Sunday, October 31, 2010

City In RUINS

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Wolverhampton 2 - 1 Man City

Ini Madey Punya PUSAKA

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Pusaka ke puaka?

Harakahdaily

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 29: The government has been urged to review the current automotive industry policy as it has burdened local consumers with high bank loans.

Ini la puaka yang Madey tinggalkan utk 1Malaya..

Puaka mentekedarah duit.. thee he he makan minyak kuat, cat senang terkopek, gesel sikit senang kemek..

Harga berdentum dentam.. utang boleh buat sampai 9 tahun..theeee he he

Anak dah pandai mencarut utang kereta PROTONG tak habis2lagi..

Ini la puaka pusaka Madey.. theee he he hasil khayalan berahi Madey..thee he he

Khayalan nak drive PROTONG atas jambatan bengkang bengkok menuju ke Singapoorah..thee he he

L K Yew kata, "Sorry, no jambatan bengkang bengkok. Tunggu aku mati dulu. Yang mati baru2 ni, bini aku lah"


“We need to solve this issue so that the country will not be burdened with loans,” said Shah Alam member of parliament Khalid Samad  at the parliament lobby yesterday.

Khalid said the current policy, meant to protect national car Proton, had forced car buyers to pay more for the locally-manufactured car than other countries whose prices are based on the market.
Saying the 25-year old national automotive policy was the cause of the high price, Khalid said the policy, introduced by former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad, only benefited Proton.

The result, according to Khalid, was a chain impact of additional debt per household.

“Household debt for cars is due to our high car price, among the highest in Asia,” he explained.

Khalid cited a recent CIMB Investment Bank report which said 27 per cent of household debt was from car loans. The figure accounts for 76.6 per cent of the country’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP).

As such, Khalid said the automotive policy did not help Malaysians, adding that the problem of household debt was also not addressed by prime minister Najib Razak in the 2011 budget.

PENDEK Tapi Mentekedarah Kuat

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Yang ini bawak pegi Paris.. utk shopping-shopping

Yang ini pakai masa kat Monte Carlo

Selena Tay HARAKAH


"Hey, Big Spender" is a well-known old cabaret song. I happen to think of this song in relation to Budget 2011. This is really a massive-spending budget and the 'Big Spender' of course refers to prime minister Najib Razak.

Nak buat macamana..thee he he kalau dah jenis kuat mencekik

Kalau tinggi, rangka besar, tak mengapa laaaa.. tak nampak sangat..thee he he

Ini badan macam ayam katik.. naik 2 kilo dah kena tukar spender

Patut la renovation bukan main mahal..semua kena tukar, ganti baru

Takut runtuh!


One of the great mammoth projects is the iconic RM5 billion 100-storey Menara Warisan Merdeka. This project even warranted a Facebook page by itself where close to 200,000 Facebook users protested against it.

I simply call this type of spending as reckless. I cannot understand the need for such wasteful spending when there are more urgent needs to be attended to, such as affordable low-cost homes for the poor. And there are many urban poor even in Kuala Lumpur itself. A visit to Jinjang Selatan is proof enough. There are many poor, elderly Chinese who don't have two meals a day staying in that area.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Encik Zul Baru Turun Dari GUNUNG

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Masih lagi secret, sapa bawak lari isi sarat lubang ekzos Saiful BauKari??

By Rahmah Ghazali

UPDATED KUALA LUMPUR: Independent MP Zulkifli Noordin (Kulim Bandar Baru) today dropped a bombshell when he claimed that there is a “secret contract” between PKR and DAP to keep the Chinese in power if the opposition coalition takes over Putrajaya.

Mana ada secret-secret.. 1Malaya dah tau sapa tiru sain sapa.. theee he he

1Malaya dah tau kalau tak melompat jadi macamana..thee he he hee

1Malaya dah tau berapa bulan tak bayar sewa pejabat.. theee he he

1Malaya dah tau berapa bulan gaji budak2 tak bayar..thee he he


Tak payah DAP pakat dgn PKR.. tak perlu, tak ada secret..

Lingam sapa bagi power.. Vincent Tan sapa bagi power.. Tauke Astro sapa bagi power..

Bukan Madey yang bagi power ka?? Tak kan Madey nak bagi tau kat pejuang Islam Zul Nordin..

Lu sapa?? theee heee heee


Debating the Budget 2011, Zulkifli, the former PKR man, said the contract, which PAS said “it is not even aware" of, promises that Chinese leaders in DAP will be given "autonomy" in Penang.(read more HERE)

Lost and GHAIB, Lost Again.

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Ini Bini Clinton, bekas First Lady US

Slim-melim tak payah photoshop

Tak payah mentekedarah jamu, tak payah upah bomoh, tak payah tarok susuk.







