Friday, December 31, 2010

TELUR Gred C

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Nik Nazmi: Grade C Khusrin not qualified to be state-sec
Written by Wong Choon Mei, Malaysia Chronicle

“Based on track record, Khusrin is not qualified. He is just a Grade C officer, but to force through the appointment, he has been catapulted into Grade A which is the grade a state secretary holds,” Seri Setia assemblyman Nik Nazmi wrote in his blog.


Muka stok kelam..pucat..kurang darah Gred A..thee he he…

Stok byk problem, suka cari pasal..muka stok tak ikhlas..thee he he…

Kuat isap rokok? Isap curut? Asap penuh dlm otak. Oksigen tak sampai ke otak..thee he he…

Gred C banyak makna.. mcm2 makna aku bole reka..thee he he…

Cipan.. cendol.. cipap.. cibai.. cenonot.. cencurut.. cilakau.. ciput..KAH KAH KAH!

TELUR Gred C Part 2

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Nik Nazmi: Grade C Khusrin not qualified to be state-sec

Seri Setia state assemblyman Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad claimed that Khusrin was just a Grade C officer, and as such was not qualified to be appointed as state secretary which is a Grade A post.
“He leaps past the Grade B to hold the position of state secretary which is a Grade A post. Khusrin has only spent 3 out of 27 years as the administrative and diplomatic office at Federal level, the rest of the years, he was only serving in Selangor," he said, and quipped that Khusrin’s qualification "is his opposition to the Pakatan state government".(HERE)

Pegawai Gred C..thee he he…

Muka stok kelam.. pucat.. kurang darah Gred A.. thee he he…





Telur ayam Gred C..thee he he…

Bahan penting utk buat APAM LEBANON..thee he he…

Try tanya Taib Mamud..thee he he…







Batu pelir Gred C..thee he he…

haram tak guna..kusam, kelam, suram, lebam..thee he he…

Tak produktif langsung!! KAH KAH KAH!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

MADEY Jumpa NAJIB Di Paris

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APA MEREKA BUAT DI PARIS di cedok dari tukartiub.blogspot.com

Mahathir and Najib were in Paris where they made friend with a French guy named Jean Paul.

They used to go all over Paris with him (he was a good guide and translator for them) when suddenly one day Jean Paul disappeared.

Mahathir and Najib went to the police and lodged a complaint about the disappearance of their good friend.

The police asked Mahathir and Najib if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier.

Mahathir says: " Jean Paul was handsome and not tall."

Police: "All Frenchmen are like that... give us something more specific!!"

Najib says: " Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair."

Police says: "C'mon guys, all Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair, tell us something more specific!"

Mahathir and Najib almost chorused and said: "Oh yes... now we remember, Jean Paul had two holes in his ass!!!

The Policeman gets really interested now, "Now that's something very specific - but tell me, how do you know this?? Did you guys see his assholes??

Mahathir and Najib: " No we didn’t see the assholes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone was overheard saying, "Here comes Jean Paul with the TWO assholes!!"

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Pak Montori Kaki Rogol?

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Bukan calang2 Pak Montori..thee he he…

Amah ini pun satu.. Pak Montori ndak, kasi aje laa..thee he he…

Sekarang apa dah jadi?..sampai bengkok tiang!..thee he he…

Tak dapat amah, tiang seri kena tala..KAH KAH KAH!





KUALA LUMPUR, Dec 27: "Who is the minister?" is the question on everyone's lips following a revelation in WikiLeaks that a Malaysian cabinet member had got scot free despite allegation that he had raped his Indonesian helper three years ago.

The news immediately shot to become one of the most read stories this year after Harakahdaily published the WikiLeaks expose quoting blogger Rocky Bru.

Rocky Bru, or Ahirudin Attan, who is the editor-in-chief of free daily paper The Malay Mail as well as a well-known blogger, had earlier touched on the incident which took place in 2007, when Abdullah Badawi was the prime minister.

According to WikiLeaks, the incident had become a topic of conversation among diplomatic circles, including the US and Indonesian embassies, and was also discussed in the Prime Minister's Department.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Jaga-jaga TIANG Api

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Kalau la tiang api ni dipakaikan skirt..thee he he…

Dipakaikan liptick tebal2 warna merah..thee he he…

Dengan tiang2 api ni kena tala, kena tutuh, selamat,..KAH KAH KAH!


Pak Montori Pun Kaki Rogol?

KUALA LUMPUR, 28 Dis: Kisah seorang pembantu rumah Indonesia dirogol oleh majikannya yang merupakan seorang menteri bermula apabila sebuah badan kebajikan dan hak asasi manusia, Migrant Care, menerima sepucuk surat aduan daripada adik mangsa.

