Monday, May 31, 2010

His IRON Lung

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By Alvin Darlanika Soedarjo

JAKARTA: A new video of a smoking Indonesian toddler has emerged to shock health experts and provide further graphic illustration of the Southeast Asian country's growing addiction to tobacco.

The parents of a two-year-old boy seen smoking in a clip posted on The Sun newspaper's website are to be investigated, Indonesian officials said after the video drew worldwide attention.

Chubby Ardi Rizal laughs and responds to the adults around him as he sits on his plastic tricycle and inhales deeply from frequent drags on a cigarette.

Forty Bloody EFFING Billion

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..down the drain

Ini kacip pinang, alat utama pemakan sireh.

Ini daun Kacip Fatimah, supaya pengacip kuat mengacip

Ini ubat tahan kena kacip!

Harakahdaily

KOTA BHARU, May 30: PKR leader Anwar Ibrahim urged the government to first stop subsidies to independent power producers (IPP) and address leakages before it moves to withdraw subsidies to the people.

gaga ga ga a ga gga gga ga ga gaa ga!!!

Ini lah jadinya kalau dah tak sabar2 nak jadi barua..nak jadi pak sanggup..thee he he

Mat Derih Jala korek biskut dalam mulut anak, bagi makan kat beruk belakang rumah..thee he he

Twenty EFFING billion a year, 20 bilion bukan 20 juta Mat Derih wei...thee he he

Itu subsidi diesel, supaya YTL boleh bakar hangus tukar jadi api, supaya YTL boleh jual api kat TNB, kalau TNB tak nak, TNB kena paksa beli jugak...GA! GA! GA! GA!

Another twenty EFFING billion a year, duit hantaran belanja hangus..thee he he 

Tan kapor sekian juta, Tin kapor sekian, Tun kapor sekian jumlah..Tan Tin Tun..thee he he

Itu belum masuk kes pegawai tak reti mengira, belum masuk pegawai hilang calculator, belum masuk bab pegawai kena kenyit mem Ulan Bator...thee he he

Belum congak yang kena kacip China Doll.. 

GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!

Anwar said by doing so, the government would save RM40 billion a year.

"The government has been providing subsidies of RM20 billion a year to the IPP, namely Genting Sanyen, Malakof and YTL Power.

"(And) based on PEMUDAH report, the country has lost a total of RM20 billion a year through leakages from corruption and government inefficiency and so on.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The MAKING of...

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..A zimbabweusqe-Failed State

By the way, in case many of you are not aware of this yet, the gaming licence just awarded to Vincent Tan is to raise money for the coming general election, which is expected to cost Barisan Nasional about RM1.5 billion. It is also to pay for the cost of the recent Hulu Selangor and Sibu by-elections and the Sarawak state election due soon.

THE CORRIDORS OF POWER

Raja Petra Kamarudin

Zimbabwe bans newspapers and periodicals. To publish anything in Zimbabwe one needs a publishing licence. And if you violate the ‘terms’ of your publishing licence your licence will be cancelled and your publication will be banned.

It is the same in Malaysia. In fact, in Malaysia, even the printing company is required to apply for a licence. So the Malaysian government can take action against both the publisher as well as the printer. This is ‘one up’ on Zimbabwe.

In 2004, Zimbabwe introduced a detention without trial law. Malaysia did the same 44 years earlier -- in 1960. But in Zimbabwe you can be detained up to 30 days. In Malaysia, you are first detained up to 60 days and thereafter for an indefinite period of time. So Malaysia is, yet again, ‘one up’ on Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe does not allow students to get involved in politics. If they do then action is taken against them. Their scholarships will be withdrawn. The same goes in Malaysia. But in Malaysia they will get sacked from the university as well. So, yet again, Malaysia is ‘one up’ on Zimbabwe.

When we talk about Zimbabwe we always refer to that country as a failed state. We do not, however, consider Malaysia a failed state. This is because we only consider countries whose economies are in a shambles as failed states and Malaysia’s economy is not seen as in a shambles, just yet.

Do we need to wait until Malaysia’s economy is akin to Zimbabwe’s before we declare our country a failed state? There is many a criteria to a failed state, or a state heading in that direction. The state of the economy is just one of the criteria.

When racism and discrimination is not only rampant but state sanctioned as well, that is a mark of a failed state. And this is happening in Malaysia.more at malaysia-today.net

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Jalang, Roti Jala, JALA

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menJALA ikan

roti JALA, cicah dgn kari

JALAng

Bangkrap kerana korup, bukan kerana subsidi beras, subsidi gula..

Sementara rakyat diugut untuk menolak subsidi agar tidak menyusul jejak Greece yang bankrap, muncul pula seorang pemuda berumur 20-an tahun yang membelanjakan USD 50 ribu hingga 60 ribu secara biasa saban hari, dedah Ketua Angkatan Muda Keadilan, Shamsul Iskandar Mohd.Akin.

Greece bangkrap sebab yang kaya semakin kaya, yang miskin makan rumput..

Indon bangkrap sebab jutawan jadi laksawan, yang papa terus kedana..

Thailand hampir bangkrap sebab yang kaya cekau semua, yang miskin berebut hampas..

Bukak lah sejarah, mana ada negara yang bangkrap kerana membantu rakyatnya?

Iran tak bengkrap2 pon...buatlah 8 sekatan ekonomi pon...thee he he

Yang membangkrapkan negara ialah satu laptop harga RM45,000-00,  karipap ditender RM5-00 sebijik,  pen kilometrico ditender RM18-00 sebatang,  buntut Saizpool Baukari tak cebok 2 hari..thee he he

Itu bukan subsidi laptop, bukan subsidi karipap, bukan subsidi pen...thee he he he

Itu korup, itu rasuah, Mat DERIH JALAng wei!!!!

GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!

Shamsul Iskandar (gambar kanan) memetik laporan New York Post pada tahun 2009, yang diulas kemudiannya oleh tabloid tempatan Malay Mail, bahawa seorang pemuda bernama Taek Jho Low membelanjakan USD 50 ribu hingga 60 ribu, atau RM 170 ribu ke RM 205 ribu setiap hari.

Menurut Shamsul Iskandar, Jho Low dikatakan sebagai kenalan rapat dengan anak Perdana Menteri Najib Razak, lantas mencungkil keraguan orang ramai sama ada Jho Low berperanan sebagai proksi, berikutan kemampuan graduan Wharton Business School ini dalam mengumpul kekayaan pada umur 20-an tahun.more at merdekareview.com

Subsidy Cuts APLANCAU?