Wong Choon Mei, Malaysia Chronicle

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will arrive in Kuala Lumpur on Monday as part of a two-week Asian tour and the buzz in the diplomatic circles is that she will not only be meeting Prime Minister Najib Razak, but also Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim who is poised to be jailed on flimsy sodomy charges ahead of snap general elections next year.

Bini Clinton pun nak tau.. dia pun naik heran.. thee he he

Macamana sebesar2 jet boleh ghaib.. bukan sebijik pulak tu, 2 bijik ghaib.. lesap sampai ke Uruguay.. thee he he

Bini Clinton nak tau.. kenapa orang pun boleh hilang.. dia naik kagum ilmu ghaib 1Malaya..thee he he heeee

Macamana ni.. Apa nak jawab kat tetamu ni..

Dan yang paling menyayat hati..Bini Clinton nak tau macamana segala isi sarat lubang jubor Saiful Baukari boleh hilang? thee hee heee cakap la.. sapa ghaibkan.. thee he he


Atau pun ajak saja Bini Clinton guling2 atas jalanraya sambil ketawa pecah perut?


Indeed, speculation is growing that something might be afoot as the Obama administration has so far been seen as indifferent, even reluctant to take up the democracy cudgels in Southeast Asia, a region marked by many recalcitrant governments including Burma and Cambodia.

“We are not in a position to confirm Mrs Clinton’s schedule but we certainly hope that she will speak up for Anwar,” a top PKR official told Malaysia Chronicle.(read more HERE)

Mari MENYUCUK Langit

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Ini Inul, ratu dangdut Indonesia. Bukan Saiful BauKari Azlan.
Saiful BauKari Azlan ada tanda lebam (tanda tonyoh sejadah) 2 bijik kat atas dahi.





Pentadbiran Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Razak mahu menjadikan Malaysia sebuah hub pusat hiburan malam bagi memacu industri pelancongan mengikut Program Transformasi Ekonomi (ETP).

Ini akan dilaksanakan dengan penubuhan beberapa kelab malam terkemuka, menganjurkan konsert utama, melonggarkan garis panduan untuk penghibur antarabangsa dan “mempakejkan” semula acara antarabangsa seperti Formula 1 dan MotoGP.

Menurut perancangan ETP yang dikeluarkan semalam, ia adalah sebahagian daripada 12 projek permulaan (EPP) yang bertujuan memperkasakan sektor pelancongan agar ketibaan pelancong dapat dipertingkatkan.

Friday, October 29, 2010

MEGA TOWER Bird Nest Farming

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"Awak bukak balik dinding2 tu semua.. saya dah ada pot baru. Free pulak tu"

"Awak upah Bangla sapu taik2 burung, kemudian bukak balik gelegar2 tu"


"Ini la pot baru saya, dapat ruang di tingkat 99, berlambak lagi ruang kosong..thee hee he

Selama hari ni polong dgn pelesit yg menyewa!"

Ini Pak Lah Punya Pasai

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Wong Choon Mei, Malaysia Chronicle

UPDATE 3 The Malaysian High Court has refused to allow Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim access to crucial doctors' notes which could contain tell-all instructions from "higher-ups" and expose Prime Minister Najib Razak's conspiracy in the sodomy trial that has been condemned by lawmakers and prominent leaders from all around the world.

Cium-cium kambing

Ni semua Pak Lah punya pasai.. Pak Lah kasi lepas.. Pak Lah cuci tangan, sekarang Pak Lah sudah senang petang2 boleh sandar tulang belakang kat tiang seri surau.

Ni yang Madey terkilan sangat.. padahal dah bagi tau awal2. Dah ada skrip.. thee he he

Ni yang Madey susah hati, umur macam panjang lagi..

Ni yang kadang2 buat Madey cakap sorang2, "korek, korek, korek!"

Korek, korek, korek. Cium lah Madey! Doktor kan tak biasa buat.. thee he he

3 orang doktor kena hidu lubang ekzos Saizpool Baukari

3 ketui doktor ni mesti menyumpah2.."apa pasal la aku tak nak jadi askar?"

GAGAAGAAGA!!!! gagaagagaaga!!!! gaga!!!! ga! ga!ga!



Judge Mohd Zabidin Mohd Diah, whose neutrality has been questioned by Anwar's supporters, however agreed to allow lead defense counsel Karpal Singh access to a July 10 medical report that may shed greater light about complainant Saiful Bukhari Azlan's medical history and background than the July 13 report that was tendered by the prosecution as evidence to the court.

Arundhathi Roy On KASHMIRIS

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"I said what millions of people here say every day. I said what I, as well as other commentators, have written and said for years. Anybody who cares to read the transcripts of my speeches will see that they were fundamentally a call for justice.
"I spoke about justice for the people of Kashmir who live under one of the most brutal military occupations in the world; for Kashmiri Pandits who live out the tragedy of having been driven out of their homeland; for Dalit soldiers killed in Kashmir whose graves I visited on garbage heaps in their villages in Cuddalore; for the Indian poor who pay the price of this occupation in material ways and who are now learning to live in the terror of what is becoming a police state."

