Thursday, February 4, 2010

Cakap Bahasa Melayu Boleh?

IPOH, Feb 3 — Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir said the opposition were the ones who lacked understanding of democracy by questioning his proposal that 28 opposition state assemblymen vacate their seats for by-elections to be held in their constituencies.

The Perak Menteri Besar said they were shallow in their understanding of democracy by demanding that he seek the dissolution of the state legislative assembly.

 
Lacked understanding.. ‘kurang paham’ - cakap Melayu nye



Nak bagi orang Melayu paham, cakap dlm bahasa Melayu yg org Melayu paham!


Jgn ckp bahasa Melayu campur pasembor dari benua kain sari.


Jgn time bercakap, mulut penuh sireh.


Jgn bercakap sambil kaki, tangan, tengkuk, kepala, join bercakap sama.. kih kih kih


Akai elek! Yeee..lek! Poooo..rah!!!!
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Humban Dalam Laut Baru Tau



Saya hadir atas jemputan NGO, mahu tunai amanah Tun Razak: Ku Li

KUALA LUMPUR: Bekas Pengerusi Petronas, Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, hari ini menjelaskan kehadiran beliau memberi ceramah di Stadium Sultan Mohamad IV adalah atas jemputan 52 badan bukan kerajaan (NGO) dari Kelantan dan Terengganu, bukannya di pentas kerajaan negeri pimpinan Pas.
"Saya bukan hadir perhimpunan di Kelantan itu kerana saya hendak sokong Pas...tidak...saya ahli Umno.”


Bangang. Ingatkan kepala dah licin, bijak.

Tunai amanah Tun Razak konon. Mana belajar? London ajar?

Petrol tu moyang Tun Razak punya? datuk Tun Razak punya?

Petrol tu org K’tan punya. Mcm petrol Miri kepunyaan org Sarawak.

Mcm jugak kalau ada petrol kat Kemamang, Ganu punya.

Kalau betul la petrol tu Tun Razak yg punya, sampai nak bertunai2 amanah..

Habis la..habis la Tanah Melayu..

Sebab sure petrol tu sekarang dah jatuh kat tangan anak dia tu!!!…

Sebab Tun Razak dah Allahyarham Tun Razak.




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Medical Facility in Paloh, Sarawak


This is the only medical facility available for the people of Paloh, Sarawak and the neighbouring islands. Since it was set up on an island among clusters of neighbouring islands, the only way to reach the clinic is by the sea. The journey with a fishing boat to reach the Klinik Desa from Kg Sebako of Pulau Bruit may take 45 minutes. It may be more or less the same from the other islands too. For those who own a speedboat, the time to make the journey surely will be a lot shorter.


Attendants staff the clinic at most of the time. Well, once in a blue moon a doctor may conduct a visit. The clinic treats minor cuts, dispensing medication or conducting regular check-ups for pregnant women.



Due to the distance and the hassle to get there, some people in the neighbouring islands just never bother about the existence of the clinic. The will make do with whatever medication they have at home.



It is high time indeed to set up a medical facility on each island to serve the people, because accidents, misfortunes and emergencies can occur at any time. It will be so unfortunate when people in need are denied access to this most basic need.

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Sotong & Kengkawan2nye

Ini sotong kering

Ini ikan pari, kawan sotong kering.

Ini pun kawan sotong kering, si obor-obor.

Ini pun kawan sotong kering jugak, sama species.
Saiz-pool Bukhari.

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Sah Nyanyuk, Pelupa & Selalu Makan Semut!

Ku Li’s Using A Wrong Platform
Wednesday, 03 February 2010 Super Admin
(Bernama) - Umno veteran Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah’s use of an opposition platform to state his stand on the oil royalty issue is not acceptable, said former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad.
He said this was because the former finance minister could have used a more suitable platform like a forum to put forward his views.



Memang sah. Confirmed. Kompom!
Dah nyanyuk.
Pelupa.
Alzheimer  kot?..he he
Dah banyak tertelan semut.

Lantak Ku Li nak guna platform apa pun. Sebok cipan hape.
Platform kat Puduraya ke, platform pelantar minyak ke..
Ikut suka dia, eh bukan satu kapal ke dgn Ku Li? 
Kapal layar? Parti cap kapal layar.
Kapal layar nak karam..

Masa kena terajang dari Ameno dulu, tok wan ni guna platform apa?
Menitik air lendir mintak bercakap atas platform PAS. Kan?
Dah lupa? Nyanyuk? Dah Alzheimer?
Pegi berubat...


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Baru Dia Ada Akai.


Cabaran Zambry Tidak Masuk Akal
Drs Khalil Idham Lim
..keluarlah kenyataan yang macam-macam dan tidak masuk akal.

Termasuklah Menteri Besar Kudeta Perak , Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir apabila kelmarin beliau tanpa berfikir panjang telah mencabar Menteri Besar Rakyat Perak ,Hj. Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin dan 27 lagi ADUN Pakatan Rakyat supaya mengosongkan kerusi mereka bagi membolehkan pilihan raya kecil diadakan di 28 kerusi DUN tersebut di Perak.



Bukan ‘tidak masuk akal’.
‘Akai tara’ atau pun ‘akai elek!’, sebetulnya.


Sejak kena sumpah haram, itu haram,
Ini haram,
Memang dah lama macam hilang akal pun.

Dulu mengaku keturunan Gandhi, satu Malaya terguling2 dibuatnya!?
Mana boleh Gandhi mencekik tempoyak!

Nak buat kilang kasut byk2 kat Perak pulak,
Habis kaldai pun berkasut kat Perak.

Masuk kampung orang, merasa kena perambat,
pergi US pun kena perambat (kastam US pelik, gambor passport lain, nama lain)

Kat Perak dah ada orang nak melabur berbillion2.
(dibahan nye cukup2 org kg teman)
Billion datang dari langit mana? Kedai kopi pun orang cakap billion2..
Nak melabur buat kilang racun Round-Up? Buat kat P Pangkor.

Akai elek!! Yeee…lek!! Poorah!!
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