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KUALA LUMPUR, 27 MAY, 2010: Malaysians must bite the bullet and wean off subisidies to save the government RM103 billion in five years to reduce the nation's deficit and debt, said Datuk Seri Idris Jala, Minister in the Prime Minister's Department.

APLANCAU.... cukai kereta main golf  dah hapus.

Jangan mau autalah.. bukan toll, bukan fuel, bukan electricity daaaaa...jgn auta..thee he he

Kepala bana lah, 'beras, tepung, gula, minyak masak'- high ticket item..thee he he

Itu bukan high ticket item.. itu 'perut item' atau 'mencekik item'..

Kementerian si anu ni dah buat silap..thee he he lain kali jangan bagi orang tukar nama suka-suka hati..thee he he

Betul ke nama Idris Jala? ke sama kes dengan TUNgkek, Chandra Muzaffar..kes tukar nama, kes menyamar..thee he he

Apsal baru jadi menteri perangai dah macam Derih JALANG..

GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!

He said the government would focus on big ticket items such as fuel, electricity and toll to achieve the savings but it would continue to subsidise the poor and disadvantaged.

"The time for subsidy rationalisation is now. Otherwise, we have a time bomb on our hands," Idris said on the open day on the subsidy rationalisation plan proposed by the Performance Management and Delivery Unit (Pemandu) of the PM's Department.

Pergi REPUT lah

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Mahathir still studying Malaysia-Singapore agreement

(Bernama) -- Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad said he is still studying the agreement reached between Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and his Singapore counterpart Lee Hsien Loong.

Still studying..always study thee he he study dgn Mah? thee he he he he!!

Study lah dengan Mah macam mana Pulau Batu Putih kena rembat..

Macam mana Singapooora dapat air free-free..

Study lah kenapa asyik kena buli, duit CPF masih terkantoi-kantoi..

Tak pun study balik buku Barry Wain..thee he he

RM100 bilion dapat kat sapa.. bagi kat sapa.. buang kat mana..

GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!GA! GA!GA! GA! GA!



"I have yet to identify the positive and the negative aspect. I expected all the problems could be resolved but several were untouched," he said after presenting the keynote address at the 5th Malaysian Conference on Healthy Ageing here today.

Dr Mahathir said issues left untouched include the water agreement which ends next year (2011) and the new bridge.

Friday, May 28, 2010

GLORY. Not sex. Not JUDI BOLA

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BERLIN: Most Germans would prefer watching their team contesting the World Cup final than having sex with their partners, a survey here has revealed today.

Ini German beb..German. Orang Jerman..thee he he he

Orang Jerman kapir.. tak puasa, tak berzakat, tak berzanji..

Tak payah pun mufti/tok peti sampai berbelas-belas orang..thee he he tak payah fatwa-fatwi tok peti pun..ta payah larang-larang

Mana dia Broheng Ali Perkakas?..  mana Zul Nordin Kalimah?.. tok peti/mufti berbelas-belas sah dah kena gam mulut kena jahit..

Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara - Makan JUDI BOLA, Tidur JUDI BOLA, Main JUDI BOLA!

Ga ga ga ga! ga ga!ga ga ga! ga ga!ga ga ga! ga ga!ga ga ga! ga ga!Should Joachim Loew's side reach the final in Johannesburg on July 11, a potential night of passion would be shown the red card by most Germans in favour of the chance to see their team in action on television.





In a survey for the Reader's Digest magazine, only 5% of those questioned would prefer a night between the sheets with their loved one to watching Germany contest the World Cup final.

That's TOO MUCH!

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Ibrahim Ali macam anjing?


Ibrahim Ali pula belasah Pemuda PAS"......menarik juga tajuk artikel di Malaysiakini tu.


Bila pemuda PAS buat demo satu Malaya menuntut supaya kerajaan menarik balik lesen judi bola, rupanya si katak ni rasa terhina kerana katanya, beliau dan PERKASA yang terlebih dulu menolak kemungkaran kerajaan BN tu....

gagagagagagagagga! gagaga! gagaagga!!!!

Kasar tu..meng'anjing'kan Broheng Ali yang perkasa..thee he he

Sensitif wooo..anjing-anjing ni..bersundal berzina Ok, betina sana betina sini TARA PA ok jugak, air tapai San Miguel pun OK, JUDI bola lagi OK no problem..mufti/tok peti semua diam tanda setuju..thee he he

Tapi jangan anjing, mughalazah!! thee he he he

Tapi kalau terserempak serentak; anjing, katak & Broheng Ali. Mana nak terajang dulu???

GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!!!!!!


Hmm... bila pulak keluar berita bahawa PERKASA@Ibrahim Ali menolak judi bola? Katanya ada keluar di Astro Awani..

Namun, yang jelas, cakap orang macam Berahim ni tak boleh pakai. Dia ni lebih teruk dari orang tua nyanyuk.Dulu, masa PRU 2008, kalau tak kerana PAS kesian kat dia, bagi pinjam logo PAS untuk dia bertanding, tak merasa lah dia nak jadi MP.Tengoklah perangai dia sekarang ni, dia bukan saja menyalak, tapi menggigit pula kat parti lambang bulan yang pernah menolong dia 3 tahun lalu....

Anjing lagi baik dari Berahim Ali....betul tak?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

My Name Is LUKA.. modric

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HARRY REDKNAPP  last night told Manchester United: Luka Modric is not for sale at ANY price.
SunSport revealed United manager Alex Ferguson has made the Tottenham playmaker his major £25million summer target.

GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA!  GA! GA! GA! GA! 

Crap. Lots of craps.

Remember Rio, remember Carrick?..thee he he

What Fergie wants, Fergie gets. 

But Redknapp told his old mate Fergie: "There's no chance of it happening at all. Luka's key to everything that's happening at this place.

"Everybody knows what I think of him. And if you want to move on to higher levels you don't start flogging off your best players - to anyone."


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Look Ma, No APLANCAU SUBSIDI!

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An inspirational story

Letters (from blog.limkitsiang.com)
by Justin Hong

I was 18 in 1997, I came home half completed my high school in England because my father was bankrupted. He was a contractor bankrupted because the licensee, Taib’s uncle defaulted on paying royalty to the Government. Pocketed all the money my father gave.