The Booker prize-winning novelist and human rights campaigner Arundhati Roy is facing the threat of arrest after claiming that the disputed territory of Kashmir was not an integral part of India.

India's home ministry is reported to have told police in Delhi that a case of sedition may be registered against Roy and the Kashmiri separatist leader Syed Ali Shah Geelani for remarks they made at the weekend.

Under section 124A of the Indian penal code, those convicted of sedition face punishment ranging from a fine to life imprisonment.

Roy, who won the Booker in 1997 for The God of Small Things, is a controversial figure in India for her championing of politically sensitive causes. She has divided opinion by speaking out in support of the Naxalite insurgency and for casting doubt on Pakistan's involvement in the 2008 Mumbai attacks.

Tabung PALA BANA

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KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 27 — Selangor utility Syarikat Bekalan Air Selangor Sdn Bhd (Syabas) launched its Tabung Budi fund last Friday, in a bid to tackle what it sees as the lopsided blanket distribution of free water by the Pakatan Rakyat state government.

Betul tu betul... ramai yang dah sedar..

Menteri2 ramai yang dah sedar, selama ni semua menatang haramjadah free..

Menteri2 nak ganti balik duit petrol free

Toyo pun sama, nak ganti balik tiket dan kos pergi Disney dgn bibik..thee he he

Madey pun nak ganti duit kerajaan buat open house raya selama dia memerintah.. thee he he duit negara tapi kata open house Madey, mana boley...

Musa Itam nak ganti duit Sime Darby yg bayar sewa helikopter dia lenjan kehulu ke hilir ke darat ke baruh....


Menteri2 insaf taubat nasuha.. selama ni anak beranak kemana saja main enjot petrol free

Toyo pun taubat nasuha tak nak buat dah.. tak patot dia mencekik sedap2 dgn anak beranak sampai terbalik pusat kat disney

Madey dah taubat nasuha, dah sedar pungkoq dah pipih.. tulang belakang dah herot.. semua lanjut..

Musa Itam pun dah taubat.. sekarang kehulu kehilir naik teksi!!.

THEE HEEEEEE HEEEEEEE!!!


The fund allows Selangor residents who wish to waive their right to free water, to pay for the 20 cubic metres they receive gratis from the state every month, valued at RM11.40. Syabas said it would then use the money collected to help other residents who have no access to clean water.

Syabas corporate affairs executive director Abdul Halim Mat Som said the fund was conceived of during Ramadan earlier this year, when Syabas and Puncak Niaga (M) Sdn Bhd (PNSB) staff decided they would pass their free water entitlements to the needy.

“I am shy to receive free water from government because I’m not the one who needs that,” he said.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

MEGA TOWER Bungee Jumping Center EXTRAORDINAIRE

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Terpanjang.. tertinggi.. termahal.. terindah.. tergemok.. terpendek thee he he

1Malaya has it all now, we are offering u a chance of a lifetime to jump from our soon-to-be-built tallest building Mega Towel.. whoooops!! MEGA TOWER.


Ini rakyat Vanuatu. Itam legam. Badan fit macam kerbau. Tak pernah berbaju sepanjang hayat.
Mereka ini akan datang ke 1Malaya dan memeriahkan lagi senario pelancongan negara. thee he he he hee


Mereka akan datang ke 1Malaya sebab tak larat dah nak buat menara kayu rotan akar kayu macam ni. Bahan asas dah lesap kena rembat dengan tauke, cuma tinggal tali rafia. Tenaga buruh murah macam kaldai dari Bangla pun dah tak sampai2.

Ini namanya terjunan kepala dulu, atau NAGHOL dlm bahasa Vanuatu (google la kalau tak percaya). Tanda anak muda Vanuatu berani mati dan sudah akil baligh. Juga tanda dia sudah tidak lagi menggigil-gigil selepas kencing. thee heee heee..

Ini la pot baru diaorang nanti.. thee he he. Bangunan putih, bukan bangunan berkembar. Bangunan berkembar tu dah berpolong berpelesit, sebab banyak kosong tak ada orang sewa..theee he he he.. Bergolok bergadai orang Vanuatu nak terjun kat sini. MAHaammpos pun sanggup..! thee he he

Anak muda Vanuatu terjun dengan bergaya..



"Escaladez la tour Mega? No. .. Je préfère monter ma femme"


Abang GAGAH

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What Is Kuasa Melayu? from http://www.malaysiandigest.com

by Kusha Basir

When it comes to talking about the power of the Malays in this country, we cannot deny that it will also relate with the special privileges of the Malays as stated in the Constitution in Article 153. It is not a minor issue and can’t be taken lightly because this kind of issue affects all the people in this country especially Chinese, Indian and Malay.

