Tuesday, August 31, 2010

How Muslim Fast Differs From Other Religions

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O Believers, Fasting (sawm) has been prescribed for you as it was prescribed for those before you, so that you may attain Taqwa (fear of God)
(Qur'an 2:83)

This verse establishes that fasting had been made obligatory for all believers, past, present and future, and that the aim behind it is to open their hearts to God and make them more conscious and fearful of Him.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Sekali TAIK JO LOR Kenyit Mata

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BERNAMA

Salah anggaran terhadap struktur binaan tingkat bawah stesen Puduraya menjadi punca projek naik taraf stesen bas itu tidak dapat disiapkan lebih awal, kata Menteri Wilayah Persekutuan dan Kesejahteraan Bandar, Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.

Tanah Puduraya tu di tengah-tengah kota.. thee he he 

Strategik, cantik, mahal, feng-shui bagus.. menitik air lendir tauke2...

Apa pasal buat stesen bas.. rugi laaaaa.. buat la bangunan tinggi, ruang pejabat, kondo..

Sekarang dah timbul isu lambat, isu salah perkiraan, jangan laaaa nak menipu bulan2 pose ni.. dulu kata ambik masa tak sampai 6 bulan boleh siap..

Cakap je la Taik Jo Lor dah main kenyit2 mata.. thee he he he

Beliau berkata, setelah projek itu bermula, kontraktor yang dilantik oleh UDA Holdings mendapati struktur binaan itu perlu mengambil masa yang lama untuk disiapkan bagi memastikan ia dapat memenuhi keperluan dan keselesaan pengguna.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Cakap-cakap MAMAKkutty

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Cakap-cakap Mahathir fr anwaribrahimblog.com

By Hussein Abdul Hamid

"that he is no longer Crime Minister?… …sorry that should have been Prime Minister! 

For the love of God, Tun jaga standard sikit lah! Even your children will not be seen dead with this Ibrahim Ali…jatuh standard lah Tun!

Common sense tells me that you would never have chosen Najib as Prime Minister. Why? He has no balls."







Every time I go on the Net to see what is going on..

Zidane: Paul Scholes Is Untouchable

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Zinedine Zidane, widely regarded as one of the greatest footballers of our time, has claimed that Paul Scholes is as close to the complete footballer as you can get and regrets never getting to play alongside him.


“He’s almost untouchable in what he does,” said Zidane. “I never tire of watching him play. You rarely come across the complete footballer, but Scholes is as close to it as you can get. One of my regrets is that the opportunity to play alongside him never presented itself during my career. He was an extremely tough opponent to play against. You didn’t get any time on the ball when he was around. He would close you down and make your life terribly uncomfortable. He is the type of player you want on your side, not in opposition because he could do so much damage. He is very gifted. He makes the game look easy because he’s so much natural ability.”

Suruh HARUSSANASINI Doakan

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Khatib Doakan Lim Guan Eng Beri Keterangan Esok - KL TODAY

Khatib yang mencetuskan kontroversi dengan mendoakan Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng dalam khutbah kedua solat Jumaat di beberapa masjid di negeri ini, dijangka memberi penjelasan berhubung perkara itu pada Selasa.


Itam manis kat dalam gambar,.. pak lebai sebelah dah doakan..


Itam manis ini boleh didoakan.. sebab 'hanu'nya 'Moh le'yidin dah potongkan..


Majlis Agama Islam Pulau Pinang (MAIPP) Ellias Zakaria berkata, Zakaria Ahmad akan membuat penjelasan itu kepada barisan panel termasuk Jabatan Hal Ehwal Agama Islam Pulau Pinang (JHEAIPP) dan MAIPP.

What ANAK MAT NUAR Says

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By Nurul Izzah Anwar

COMMENT A Malay daily recently declared that a civil war would break out in the country. And this war would dwarf the May 13 1969 racial riot – the worst in Malaysia’s history. The war, said the newspaper, is a response to a non-existing amended constitution that abolishes the special position of the Malays and Islam.

Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin also made reference to the 1969 riot in his comment when he reminded his Barisan Nasional (BN) colleague, Dr Chua Soi Lek, to tone down his demands to scrap what the government likes to call the pro-Malay economic policy.

Avoid The IDIOT Box During Ramadan

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Gulf News/HARAKAHDAILY


MANAMA, Aug 23: A Kuwaiti religious scholar has urged Muslims to avoid watching Ramadan drama serials on television, to ensure their fast is not wasted.

The dramas include episodes which violate Islamic teachings and viewers could be denied the full Ramadan rewards, said Shaikh Nadhem Al Mesbah.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Secular Aspects of Blessed Ramadan

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By M. Bakri Musa

A friend from Canada who moved to California many years ago decided recently to return to the cold north. When asked why, he replied that while he absolutely enjoyed the year-round sunshine and the salubrious climate of the Golden State, he found the lack of seasons disorienting.

“I could not get anything done,” he claimed, “Every day was too nice and I would postpone to the perpetual ‘next day’ doing my gardening, cleaning the garage, or even reading my favorite novel.”

Harussani - HARAM Sana Sini

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GEORGE TOWN, 20 AUGUST, 2010: The Penang government today denied that Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng's name was used instead of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong's in the "doa" (prayer) after the Friday sermon at several mosques in the state.


Kata Tok Peti Harussanassini.. 'haram doakan orang kapir'


So.. yang gelap gelita kat atas tu dah masuk Islam la??

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Ikan Masin Pun Ada HARGA

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By Joseph Tawie

KUCHING: Dayaks who form about 30% of Sarawak United People’s Party membership will not support the decision of the party to leave the Barisan Nasional, as they need development projects from the BN government.

Susah mencari ikan masin.. mahal

Lagi susah nak beli ikan masin..

Lebih senang membeli Dayak dari membeli ikan masin.. thee he he

Itu pasal si Taib Mahmud tak mau2 mati lagi.. seronok duduk di Sarawak..