Together with 6 of my friends we went to Komat in Sama Jaya to look for jobs as they only required MCE; to help out the family.

The HR lady was an Iban, on our turn she refused to give us application forms and demanded our qualifications. Without even understanding us, we were turned away. On further enquiry from us, she said, the 250 posts were all filled. It was 10.25am and the application counter just opened at 9.30am. Asked the guard to show us out.

Komat repeated publication for the posts for another week. We went back again and again were rejected. This time she asked us to look for jobs in China.
My uncle promptly help the six of us to look for jobs from his contacts. Ironically, we all ended up in Shenzhen China, working in a micro circuitboard plant.

We were trained by some American to be testers as we know English. We did well, so well that within 4 years, we developed a special test using Argon emission from induced current. Testing the board even more thoroughly and 40+ times the efficiency we were doing.

After a few months of trial, the company decided to subcontract all their circuit board testing to us using the new testing system and they got the test done at a fraction of the cost doing it manually.

Within 3 years, we are testing all the circuit board of all the companies in Shenzhen then.

BELIEVE ME, WE ARE EACH NETTING 2 TO 3 MILLIONS USD A YEAR.

We spread to include contracts in a lot of companies of China, US, Germany and Finland.

We now employ 7600 people and 1600 from Sarawak. Bumiputra or non-bumiputra who made the grade we are after.

Why I am writing this?

Today my company has been operating in Penang for 6 months. We are employing 200 people.

I was conducting interviews for senior staff for the jobs. One of the people that came in for the interview was the same Iban lady from Komat 10+ years ago. The lady who turned me away. The lady who told me I was not eligible for the job. The lady who told me the posts were filled when yet to select the first applicant of 250 and the lady who asked me to go to China to look for a job.

I had the satisfaction to tell her all these if I wanted to. Instead I listened to all her talk about how great she had done in her former employment and now she was out on a huge VSS. How well she will do for me with her experience and how much she would like to work for a Chinese boss. She said she is the daugther of an influential bumiputra man and her husband is doing well in business. I let her rave on with her diatribe.

Finally, when she realised she the one doing all the talking and I was not even asking questions, she stopped.

Finally I said, I know her. She was shocked, for now I was properly suited up and not in T-shirt and jeans like the first time we met.

I simply said I like to thank her for asking me to go back to China to look for work. I did, I made it and what she is seeing today and the brochure I placed infront of her is in fact the SUCCESS from disgust and disappointment of being a Malaysian Chinese!!

She was murmuring to herself. I told her, she will get a job from me but not as the senior HR, not as the assistant HR but as an assistant to the assistant HR. She was shocked, happy and almost cried. Then she confessed that her husband was a bankrupt and her 3 children had to be in the care of her sister.

I told her, she meant nothing to me, her race meant nothing to me and what she had done also meant nothing to me. The insults, the frustrations and the anguish of a young man trying to help his father. I told her she would be treated like everyone. She must get her job done or she’d be out like anybody. I told her, I do not care for YBs, bumi policies or business opportunities in Malaysia. I do not need Malaysia. I CAME BECAUSE I AM BEGGED TO COME, BY THE GOVERNMENT OF MALAYSIA.

Subsidi. APLANCAU Subsidi?

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Malaysia will hold a cabinet meeting on Wednesday to discuss plans that may see the struggling government coalition extend over five years plans to cut politically popular subsidies.

FreeMalaysiaToday.com

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia will hold a cabinet meeting on Wednesday to discuss plans that may see the struggling government coalition extend over five years plans to cut politically popular subsidies.

Bahasa mudah, harga barang keperluan asas akan naik..

Rakyat 1Malaya akan tetap membeli barangan asas spt beras, tepung, gula, minyak masak dan juga petrol. Naik 2 kupang, naik 5 kupang, orang akan tetap membeli.

Mana ada rumah yang tak perlukan beras, tepung, gula, minyak masak dan petrol?

Rakyat 1Malaya sudah tentu mahukan harga barangan asas yang terkawal dan munasabah di pasaran. Selesa berbelanja, berjimat-cermat dan boleh menyimpan sedikit di penghujung bulan.

Rakyat 1Malaya serendah mana pun tahap pendidikan, setinggi mana pun menara gading dipanjat, tak mahu tau menatang mende subsidi sana, subsidi sini. 

Ini subsidi sana, subsidi sini. Subsidi APLANCAU?

Three government sources said the meeting would likely adopt a longer timeline on reducing the subsidy bill in order to fend off a possible political backlash. The cost of subsidies has more than doubled since 2006 and the Southeast Asian country last year recorded its largest budget deficit in over two decades.

Analysts said a gradual approach could give Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak more room to manage voter discontent following the government's record losses in 2008 polls and reassure investors let down by previous policy u-turns.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

PROTONG Terus Maju, Utk Rakyat Msia

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Proton car prices in Saudi Arabia – raw deal for Malaysians

Letters fr Lim Kit Siang blog
By an angry Malaysian

FROM ANGRY RAKYAT …..! TO OWNERS OF PROTON VEHICLES….VERY SAD !!!!
SO NOW YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL VALUE PRICE OF PROTON !!!! CHEAP METAL !!!

1 MALAYA SENTIASA DITIPU…
Kenapa Proton tak jual harga macam kat Arab Saudi ?
Apa istimewanya orang Arab?

Kata “Rakyat didahulukan”..
Kenapa orang Arab lebih diutamakan?

Haaaa..Jawapannya ialah..

Pemilik Proton di Malaysia semuanya dah kena tipu…Hahaha

Harga Persona kat Saudi = SR36,100
Harga Gen2 kat Saudi = SR33,600
Harga Waja kat Saudi = SR37,950

1 Saudi Riyal = RM0.94

Maknanya harga Persona kat Saudi = RM33,934 aje
Maknanya harga Proton Gen2 kat Saudi = RM32,256 aje
Maknanya harga Waja kat Saudi = RM35,673 aje

1 Malaysia bayar RM 66,799.97 untuk 1 Waja di Msia! RM31,126.97 lebih MAHAL!

Shouldn’t our Government protects us. Instead we are cheated.. Our hard earnings..!!

We pay for others to enjoy …

THIS IS 1MALAYA …UMNO/BN Govt.