Yang betul-betul power punya Melayu, mesti cium keris

Ini otai, tak payah cium keris.. otai ka auta? thee hehe

Ini pak sanggup, orang suruh cium, ciuuuuum! thee he hee padahal pegang keris pun tak betul.

Ini otai punya jeneral, kalau otai suruh jolok keris dalam lubang idung dia.. gerenti dia jolok! KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Melayu kalau nak kasi power, tak boleh tinggal Tongkat Ali

Orang dah ke bulan ke bintang.. dia masih lagi nak bertongkat ali..
Telan la Viagra...
Telan banyak2 biar sampai mati sakit jantung!
Theeee he heee heeeeeeee heee!!!!!



.There has been many disputes and questions raised by the minorities in this country on the power of the Malays and Bumiputra. These arguments would always come to the proposition elimination or reduction of this special privilege and subsidy for the Malays in this country.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Ini Semua MADEY Punya Pasal La

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Ini semua dia punya pasai la..

Politik kucar kacir.
Muhibbah antara kaum dah tak ada.
Ekonomi tahap Zimbabwe.
Agama? Nasib baik tak ngikut Turki.

Apa yang baik Madey ni? thee he he he ada... jangan kata tak ada baiknya langsung.

BAEEEK punya kapor! Tak caya google Barry Wain.

100 bilion beb.. Najib baru nak try 5 bilion.

Madey punya kapor boleh buat 20 menara Najib.





When Malay Leaders Fail


By Hussein Abdul Rahman at Mat Nuar Blog

These Malays who are the leaders in UMNO….they were once decent people. There were once Malays who had the well-being and welfare of other Malays in their hearts. They wanted the Malays to succeed in education, in business and they wanted the Malays to be able to stand with pride amongst the other races in Malaysia. They started their life in politics with these thoughts.

It changed when Mahathir took his place as Prime Minister. This was no ordinary man. He had intellect. He had intelligence. He worked hard and he knew exactly what he wanted and how to go about getting it. He was a man who had the power to do much. If only he had used his power for good rather then for evil.

As he was talking about racial harmony he understood the need of the racial divide to keep the people off balance and he used the racial divide to weave his politics of divide and rule. As he consolidated his hold on his cabinet he understood the need to have Minister who were corrupt, weak of the flesh and susceptible to the lure of money and every other imaginable persuasion so that he could use these weaknesses to exert control over them. Truly Mahathir is a disciple of Machiavelli – adept in using cunning and deceitful tactics in politics!

Menara GATAI

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Najib’s 100-storey tower – by Teresa Kok
October 16, 2010

OCT 16 – Prime Minister Najib Razak’s proposal to build a 100-storey tower in the Stadium Merdeka area smacks of egotism and complete disregard for the need for sustainable urban development in Kuala Lumpur.

Secondly, Najib has not justified how this 100-storey phallic symbol costing RM5 billion might help Malaysia become the high-income economy lauded in his Economic Transformation Plan. This princely sum of RM5 billion would be better spent towards improving public transportation in KL which would benefit the lowest income KL-residents who need support the most.
Apa makna phallic? Phallic ni apa daaa..

Sebatang? Tegak? Mencanak? thee he he

Badak berendam pun badak berendam lah.. badak berendam pun kadang2 sodap!


Firstly, the ad hoc 100-storey tower proposal shows a lack of urban planning that will only exacerbate KL’s existing traffic congestion that is the bane of every KL resident, no thanks to DBKL’s couldn’t-care-less attitude towards their own plot ratio requirements.

Traffic jams are already an everyday occurrence on Jalan Maharajalela and Jalan Kinabalu, what more with the addition of this 100-storey tower in the area. This 100-storey monolith could cause a gridlock situation that would paralyse the entire KL city centre.

We Are What We Eat

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Less Carb for a Younger You

A U.S researcher found that cutting down carbohydrates intake not only provide benefits to health, but also gives longevity to life as it reduces the level of insulin in the body.

Professor Cynthia Kenyon, whose research specializes in ageing, has discovered that the carbohydrates we eat, such as bread, pasta, and cakes, can directly affect two genes that govern youthfulness and longevity.

Based in University of California, Daily Mail reported that her revolutionary work which used a type of roundworm, C.elegans, has found that calories reduction can change the way two key genes behave: it turns down one gene that controls insulin (nicknamed 'Grim Reaper') while another with anti-ageing benefits, 'Sweet Sixteen', switches on.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

FIBERGRASS Does An Annie Lennox

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Sweet Dreams Are Made of These






By MARTIN BLACKBURN

CESC FIBERGRASS taunted Manchester City and said: We would have beaten you even if you'd had 15 men. Roberto Mancini's title chasers were a man down after just five minutes following defender Dedryck Boyata's red card.