Bawak 3 dozen beer, satu rumah panjang boleh conquer!! 

“This is an indication given to me,” said Jerip Susil, chairman of SUPP Bengoh branch.

X-rated Tackler

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Arsene Wenger has launched an attack on the “dark side” of Paul Scholes.

The Arsenal chief hailed Scholes as one of the best players in the history of the Premier League, but also claimed his X-rated tackles meant he was “not a fair player”.

Wenger’s stinging assessment of Scholes will not impress Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson, who has been singing the praises of his veteran midfielder all week.

van der Vaart: Only United Equal to Real Madrid

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Rafael van der Vaart is one of the players who could exit Real Madrid this summer to make way for Jose Mourinho’s new players.

The talented Dutchman has claimed that the only club that wouldn’t be a step down after the Spanish giants in Manchester United, claiming he would find it difficult to turn down an offer to play for Sir Alex Ferguson.

“I could never play for another club in Spain and the truth is that if you are leaving Real Madrid, there is only one club you can join that is not a step down – and that’s Manchester United,” he said.

Arsenal 6-0 BLACKBURN

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Whoooooops... Blackpoooooooool! Sorry..

England forward Theo Walcott netted a hat-trick as Barclays Premier League new boys Blackpool were brought back down to earth with a 6-0 thrashing at Arsenal.

Black what? Blackpoooooooool..

Excuse me, come again?

The 21-year-old was a controversial omission from Fabio Capello's ill-fated World Cup squad, only to be welcomed back into the England fold following the dismal display in South Africa.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Fat Boy NEVER Slim

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Brazil legend Ronaldo piles on the pounds and admits retirement is close

He's not even the most famous Ronaldo any more, but the famous Brazil No 9 and highest World Cup goalscorer of all time is still twice the player of his Real Madrid namesake.

Out of action for 100 days with a groin injury, the 33-year-old has once again ballooned in weight and raised questions about how much longer he has left in the game that was shaped by his genius over the last two decades.

Don't Link Islam to Malay RIGHTS

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Salina Abdul Jalil, Shah Alam/LETTERS/HARAKAH

As a Muslim, I am tired of the now-regular statements coming from people like UMNO Youth and Perkasa decrying those they accused of questioning "Malay rights and status of Islam".

Pray, since when has preferential treatment of a race ever been linked to Islam?

These groups should do Muslims, including those Muslims who are not Malays and who believe in Islamic juctice, a big favour by not mentioning 'Malay rights' and 'Islam' in one breath.

Hang PERCAYA Harussani?

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by Ahmad Lutfi Othman/HARAKAH

Mufti Perak, Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria memang terkenal dengan isu-isu kontroversi. Malangnya ada isu-isu yang dibawanya itu tidak lebih daripada "serkap jarang". Saya tidaklah sampai menuduh beliau sebagai pembawa berita palsu atau yang belum disahkan kerana ia tentulah tidak baik kepada imejnya sebagai seorang ulama terkemuka. Cuma banyak pihak terkilan dengan sikapnya, yang kadang-kadang dilihat boleh (atau bersedia) diperalat oleh golongan berkepentingan.

Memang ulama tidak wajar mengasingkan diri daripada politik, malah wajar mengungguli politik Islam, tetapi pendekatan Harussani begitu canggung sekali.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Meet the MOST Trusted Person in Thailand

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by Ahmad Kamal Alias/HARAKAH

Dr Pornthip Rojanasunan

EXCLUSIVE PETALING JAYA, Aug 20: While minister in the prime minister's department Nazri Aziz had once called Thai forensic expert Dr Pornthip Rojanasunan a "liar", a Reader's Digest survey published earlier this year found that Pornthip was the most trusted individual in all of Thailand.

MACC top dog, kid you not.

New Converts CHERISH Ramadhan

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Sunday, 15 August 2010 14:39
MALAYSIAN MIRROR

LANGKAWI – New converts to Islam are looking forward to Ramadan as they believe fasting could help mould their character.

For Safiah Abdullah, 38, from Nagoya, Japan, who embraced Islam in February last year, this is the second time she is going through Ramadan.

Ramadhan PERSPECTIVES

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A Time to Know Your Inner Self
by Irshad Hussain

"And what can convey to you what Laylatul Qadr is? That night is better than a thousand months...." (Qur'an 97:2-3)


"The angels and the spirit (ruh) descend in it, by the command of their Lord with every decree...." (Qur'an 97:4)


"(That night is) Peace till the breaking of the dawn." (Qur'an 97:5)

"And in yourselves - what do you not see?" (Qur'an 51:21)


Fasting (Sawm) carries a two-fold meaning - two seemingly opposing definitions combined into a single word. And sawm, as described in the Qur'an and the Hadith, simultaneously fulfills both of these definitions.The primary meaning is to hold back, to refrain from, to abstain - the further meaning is to rise beyond, to move past former limits.

The month of Ramadan is a time in which we hold our bodily compulsions and instincts under strict control, together with our thoughts and our mental states, our moods and desires.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ingat MATA LEBAM Mat Nuar?

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Budak ni tercekik puting. Besor sangat!.. thee he he

CEKIK Diri Sendiri -malaysiakini

Ketua pendakwa SPRM, Abdul Razak Musa memulakan sesinya dengan cuba mempersoalkan kelayakan Pornthip sebagai saksi yang mempunyai kewibawaan.

Abdul Razak mencadangkan bahawa keterangan Pornthip adalah berdasarkan imaginasinya. Pornthip menafikan perkara itu dan berkata kesimpulannya adalah berdasarkan pemerhatian dan kerjanya.

Beng Hock tidak membunuh diri - Suara Keadilan

SHAH ALAM 18 Ogos - Pakar Patologi Thai Dr Pornthip Rojanasunand berkata setiausaha politik Teoh Beng Hock tidak membunuh diri.Katanya beliau berpendapat bahawa mangsa itu tidak membunuh diri setelah meneliti autopsi kedua ke atas mayat Teoh.