BUKU Dah Memang Tak Laku

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Thursday, 22 April 2010 19:46

KUALA LUMPUR –The book which takes a critical look at how Dr Mahathir Mohamad led Malaysia as prime minister from 1981 to 2003 will be on local bookshelves at last. The controversial political biography, titled Malaysian Maverick: Mahathir Mohamad in Turbulent Times, by Australian journalist Barry Wain, is expected to hit newsstands and bookstores across the country early next week.

The book was earlier withheld by the Home Ministry's Quran Public­ation Control and Text Division as it wanted to study the contents in depth. The former prime minister has said that he wanted the book, written by the veteran writer to be released...MORE

Mula-mula sekali, Barry Wain ni sapa?.. terdesak sangat kot..

Ini semua kerja kaw-tim sana kaw-tim sini, nak melakukan buku..

Sapa nak beli daaa... perangai TUNgkek 1Malaya dah tau,,thee he he tak payah sebut bilion-bilion..thee he he he

Peram lagi lama kat immigresen, lagi lama lagi tinggi expectation, lagi kontroversi..

Macam air tapai San Miguel lah, lagi lama peram lagi bagus, lagi power, lagi cepat kasi mabuk!!!

thee he he he he he

Go Fly KITE

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ARSENAL last night slapped an astonishing £80million price tag on skipper Cesc Fabregas.

The Gunners will not consider selling their midfield superstar to Barcelona until after the World Cup - even though he has already told manager Arsene Wenger he wants to rejoin his boyhood club.

The Catalan giants were hoping for a quickie £30m deal allowing the Spanish international to concentrate on the World Cup - but Arsenal have made it clear they will not budge.

Boss Wenger is still privately hoping to price Fabregas, 23, out of a move.

Beware..beware..ga ga ga ga!

Who is this? Remember this is Fiberglass ooooops!! Fabregas..

Free kicks like Ronaldo? light years away.. dribbling? even Mascherano is better, shooting? well..better than Heskey.

So...what's up???

UP YOURS ARSENE!! ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga  ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga !!!!!!!

A top Arsenal source said: "This could go all the way to August 31 and it won't help anyone.

Monday, May 24, 2010

1Murid 1MAKAN-FREE

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bukan Satu murid satu sukan mulai 2011

Oleh SAIFUL HAIZAN HASAM
saiful.hasam@utusan.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR 22 Mei – Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin berkata, Kementerian Pelajaran akan melaksanakan dasar satu murid bergiat dalam sekurang-kurangnya satu jenis sukan sebagai salah satu komponen program transformasi pendidikan bermula tahun depan.

ga ga ga ga ga!!!! glug glug glug!

Wak Dogol... reket tenis bukan boleh makan..thee he he

Wak Dogol... bola pingpong memang macam telur penyu, tapi tak boleh makan..thee he he he

Wak Dogol... bebudak lapar mencari nasik, bergolek-golek atas padang tak mengenyangkan.. lapor lagi ada..thee he he

Buat lah program mengenyangkan perut bebudak, gendang gendut tali kecapi kenyang perut suka ati, senang study! ..thee he he 

Buat hape mengenyangkan tauke kasut bola, tauke 100plus, tauke tali skipping..

GA!GA! GA! GA!GA!GA!GA! GA!GA!GA!

Timbalan Perdana Menteri berkata, dasar yang mendapat reaksi positif warga pendidikan itu bertujuan mengembalikan kegemilangan sukan ke peringkat sekolah.

Beliau yang juga Menteri Pelajaran berkata, melalui penglibatan dalam bidang sukan, negara mampu melahirkan pelajar yang mempunyai semangat untuk bertanding dan bersaing secara sihat.

Jamban Kami Masih FREE

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Lesen guru tak praktikal
Oleh Rohaniza Idris dan Mohd Azis Ngah
bhminggu@bharian.com.my
2010/05/23

Syarat tidak sesuai untuk pendidikan percuma: Muhyiddin

KUALA LUMPUR: Syarat wajib lesen perguruan untuk guru mengajar di negara ini tidak praktikal dilaksanakan kerana kerajaan menyediakan pendidikan percuma kepada rakyat, kata Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin. Timbalan Perdana Menteri yang Menteri Pelajaran, berkata buat masa ini, kerajaan belum mahu melaksanakan syarat lesen perguruan itu kerana ia bukan langkah yang sesuai. Katanya, syarat lesen perguruan hanya dicadangkan guru dan guru besar yang berbincang dengan kementerian sebelum ini.

GAGAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA! GAGAGA! GAGAGA!

Gagal berpijak di bumi nyata..masih diawang-awangan, sudah2 lah tu..Sibu dah kantoi!

Mana ada pendidikan percuma..janganlah auta teruk sangat, budak Taska pun tau..thee he he

Buku latihan bukan boleh dapat dengan air lior..mak bapak terkeluar air lendirlah bekerja banting tulang nak membeli aneka buku..thee he he

Kelab komputer? tak bayar tak boleh masuk..tak dapat main game, meraung la bebudak, gugur janggut bapak selai-selai..thee he he

Itu belum tambang sekolah, belum makan pagi, makan tengahari kat kantin kroni...thee he he he

Cuma mak-bapak masih lagi berterima-kasih kpd kementerian si anu, sebab jamban sekolah masih FREE...!

GAGAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA! GAGAGA! GAGAGA!
“Soal pelesenan guru tidak berbangkit dan saya berpendapat ia tidak praktikal dilaksanakan di negara ini. Buat masa ini lesen hanya untuk penubuhan sekolah swasta, untuk guru kita tidak fikir ia sesuai.

“Pada masa ini, kita fikir ia hanya satu pandangan,” katanya selepas majlis Hari Keluarga Parlimen Setiawangsa di Projek Perumahan Rakyat (PPR) Sungai Bonus di sini, semalam.

Tiada lagi BUFFET RAMADAN di Hotel-hotel

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Akibat tiada sijil halal

Oleh MAZLINA ABDUL MAJID

AMPANG – Tiada lagi majlis anjuran kerajaan akan diadakan di hotel-hotel yang tidak mempunyai sijil pengiktirafan halal daripada Jabatan Kemajuan Islam Malaysia (Jakim).

Wooooo...dah jadi timbalan menteri al Ustazah Mashitah..thee he he

Habis bengkrap hotel-hotel serata 1Malaya..customer tetap dah lari..thee he he

Sebab tak ada logo halal..thee he he berapa kerat yang ada logo halal pun..

Mana hotel tak ada pub? Mana hotel tak ada bar? Mana hotel tak ada air-kencing-setan?..GA!GA!GA!