And although they put up a spirited fight, the Gunners eventually took control and romped to a 3-0 win.

Reeyal Can Wait

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"Just gimme 4 more years, I'll be kissing Reeyal's badge"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Ini la Barisan Kita

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Bangkit pertahankan Putrajaya

October 22, 2010 FMT

"Najib's speech puts on record the fear gripping Umno leaders,” he said.

Yesterday, Najib said in his presidential adress that “even if our bodies are crushed and our lives lost, brothers and sisters, whatever happens, we must defend Putrajaya”. (Walau berkecai tulang dan juga badan, walau bercerai jasad dari nyawa. Saudara saudari, walau apa pun yang terjadi, Putrajaya mesti kita pertahankan.)


1Malaya dah nak kena serang..theee he he





Todak dah tak ada.. tak tau la apa pulak nak serang 1Malaya kali ini.. thee he he

Soros?? Soros dah kenyang.. Madey dah OK dgn Soros..thee he hee


Ini lah orang2 yang akan berkecai tulang.. thee he he

Bercerai jasad dengan nyawa..thee he he

Walaupun pungkoq dah pipih.. tulang belakang dah herot!

theee he he hehe heh eh eheh heee he he heee...


"They are already picturing what will happen to their luxury houses, cars and businesses if Umno loses in the 13th general election.

Rooney-CASH COW-Shrek-lookalike

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Come summer, Rooney will do a Ronaldo!


This club, love by all and sundry, bonds.. debts and all

What Rooney signing a new contract has ensured for United is that his transfer value has rocketed again. Like Ronaldo's case.

Now, with a new five-year deal, Man Utd can double any prospective transfer fee.

Rooney could well be coming back in eight months, just as Ronaldo did.

Remember, this is Man Utd, bonds, debts and all, Rooney just a cash cow.


ALEX FERGUSON could not hide his delight at the superstar signing a new deal to commit himself to the club for another five years.

Fergie said: "It's fantastic news. He has a great relationship with the team, staff and fans and will be one of Manchester United's great players."

And the player added: "I am delighted. I spoke with Sir Alex and David Gill about my future and everyone knew that I wanted to stay. I am very happy at the club. I want to win trophies and, hopefully, we'll do that this season."

AON. Arab Oil Needed.

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Sun, 24 Oct 10:59:00 2010

Manchester United’s owners promised Wayne Rooney an entire new team - which could include Franck Ribery and Gareth Bale - to persuade him to stay at the club, according to the newspapers.

First they conned the bank, coz they couldnt afford Man United. As a result, for years whatever profit Man United acquires go into servicing the debt Man Utd doesnt need. Yes, servicing. Paying interest.

Now the Glazers are going to spend some cool hundred million pound on new signings.

11 new signings. Yes. Eleven.

Sjneider and what not will come in droves to OT.

Cool Glazers.

Real Yahudi.


The People make the bold claim that 11 signings have been promised in the next year while citing Wesley Sneijder as Alex Ferguson's number one target. The Mail on Sunday also report that the Dutch star could be on his way to Old Trafford after contract talks with Internazionale again broke down.

United apparently launched a £50 million-plus bid in the summer to sign wingers Bale and Ribery. Bayern Munich turned down £30m for the Frenchman while Spurs did not want to know despite £22m being on the table for Wales’ Bale. (Sunday Mirror) This is why Ferguson was bemused by accusations of a lack of ambition, and will again make a move for the duo in January.

The Sunday Express reckon he will splash £100m on players in the next 12 months, with a world-class goalkeeper, driving midfielder, winger and striker topping the list.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Ahhh FIBERglass....

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CESC FABREGAS last night insisted he would NEVER join a club purely for the money.

The Arsenal skipper almost left for his beloved Barcelona this summer but was finally persuaded to stay by boss Arsene Wenger.

And at the end of a week dominated by the Wayne Rooney saga, Gunners fans know it will not be too long before Fabregas is engulfed by more transfer rumours.

But the Spanish midfielder, 23, fit to face moneybags Manchester City tomorrow after a hamstring injury, vowed: "I would never join a club solely for money - that would be one of the last points on my agenda.

"I love the game. I want to win things and would only want to play for a club that has ambition, a desire to compete and the ability to win trophies.

MONEY rooNEY MONEY!

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Rooney ready to face the biggest challenge of his career after penning £250k a-week mega-deal

Wayne Rooney has ended the saga over his future by signing a new £60million deal – but now the hard work really begins for the Premier League’s top earner.

