Monday, March 22, 2010

Lapan Lagi!

Lompat la betui2..

KUALA LUMPUR, 18 MARCH, 2010: Bayan Baru Member of Parliament (MP) Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohamed Hashim (pic) today named eight MPs, whom he claimed were ready to jump ship in the opposition's bid to take over the government on Sept 16, 2008.

They were:

Datuk Seri Abdul Ghapur Salleh (BN-Kalabakan),
Datuk Seri Anifah Aman (BN-Kimanis),
Datuk Bung Moktar Radin (BN-Kinabatangan),
Datuk Chua Soon Bui (Independent-Tawau),
Datuk Eric Majimbun (Independent-Sepanggar),
Dr Mohd Puad Zarkashi (BN-Batu Pahat),
Datuk Seri Tengku Azlan Sultan Abu Bakar (BN-Jerantut)
and Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah (BN-Gua Musang).

Laaaaaaaaaa..
Tunggu apa lagi..
Ulat dah naik mata..
Tak de telo ke..
Lompat le betui2..thee he he

Jangan berangan lagi..
Mat bijaN dah sayang kat Zahren sorang sekarang ni..
Zahren cun..
Zahren jambu..


Jangan berangan lagi..
Mat bijaN nak kasi semua kontrak kelab golf kat Zahren..
Melopong aahhh la 8 ketui ni..

At least Nipah Man dah dapat laga pipi dgn Hillary Clinton..
Kinabatangan dah dapat bini jambu..
6 ketui lagi..?


Tap tap tap..meleleh air liur.
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Oh! Azizah...

Oooooops..silap.
Oh! Nurul Izzah...


KUALA LUMUR, 22 MARCH, 2010: UMNO Youth Chief, Khairy Jamaluddin (pic) said the statement by Opposition leader, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim regarding the 1Malaysia issue was an attempt to mislead and contaminate the image of the government.


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa..!!
Patut la dendam sampai ke hari ni
..thee he he
Patut pun..
Hajat tak kesampaian..
Air dah keluar ikut telinga..thee he he

Mana padan..tak ssessuwai..thee he he
Anak mat nuar kulit putih amoi Ulan Bator..
Mamat ni ireng arang batu
..thee he he

Patut le cakap bukan2..
Ghope2nye terkilan dan termengkelan..
Udah le..mat nuar dah dapat cucu!
Ini kira senasib dgn zul nordin misai gatai..
Misai gatai suka lagu, Oh!Azizah..
Mamat Ghombau ##tai gatai, suka lagu..

3 kupang!!


He claimed that Anwar’s accusation that the government received advice from public relations firm APCO Worldwide in order to implement the concept and it is related to the 1 Israel concept is a clear fraud...read more at Msian Digest

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Caya La JB!

 SOME insurance companies in Johor are recruiting female agents to have sex with potential customers, Guang Ming Daily re-ported.

The companies also arranged for the agents to party with the would-be clients at nightclubs and karaoke outlets...more



Laaaaaaannn..chai..
Thee he he..hape ni..
Ini program baru ni..
Ini program 1Malaya 1Insuran ke..

Berderet beratur org nak amik insuran..
Yg tau nak mati esok pun, nak beli jugak..thee he he

Tapi kena tgk ejen dulu..
Kalau katik macam ayam serama..
Badan macam guni beras..

Tak nak la..tak nak
Nak yang macam China doll Ulan Bator..thee he he


Ini berita sudah silap..
Bukan kat Johor ni..thee he he
Kat Guandong, Shenzen, Outer Mongolia..
Org Johor tak buat macam ni..


Marah si Badut..thee he he
Ooops...Gadut.
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Kylie - "I pompuan tau.."

Khairy calls the public to assess Mat Nuar credibility
Msian Insider

KUALA LUMPUR, March 21 — The public have been urged to assess Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s credibility following a revelation of the opposition’s aborted Sept 16 plan by Member of Parliament for Bayan Baru Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohamed Hashim..more


Laaaaaaaan...toi!
Ini regu Rais Puter-puter..
Hamprak 2 ketui ni dah tak de khoje..thee he he
Sorang jadi jaga Angkasapuri..
Sorang lagi jadi jaga meter air.
..thee he he, Rombau tak do air dol..

Mat Nuar dah beranak pinak dol..
Berderet lima nam orang..mau assess jugak ko..
Jgn probe..Rais Puter kan dah kena pakai sarung tangan 3 lapis..

Assess diri sendiri dol..
Ada 2 bijik batu ka dol..
Sekolah tinggi sampai ke Oxford Cambridge..thee he he
Kokok kuat, ketua orang muda Ameno-koko..

Handal lagi si Nong..thee he he
Tak ada kawasan..
Tapi jadi menteri.

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Ntah-hape-Rais-Libang-libu-Datuk-puter2-alam-Yatim-telungkup-Seri-bangkit balik-Dr-dahi berkilat


Rais wants Anwar probed for alleged takeover attempt
M'sian Insider

JEMPOL, March 21 — Opposition leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim should be probed by the Dewan Rakyat’s Rights and Privileges Committee over the alleged takeover attempt of the federal government by the opposition in 2008, said Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim..more


Laaaaaaaaa..
Kacau. Kacau..jiwa kacau..thee he he
Hapa ni?? Dey kici...appaaa???
Jangan main gila..cuba tunjuk contoh baik sikit..
Orang Australia tengah tengok tu..thee he he

Probe? Nak probe Mat Nuar pulak? thee he he
Ini nak suruh 1Malaya menangis atau meraung ni?
Probe Mat Nuar hapenye....
Bukan dia yang buat report kena sondol..thee he he
Probe Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan la..ngok.

Pakai sarung tangan 3 lapis..thee he he
Dia ada sejarah tak mau berak 2 hari!

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