Beliau yang memberikan keterangan pada inkues kematian Teoh di sini hari ini, berkata bedah siasat itu juga tidak menunjukkan bahawa Teoh dipukul atau diseksa sebelum mangsa itu ditemui mati.

Why Fast During Ramadan If One Is NON-MUSLIM?

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HOW many non-Muslims do you know who fast during Ramadan? And why would they?

So far, I’ve found two non-Muslims who are conscientiously fasting the whole of Ramadan. Of these two, one fasts the Muslim way, eating only at sahur and iftar in accordance with the Muslim prayer times. The other doesn’t follow the fasting timetable and does a partial fast of eating only one meal a day at dinner.

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When Was The Last Time He Visited KERALA?

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Mariam Mokhtar/FMT
Thursday, 19 August 2010 00:00

On 12 August, Hajah Siti Inshah Mansor, the principal of Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra in Kulai, allegedly described her students as penumpang (passengers), told her Chinese students to return to China and compared her Indian students with dogs.

Hajah Siti.. Oooh Hajah Siti..

Hajah Siti yang pelupa.. Itu laaa, makan minum kena perati elok2.. jangan main cekik semua depan mata..thee he he he 

Baca Bismillah.. baru laa tak termakan semut..baru laa tak jadi pelupa dan jadi bodoh.. thee he he

Hajah Siti dah terlupa seseorang.. Hajah Siti dah terlupakan MamakKutty..

Suruh lah MamakKutty tu balik Kerala!

Ga GAGAGA GA GA GAGAG AGA AGAGA GAAAAA!!!

Her remarks are unacceptable and a disgrace to her profession – the teaching profession.

Gabung BUKAN Macam Tanam Jagung

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Perodua, Proton tidak perlu gabung — Esa Adam
August 18, 2010

Sebijik Iswara dan sebijik lori berebut tiang api.

18 OGOS — Penulis berpendapat adalah kurang bijak bagi kerajaan mahu menggabungkan Proton dan Perodua dalam satu entiti kerana ia bukan satu penyelesaian kepada masalah yang berlaku terutamanya Proton.

Lapor lah berita betul2.. jgn lah auta sana auta sini.. puter sana puter sini.. thee he he he

Sapa yang nak gabung.. sapa tak nak gabung?? thee he he hee tanya lah Perodua betul2.. pujuk laaa

Ini serupa cerita orang gemuk ajak orang slim mencekik banyak2, supaya jadi gemuk..thee he he jangan laaa main paksa2.. 

Masalah buatan sendiri yang ditanggung oleh kedua-dua pengilang kereta nasional ini adalah masalah yang biasa berlaku dalam industri pengilangan di mana-mana juga.

You MAY/May NOT Know This

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Benefits of Fasting

Mental clarity is improved and brain fog is lifted.
Rapid, safe weight loss is achieved without flabbiness
The nervous system is balanced
Energy level and sensory perception is increased. The longer the fast, the bigger increase in energy and vitality. You normally need less sleep.
Organs are revitalized
Cellular biochemistry is harmonized
The skin becomes silky, soft, and sensitive
There is greater ease of movement
Breathing becomes fuller, freer and deeper
The digestive system is rejuvenated and becomes more effective; the peristaltic action of the intestines (the cause of a natural bowel movement) is stronger after fasting.
Fasting retrains your tasting sense back to more healthy food as acute sensitivity is restored.
Fasting can increase confidence in our ability to have control over our lives and our appetite, and that our body is self-regulating and a self-healing organism capable or establishing balance when given the possibility to do so.
Normal metabolic and cell oxygenation are restored.
Detoxification - as soon as the body realizes that it's fasting it will begin to eliminate those things that cause disease, such as fat cells, arterial cholesterol plaques, mucus, tumors, stored up worries and emotions.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

You May/May Not Know This

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Khasiat Buah Kurma

kepada kaum wanita yang sedang dalam nifas, bila mana Allah memerintahkan Maryam memakannya sedang beliau dalam keadaan lemah selepas bersalin. 

zat besi dan kalsium yang terdapat di dalam buah kurma adalah unsur yang paling tinggi bagi membentuk susu ibu

juga berperanan dalam pertumbuhan kanak-kanak  dan pembentukan darah dan sumsum tulang. 

kajian lain yang dijalankan membuktikan bahawa kurma antara makanan yang paling pantas diproses sebagai bekalan tenaga.

Rasulullah Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wasallam bersabda : "Hindarilah api neraka walaupun (dengan memberi sedekah) sebelah buah kurma.

Caught in the Moment

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Alan Smith plays the big brother.

"hush little.."

PROTONG Terus Maju, Untuk Rakyat M'sia

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To Stay Is A High Achievement, Says Mahathir Of Proton

SHAH ALAM, Aug 17 (Bernama) -- Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad said that for Proton to stay in the market and celebrate its Silver Jubilee this year is in itself a high achievement.

Stay lama '2 jam' baru la achievement Dol.. stay lama tapi bertongkat buat hape..Yang betol2 achievement kereta Jepun, kereta Korea.. 

Old statesman ni dah tua sangat.. dpt bangun tiap2 pagi pun dah dikira bonus..thee he he

Geng2 lain semua dah jalan.. 6 kaki x 6 kaki dalam.. thee he he Old statesman ni nyanyuk dah kot.. Alzheimer mungkin jugak.. 

Tapi masih berangan nak bawak Protong dia naik Jambatan Bengkok menuju ke Singapoooorah!

Poooorah!!!

"This is because we find big automobile companies like General Motors, Chrsyler and others all have been forced to rely on assistance," said the former prime minister at the breaking of fast hosted by the national carmaker here Tuesday night.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Business As Usual: Clean Sheet

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3 nil
Scorer: Berbatov (33)
Scorer: Fletcher (41)
Scorer: Giggs (85)

Dimitar Berbatov sent Manchester United on their way to a comfortable win over Newcastle United as the Red Devils began their Barclays Premier League campaign in style.