If Rooney thought the past six months had been tough, with his woeful World Cup, poor domestic form and a sex scandal involving prostitutes, he now faces his biggest challenge of all – proving himself all over again.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Artikel Berkenaan FAT

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Amat digalakkan jgn pakai jeans ketat, nanti 'tower' tak sihat.


Yg tak ada FAT boleh la pakai ketat2 macam ni.

Ini seluar ketat, muka pun ketat!

Yet Another Fat Budget: Renovation for PM's House

Harakahdaily

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 22: Bukit Bendera member of parliament Liew Chin Tong, fresh from exposing mistakes and misinformation in the just-tabled 2011 budget, has questioned the colossal allocation of RM65 million to renovate the Prime Minister’s official residence in Putrajaya.

Tajuk artikel pun 'FAT', tak kan tak reti2 lagi? Paham2 laaa..

Kalau mentekedarah FAT, banyak la FAT dalam badan..thee he he

Compius la.. mana satu anak badak..mana satu anak gajah..thee hehe

Kalau dah FAT.. semua kena tukar, kena renovate...habessss semua dah KETAT SENDAT.

Terutama sekali bilik mencangkung.. thee he he

Bukan apa..takot tangan 
 tak sampai nak menjangkau mencari gayung!!!

Seri Perdana, the sprawling complex completed 11 years ago at a cost of RM201 million at a time when the country faced its worst financial and political crisis, had already been renovated during the premiership of Abdullah Badawi, said Liew.

GERENTI Menanglah Ini Macam Kalu

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Kalau PAS letak calon kambing pun, dengan kambing2 kena tuduh ada skandal!

Calon PAS Dituduh Khalwat

Tidak sampai 24 jam selepas diumumkan bertanding dalam pilihan raya kecil DUN Galas, calon PAS Dr Zulkefli Mohamad menjadi sasaran media rasmi Umno - Umno Online - yang melaporkan bahawa beliau pernah ditangkap berkhalwat.

Kalau dah macam ni, PAS letak kambing pun boleh menang..thee he he

Letak katak pun boleh menang selesa, tapi bukan katak itu. Katak itu sedang dirawat..thee he he

Tuduh la khalwat ka, zina ka, projek budak bawah umur kat Melaka ka..

Lagi banyak tuduh mengarut2, lagi bagus..lagi orang menyampah sama UMNO

Dah la mengarut, fakta pun salah.. thee he he mak dikata bini, bini dikata mak..thee he he

Memang macam poke**k!!

Ini bukan negeri Ali Rostam.. thee he he negeri Ali Rostam lain laaaa..

Negeri Ali Rostam dah ada STAR.

Tau apa STAR?? Sekolah TERMENGANDUNG Ali Rostam..

KAH KAH KAH paaaaaaangKAH lagi! thee hehe he he



Media rasmi Umno yang memetik laporan beberapa blog mendakwa Dr Zulkefli pernah ditangkap khalwat dengan 'isterinya' sekarang, Ramelah Mat Jusoh.

Dalam reaksinya terhadap laporan itu, Dr Zulkefli yang juga pemangku Yang Dipertua PAS Gua Musang menafikan perkara itu.

Malah, katanya, Ramelah yang dilaporkan itu adalah ibunya. Dr Zulkefli, sebaliknya menjelaskan isterinya bernama Zainab Jalar.

If You Join CITY You're Dead

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Balaclava-clad fans make death threat at Wayne Rooney's home


guardian.co.uk, Thursday 21 October 2010 21.50 BST

Manchester United today re-entered negotiations with Wayne Rooney's agent, Paul Stretford, on a day when the outrage felt by the club's supporters escalated into militant action and chilling threats.

While Rooney was pondering the fall-out from several hours of high-level talks at Old Trafford, a 40-strong group of United supporters, many wearing balaclavas and hooded tops, had travelled to his home in Prestbury, Cheshire to warn him off any move to Manchester City. Witnesses reported a gathering outside his house, with a banner reading "If you join City you're dead".

The incident occurred a couple of hours after United released a statement confirming they had spent the day discussing Rooney's future. The club's chief executive, David Gill, spoke to Stretford to reiterate Sir Alex Ferguson's belief that the player could be on the verge of making the biggest mistake of his professional life.(MORE)

Friday, October 22, 2010

Parti Biskut

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KOTA BAHARU, 22 OCTOBER, 2010: Angkatan Keadilan Insan Malaysia (AKIM), a splinter party of PAS, is expected to announce the name of its candidate for the Galas by-election on the eve of nomination day, which is on Tuesday.

Its deputy president Zulkifli Zakaria said the announcement will either be made in Gua Musang or through a press release. "We are all geared up for the by-election," he said when contacted in Gua Musang today.

Cekap parti biskut ni, parti sekejap ada sekejap hilang..