Boleh jamin ke samak pisau? samak sudu garpu, samak pinggan mangkuk..

Selama ni dok sedap mencekik bufet Ramadhan apa cerita?

GA!GA!GA! tipah tertipu! tipah tertipu! GA!GA! tertipu..!



Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Senator Datuk Dr. Mashitah Ibrahim berkata, pendekatan itu terpaksa dilakukan ekoran kedegilan kebanyakan hotel bertaraf empat dan lima bintang di negara ini yang enggan memohon sijil halal seperti yang dituntut.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

KASIH IBU - Sharifah Aini

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KUALA LUMPUR: Walaupun hanya dua jam, seorang ibu reda selepas penantiannya selama setahun setengah berakhir apabila berjumpa dengan anak perempuan berusia empat tahun yang sebelum ini di bawah jagaan suami selepas mereka berpisah.

Ga ga ga ga ga ga....

Play the song.

Whaddya think huh? thee hee hee he

So you think you are a tough guy.. right?

Abien Rosmon ni memang nak kena panah petir agaknya.

Audrey Amira Goon Abdullah, 33, dapat berjumpa dengan Alya Natasha selepas Mahkamah Tinggi Syariah, di sini, mengeluarkan perintah terhadap suaminya, Abien Rosmon Hamid, 34, membawa kanak-kanak itu ke mahkamah, semalam.

Sebelum ini, mahkamah yang sama mengeluarkan waran tangkap terhadap Abien selepas lelaki itu yang juga pegawai eksekutif teknologi maklumat, dua kali gagal hadir dalam prosiding membabitkan hak jagaan anak mereka.

Sudah BASUH?

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Akibat 2 hari tak basuh.

Pun akibat 2 hari tak basuh. 

PENANG, 22 MAY, 2010: Seven men, believed to be involved in gay activities, were detained by police during a raid at Pulau Tikus, last night.

GAGAGGAGGAGAGAGAGA! GA GA GA GGA GA GA!!!!!!!!

Berjambang, beruban, berjanggut la jawabnya..thee he he kes mat nuar sorang pun makan tahun tak settle-settle..

Inikan pulak 'seven men', seven men main sontot-sontot..thee he he he

Ini kena tau dulu, RELA/TERPAKSA? THEE HE HE HE

Ada mintak biasiswa tak sebelum tu? Ada pakai pelincir, 2-T ka 4-T? GA! GA! GA! GA!

Ada bawak berjalan2 selepas kejadian? thee he he he 

Paling penting sekali, BETUL/TIDAK tak basuh 2 hari???  GA! GA! GA! GA!



Penang CID Chief SAC II Wan Abdullah Tunku Said said police waited for about 30 minutes before raiding the a Fitness Center at 9.30pm because it was a members only centre.

"During the raid, police detained the seven men - a caretaker and six workers aged between 20 and 30 - who were involved in immoral activities in the centre," he told reporters when contacted here today.

MACC. (Makan Angin, Cincai Cincai)

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Rombongan ke London, "London Here I Come"

(Bernama) -- The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) is ready to record a statement from private investigator P. Balasubramaniam in London.

Thheeee he he he hehe eeeee yiiii hheeeeee..

Bila lagi nak 'makan angin' freee...thee he he 'cincai cincai' bukan orang tau!

Bila lagi nak merasa naik flight, asyik Khir Toyol naik flight free..thee he he

Bila lagi nak jadi jakun, tercangak bangak kat kota London..paling penting, boleh la 'spiking Landen'!!! thee he he he

Freee, percomaaa, 1Malaya tanggung.. 

Bala ni tak sporting lah, lain kali ajak jumpa kat Zimbabwe..thee hee he he

Haram sekor tak datang punya..

It welcomed Balasubramaniam's willingness to give the statement in connection with the murder of Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu and wanted to record the statement in July.

"We will be in touch with his lawyers to discuss the matter," MACC said in a statement here on Friday.

The portal Malaysiakini last night reported that Balasubramaniam was waiting for MACC to record his statement.

Suruh Kera Mengangkang. Kangkang Kera LAGI Luas

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Kera tak sporting, tak nak ngangkang

Kita dapat balik tanah di Jakarta
2010/05/22

Mahkamah Agung beri semula hak milik

JAKARTA: Selepas menunggu 12 tahun, Malaysia akhirnya berjaya mendapatkan tanah bekas tapak Kediaman Rasmi Duta Besar Malaysia ke Indonesia di No 48 Jalan Kemang Raya, Jakarta Selatan. Datuk Bandar Jakarta Selatan, Shahrul Effendi menyampaikan surat penyerahan tanah itu kepada Timbalan Ketua Perwakilan Kedutaan Besar Malaysia di sini Amran Mohamed Zin selepas Bahagian Penguat Kuasa pejabat itu melaksanakan operasi pengusiran penceroboh pagi semalam. Shahrul berkata, penyerahan kembali tanah itu sebagai melaksanakan keputusan Mahkamah Agung Indonesia yang menetapkan tanah berkenaan milik Kerajaan Malaysia.

Ga! ga! ga! thee he he he 

Kera pun malu nak mengangkang lah! Malu. Tak de faedah..thee he he he 

Ini lah kalau pandai,  macam hamprak. Bodoh pun macam hamprak..thee he he

Tanah 2 kangkang kera kat Jakarta tu yang nak didegar2kan, dihebah2kan, disumbat2kan, diwar2kan ke seluruh pelosok 1 Malaya..thee he he

Ok lah, kasi 3 kangkang kera. 4,950 meter persegi.. haram 1Malaya tak nak tau..thee he he

1Malaya nak tau apa cerita tanah kat Limbang, apa cerita 2 blok kaya petrol bagi kat Brunei, apa cerita Pulau Batu Puteh senang2 Singapoora rembat..thee he he 

Tanah 3 kangkang kera ni kaya petrol ka? Kaya dgn hasil perikanan  ka?

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!  
Urusan penyerahan itu menamatkan usaha 12 tahun pihak Kedutaan Besar Malaysia di sini menuntut kembali haknya di mahkamah yang menelan belanja RM2 juta.

Operasi pengusiran penceroboh membabitkan 530 pegawai penguat kuasa Pejabat Datuk Bandar Jakarta Selatan, dijalankan tanpa sebarang pergaduhan selepas beberapa orang menghalang pintu masuk ke tanah itu dengan sebuah kereta bersetuju mengalihkan kenderaan berkenaan dan membenarkan operasi itu diteruskan.

