tauke Roti..
You know what MB means?
MB means Mahkamah Bagi..thee he he

Tak caya?
Check kat DBP..thee he he
Tau makna DBP?
Dewan Bahasa bermalaPetaka. thee he he (guling2 atas tar!!)

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Pihak ke Tiga suku

Al-Brangi
HarakahDaily

"Kementerian Dalam Negeri masih belum menerima aduan berhubung campurtangan 'pihak ketiga dalam pasukan Polis Diraja Malaysia' seperti yang didakwa oleh ketua polis negara, Tan Sri Musa Hassan," kata menterinya, Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein.

Penyiasatan yang teliti harus dilakukan segera. Hal keselamatan dan ketenteraman negara tidak boleh dipandang enteng...lagi



Laaaaaaaaaa..
Ini salah ni..
Campurtangan tugas penjawat awam..
Menghalang penjawat awam..thee he he
Boleh kena dakwa-dakwi..

Tak mungkin Pak Guard parlimen..
Mat Nuar lagi tak mungkin, nak kena tumbuk lagi sekali?
Ayah Pin?
Rasul Melayu Ulu Kelang?

Tapi...thee he he
Mintak tolong banyak2..
Mintak simpang..thee he he

Tolong jgn biarkan pompuan campurtangan.
Lemak-kelemak nanti!

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I Do It My Way...

By Rahmah Ghazali

FULL REPORT KUALA LUMPUR: Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim could be investigated under the Sedition Act for his Sept 16, 2008, takeover claim, said Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz today.

The minister was responding to the police reports lodged against Anwar after former PKR MP Zahrain Mohamed ..more

Bush kena tumbuk dgn TUNgkek

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Ada lagi kaaa...
Awat pakai taktik ni plak..thee he he
Saiz-pool Baukari macamana..

ISA dah rasa..6 tahun Dol....solitary confinement
Hampir patah pinggang..thee he he
Naik luruh rambut, nasib baik cepat..thee he he
Habis segala bulu, lendir kena kutip..
Dey..dey..nak tumbuk, jgn tumbuk curi..
Mana boleh ikat mata..
Gari tangan lagi..
Mana boleh Dol..
Ini kejam...
Sadis...thee he heZalim...
Yahudi..
Ini APCO ni.

Ooooops!

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Ini Ghapur lah, Bukan Ghaplah!



By Rahmah Ghazali

FULL REPORT KUALA LUMPUR: Outspoken Umno Kalabakan parliamentarian Abdul Ghapur Salleh ripped into Independent Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohamed Hashim over the latter's startling allegations on the Sept 16, 2008 government takeover.

"He could be fatter and happier now, but I don't know why he would ..more


Laaaaaaad....dzat!!
Ameno-koko sama ameno-koko..
Ameno-koko nak kelepuk ameno-koko..thee he he
1Malaya nak tengok..
"Ini kepala bapak kau, ini kepala bapak aku"
"Pijak la kalau kau ada telo!"

"Kamek Ghapur Kalabakan"..thee he he
Henyak Ghapur henyak..
Henyak muka dia dgn ponggong..
Tonyoh muka dia..thee he he
Jangan bagi can..
Tonyoh mulut dia dgn gambir..
Sagat dgn tempurung
..thee he he

Biar dia rasa..berbuih-buih mulut thee he he
Bercakap dalam parlimen guna bahasa isyarat.

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