Orang tengah tergaru2 cari calon


Yesterday, PAS had announced that its Gua Musang division deputy chief Dr Zulkifli Mohamed, 44, will be PAS' candidate for the by-election while the Barisan Nasional has yet to announce its candidate.

Polling is on Nov 4.

-- Bernama

MADEY Fobia

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Oleh MOHD RASHIDI HASSAN | rashidi@harakah.net.my

BEKAS Perdana Menteri, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad nampaknya masih terus fobia dengan kehadiran bekas Timbalannya, Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim dalam politik negara.

Fobianya Mahathir seolah-olah beliau sentiasa dihantui bayang-bayang Anwar, walau ke mana beliau pergi.

Bukan level 'ketegaq' dah ni..thee he he, ini dah masuk level terketaq-ketaq!

Bukan fobia, makna fobia lembut sangat.. cakap la dah takot. Takot anak botak tak merasa jadi PM

Takot anak tauke beer tak boleh jual beer kat 1Malaya..theee he he

Mintak Madey panjang umur murah rezeki tulang belakang tak lari..thee he he

Sebab cita2 Madey paling ultimate; memandu Protong naik jambatan bengkang bengkok ke Singapooorah!



Sepatutnya pada usia extra emas seperti sekarang ini, bekas Presiden Umno itu harus banyak berehat dan meluangkan masa dengan anak cucu cicit. Tidak perlu hirau politik negara.

Baru-baru ini pun bekas PM itu dimasukkan ke sebuah hospital di Australia kerana keadaan kesihatannya tidak stabil. Ingatkan bila beliau dalam keadaan tidak sihat, beliau akan berhenti bersuara. klik kat SINI utk ke blog Mat Nuar

Ikutlah Resmi BULU JAGUNG

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KUALA LUMPUR, 21 Okt — Calon timbalan presiden Azmin Ali mendakwa pesaingnya Datuk Zaid Ibrahim mengamalkan pendekatan propaganda Umno ekoran kenyataan beliau kelmarin bahawa Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) hanya bergerak atas isu tunggal — Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

“Saya nak bertanya Zaid, mengapa beliau bercakap menggunakan bahasa Umno?” kata Azmin kepada The Malaysian Insider mengulas tulisan Zaid dalam blognya kelmarin.

Jagung muda, bulu pon tak berapa nak tumbuh.


Balik Klate nanti, beli jagung 2 tongkol..thee he he Satu jagung muda. Satu jagung tua.. koyak, tengok bulu jagung

Dah tentu la jagung muda bulu blonde halus2 lembut2..Jagung tua sure dah keras kerinting.. dah matang..isi dah makin ganyut thee he he

Kalau umur setahun jagung jgn la memandai2 sangat, humble la sikit, tau la ada law firm..thee he he

Marah la kawan2 yg dah merasa air gatal, cota, boot FRU

Kena bogel dalam lokap, kena tumbuk biru lebam, nyaris tak mati kena flying kick..thee he he

Budak setahun jagung tak pernah merasa.. tau2 rumah dah siap tthee he he

KAH KAH KAH pangKAH la lagi!! Pergi pangKAH lagi UMNO.


Ini jagung tua, habis bulu udah luruh!

“Ini adalah kedudukan yang diambil Umno sejak hari pertama (Anwar dipecat pada) 1998, mengatakan bahawa Keadilan adalah parti yang hanya berpusatkan (kepentingan) Anwar,” kata beliau yang memperoleh pencalonan tertinggi pada pemilihan PKR kali ini. klik kat sini utk ke MalaysianInsider

50 Tahun Kontrek Sembunyi Bawah Bantal

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KUALA LUMPUR: Dr Mahathir Mohamad said there will be no dispute over rights if Malaysians continue to honour the social contract agreed to by leaders of the various communities.

" We had a formula which had worked very well for 50 years. Why do you want to change it? Why do you want to cause tension between races?" he added.

Social contract ni benda apa..thee he he 1Malaya tak pernah tengok kontrek ni..

Kontrek kayakan anak menantu ipar duai cucu cicit ada la...thee he he

Tunjuk la.. bagi semua orang tengok..letak kat muzium, daripada biar muzium berkarat nak runtuh..thee he he

Tunjuk laa kat sekolah2, bagi budak2 tengok, buat roadshow..thee he he

Kalau tidak orang tak mau percaya, orang akan cakap AUTA lah!! thee he he

Kontrek buat jambatan bengkang bengkok pergi Singapooorah ada la..thee he he

Tapi tak jadi, LKY tak bagi..thee he he tau takot dgn LKY..thee he he tunggu la sampai LKY mati pulak..

Kot2 nak merasa bawak Protong naik jambatan bengkang bengkok ke Singapooooorah!!


He was commenting on the presidential address of Najib Tun Razak at the Umno general assembly here, where he said that the special rights of the Malays were enshrined in the Federal Constitution and should not be questioned.READ MORE HERE

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Masih Tak Ada Perasaan TAKOT?