Surat tanpa tarikh yang ditaip dengan mesin taip biasa itu mendakwa kakaknya yang bernama Robengah telah diperkosa oleh seorang menteri kerajaan Malaysia beberapa kali.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Pokok Tak SENONOH

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Pernah dengar nama pokok ni?..thee he he

Botanist mana laa yang kasi nama ni..thee he he

Macam dah tak ada nama lain..thee he he

Ke****it kering punya botanist! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!!

Pokok CELAKA

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KLIK laa kat gambar tuuu..., baru la dia jadi besar....thee he he

Baru la boleh baca..thee he he

Celaka btol la
h! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!!

Friday, December 24, 2010

RM500 Pun Nak KEMUT

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Negara tak akan muflis kerana imbuhan khas pendidik PR, jamin Anwar


KUALA LUMPUR, 23 Dis – Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim mempertahankan inisiatif imbuhan khas pendidik bulanan RM500, dijanjikan Pakatan Rakyat, tidak akan menyebabkan negara muflis sebagaimana didakwa kerajaan pimpinan Datuk Seri Najib Razak.

“Saya kesal dengan kenyataan Menteri Pelajaran (Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin) baru-baru ini yang memperlekehkan peranan guru sebagai pembina negara.

RM500 utk sorang guru tak akan membengkrapkan 1Malaya.thee he he

Yang membengkrapkan 1Malaya ialah 2 ekor dibawah ini..KAH KAH KAH!!!



pergi Disney pun nak bawak amah..

kat Disney kan ramai amah negro?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

APAM LEBANON Punya Penangan 3

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Roti Arab!

Roti Benggali!

Roti Naan!

 Roti Lebanon!

Saudagar APAM LEBANON dari Lebanon! KAH KAH KAH!!!

APAM LEBANON Punya Penangan 2

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Satu dunia saiz sama..thee he he

Lebar dua jari, panjang lebih kurang 3 inci..thee he he

Berbunuh pun orang sanggup, bergolok-bergadai, tergolek tunggang langgang..thee he he

Tanya la Taib Mamud, Tambi Cik..KAH KAH KAH!!!!

APAM LEBANON Punya Penangan

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Tergolek dog!!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Apam... Bermacam APAM

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Apam balik!

Apam budak sekolah Melaka, kecik-kecik!

Apam Mongol, meeerah!!

Owner kilang apam Lebanon, KAH!KAH KAH!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Macam2 Tempat Boleh PERGI

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HRP kepada Pakatan: Beri kami 15 kerusi parlimen

Hindraf-Parti Hak Asasi Manusia (HRP) telah memberi kata dua kepada Pakatan Rakyat supaya memberi laluan kepada parti kaum India itu bertanding satu lawan satu dengan BN di 15 kerusi parlimen dan 38 kerusi negeri dalam pilihanraya umum akan datang.



Thee he he he.. ada ati.. ada ati nak jadi MB tuu..thee he he

Apa natang
HRP ni? HaRamzadeh Pokeymek ka?

Pergi lah Mam..

Pergi lah Lan Cheow..

Pergilah Jahanam..

Ndak kerusi pegi laa mintak kat Sami Veloo..thee hee he

Jgn laa mintak kat Pakatan..

Ini sure kes terlebih makan sireh.. jgn makan sireh byk2.. maboook!!


Dalam surat yang dihantar hari ini kepada ketua umum PKR Datuk Seri
Anwar Ibrahim, penasihat DAP Lim Kit Siang dan presiden PAS Datuk Seri Hadi Awang, setiausaha agung penaja HRP, P Uthayakumar berkata jika Pakatan tidak memenuhi permintaan parti itu, gabungan itu akan berdepan dengan pertandingan tiga penjuru di kawasan berkenaan. (KLIK sini untuk artikel penuh)

Same Ol' ArseNIL

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Durian Democracy

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"hang golek atas aku, hang hancoq,

aku golek atas hang, hang hancoq leboq.. KA KA KA

Now that Najib the peddler of durian diplomacy knows what his admirers across the narrow sluggish waterway really think of him, a view no doubt shared by many in his own backyard, I wonder what other great plans he has in mind to develop with Singapore. They have even implied that he is connected with a deed most foul."



Singapore redefines braggadocio — Tunku Abdul Aziz
December 18, 2010

DEC 18 — Four years ago, on October 18, 2006, I wrote an opinion piece from my 30th-floor office in the UN Secretariat, New York, for the New Sunday Times. The title, “Singapore is simply a neighbour too far”, I thought fairly described my assessment of the state of our relations with neighbouring Singapore. It upset a great many Singaporeans; it also made many realise that “what’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.”