Berbatov took full advantage of a probing through-ball from Paul Scholes to break the Magpies defences in the 33rd minute.

'Joey Barton says he won't lose the moustache until Newcastle win. Hence, for the next few months, he will be known as Andriy Aren'tshavin'

Sebelah Kaki Hakim Dah Ada Dalam NERAKA?

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Orang ramai yang mengikuti berita berhubung bekas tahanan ISA, Abdul Malek Hussin dan menganggapnya sebagai manusia paling malang di Malaysia , memang tidak boleh persalahkan.

Nasib malangnya itu bermula pada akhir tahun 1998 apabila dia ditahan selama 57 hari mengikut ISA yang menafikannya sebarang hak untuk dibicarakan bagi mendapatkan keadilan yang sewajarnya.

Sepanjang 57 hari ditahan, Abdul Malek didera secara mental dan fizikal. Malah dia mendakwa pernah dipaksa minum air kencing oleh polis yang menjaga beliau. Kes itu telah dibicarakan dimahkamah dengan saksi-saksi dipanggil dan semua mengaku pernah melakukan perbuatan itu keatas Malik.

FAST Healthily During RAMADAN

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With the month of Ramadan upon us it is useful to look at ways of trying to maintain a healthy diet whilst fasting. Fasting for 12 to 24 hours or more can lead to dizziness and fatigue and a lowering of metabolic rate as a means of conserving calories or energy. Here are some simple guidelines to make sure that your diet remains balanced and healthy during this fasting period:
  1. Don't skip breakfast (Sahoor)
  2. Eat a wide variety of foods
  3. Be aware of your cooking methods
  4. Avoid taking in too much salt
  5. Make healthy changes to recipes
  6. Remember your fruits and vegetables
  7. Drink sufficient fluid

Jamie 'Mr Liverpool' Carragher

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Jamie Carragher, who the club’s official website refer to as ‘Mr Liverpool’, has named his all time XI, rating Roy Keane ahead of Steven Gerrard.

“Talking of Roy Keane, I’d have him alongside Souey at the heart of midfield,” said Carragher. “The Man United skipper may be a little short of Souness in the passing department but he has so much drive, he can get forward into the box to score vital goals, and he can also put his foot in. And let’s be perfectly honest, the opposition would have trouble imposing their game on Souey and Keano! Obviously Steven Gerrard is a great player and maybe in years to come he can compare to Souness, but I’ve seen videos of Graeme and he was probably more like Roy Keane and Glenn Hoddle rolled into one.”

Jamie's XI : Neville Southall, Cafu, Paolo Maldini, Franco Baresi, Marcel Desailly, Zinedine Zidane, Graeme Souness, Roy Keane, John Barnes, Marco Van Basten and Kenny Dalglish.

DEB dan Cerita Kejayaannya

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from,
Merdeka Review

Success story 1 - Hasil didikan MamakKutty

Success story ter'latest' - Taik Jo Lor

More on tycoons and DEB/NEP, read (Here) 


"DEB bermaksud sistem pilih kasih dan naungan orang-orang yang berkuasa." 


"DEB telah sekarang menjadi satu sistem yang korup, tidak mempunyai akauntabiliti kepada rakyat dan diselubungi rahsia"


"pagar yang makan padi. Orang Melayu menaruh harapan kepada UMNO untuk menjaga kepentingan bangsa; tetapi dibawah sistem DEB yang dikorupkan oleh pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO, "


"kerana kononnya, disebabkan judi itu haram, orang Melayu dan kerajaan tidak boleh terlibat dalam penjudian. Tetapi beliau (Vincent Tan) memilih orang Melayu untuk menjadi partner beliau - anak saudara Mahathir "


"Jho selalu kelihatan bersama PM Najib. Semasa pelancaran 1Malaysia Development Fund oleh PM, dia ada; semasa PM bercuti di Monte Carlo tahun lalu, dia ada; dan mereka juga bersama sama di St. Tropez dua minggu lalu."




"Itulah dia - Taik Jho Low, suatu lagi kejayaan Dasar Ekonomi Baru (NEP)."

Monday, August 16, 2010

Chairman - Manusia Bangku

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Goyang sana garu sini, gaji dan elaun RM2 juta setahun?
Oleh Sidiqin Omar/SUARA KEADILAN

PETALING JAYA 14 Ogos - Dalam keadaan golongan peneroka bergelut dengan Lembaga Kemajuan Tanah Persekutuan (Felda) untuk mendapatkan hak mereka dan layanan yang lebih adil, dan juga kemungkinan agensi itu bankrap, pengerusinya, Tan Sri Dr Mohd Yusof Noor didakwa menikmati gaji, imbuhan serta elaun berjumlah RM2 juta setahun.

Jangan main-main.. tgk orang la.. 'Tan', 'Sri', 'Dr'..

Songkok-songkok apppa barang... mana ada Usop Songkok lagi.. thee he he he

Ini Usop Chairman tau?? Usop Masyuk tau? thee he he heeee

Mendedahkan perkara ini, Naib Presiden KEADILAN Sivarasa Rasiah melontar cabaran kepada Dr Mohd Yusof bersifat telus dan mendedahkan kepada rakyat jumlah ganjaran sebenarnya yang diterima beliau selaku Pengerusi Felda.

Go Green This Ramadan

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by Arwa Aburawa

With the month of Ramadan here, food supplies are stocked up (ironic, I know), appointments are rescheduled and preparations are made for the month of spiritual rediscovery.

At its simplest Ramadan is a welcome reminder of the basic but invaluable blessing of food and water, but it is also a chance for Muslims to re-affirm their faith and reconnect with god and all his creations. And what better way to do this then by ‘greening’ your Ramadan.

N'GOG....oallllllllll....!

