Thursday, March 11, 2010

Cenangau Mengagau-ngagau


Angau cenangau
TheStar

PETALING JAYA: Kulim-Bandar Baru MP Zulkifli Noordin is comfortable remaining as an independent for now. Zulkifli, who was recently sacked from Parti Keadilan Rakyat, said he did not plan to join any political party at the moment but that he could not predict the future....

On calls by PKR president Datin Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail and several party leaders for him to resign as MP, Zulkifli said: “The issue does not arise. Life goes on. I want to remember Kak Wan as I remember her. I will cherish the moments.”...you may want to read more..

Laaaaaa...
Tak payah bagi tau..

Parti sendiri sudah pelangkong..thee he he
PAS dah kasi  flying kick kat buntut..
Habis tak kan nak layan DAP..
Dulu mengata Guan Eng kaw-kaw..
Nak berepuk tampar dgn Soi Lek?
Tak bley...sapa2 dah bersunat tak bley join
Samy Velu? thee he he..

Makan sireh beb! Comot Misai Gatai ala P Romlee..

Bercerai? Dalam edah? thee he he.. cerai edah habah dia...
Bila bersamanye...?
Yang bersame..Mat Nuar sorang je..
Dapat Izzah, Nuha, Ehsan dan... dan lain-lain..

Cherish moment pala bana hapenye?
theee he he he he he he he he ...(guling2 atas tar!!!)
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Hitang Itu Menawang..


2010/03/11

KUALA TERENGGANU: There is a possibility that the Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin stadium may be reopened without its roof. Menteri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said said once the collapsed roof debris had been cleared, a study on the safety of the structure would be carried out...u may want to read more..

Laaaaaa...
Apa ni?

Dey..panas la..

Kot iye pun jgn menyusahkan rakyat..
Your country is hot u know?
Dah la buntut masing2 itam..
Ini nak panggang orang dlm stadium ke?


Dey!
Yang tak ada bumbung..thee he he
Jamban dolu-dolu..

Jamban kat tali air!


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Dimana Kan Ku Cari Ganti

UPDATED

KUALA LUMPUR, March 9 — Sacked PKR lawmaker Zulkifli Noordin today told the Syariah High Court that he will not represent Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim tomorrow in his qazaf application, escalating his spat with his former party and client.


Misai serupa misai gatai P Romlee..thee he heJamin dia hafal lagu2 P Romlee..
'Di mana kan ku cari ganti..
serupa dgn mu..'

'Oh! Azizah..... opppss!!!
Tu la, katup pintu jamban kalau nak menyanyi..
Kan 1Malaya dah tau..

Eleh buat la alasan macam2..

'Tak yakin dgn pimpinan' la..
'Firaun kecil' la..(kat 1Malaya ni, Firaun cuma sorang..sihat lagi tu)'Demi prinsip' la..


You know la, business cant be mixed with pleasure one..thee he he
(kalau la Mat Nuar serve penuh hukuman rasuah dulu..thee he he)
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E-book vs Conventional Books

by Adli Shahar

An e-book or digital book is an electronic version of the conventional book that we have today. Unlike conventional book, the text of e-books is not printed on paper, but it is in several digital formats that can only be read on a personal computer or on a device design specifically for the purpose.

By using e-book, readers will view the graphic and text of the book materials using particular platform, instead of reading it on tangible book made up of paper. There are many digital formats that are used by the e-books developers to deliver the text of the e books. Different format will offer readers different quality and features of the view of the material. Among the formats are .doc, .txt, .htm, .html, .exe, .pdf, .flv, and .avi.....read more here..

Conventional books win hands down.We can throw books at will. It wont get broken to pieces. Plus we can throw it at someone else's face. thee he he

Books can act as reserve bank. Slip some ten ringgit notes between its pages so that we can retrieve the money at a later time, in time of need. But be prepared to lose it..

We can splat our nose-pickings on its pages. Do that on the e-books..

Books can be arranged in neat rows and to be arranged later, arrange it again..and again..and again

We can put our sorry bottom on books.

We can stand on it to get another books from the higher shelves.

It can be eaten! Its only paper u idiot! Paper mainly comes from bamboo. Its surely edible. You see, panda do likes bamboo.

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Dilarang Test Power

KANGAR, 9 Mac — Beberapa pemimpin Umno Perlis membantah usaha Majlis Tindakan Anak Perlis (Mantap) untuk membuat kaji selidik terhadap kepimpinan Datuk Seri Dr Md Isa Sabu sebagai Menteri Besar.

Selain berangapan kaji selidik itu akan mengeruhkan suasana politik di negeri berkenaan, ianya juga dilihat memperkecilkan jawatan Menteri Besar..read more here..

Bebudak Mantap ni team mana..Ini mesti dah ber'team-team' muncul ni..
Lagi byk team lagi bagus..thee he he
Ameno-koko pulun ameno-koko..
Mantap nak buat kaji selidik..pun tak boleh

Patut la Protong dah nak bengkrap..thee he he

Ini 'Dr', doktor perubatan ke..
Doktor falsafah ke..
Doktor sakit jiwa ke..
Universiti mana..thee he he
Atau 'Dr' serupa Zambry punya?

Jgn samakan dgn 'Dr' Zambry..
Dia MB..thee he he..EmBi

Mahkamah Bagi!

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