A Singaporean behaves too much like an insecure lover, forever seeking assurance that she is the fairest of them all and that she is much admired and loved. The insatiable craving for praise and adoration would, in normal circumstances, point to a serious flaw in the national character. This much I remember from the child psychology lectures I attended in college all those long years ago. How else can you explain their supercilious behaviour towards us, the Japanese and Indians, all falling into the category of “stupid?”


Singapore is not an unknown quantity to us in Malaysia. In a sense it is of us, but not part of us. Forget the so-called historical ties that are supposed to underpin our relations because they amount to nothing in practice.

To view them through rose-tinted spectacles as is our wont would distort even further a relationship that has never been known for its convergence of views on even the most pedestrian of issues. Rather, it has always had all the makings and attributes of a potentially protracted and acrimonious future.

Singapore has no time for sentiments; emotion is anathema to its national make-up. So, do not use that tack because it simply will not wash with it. Singapore is brutally clinical and rarely takes prisoners in any engagement with it.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Stupid, Dense = Bodoh , Bangang

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"I mean … [building a] new capital from ground zero, what I ask myself [is], what rational government would do this?"

Lee Kuan Yew in 2008, speaking about
the (“stupid, dense”) Burmese junta building a new capital


Lagi mau bikin mega Tower..

mintak la pendapat mamak kutti dulu..

nanti gerenti kena bodo bangang dengan Leee Kuan Yew.. KA KA KA


Friday, December 17, 2010

Memang LUNCH CHOW Lah

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We have, as a nation,

been truly sold down the “river of no return” by Mahathir.

Change, and complete change, is the answer.


By Tunku Abdul Aziz Ibrahim

Malaysia is, ethically speaking, in dire straits.

Mahathir founded his administration on corruption, lies and subterfuge. He lied to the nation about the many schemes that were blatantly dishonest. Worse, they were criminal, such as gambling with the EPF money, your money and mine, to corner the international tin market, and later the country’s reserves to speculate on the currency market, pitting himself in the latter case against George Soros. The country lost billions.

Mahathir succeeded in planting and nurturing a culture of impunity and disinformation that, even long after he left office, has continued to flourish. Of course, the man who cut his business teeth minding a stall at the Pekan Rabu in Alor Setar during the Japanese Occupation can explain all this away by saying that whatever he did, it was done in the national interest. We have heard it all before.

Corrupt officials do not enforce the law. Our corruption has turned Malaysia into a conduit for human trafficking into Australia. When we add to this the corruption in the ruling elite, the police, the judiciary, the customs and other key institutions, we have a thoroughly ugly picture of a country fuelled and driven by ethically reprehensible behaviour.

We have, as a nation, been truly sold down the “river of no return” by Mahathir, who now continues to set his version of the moral tone of this country. In what capacity I neither know nor care any more. Flood or pestilence, it is business as usual. In this country, we privatise and politicise everything, including corruption.

[Can anything be done] to take Malaysia back to the pre-Mahathir values? It is possible, by turfing out the present administration so that a thorough and complete review of policies and procedures, with mechanisms for checks and balances firmly put in place. All institutions must justify their existence; those no longer relevant will be closed down. Institutions rendered dysfunctional will be strengthened. The deadwood and the corrupt will be encouraged to take early retirement. Meritocracy will be the sole criterion for suitability to lead.

Transforming the administration is not only desirable, but absolutely essential to [claim our] right to a seat at the top table, among the clean nations, that will shape the future of the world.

Change, and complete change, is the answer. Malaysians must decide the kind of future they want.

I am anti-national by Najib’s latest definition because I speak the truth in a foreign country about Malaysia’s unsavoury reputation for massive corruption. I suppose living off corruption as many of our leaders do with panache and impunity is part of being a true Malaysia.

TUNKU ABDUL AZIZ IBRAHIM

Condensed from a speech at the 2010 conference of the Australian Corporate Lawyers Association in Sydney in November. Tunku Abdul Aziz is Senator for Penang, national vice-chairman of the DAP, and former vice-chairman of corruption watchdog Transparency International.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

BABI

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Babi ini amat cun.
Babi ini amat terkenal diMalaya sekitar tahun 70an.
Ini lah Parveen Babi, artis Bollywood yang masyhur seantero dunia!

ANAK: Ladang Felda dipenuhi babi hutan



Dakwaan Felda sebagai agensi pembangunan tanah yang terbaik, disangkal kerana masih wujud banyak kelemahan dan kegagalan agensi tersebut terutama dalam pelaksanaan tanam semula, lapor Harakahdaily.