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Well, no one saw that coming. The ten-men of Liverpool take the lead thanks to a thumping strike from DAVID NGOG. Arsenal don't clear their lines on the edge of the 'D' and the Liverpool striker, from Mascherano's clever pass, fires an unstoppable effort past Manuel Almunia at his near post. That's one hell of a strike from a man in form.

Liverpool 1-0 Arse...nal

but,
"Reina got to it first but fielded it like a hot potato, spilling it carelessly over the line. Butterfingers.."


Arsenal got away with murder.


Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal

AON. What AON?

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Yet fans on the other side of the pond who prefer green and gold are wondering what the company's name stands for.

Best guesses so far:

Accounts Obscenely Negative,


Arab Oil Needed,


or maybe Abnormal Overdraft Necessary.


but Arab Oil Needed suits the most!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Why Muslims Fast?

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by Seyyed Hossein Nasr

Certain truths are by nature evident and need not be discussed in normal circumstances.

But, in a day and age when the most evident truths are shrouded by the clouds of doubt and questioned, one is forced to discuss even the most obvious of them.

One such truth is the necessity for an ascetic element in human life. Without an element of self-denial and asceticism no religion and therefore no human culture is possible.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Fabregas Will Inspire Arsenal This Season

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but Man United will pip them for the title
Mark Lawrenson/Mirror Football

Arsene Wenger was right to fight to keep Cesc Fabregas this summer.

And Arsenal and their captain will be rewarded with at least one trophy – and a strong push for the Premier League title.

Tomorrow’s clash at Anfield will see a meeting of Spanish World Cup stars who were tempted to return home.

Lets Put It BLUNTLY

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As far as the top six goes, with the top four now a thing of the past, I think it will look something like this: United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, City and Liverpool. I predict we will be champions every season, so I’m afraid this is a little less psychic and a little more habit, but that’s the way it goes.

You can never rule out teams like Chelsea, with a striker who scores for fun, but I just think we’ll be better than them this season. Will they improve on last season? Well a fit Michael Essien could certainly make a difference, but their backbone of Terry, Lampard and Drogba are all now another year closer to retirement, with JT’s form suffering massively last season..bla..bla..

Being honest, I don’t really rate the Arsenal team, and I was in two minds over putting them third. But I just feel like any Wenger team with the likes of Fabregas and van Persie shouldn’t be written off, but they really do look pretty flimsy. If they can get a top keeper in and Vermaelen does as well up front as he did defensively again this season, they will be a lot better off. It really can go either way for them, with Fabregas wanting to give one last hurrah and the young players who have so far failed to show the bottle to last the course of a season coming good. Or, Cesc spends the season frustrated that he was made to stay, the young players struggle under poor leadership, and butterfingers Almunia/Fabianski making a pig’s ear of their season again.

Spurs showed a mental toughness that had been lacking in their seasons before, managing to see off Arsenal, Chelsea and finally City in the final few games to win their battle to claim fourth spot. A different Spurs team with a different attitude to the sides before them that crumbled away when confronted with a challenge.

Contrary to popular belief, no I don’t think City are going to win the league. I must be mad, right? As their supporters have told us for years when criticising United, money buys success. Now they have more money than anything else, now they can success like United have done all these years, right? Wrong.

Of course we all enjoyed watching Liverpool’s failure last season. There’s no but here. It was so enjoyable. This season things have the potential to be different. They don’t have that joker of a manager and if Torres stays fit, they’ll certainly improve.

Doubts raised over MU's hopes of signing Mesut Ozil

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MU hopes of making the Germany international Mesut Ozil their fourth summer signing appear to have receded.

Asked about the chances of the 21-year-old moving to Old Trafford, one boardroom figure said he would be "surprised".

Friday, August 13, 2010

SECRETS of Fasting

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Imam al Ghazali

Ordinary Fasting means abstaining from food, drink and sexual satisfaction.

Special Fasting means keeping one's ears, eyes, tongue, hands and feet - and all other organs - free from sin.

Extra-special Fasting means fasting of the heart from unworthy concerns and worldly thoughts, in total disregard of everything but Allah, Great and Glorious is He. This kind of Fast is broken by thinking of worldly matters, except for those conducive to religious ends, since these constitute provision for the Hereafter and are not of this lower world.

"Five things break a man's Fast: lying, backbiting, gossiping, perjury and a lustful gaze."

"Fasting is a shield; so when one of you is Fasting he should not use foul or foolish talk. If someone attacks him or insults him, let him say: "I am Fasting, I am Fasting!"'

"The backbiter and his listener are copartners in sin."

"How many of those who Fast get nothing from it but hunger and thirst!"

Let's Dump This Man Into The DUSTBIN of History

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But we want to see Abu Kassim step down first.

By FMT Staff

KUCHING: Will the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) finally act against Sarawak Chief Minister Taib Mahmud now that documented evidence is available over his vulgar amassment of wealth? Or will its chief Abu Kassim Mohamed step down?

Nak step down? Step down atas kepala bana sapa? 

Sumpit kang.. thee he he heee humban dari tingkat 16 kang.. thee he he he

Habis kalau dah step down nak kerja apa.. Takkan nak jadi pak guard kat Plaza Masalam kot?

GA GA GA GA!!! GAGAGAGAGAAGA!!

That’s the question being asked in Sarawak's social and political circles.

Mahatma Zambry Yang PEMURAH

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ZAMBRY beri tanah pada kroni

Satu laporan telah dibuat kepada Suruhanjaya Pencegah Rasuah Malaysia (SPRM) oleh ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Teja, Chang Lih Kang (gambar beliau menunjukkan laporan SPRM) terhadap seorang pemimpin Umno peringkat bahagian di negeri Perak.

50 ekar utk Safura House of Diamond Sdn Bhd.. thee he hee hee hee KRONI la.. tak reti-reti ke lagi?

50 ekar untuk satu syarikat.. bukannya 50 ekar untuk 50 orang kampung berkongsi seekar sorang. Pun bukan untuk 50 orang petani dapat seekar sorang..