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Baru bagi kebas-kebas kaki belum kebas-kebas tembolok.

KUALA LUMPUR: Pasir Mas MP Ibrahim Ali is under treatment at the Ampang Puteri Specialist Hospital here for a heart ailment, according to Malay rights group Perkasa deputy president Abdul Rahman Abu Bakar.

1. Selamat dibedah dan selepas dibedah mudah2an selamat lah!

2. Selepas dibedah, kena lah ber'exercise' sikit.

3. Kalau orang ajak 'bangun, duduk, bangun' macam kat sekolah, ikut je laa.. jgn lah berlagak sangat.



He said Ibrahim, 57, who is president of Perkasa, was admitted to the hospital yesterday and was in the intensive care unit (ICU).

Anak BAPAK

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Ini Mukesh Ambani, si Anak bapak,

Bapak berjaya, anak pun berjaya,

bukan Kavita Singh

(hanya Tukar Tiub mengenal Kavita Singh)







NEW DELHI - India's richest and world's fourth richest man, industrialist Mukesh Ambani, has built what is claimed as the world's first billion-dollar home -- a 27-storeyed luxury residence in Mumbai, China's Xinhua news agency said.

Itu Mukesh Ambani mau bikin apa pun.. lantak Mukesh Ambani lah

Mukesh Ambani kaya raya, meniaga sendiri.. thee he he

Bapak kaya, anak kaya.. apa nak heran, buat lah rumah berapa billion pun, duit sendiri.






The chairman of Reliance Industries, whom Forbes magazine forecast to be the world's richest person by 2014, is all set to move into his mansion, named Antilia, after a mythical island, by the end of this month, Xinhua quoted local media reports Thursday.


Tapi yg ini apa kes.. bapak sapa nak duduk.. thee he he

Berapa ramai bapak nak bubuh dlm bangunan ni..

'Oi mahal bapak' bangunan ni.. thee he he bukan kecik-kecik anak..

KLCC yg besar bapak tu pun tak cukup penyewa, lagi nak buat satu bangunan besar bapak..thee he he

Bangunan baru ni.. nak buat guna duit datang dari mana..

Nak buat guna duit bapak sapa.. thee he hee


Constructed in Mumbai's downtown Altamount Road, the palatial building took seven years to complete. It has three helipads on the top floor, a swimming pool, a health club, a salon and a mini-theater.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

1Dubur

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Wuuuuu..arghhhh kah kah kah!







Ada ke 1Dubur?

Betul-betul la.. jangan la memain.. ini mesti kes salah ejaan.. Subur? Kubur? Bubur?

Tak kan dubur kot.. malu la kat budak2 baru nak naik.

Jangan main dengan perkataan dubur-dubur ni, bahaya untuk ekonomi negara.

Pelancong asing takut nak masuk negara, takut kena tunjuk dubur dulu baru boleh lepas kastam.. thee he he

Pelabur asing pun tak hingin nak melabur, hapa raaa ini negara suka dubur-dubur.. 
Sir Richard Branson ada menyuarakan pendapat, kalau negara ni lama sangat dengan isu dubur.. habeh laaa.. orang takot!

Tapi itu la hakikatnya, sejak tahun 1999 negara dah diselubungi isu dubur.. bergelumang, bercampur gaul, dah jadi biasa.. thee he he budak sekolah dah boleh kata, "wa tak heran beb!"

Sampaikan nak buat benda lain dah tak boleh.. sikit-sikit.. dubur si anu, sikit-sikit dubur si anu.. Lepas ni dubur sapa pulak kita tak tau laa.

Berbalik kepada persoalan ada atau tidak 1Dubur, jawapannya ada. Dikupas, dibogelkan, dan diperincikan oleh Lim Hong Siang dari Merdeka Review dengan secukup garam dan gula. 


Satu Dubur Tentukan Masa Depan Malaysia - (arikel ini dipetik dari Merdekareview.com )

Lim Hong Siang | Oct 11, 2010 12:12:17 pm


Saya tidak menganggap rakyat Malaysia memerlukan drama politik sebegini, sama ada sebagai hiburan untuk meredakan tekanan hidup harian, mahupun sebagai rancangan realiti untuk meningkatkan pengetahuan seks masyarakat umum merentasi sempadan umur.

Saya tidak pasti apakah kesudahannya, malah saya lebih mencurigai apakah ia mempunyai kesudahan. Saya tidak tahu sama ada benar atau mampu Anwar Ibrahim melakukannya, saya juga tidak berminat sama ada Saiful Bukhari Azlan mencuci duburnya, bahkan saya tidak pasti versi akuan bersumpah (SD) Rahimi Osman  manakah yang ditandatanganinya tanpa paksaan.