Presiden Persatuan Anak-anak Peneroka Kebangsaan (ANAK), Mazlan Aliman mendedahkan beliau menemui bukti kegagalan Felda yang membantu peneroka yang menyerahkan ladang kepada agensi berkenaan.

Menurut Mazlan, apa yang ditemuinya di Felda Chiku 1 dan Felda Prasu amat memeranjatkanya.

“Bukti yang saya temui itu amat memeranjatkan kerana tidak menyangka Felda yang didakwa agensi terbaik dalam kerja perladangan tetapi gagal melakukan penanaman semula terbaik malah merugikan peneroka.

“Satu masa dulu Timbalan Menteri Datuk Ahmad Maslan berkata Felda menahan wang tabung tanam semula (TTS) kerana ada peneroka tanam sendiri beli barang lain dan ladang semak dipenuhi babi hutan. Sekarang saya nak tunjukkan, ladang Felda yang dipenuhi babi hutan,” katanya.(KLIK untuk artikel penuh)

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

ArseNIL Blame It On the Pitch

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Arsène Wenger condemns pitch after Arsenal lose to Manchester United.

Wenger was aggrieved that "the technical quality of the game was very average on both sides". The match, he said, had been a "big disappointment and a big frustration" but he argued there were mitigating circumstances, namely the "bouncy and slippery" playing surface.

Blame on the pitch, blame it on the rain yea..yea..

"The pitch was so poor in my opinion and the game suffered a lot from it," he said. "I ask you, 'Do you want a good pitch or a bad pitch?' What do you say?"

Blame on the pitch, blame it on the rain yea..yea..

Man Utd 1-0 ArseNIL

JANTUNG Broheng Dah Sihat

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Ibrahim Ali: What will 3 blocked arteries mean to him

Wong Choon Mei, Malaysia Chronicle

UPDATED Malaysia's most controversial race-champion Ibrahim Ali has three blocked blood vessels in his heart and is now resting ahead of his by-pass operation scheduled for Monday, and while fellow politicians and well-wishers pray for his recovery, few Malaysians cannot help but wonder if he will exit from this latest challenge a man changed for the better.

Broheng dah sihat wei!!! thee he he

Wira Perkasa Dunia ke 3 Jaguh Kampung Dusun gelap gelita dah sihat wei!!! thee he he

Pasang teliga semua..thee he he sikit hari lagi Broheng nak start mencarut balik..thee he he


The short but portly 57-year old has been in the thick of a political maelstrom created by the ruling Umno party, which is gearing itself for snap general elections widely expected to be announced early next year. Despite being the independent Member of Parliament for Pasir Mas in Kelantan, Ibrahim Ali is regarded as an Umno rider and Umno - which is Prime Minister Najib Razak's party - is known for its divide-and-rule racist policies.

Ibrahim has indeed angered Malaysians especially the non-Malays with dramatic proclamations that he cared for nobody and nothing but his own Malay race. Together with his ultra-Malay rights group Perkasa, he has tried to fan and stir up trouble between the various communities.

MADEY Tumpang Semangkok

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Madey: Lee Kuan Yew Knew What Anwar Did (MALAYSIAN INSIDER)

PUTRAJAYA, Dec 13 — Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad said today he believes Singapore’s Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew has knowledge of the activities of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

He was asked to comment on a newspaper report that the Singapore intelligence agency had confirmed the activities of the Malaysian opposition leader on the basis of “technical intelligence”.

“Yes, indeed. I think he (Lee) knows but the political parties are pretending they do not know about it,” he told reporters after delivering a talk on “Globalising Malaysians in 2020” at the Tenaga Nasional University, here.

Memang LK Yew tau semua aktiviti Mat Nuar..thee he he



Sebab Mat Nuar tak sebulu dgn LK Yew..thee he he

Cuma LK Yew pening sikit dgn Madey.. LK Yew tak paham dgn Madey..thee hee he

LK Yew tak tau apa aktiviti Madey.. apa Madey buat..thee he he

Sampaikan air boleh jual 3 sen/1000 gelen..thee he he

Kemudian boleh setuju beli balik dgn harga 50 sen/1000 gelen..thee he he

LK Yew tak tau Madey bersekolah kat mana dulu.. pelik pelik thee he he

Satu lagi LK Yew tak paham, jambatan bengkang bengkok menatang hapa??? KAH KAH KAH!!