Kata orang Perak, "ajenye GAMPANG!"

Chang mendedahkan satu bidang tanah yang sedang diusahakan oleh para penternak ikan hiasan dan petani telah diluluskan oleh kerajaan negeri Perak kepada sebuah syarikat milik seorang pemimpin kanan bahagian Umno.

BEBE: 10 things you need to know

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Here's everything you need to know about the frontman...


1) Bebe was born in the residential Lisbon suburb of Agualva-Cacém on 12 July 1990. He was raised in an orphanage after spending part of his childhood on the streets and has represented Portugal in the Homeless World Cup.

2) The dreadlocked forward can play wide left or through the middle. He's 6-foot-3, powerfully built and blessed with a strong right foot.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Give It to Me BEBE, a-ha a-ha

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BEBE JOINS MANCHESTER UNITED

FERGUSON: Snapped up Bebe
11/08/2010

MANCHESTER UNITED have signed Vitoria Guimaraes striker Tiago Manuel Dias Correia, better known as Bebe, subject to a medical.

could be immediately loaned out as Ferguson has stressed he's happy with his selection of forwards.

Personal terms have been agreed with the 20-year-old and he will move to Old Trafford for an undisclosed fee.

Giant Clock of Makkah to REPLACE Greenwich?

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Arab News

JEDDAH, Aug 11: The giant clock of Makkah is all set to tick home a new time standard, as some scholars believe that it will be an ideal alternative to the Greenwich Mean Time (GMT).

Many scholars are of the opinion that Makkah Time can provide the world an alternative to the GMT. These people have scientific arguments to back their contention, as Makkah is situated in the center of the world.

Let's Throw This Man Into The DUSTBIN of History

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UNMASKED! TAIB THE GODFATHER

Sarawak Report has uncovered devastating documents which prove that Abdul Taib Mahmud, Sarawak’s Chief Minister, is the real owner of millions of dollars of property assets held in the name of family members abroad.

The damning discovery lays bare a system of private deals, which enabled the Chief Minister to conceal his true ownership of the properties. This was presumably in order to hide the extent of his enormous wealth, for which he has yet to provide any legitimate explanation.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Craig Bellamy's 10 Greatest Hits

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Hot-headed striker Craig Bellamy is at it again, claiming that h e would rather quit Manchester City than rot in the reserves should he miss out on Roberto Mancini's 25-man squad.

It's far from the first time the Welshman's mouth - and, indeed, other parts of his body - have got in trouble, as this Top 10 shows:

1) Live and kicking
After he retired, Sir Bobby Robson wrote of Bellamy that he was "a great player wrapped round an unusual and volatile character." These two sides to him are perhaps best summed up by two Newcastle matches in Bellers' second season at the club.

The future's so bright, Anelka has to wear SHADES

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You have to hand it to Nicolas Anelka. He always comes up with something different.

While many players pretend to be talking on their mobiles as they walk through a mixed zone to avoid talking to the media, Nicolas has bucked the trend.

Arsenal desperately need a 'Van der Saar'

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There are 20 days left in the transfer window and Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is peering through with some intent - intent to sign a new goalkeeper.

On his horizon must be the happenings at the City of Manchester Stadium and Villa Park. Quite simply, he needs a new last line of defence. Once again, the shortcomings of Lucasz Fabianski were highlighted during the bizarre friendly against Legia Warsaw in Poland on Saturday. Arsenal won 6-5 after they trailed 3-0 at one stage. And that trio were conceded by Fabianski.

Man UNITED CUT Bonuses

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Glazers counting every penny

"Last season non-essential staff at the club's Carrington training base were even stopped from taking porridge and fruit juices at breakfast in an effort to save cash."

MANCHESTER UNITED stars will have their bonus structure slashed as owners the Glazers plan more cost-cutting.

Boss Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing for today's Wembley clash with Chelsea but his players have been told the incentives for winning the Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup are being reduced.

Shape Up, Shape UP

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WASHINGTON - The bigger a person's waistline, the more likely they are to die of any cause, regardless of whether they are overweight or not, a published study says.

Researchers at the American Cancer Society in Atlanta looked at the association between the waistlines of 48,500 men and 56,343 women aged 50 years and older, and death from any illness.

Here, take RM900-00

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Tuesday, 10 August 2010 17:38

MIRI - Some 500 Penans lost everything when fire razed their two longhouses last week and two timber giants operating in the area came forward to give the fire victims a donation – the total amount: RM900.

Long Kajang longhouses are located deep in Kapit Division in central Sarawak in a logging concession zone near the Sarawak-Kalimantan border, some 11 hours by timber road from Bintulu.

TREVINO Who?

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Rebuttal to Josh Trevino on Anwar's Trial
From Huffingtonpost
By Azeem Ibrahim

In Malaysia, opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim has been put on trial for sodomy. In the main, the Western political establishment is skeptical about the trial, believing it to be a politically motivated attempt to remove the popular opposition leader from the political scene before he can take power. As is the Malaysian public. Only 11 percent believe the charge, and 88 percent think it's a political conspiracy.

MAMAKkutty Peduli Hapa

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Tun Mahathir sudah lupa bahawa jutawan-jutawan Cina hampir kesemunnya wujud pada zaman pemerintahan beliau. Jika cina-cina jutawan dikayakan oleh kamu sendiri maka isu Cina kaya dan Melayu miskin disebabkan kehebatan dan kebijaksaan kamu sendiri.

PAS berjaya “Walk the Talk” apabila prinsip Islam yang mereka cuba bawa berjaya membawa keamanan dan perpaduan serta keadilan di negeri Kelantan dibawah pemerintahan PAS.

Mereka boleh nampak seorang ketua bahagian UMNO memiliki rumah mahligai bagaikan Istana dan Syurga tetapi seorang Menteri Besar Kelantan tinggal di sebuah rumah kampong papa kedana. Melayu dan UMNO dibawah Tun Mahathir yang hebat pula “Talk And Never Walk”.