Kid You NOT

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Taliban letup dua lelaki
2010/05/22
Berita Hairan


MIRANSHAH: Militan Taliban mengikat bahan letupan ke badan dua lelaki yang dituduh menjadi perisik Amerika Syarikat dan meletupkan mereka di tempat awam di barat laut Pakistan, kata pegawai perisikan dan penduduk semalam.

Ga ga ga ga gaga gaga! gagaga ga!

Taliban pun dah pandai..mana Taliban dapat ilham ni..thee he he he

Apa kes Taliban ni..thee he he he ini sudah kes naya.. 'cret-cret-cret' kan, letup sampai hancur..thee he he 

Apa kes..thee he he he ini mesti kes beli kapal terbang..

Tapi tak pe jugak, beli kapal terbang. Kapal terbang atas darat, semua tahu boleh terbang atau tidak..thee he he he

Jangan beli besi burok 2nd hand, entah boleh timbul entah tidak! thee he he he

Ntah-ntah dah tenggelam tak timbul-timbul..

ga ga ga GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! 

Pembunuhan itu berlaku petang kelmarin di Waziristan Utara, kawasan di kuasai Al-Qaeda dan Taliban di sempadan Afghanistan di mana Amerika Syarikat meningkatkan serangan peluru berpandu dibawa pesawat tanpa juruterbang, menambah kebimbangan militan terhadap perisik. – Reuters

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Kantoi. Potong STIM

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KOTA BAHARU 21 Mei - Mursyidul Am PAS Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat berkata PAS tidak akan bekerjasama dengan Umno kerana parti lawan itu lebih kuat daripadanya.

Nik Abdul Aziz yang juga Menteri Besar Kelantan berkata pengalaman lepas juga mengajar PAS agar tidak mengulangi kesilapan bekerjasama dengan Umno sebelum disingkir daripada kerajaan Barisan Nasional (BN).

Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga!

Tak reti-reti lagi ke..sekali tok guru baling batu, kena 2 burung.!!.thee he he he

Ustaz Nasha Seketui bila lagi nak join ameno-koko..thee he he he

Bawak lah geng 'kerajaang perpaduang' sekali..ulang lah sejarah Asri, kalau berani..thee he he

PAS dah cukup cantik..puak2 ni kalut nak berbaik dgn Ameno-koko-apoco..thee he he

Tok Guru potong stim lah! Orang baru berangan dapat kontrek cuci jamban l/raya PLUS!

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!



"...kita ditendang begitu sahaja apabila kita tidak diperlukan. Pengalaman itu sudah cukup memberi pengajaran kepada kita, kita tidak akan bekerjasama dengan mana-mana parti yang lebih kuat daripada kita," kata Nik Abdul Aziz pada kuliah mingguannya, di sini hari ini.

JASA-JASA Samy Velu

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Roberto Carlos mengorbankan rambutnya demi Samy

By G Vinod

KUALA LUMPUR: An EGM could once and for all decide if MIC president S Samy Vellu should vacate his post immediately or be allowed to leave at his own chosen speed.

MIC central working committee member KP Samy, in making the proposal, said members should be given a say if Samy Velly should stay on or capitulate to calls for his immediate resignation.

Gagagagagagaga! ga! ga! ga! ga..

Samy berjasa..dulu dia pegang JKR...thee he he tau JKR? Jalanraya Kerap Rosak!!! GA! GA! GA!

Samy berjasa..sekarang kasi can PKR...thee he he kalau Samy tak ada rosak lah program PKR..thee he he

Samy berjasa..orang estet sekarang ramai yang celik huruf, ramai membaca, ramai mengikuti perkembangan politik tanahair, ramai yang undi PEMBANGKANG!! thee he he he

Stay la dalam parti sampai mati...thee he he 

“It is vital for sake of the party and Barisan Nasional,” he said.

The MIC is in turmoil after Samy Vellu sacked Petaling Jaya division chief Barat Maniam and national deputy youth chief V Mugilan for criticising him recently..more

Mana TOK PETI Negeri Lombong Bijih Tinggal Menyorok?

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KUALA LUMPUR, May 20: The Federal Territory PAS Youth has challenged minister in the prime minister's department Jamil Khir Baharom  and muftis in the country to state their stance on the government's decision to legalise football gambling during the upcoming World Cup season.

Ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!gagagaggagagagagaga!!

Ini namanya tok peti sudah kena picit. Telor masing2 sudah kena picit..thee he he he he

Di mana lah agaknya Tok Peti Negeri Lombong Bijih Tinggal kita  menyorok..theee he he

Mulut dah kena jahit, mulut sudah kena pasang zip..thee he he

Kalau cakap 'perpaduang Melayu' bukan main berdegar-degar..thee he he he

1Malaya tgh tunggu fatwa dari Tok Peti..thee he he he jawab la..

Jawab la, "judi bola Sheikhul Vince Tani tak apa, dia bayar cukai.."

Jawab la, "judi bola underground, HARAM sebab kerajaan tak boleh kutip cukai"

Kan senang...thee he he he he he sikit hari lagi boleh tanggal pangkat 'Tan Sri', ganti dgn 'Tun' pulak!

GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!   GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!    GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!



Its acting head Herman Samsudeen said Jamil Khir's silence over the issue was in stark contrast to a recent statement by him insisting that only Muslims could practise as Shariah lawyers.

"Where is his voice now?" asked Herman on the silence by the minister over the move to legalise gambling.

Friday, May 21, 2010

JAWA & BUGIS Dah Tak Ngam

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Oleh Fazli Othman

SHAH ALAM 18 Mei - Kenyataan bercanggah berhubung janji yang dibuat oleh Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Razak dan timbalannya semasa pilihan raya kecil P212 Bandar Sibu menunjukkan kedua-dua pemimpin tersebut tidak sehaluan lagi.

Ini kena refer sejarah balik, sejarah akan membawa kita kepada pengenalan diri kita..thee he he

Mengenal sejarah, maka kenal lah empunya diri..GAGAGAGA!!GA!GA!GA!

