Friday, March 5, 2010

Usahawan Telur Ayam

Tara tloq!


PETALING JAYA, 4 MAR, 2010: Kulim Bandar Baharu Member of Parliament (MP) Zulkifli Noordin today walked out of the Parti Keadilan Rakyat's (PKR) disciplinary board hearing on the use of the word "Allah", in protest of the case being heard by non-Muslim members in the panel.

He said the action was taken based on his stand not to allow or recognise non-Muslim panel to discuss matters regarding Islam.



Laaaaaa...
Jibaok ni lawyer..
Jibaok ni mamat RMC..thee he he
Tak malu ke kat kawan2?

Tak malu kalau orang bertanya?
Nanti orang tanya..
Bini lu pegang ke?
Sebelah mana pecah?
Dua-dua belah ke? kesiannya..thee he he
Jeans ketat sangat tu..

Habis sekarang ni takde teloq la?


Artikel lengkap..
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Nenas, anyone?


This giant pineapple will greet you upon your arrival at the wharf in Sarikei.

It is interesting to note that though there is not a single pineapple farm nearby but yet a replica of a pineapple is erected at the heart of Sarikei. Maybe some time ago, Sarikei used to be a major pineapple grower.

Eventhough it is contructed with good craftmanship but due to its location which is quite secluded, this giant replica can go unnoticed at times and rendering it unknown to newcomers.

But then again, people just go to the wharf and wait for the boat, hop in and off they go to their destination. Just leave the replica alone. 

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Berpadu Merembat Balak

Harus-sana-sini Tan Sri..

KUALA LUMPUR, 5 Mac — Ketika hampir genap dua tahun selepas pilihan raya umum ke-12, Mufti Perak Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria mendakwa PAS bersikap angkuh dengan menolak syor agar dibentuk kerajaan campuran di negeri itu pada 2008.

Beliau menceritakan keangkuhan PAS Perak yang menolak mentah-mentah cadangan penubuhan kerajaan perpaduan di negeri itu walaupun secara dasarnya ia diperkenan oleh Sultan Perak, Sultan Azlan Shah dan juga dipersetujui oleh kepimpinan tertinggi parti itu.

Laaaaaa....
Dia bukak mulut..thee he he
Ingatkan dah dapat "Tan Sri", duduk diam-diam..thee he he
Nak bercakap jugak..

Berapa ribu orang mengundi dia ni..
Kawasan parliment mana..
ADUN mana..
Menang berapa majoriti? thee he he

Dia ni mesti kawan baik si Nong..
Nong tak menang kawasan..thee he he
Tapi..
Tapi..kamcing..kaw tim..
Dapat jadi menteri..

Bila jadi menteri, nak buat segala serba-serbi..
tapi..sekolah tak tinggi!

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Beli Utang, Kemudian Kutip Untung

Selangor MB silences critics

MsianInsider

By Neville Spykerman
SHAH ALAM, March 5 — Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim proved his naysayers wrong by successfully collecting more than RM50 million in cash and assets from developer Talam Corp Bhd after acquiring its debts from state firms.

The Selangor mentri besar came under fire last November for getting the state to buy up RM392 million in debts which Talam owed to three state companies, all accumulated during Datuk Seri Dr Khir Toyo’s administration.


Ada akai?Khir Toyol ada akai?
Nak kena balun dgn penyapu? thee he he

Ini MB baru, MB real la..
Bukan MB, Mahkamah Bagi daa..
Ini orang korporat daa..

RM50 juta sudah masuk kantung..
Bukan RM50 juta sudah bawak belayar..
Bukan RM50 jut sudah joli Paris..

..joli Disneyland..
..joli Australia..
..bawak anak bini..bawak amah..thee he he..


Bukan RM50 juta mau bikin High Chapparal..
Poo..raaah!

Full article..
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