Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sah. Puduraya Terletak Diatas Lombong Emas.

A cool RM52 mullion facelift
2010/03/11

By Koi Kye Lee

KUALA LUMPUR: Puduraya, the three-decade-old bus terminal in the heart of the city, will see a four-month closure beginning March 19 to facilitate refurbishment work. Uda Holdings Bhd managing director Datuk Jaafar Abu Hassan said the refurbishment would be one of the drastic measures to be taken at Puduraya to provide a pleasant environment for bus passengers..u may want to read more.

Puduraya selepas face-lift. Bulatan kecil dalam gambar
adalah jamban Puduraya, buang & jatuh bawah terus.

A cool M52 million..
52 juta beb
.. bukan 5 juta, jgn pekak..thee he he
Itu baru face-lift, make-up sikit2..
Belum full treatment, kasi botox satu kali!

4 bulan Puduraya katup dol...4 bulan
4 bulan tauke simen guling2 dalam simen..thee he he
4 bulan tauke pasir tak jadi pegi Singapura..
4 bulan la jugak jalan jem kaw2 punya..


Nong ni sapa sebenarnya?

Bagitau la area mana..

Menang berapa majoriti..thee he he
Bagus sangat ke si Nong ni... tetiba jadi menteri?

Melayu area mana guna nama Nong?
Kapur lebih sangat daaa..

RM52 juta tuuuu...baik buat yang baru!!


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Gentlemen, Start Your Engines.. Lets Burn Some Rubber!

California to study requiring condoms in porn
The Daily Chili

California's worker safety board voted Thursday to further study a proposal that would require porn actors to wear condoms during sex scenes.

The six-member California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board voted unanimously to assign an advisory committee to study the proposal from the AIDS Healthcare Foundation.(read more..)



Mencanak naik harga getah asli..Nak harapkan kementerian si anu nak naikkan harga getah?
Nak mencari pasaran baru untuk getah?
R & D untuk getah?
Jgn harap... baik dia naikkan harga petrol..
Sebab harga petrol 1Malaya masih jauh lebih rendah dari di Zimbabwe..thee he he

Apsal tak panggil si Yeoh promosi getah 1Malaya..
Lah mesti setuju..thee he he
Si Yeoh boleh tolong toreh...
Si Yeoh boleh tolong mesinkan getah..


jemurkan..keringkan..siap boleh tolong sarungkan..oops!
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1Malaya Pengekspot Mak Yong Terbesar Di Dunia

REELTIME: RM1.5m for film on mak yong dancer
2010/03/20



Meor Shariman
mshariman@nst.com.my

A FILM about a mak yong dancer has been picked as the first project to be financed by the Information, Communications and Culture Ministry, using a grant allocated for films of national interest.

The film, Mek Ani: The Legend of Mak Yong to be produced by Wan's Productions Sdn Bhd, will begin shooting in May. (read more..)

Laaaaaaaaa...
Jangan marah kat kementerian ini..

Ini kementerian happy2 &  joget2 lambak..thee he he
Tau joget lambak?
Kalau tak tau..tengok gambo beruk2 kat atas tu..
Terutama beruk kepala licin...thee he he

Jangan peduli..tak payah bagi maklumat2 berguna pada rakyat 1Malaya..
Jangan peduli..tak payah provide better communication tools..
Internet biar lembab macam kura2 lepas mengawan..
Suratkhabar dah cukup dgn yang ada..tak payah tambah2..
Nanti kalau banyak sgt s/khabar, rakyat jadi bengap sebab lama sangat duduk membaca..

Mari kita mengabis duit rakyat juta2..
Lagi pun..thee he he
Lagi pun, mak yong seksi apaaaaa....


Boleh gosok2 bahu macam Lah gosok bahu Yeoh..
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Membaca Jambatan Ilmu

Michelle Yeoh jadi ikon membaca 1Malaysia.
Kosmo

KUALA LUMPUR - Orang ramai berpeluang menemui pelakon antarabangsa, Datuk Michelle Yeoh yang dipilih sebagai ikon dalam program Marilah Membaca 1Malaysia anjuran Perpustakaan Negara yang akan diadakan bulan depan.(baca lagi kat sini)


Laaaaaaaaa...
Dalam ramai2 umat..
Berjuta2 umat kat 1Malaya..
Si Yeoh ni jugak jadi bahan..dulu kena bahan dgn Lah..thee hee he
Ingat? Meleret leret Lah gosok bahu si Yeoh..
Bahu bintang pelem.. bintang pelem Hollywood tuuu..
Sekarang 1Malaya suda angkat jadi ikon baca buku..

Sebab si Yeoh fasih berbahasa Melayu..
Si Yeoh bangga duduk kat 1Malaya..
Si Yeoh banyak koleksi buku2 A Samad Said.. kerap kena teh dgn Pak Samad
Si Yeoh peminat Shahnon Ahmad, selalu lepak kat sana..thee he he
Si Yeoh ni pandai tulis jawi, kat Paris pun dia tulis nama ikut jawi..


Reti ke si Yeoh baca buku Melayu?
Tanya dia dulu, pernah beli Berita Hairang? Utusang Malayalam..thee he he

Perpustakaan Negara pun dah 2x5 dgn DBP..
Tau DBP? thee he he
Dewan Bahasa bermalaPetaka..




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