Long live mamakkutty!!


Here an article by Shen Yee Aunat Malaysia Today

Tun Mahathir Mudah Lupa.


Dalam blog Tun Mahathir bertajuk untuk bersifat perkauman atau tidak telah jelas menunjukkan beliau sendiri sudah melupai banyak fakta, sejarah dan kebenaran.

PROTONG Terus Maju, Untuk Rakyat M'sia

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Sapa kapur sapa?
TUE, 10 AUG 2010 21:57

Ini Shaheed Kapoor, tak pernah tinggal puasa.

KUALA LUMPUR: Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional Sdn Bhd (Proton) has signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) with CIMB Group to offer syariah-compliant supply chain financing programme to Proton vendors.

Protong tak mengapur CIMB.., CIMB pun tak boleh nak mengapur PROTONG..thee he he

Yang berak kapur, terkapur2, dah dekat berpuluh2 tahun kena sumbat kapur dengan PROTONG..,

Ialah....rakyat 1Malaya!!! jual kat orang puteh, jual kat pak arab macam jual getah sekerap..timbang kilo.. thee he he

Tak caya? klik sini tengoooook... baru dia tau! baru dia ada hakai!!

Proton Holdings Bhd group managing director, Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir, said the programme was a critical component in the company's strategy to become a competitive global car manufacturer.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

MU set to miss out as Barcelona agree £8m fee for Mesut Ozil

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Manchester United look set to lose out to Barcelona in the race to sign the Germany playmaker Mesut Ozil after the Spanish champions agreed a fee, believed to be in the region of £8 million, with his current club Werder Bremen.

APANAMA...

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To be or not to be racist?
Mahathir Mohamad



1. Recently I had occasion to talk to a group of former state and federal members of the Barisan Nasional.

Masih lagi..masih lagi.. mAAAAAAAAAAAAAsih lagi.. thee hehe he


Ini alaf baru.. berubah la.. berubah selari dgn beruban la..


Orang dah tak main dah dgn racist/tak racist.. itu assobiyah. Pekak ke?


Ambik lah Islam.. payung Islam lAAAAAAAAgi kembang.

2. I had extolled on the virtues of the BN coalition type of Government and the achievements under the BN Government at State and Federal levels.

Malu Tapi MAU

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KSSB belanja minum teh 

Ismail Hashim
HARAKAH


SHAH ALAM, 10 Ogos: Kerajaan Negeri Selangor hari ini menunaikan janji memberikan keuntungan 10 peratus hasil pasir negeri itu kepada semua Pengerusi JKKK atau Ketua Kampung seluruh negeri itu.

Memang dah dasar kucing.. thee he he dapat ikan free, gerenti rembat..

Tak kira la kucing hijau ke, kucing biru separuh abad ke.. janji dapat makan free..

Dah dapat RM1,793-00 reti pulak kucing2 ni bercakap.. bagus la PAKATAN..

Time Ameno-Coco dulu.. kenyang kitaorang makan pasir..thee he he

Penyerahan itu disempurnakan oleh Pengerusi Jawatankuasa Tetap Pemodenan Pertanian, Pengurusan Sumber Alam dan Pembangunan Usahawan Selangor, Dr Yaakob Sapari semalam.

How to Become ex-PAS Member

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Harakahdaily


PENGKALAN CHEPA, Aug 10: While Malay-language dailies reported that 194 PAS members had quit to join UMNO in an event in Pulau Tukang Dollah, Kelantan, questions are now being raised over the truth of the news.

Kalau nak jadi bekas ahli PAS, senang sesangat..thee he he

Syarat umur kena lanjut.. lutut longgar.. telinga kena pekak & tuli.. thee he he

Kalau tidak, letih menjawab, "dapat kain sarung 2 helai, beras jati 10 kilo sekampit, duit pengeras RM100-00..."

Pulau Pak Amat chieftain Mohd Nor Dollah said no PAS had joined UMNO during the event attended by Kelantan UMNO liaison chief Mustapa Mohamad.

A SCOUSER'S View

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On Rafalution, Hernandez and Carra's Dad!

It’s hard to believe that a couple of years ago Liverpool were the team closest to us when we won the league again. In the end, they won three less games than us but there were serious worries that Liverpool were in the ascendancy and that the claims of a ‘Rafalution’ were starting not to sound so ridiculous. 

However, at the end of the season, Sir Alex Ferguson commented that Liverpool had enjoyed their best season in almost 20 years, but still finished 4 points short, so probably wouldn’t be much of a threat the following season. I’m sure even he didn’t envisage Liverpool slipping down a further 5 places to 7th though, particularly considering they didn’t even have the excuse of prioritising the Champions League, given that they got booted out at the group stages.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Dulu Tolong, Sekarang ALONG

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Harakahdaily

SEREMBAN, 9 Ogos: Seramai 766 peneroka Felda Serting Negeri Sembilan memfailkan saman di Mahakamah Tinggi hari ini terhadap Felda dan menuntut gantirugi sebanyak RM200 juta.

Macam mana la nak saman Felda yang besar gedabak ni.. thee he he he


Nak mintak tengok surat sakit 'lubang hanu' si Saizpool BauKari Azlan pun tak dapat2.. 


Padahal 'lubang hanu' mamat tu kecik je.. GA GA GA!! GA! GA! GA!

Mereka mendakwa Felda telah menipu mereka dan menyebabkan mereka menanggung kerugian yang besar.

Tuntutan itu difailkan oleh peguam Sivarasa Rasiah bagi pihak peneroka daripada Felda Serting dan Raja Alias, berdekatan Jempol, Negeri Sembilan.

Why Ancelotti Can Be RELAXED

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First blood to United, comprehensively.

And while it is wrong to draw too many lessons from a pre-season friendly in the Wembley sunshine, Chelsea fans must be looking at their fixture list - and sighing with relief.