Jawa dgn Bugis mana pernah ngam..thee he he

si Jawa kata, "'tempe' berasal dari Pulau Jawa"..thee he he si Bugis marah, ditampor pipi si Jawa dgn 'tempe'.. tu pasal sampai ke laaaa ni pipi kena air-brush!!!! ga!ga!ga!gagagaga!!!!

si Bugis kata, "kayu manis terbaik terdapat di Maluku"..thee he he si Jawa naik hangin, di luku-luku kepala si Bugis.. tu pasal sekarang ni kepalanya makin kurang rambut dan bagai dipolish-polish!!!

ga!ga!ga!gagagaga!!!!GAGAGAGA!!GA!GA!GA!

Ahli Parlimen Kuala Langat, Abdullah Sani Abdul Hamid berkata PRK adalah tempat Umno-BN menabur rasuah dan ini seolah-olah dianggap perkara wajib yang dilakukan secara berterusan.

"Ini menunjukkan hubungan yang tidak sehaluan yang ditunjukkan oleh kedua-dua pemimpin berkenaan dengan janji yang dibuat kepada pengundi.

PROTONG Terus Maju, Utk Rakyat Msia

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Protong Iswara model terlaris PROTONG of all time. Simple tapi serbaguna.

Protong Iswara bercium dgn lori.

Protong Iswara & sebijik lori berebut tiang api.

Protong Iswara kene SONTOT dgn lori!!! Ga..ga..gag..ga!..glug..glug..

BEIJING: Chinese manufacturer Geely plans to unveil a budget city car which would cost less to buy than the upcoming Indian-made Tata Nano. The new Geely IG would sell for around US$2,250 (RM7,308) when it goes on sale in China in 2012. That compares to an asking price of between US$2,700 and US$3,800 for the Nano in India.

gagagagagaga...gagagaga!!!..gagagagga!
 
Protong dah lama dah buat kereta murah untuk rakyat jelata..thee he he
 
Tata ka tutu ka, Geely ka Geli ka.. mana tau apa lagi time tu, but Protong is always one step ahead..thee he he
 
Protong dah lama menawarkan kereta murah gila babi untuk jelata..kalau Protong Iswara tu boleh dibeli dgn harga RM8,000-00 shj..
 
Tapi tak ikut skrip..thee he he kabel berselirat atas belakang Protong..itu pasal harga Protong Iswara sekarang murah sikit dari harga Merc '99 di Zimbabwe..thee he he he

Following production hiccups, the new mini from Tata is expected to hit Indian streets in 2011.

The basis of the new Chinese runabout is the flamboyant Geely IG showcar, recently shown in Beijing. However, the new model will not share that concept's innovative, upwardly-hinged "gull-wing" doors.

Samy Velu BUNTING, Samy Velu BUNTING!!

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..Samy akan berundur dalam tempoh 8-9 bulan.


KUALA LUMPUR, 18 MAY, 2010: Long-serving MIC president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu today announced that he would vacate the party top post "eight or nine months" before his current term expires in May 2012.

gagagagagga!!!!gaaga!theee hee he he he he eeeee he

Patut la perut boroi, kaum ingat perut besar sebab kuat makan...thee he he he

Sapa punya angkara? ..theee he he he bertanggung-jawablah..thee heehe he he

Jangan menconteng arang di muka Sami..thee he he he he he

Conteng lah kat tempat lain, muka dia memang dah itam macam arang pun!

GA!GAAAAAAAAAA!!!GA! GA! GA GA GA GA GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!


Making the much awaited announcement at a press conference just before the Federal Territory MIC Convention, here, the MIC supremo who became party president in 1979, however, did not say who he would hand over the party leadership to.

"I will leave eight or nine months before my term expires in May 2012. I will hand over the leadership to the next generation of leaders then. This is what I had told the prime minister (Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak) when I met him prior to the Hulu Selangor by-election.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Jantan KABARET, Pergi Kau Dari Sini

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Gambar ini sempat dirakam di Sibu baru-baru ini.

Taib nafi pengundi merajuk punca kalah

Oleh Mohd Roji Abdullah
mdroji@bharian.com.my
2010/05/19

Penduduk Sibu tahu apa yang sudah dilaksana BN

KUCHING: Ketua Menteri, Tan Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud menafikan dakwaan pembangkang bahawa kekalahan Barisan Nasional (BN) pada pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Sibu, Ahad lalu, disebabkan pengundi di kawasan itu merajuk dan tidak berpuas hati terhadap kepemimpinan beliau. Beliau berkata, kecuali DAP, sebahagian besar penduduk Sibu tahu apa yang sudah dilaksanakan BN di bandar berkenaan dan tidak ada sebab beliau harus tunduk kepada desakan pembangkang supaya meletakkan jawatan hanya kerana kekalahan calon BN pada pilihan raya kecil itu. "Dakwaan itu (pengundi tidak berpuas hati dengan kepemimpinan beliau) hanyalah spekulasi pembangkang dan disiarkan oleh media.

ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!

Masih tak sedar diri, dh tua bangka dengan diri masih tak reti nak bezakan merajuk dgn menyampah..thee he he


Merajuk ni kalau tak dapat gula2, tak dapat mainan, tak boleh ikut bapak pergi kedai..thee he he ini baru dikatakan merajuk..


Menyampah lain..jauh panggang dari api, menyampah ni kalau tengok orang tua beruban putih, pakai spek lebih besar dari muka..thee he he


Kalau ada peluang, rasa nak tonyoh2 mukanya atas jalanraya di Sibu..thee he he tak pun nak henyak2 kepalanya dalam lubang jamban restoran mee kampua..


GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!GA!
"Macam inilah.... ini pilihan raya Parlimen, bukannya pilihan raya Dewan Undangan Negeri. Apa saja keputusan, saya tetap Ketua Menteri," katanya di pekarangan Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Sarawak, semalam.

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Kereta Lexus tengah kena tarik

TOKYO: Toyota Motor Corp said today it would recall 11,500 Lexus vehicles worldwide due to a steering system defect, in the latest blow to the Japanese auto giant's reputation. Toyota said it had received 12 reports of electrical problems causing the steering system to malfunction for a few seconds in four models -- the LS460 and LS460L, and hybrids LS600h and LS600hL, it said.

thee he he he thee he he he he eh he he
 
Toyota ni memang tak reti meniaga..recall-recall buat hapa
 
Kalau dah jual, client dah bawak balik rumah, dah drive keliling 1Malaya..itu tanggungjawab clientlah..thee he he he
 
Wiper main gila ka, ekzos keluar asap macam serombong keretapi arang ka, power window malfunction ka..itu tanggungjawab client..thee he he
 
Jangan banyak kompen, byk sangat komplen pi la beli Merc..BMW..Audi..thee he he
 
Jangan banyak songeh, PROTONG lah kereta mampu milik dirantau Asia Pasifik..thee he he

"We are planning to recall a total of about 11,500 Lexus models worldwide," Toyota spokesman Paul Nolasco said.

