Friday, March 12, 2010

Internet Savvy

'PM's only job - reading Facebook messages'

Veteran DAP stalwart Lim Kit Siang had the audience in stitches when he commented about Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak's remark pertaining to the messages on his Facebook. Najib had said that he receives about 600 messages daily, and that he personally reads all of them.

Pojaman, suami Thaksin Sinawatra

However, Lim was not convinced. "Let's assume that it takes one minute to read one message. Are you telling me that Najib spends 600 minutes (10 hours) reading his Facebook messages everyday?..read more here..

Ini contoh seorang isteri yang sihat..Hari2 ngadap skrin komputer..
Tulang belakang kuat, biji mata cerah..thee he he

Kalau gaji RM60k? .. itu tak termasuk elaun hitu hini lagi.
Bangsat2 sehari maknanya gaji RM2k..

10 jam sehari tuan2 & puan2..Biru lebam bijik mata ngadap skrin..larat?
Kumat kamit cakap sorang2 baca msg..
Itu kalau msg yg elok2..
Yang tak elok? Yg perli2..usik2..cuit2..thee he he
Duduk berjam2 panas bontot..kencing tahan
Nak berak kena tahan..Kembang pipi, kembang perut, kembang-kempis..kembang satu badan..
tak aktif, tak aktif..thee he he

Baik jual burger tepi jalan.

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Apa yang dah cukup ni? thee he he

Cukuplah Kak Zah!

Salam 2 all.

Saya merujuk kepada kenyataan Presiden PKR Dato’ Seri Wan Azizah (DSWA) dan beberapa kenyataan segelintir pimpinan PKR dan Pakatan Rakyat lain yang menuntut saya supaya mengosongkan kerusi Parlimen Kulim Bandar Bharu.

Saya sebenarnya memang sangat keberatan dan tidak bercadang langsung untuk membuat apa-apa kenyataan.. baca lagi diblog Zul Nordin..

thee he he..hapa ni?
Lawyer ni kenapa pulak..
Teruk sangat ke..
Kot iye pun..thee he he..jangan taruk dalam blog..
1Malaya baca..1Malaya tau..


Kak Zah mana pulak ni? thee he he
Kak Zah jual nasi lemak kot..Kak Zah nak tambah nasi, lawyer ni tak larat..

Jangan2 Kak Zah sebelah rumah tak?
Kak Zah beranak sorang.. ibu tunggal..thee he heTau pun tak larat..
Hang jangan buat pelecey..hang pakai ketayap

Bila pulak mak Wan Azizah beranakkan lawyer ni?
Tulis la 'Dr Wan Azizah'..Nak tunjuk dia intim, rapat, kamcing la tu..

Pooo rah!
Hang dah kena perambat pun..thee he he
Pi cepat2 isi borang ameno koko, sebelum borang naik harga!

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Hero Baru Telah Tiba


Protect Malay interest

By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani
KUALA LUMPUR, March 7 — The Malay Consultative Council (MPM) has declared that the New Economic Model (NEM) proposed by the Najib administration must protect Malay interests as prescribed by Article 153 of the Federal Constitution.

Setting up a bank to help Malays

By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani and G. Manimaran
KUALA LUMPUR, March 7 — The Malay Consultative Council (MPM) plans to set up a bank to help the Malay community regain its footing in the country’s economy, saying RM2 billion would be needed for the venture.

A MPM leader told The Malaysian Insider that the bank was necessary as the Malays have fallen behind in the economic ladder. The proposal was made at the inaugural MPM roundtable discussion held at the Matrade headquarters here.


Ini tabiat katak tak kena ujan 2 minggu..Badan dah panas miang..libang-libu..thee he he
Sana orang jampi serapah..
Sini orang sumpah seranah..

Tabiat orang suka publisiti murah..
Tabiat orang tak ada tulang belakang..
Tabiat lalang..

Ini percubaan nak mencium buntut kali ke 2..thee he he

Dulu dah berjaya..siap dapat cium tangan orang sebelah..

1Malaya tengah tunggu..
Tunggu PR lagi satu..thee he he
Ada tak nama species ni..?


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