Semua kena bodoh dgn LK Yew

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Why You So STUPID One

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• Wikileaks exposes Singapore arrogance

What Singapore Foreign Ministry officials told US diplomats on Malaysia;

A lack of competent leadership is a real problem for Malaysia

Situation in Malaysia is confused and dangerous… fuelled by distinct possibility of racial conflict” which could see ethnic Chinese “flee” Malaysia and “overwhelm” Singapore.
BILAHARI KAUSIKAN, Sept 2008

- on Najib Tun Razak
Najib has his neck on the line in connection with a high-profile murder case. Allegations linking Najib to murder of Mongolian woman Altantuya Shaariibuu will continue to “haunt” his political fortunes.
BILAHARI KAUSIKAN, September 2008

Najib Razak, he is an opportunist. Although he has not been critical of Singapore, he will not hesitate to go in that direction if it is expedient for him to do so. Najib’s political fortunes continue to be haunted by the murder scandal.
PETER HO, March 2008

- on Khairy Jamaluddin
The political knives will be out for Abdullah (Ahmad Badawi’s) son-in-law, Khairy Jamaluddin, whom nobody likes because he got where he is through family ties…
PETER HO March 2008

Read HERE, WikiLeaks 1

WikiLeaks 2

Singapooora sikit haram tak hormat 1Malaya..thee hee he

Madey sorang shj tergila2 nak buat jambatan bengkang bengkok menuju ka Singapoooorah..thee he he

Saturday, December 11, 2010

MADEY Ralat

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Mantan Perdana Menteri, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad hari ini mempertikaikan keperluan kerajaan menggantikan pesawat tempur buatan Rusia, MiG-29 dengan pesawat baru.


Iye betol.. dengar la cakap Madey ni..thee he he

Jgn bazir duit beli benda2 mahal..

baik buat jambatan bengkang bengkok menuju ka Singapoora..thee he he he

Madey kempunan nak memandu Protong Saga diatas jambatan bengkang bengkok menuju ka Singapoora..thee he he he

masa memerintah berpuluh2 tahun tak mau buat..thee he he he

reti basa takut kat Lee Kuan Yew..thee he he

reti basa takut pelempang Lee Kuan Yew..thee he he

ini nak suruh Najib itu ini..thee he he he

tak takut telor kena picit Lee Kuan Yew??


Dalam blognya, Mahathir berkata kerajaan seharusnya mengikut jejak langkah India yang hanya menaik taraf pesawat tempurnya dan tidak berbelanja jutaaan ringgit bagi membeli pesawat baru.

"Malaysia telah bekerjasama dengan India berkaitan pengubahsuaian pesawat buatan Rusia. Mungkin kita sepatutnya mengetahui apakah maksud sebenar menaiktaraf Sukhoi Su-30 dan MiG-29.

ARSENIL Arsenal

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Patrice Evra lays into 'crisis' club Arsenal ahead of Manchester visit
• Evra describes Arsenal as 'a football training centre'

Arsène Wenger has reacted angrily to taunts from the Manchester United defender Patrice Evra that Arsenal are merely a "training centre" and a club in crisis, accusing the defender of being disrespectful and running scared.

Before Monday's top-of-the-table Premier League game between the sides at Old Trafford, Evra mocked Arsenal for failing to win a trophy since 2005 despite playing attractive football.

The Frenchman told Canal Plus, the TV station: "For me Arsenal is a football training centre. You watch the match, you enjoy it, but are you going to win a title afterwards? That's what people remember. It has been five years since they won anything and for a big club like Arsenal that is a crisis.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

PROTONG Terus Maju, Untuk Rakyat M'sia

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Proton Holdings Bhd plans to export Inspira components next year, says managing director Datuk Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir. Inspira, Proton’s latest model, is a mid-sized four door sedan introduced to enhance and strengthen the upper C-segment offering in the line-up of Proton’s models.

PLAN. Baru PLAN. Dah masuh paper, masuk internet. Heboh sana, heboh sini. Baru PLAN.

Tau dah.. tau dah.. thee he he ini kes kena buli dgn Mitsubishi laaa..

Baiknya Mitsubishi bagi free-free acuan buat Inspira..thee he he

Kemudian lagi bertambah baik nak beli spare part..

Cuba laa bagi tau.. thee he he Jepun jajah Malaya ke Malaya yang jajah Jepun ni??

Cuba bagi tau.. sapa dulu meniaga kereta ni?? Jepun atau Malaya?

Gahnya bunyi jual spare-part. Cuba jual kat Zimbabwe dulu laaa..thee he he


Syed Zainal said Mitsubishi Motor Corporation has committed to purchase the components produced in Malaysia for export to other countries, particularly in Thailand, for its Mitsubishi models.

“The export of Inspira components will start next year. We are now finalising discussions on this and also on how to export the model outside the country,” he said at the official launch of the Inspira here Wednesday.