Four consecutive defeats, the latest coming yesterday, is not just bad form by Chelsea's standards - it is awful form by anybody's standards.

What was clear at Wembley, even before Dimitar Berbatov set the seal on United's victory, was that the two sides are in markedly different shape.


Business As Usual

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10 things we learned from Chelsea 1-3 Manchester United in the Community Shield  

1) Having comedically kicked the ball into his own face for United's second, does Javier 'Chicarito' Hernandez get the assist as well as the goal?

Mourinho has no time for Kaka!

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Real Madrid coach Jose Mourino has declared he has too much on his hands to waste time crying over Kaka's injury.

Kaka? kaka ka ka ka wa ka ka wakaka!!!
The Brazilian playmaker was ruled out for three to four months last week after it emerged he had incurred a meniscus injury in his left knee.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Was Torres "waiting" for Barca move?

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Liverpool’s Fernando Torres was “waiting” for a move to Barcelona just days before the striker publicly stated his intention to stay at Anfield, according to Mundo Deportivo.

Now... who needs Fiberglass if they could have El Nino?

Only One Team Could Tempt Me: Fabregas

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YOU cannot blame Cesc Fabregas for having his head turned by the greatest football team on the planet.


The Arsenal captain has never made a secret of his deep love for Barcelona or his ambition to go back there one day as one of the Nou Camp's top stars.

Kop to pip Arsenal to another midfielder

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Liverpool are winning their battle with Arsenal for Shaun Wright-Phillips.

The England winger has been told he can leave Manchester City for about £7million. But Arsenal are unwilling to pay him more than the £65,000 a week he earns at City.

Ozil the New DEVIL?

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OZIL WATCHED BY FERGIE AT FULHAM

Red Devils plot bid
OZIL: Manchester United target
By Greg Gobere, 07/08/2010

SIR ALEX FERGUSON looks ready to put together a bid for German World Cup star Mesut Ozil.

The Manchester United boss was in the stands at Craven Cottage yesterday as the Werder Bremen ace took on Fulham in a friendly.

Ozil, 21, has also been monitored by Arsenal and Barcelona since sparkling performances in South Africa - and the midfielder has just a year left on his contract.

Old Is GOLD

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GARY LINEKER reckons Manchester United's ageing stars may find the Premier League title out of their reach.

He said: "Rio Ferdinand is seemingly on his last legs, Ryan Giggs can't go on for ever, Paul Scholes can't go on for ever, Gary Neville can't go on for ever.

Aaaaah... "you win nothing with kids".. remember?

"History shows Sir Alex Ferguson's transitional phases don't usually last very long. But financially, where are they? They haven't spent a lot of money. Will they improve massively on last season? Unlikely."

Seven Deadly Sins

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Farmer who couldn't handle lottery wealth kills himself




SERIAN – A farmer, who won a lottery but wasted his wealth within five years, dug his own grave behind his house before committing suicide.

His charred remains were found by a nephew in the makeshift grave on Thursday.

The 63-year-old farmer, surnamed Koo, was believed to have dug his own grave behind his house at Mile 29 Kuching-Serian road before committing suicide by setting himself on fire sometime in the past week.

Koo's 30-year-old nephew, who declined to be named, said he suspected something was wrong when he spotted the burnt wreckage of his uncle’s motorcycle in front of the house.

PROTONG Terus Maju, Untuk Rakyat M'sia

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TOYOTA to Start Prius Production in Thailand


TOKYO: Toyota Motor will start producing the Prius hybrid in Thailand this year, stepping up overseas output of the fuel-sipping vehicles amid swelling global demand, reports said today.

Kalau bukan kerana MamakKutty.. dah lama 1Malaya bergelar "Detroit of the East"

Kalau bukan kerana khayalan berahi MamakKutty, rakyat 1Malaya boleh beli BMW dengan RM60,000-00.. thee he he

Sekarang berebut2 giant automaker ke Thailand..thee he he insentif bagus, urut pun bagus..

Tapi, biarkan lah MamakKutty dgn khayalan berahinya memandu PROTONG diatas jambatan bengkok menuju ke Singapooorah!!

Toyota, the front-runner in hybrid cars that use two power sources -- a petrol engine and another source such as an electric motor -- launched the Prius, the world's first mass-produced hybrid car, in 1997.

ISRAEL Will Be Destroyed If IRAN Is Attacked

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PressTV

WASHINGTON, August 6: A group of ex-CIA officials have warned Washington against Tel Aviv's efforts to "mousetrap" the US on Iran, a mistake that would "destroy" Israel.

In a memo to the US President Barack Obama, a group of former CIA intelligence officers at the Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity warned that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is ready to go unilateral on Iran. read more here..

Robbie Rants

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Who cares if Rooney has a fag as long as he lights up the Premier League?
By Robbie Savage

Zidane did too.

When I was at Blackburn the four words I dreaded to hear were, "Fancy a lift, Robbie?" Especially when they came in a Turkish accent from my pal Tugay.

I love the fella and what a player he was for us. But he loved a fag and, as a consequence, his car stank of smoke. You'd need to pin four Magic Trees to your jumper before you got in!

Umpan Sudah HULUR

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PAGOH: Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin today described as apt the statement by PAS president Hadi Awang on the need to retain the rights and privileges of the Malays and Bumiputeras, including the discount for purchase of commercial and residential properties.

Hah hah hah ha ha.. tengok! theee he he he umpan sudah hulur..

Tengok sapa makang umpang esok..thee he he he

Nasha.. hang jangan buat pelecey, bukak mulut luas2...

Nasru.. jgn malu2 bewok, respon jgn tak respon..

Jgn lah malukan DPM.. susah2 hulur umpan..

Muhyiddin said Hadi would have surely made reference to the Federal Constitution although his statement might seem to be contrary to the stand of the opposition Pakatan Rakyat, of which PAS is a partner along with the DAP and PKR.