The Japanese government said the recall would include around 4,500 Lexus cars domestically.

Jangan Apa-apakan KHAZANAH Ini

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Ketiak tak kena air 2 hari

PETALING JAYA, May 19 — A clerk today denied having murderous intentions towards Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, the star witness in Opposition Leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s sodomy trial, when he posted threats on the personal aide’s Facebook page.

Hamprak Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan ini khazanah negara, kena simpan for  future generation, jangan diapa2kan dia..thee he he

Supaya org tau Melayu sekor pernah tak cebok 2 hari..thee he he

Tak berulat, gatal pun tidak..thee he he

Siap boleh pusing 1Malaya, pergi Rawang jumpa orang itu ini..

Lagi menakjubkan boleh duduk dalam kereta, drebar kereta tu tak ada lubang hidung ke?

ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!ga!


Epal tak dibasuh 2 hari, berulat...

Badrul Hisham Abd Jalal was arrested last Friday for allegedly posting the death threats to Saiful on the social networking site.

“It was meant to be a piece of religious advice... as a Muslim,” said a visibly-shaken Badrul today.....more

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Paku, Besi, Padi & Babi

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(Utusan) KUALA LUMPUR - Kesatuan Pekerja-pekerja Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad (KPPKTMB) mendesak kerajaan melaksanakan sistem tender terbuka dalam urusan pembelian 38 unit komuter baru bernilai RM2 bilion dari China dan bukannya membuat rundingan terus.

Paku, besi, padi & babi - 4 perkataan asal Bahasa Melayu, yang lain semua pinjam/ambik orang punya, Jawa, Bugis, Siam, Belanda, China Doll, Ulan Bator...etc..

Jangan lah porak-porandakan KTM..jgn lah bangkrapkan KTM..thee he he he he he

Itu je harta kita kat KL yang tinggal..yg lain semua Jawa, Bugis, Siam, Belanda, China Doll, Ulan Bator dah ambik..thee he he he he he he he he he

Kalau Keretapi Tanah Melayu pun kena kapor..habis la..thee he he he he he

Yang tinggal sebagai warisan untuk anak cucu kita nanti di masa hadapan..hanyalah Baju Melayu, Butang Baju Melayu, Seluar Baju Melayu...

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!


note: zaman dahulu ada seluar baju melayu ke?



Presiden KPPKTMB, Abdul Razak Md. Hassan berkata, pihaknya terpanggil untuk membuat desakan itu setelah mendengar khabar kerajaan akan membuat pembelian tersebut melalui rundingan terus.

Katanya, pihak kesatuan bukan berniat mencampuri urusan kerajaan tetapi berasakan rundingan terus tidak tepat kerana tidak meliputi aspek kajian yang mendalam dari segenap sudut.

Ntah-hape-hape-Rais-libang-libu-datuk-puter-Seri-alam-Yatim-bukan-piatu

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SHANGHAI – Malaysia has no restriction on the use of the Internet, except if their contents violate provisions in the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998, said Information Communication and Culture Minister Rais Yatim.


Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga! Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga! Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga!

Tuntutlah ilmu sampai ke negeri China, bukan membuntut China Doll sampai ke China..thee he he he he he he he

Belajar sampai ke China, jgn nak memandai-mandai mengajar orang China..orang China tak ada PPSMI, orang China don spik Inglis...thee he he he

Apa benda 'no restriction', gagagaga..! kemudian ada 'restriction' plak?!!..thee he he he he

Ini serupa bikin jambatan kat Manek Urai kemudian bakar..tak pun macam ludah-ludah, kemudian jilat balik..thee he he he he he

Tak caya? Tanya Madey..

"Anyone who violates the provisions of the Act will not escape the law," he told Bernama after the presentation of the World Telecommunication Information Society Award 2010 at the Shanghai World Expo, here, yesterday.


A New DAWN Not DAMS

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A new dawn has descended on Sarawak with DAP's triumph in yesterday's Sibu parliamentary by-election. Now, the voice of the Chinese electorate is heard loud and clear.

Written by Zainal Epi, Free Malaysia Today

SIBU: A new dawn has descended on Sarawak with DAP's triumph in yesterday's Sibu parliamentary by-election. Now, the voice of the Chinese electorate is heard loud and clear.

Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga...

Orang Sibu dah bangun..thee he he Orang Sarawak dah bangun awal..thee he he he

Melanau dah bangun, Cina dah bangun, Iban pun, Selampit pun bangun..thee he he

Dah berpuluh2 tahun, baru laaaaa ni nak bangun subuh..Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga

Orang Sarawak mahu dawn/subuh yang nyaman..thee he he he bukan dam/empangan..

Tak mahu dam, tak mahu dicucuk hidung bila dam siap..

Ameno-koko-apoco boleh shove those dams up their loooooose damn ars****e!!!

Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! Ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga! ga!

DAP's flag-bearer Wong Ho Leng defeated BN's Robert Lau Hui Yew by 398 votes.

All these years the Chinese have been complacent and even seemed to be “under control”, but when Sibu went to the polls, they showed their mettle: they discarded the “politics of loyalty and patronage” and opted for a “new life”.

Jangan Potong STIM

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Berpoligami tanpa kebenaran: NGO wanita bantah Bung Raden
Kosmo

Tiger Woods baru lepas kena seligi

KUALA LUMPUR - Sekumpulan pertubuhan bukan kerajaan (NGO) wanita berkumpul di hadapan Mahkamah Rendah Syariah Gombak Timur dekat sini bagi membantah salah laku Ahli Parlimen Kinabatangan, Datuk Bung Mokhtar yang berkahwin dan berpoligami tanpa kebenaran mahkamah..

Bantah la sebab tak dapat, cuba dapat, dah tk terbantah, tak nak bantah punya..gagagaga!

ZZ Ezet dapat datuk tu..orang besar..


Bantah-bantah apa dapat? Zz Ezet sah2 dah dapat, nanti mendapat plak 9 bulan..thee he he

NGO mana ni..ramai ke putih melepak macam Zz Ezet..gebu macam Zz Ezet..thee he he he