Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jangan Fly Qantas

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By Kathy Marks in Sydney
Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Bryan Griffin, a veteran Qantas pilot, had a problem. During flights he experienced overwhelming urges to crash his plane. Once he had to pin his arm behind his seatbelt to prevent himself switching off the engines.

Mr Griffin told colleagues about these episodes, and the airline referred him to a series of doctors and psychiatrists. He received treatment, and leave to recuperate. Doctors declared him fit to fly, and he continued working ..more

Laaaaaaaa...
Apa punya penyakit daaaa
...

Bezanya;
Penyakit ni tiba waktu dia tgh pilot kapal terbang..thee he he
Time lain ok.
Time dia memandu tak pulak penyakit tu datang..thee he he

Tak pulak geram nak hantam divider..
Teringin masuk bawah lori..thee he he
Tak pulak teringin nak rempuh pokok tepi jalan..

He Does A 'Bobbit' On Himself

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Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well
From correspondents in Jakarta, Indonesia From: AAP March 30, 2010 2:06PM

Teen cut off own penis,
Could not be re-attached,
Has not spoken about it.

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."..more

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Mamat ni samada tak belajar Biologi
..
Tak minat biologi..
Atau pun cikgu Biologi dia mati muda..thee he he

Susah la macam ni..
Bila frust, kerat..frust, kerat..thee he he

Maknanya kena keluarkan lebih lesen..
Lesen untuk kedai sex toys..

Minum Sampai Pecah Perut

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Nazri Abdullah
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 29 Mac: Biarpun mempunyai bilangan rakyat hampir 26 juta sahaja, namun Malaysia adalah antara 10 negara tertinggi dalam pengambilan arak di dunia, kata Ahli Parlimen Kota Raja, Dr Siti Mariah Mahmud (gambar).

Mendedahkan perkara itu di Dewan Rakyat lewat petang ini, beliau berkata, rakyat negara ini membelanjakan sebanyak USD500 juta iaitu lebih kurang RM1.75 bilion bagi pembelian minuman keras.

"Penjualan beer berkembang di antara 5 hingga 7 peratus setahun melebihi kadar pertumbuhan penduduk iaitu 2.4 peratus, manakala ..lagi

"Masih rendah.."

"Kadar peningkatan tersebut masih masih rendah.."

"Kita kena bandingkan dgn negara Denmark..masih rendah"

"Baru 5%-7%..."

"Excuse me, I ada meeting kat Putrajaya"

Tongkat Ali Nak Buat Hapa?

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Penggemar pisang dapat anak ketika berusia 75 tahun

Metro
2010/03/30

LINCOLNSHIRE: Pada usia 75 tahun, Gerry Burks amat berbangga apabila dianugerah anak kedua, semalam, hasil perkahwinannya dengan Dawn, 41. Pasangan dari Louth itu sebelum ini sudah mempunyai seorang anak yang berusia enam tahun. Menurut Burks, amalannya gemar memakan pisang dipercayai menyumbang kepada tahap kesuburannya.

"Mungkin orang lain memandang serong pada usia saya, tapi saya tahu menjaga diri sendiri,” katanya. Kata Burks, selepas berpisah dengan isteri pertamanya ..more

Tak payah susah-susah..
Tak perlu bertongkat kesana kemari
..
Masih tegak dan lurus..thee he he
Tak perlu tongkat Ali pun..

Orang Melayu shj yg gemor bertongkat..
Pegi sekolah kena tongkat..subsidi buku
Pegi sawah bertongkat..subsidi baja
Pegi laut kena tongkat..subsidi minyak
Pegi kebun kelapa..subsidi beruk, thee he he

Ini pak cik 75 tahun tak perlu tongkat..
Dia punya tongkat bagi kat orang rumah pakai..!!

Tak Serik-serik

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Kylie Minogue peels off at 41 for a cause close to her heart
By Daily Mail Reporter

Readmore

Four years after she beat breast cancer, Kylie Minogue is raising awareness of the disease in a stunning new campaign. The 41-year-old strips off and wears nothing but a smile and silk sheet with the Fashion Targets Breast Cancer logo across in a striking image taken by acclaimed photographer Mario Testino.

Joining Minogue in the revealing new campaign, which kicks off today, is pregnant supermodel Claudia Schiffer and actress Sienna Miller.

Laaaaannnn..ntak!
Dah tentu dia bukan Islam..
Dah tentu dia Mat Saleh..thee he he
Ikut suka dia..

Seeloknya kerat je sebelah..
Baru dia tau..thee he he
Sebelah kecik sebelah besar..thee he he
Sebelah timbul sebelah leper..

Orang Melayu tak kurang handal..
Tak caya pegi beli majalah mangga..thee he he
Macam2 saiz mangga, saiz betik ada..

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hell Has No Fury....

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2010/03/29
By Adie Suri Zulkefli

BUKIT MERTAJAM: A gutsy grandmother of four turned the tables on a drug junkie by bashing him when he tried to snatch her gold necklace outside her home in Kampung Guar Jering here on Saturday.

The 10.30am drama unfolded when Rokiah Din, 50, noticed the man behaving suspiciously at her house compound...more

Baru dia tau...
Baru dia ada hakai..


Grandmother of four tau?
Dah bercucu, cicit belum..
Umur 50 dol...kalau kerja gomen, umur mcm ni..thee he he
Pergi kerja cuma nak tggu jam pkl 5..
Terjeling-terjeling, terjeling-jeling kat jam..thee he he

thee he he apa la you all ni..thee he he
Suka pandang serong kat gomen staff..
Kami pun undi Pakatan jugak tau..thee he he

Kami boikot Hulu Selangor kang!

Beruk Jangan Dibagi Cincin

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Construction tragedy in Terengganu

KUALA TERENGGANU, March 29 — The third floor of a building currently undergoing construction work in Universiti Malaysia Terengganu in Gong Badak collapsed today killing a Bangladeshi worker, and caused serious injury to two others.

The incident which took place at 5.30 pm today also caused light injuries on two other workers..more


Laaaaaaaaa...
Kesian Terengganu
...
Negeri miskin..

Nak buat building cantik2, tak mampu..
kena cut cost, jimat cermat..thee he he

Pasir dah kena catu..mahal.
Byk dah ekspot ke Singapore..
Kalau tak diekspot ke Singapore..
Pembesar2 dah sapu, buat banglo..thee he he

Paling banyak guna pasir, tu..projek tu..
Projek grand haram satu tak guna..thee he he

Projek Pusat Tamadung Islang.

Kantoi

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Monday, 29 March 2010 12:39

BUTTERWORTH – A resident at a housing estate who thought a Bangladeshi entering a neighbour's house was a thief found out otherwise. The foreigner was caught having sex with an Indonesian maid.

China Press reported that a neighbour saw him going in the house at about 11pm on Friday and assumed that he was a thief.

Worried about the occupant’s safety, the daily said the neighbour called voluntary patrol team members for assistance...more


Laaaaaaaaa..
Projek tak tgk kiri-kanan
...
Main tala ikut sedap..thee he he

Sedar la sikit diri tu ikan bilis..thee he he
Ikan jerung lain, boleh tabur ikut suka..
Sedar la diri tu Bangla..pendatang..thee he he
Projek dgn Minah Indon, apa klasssss...
Mem Ulan Bator pak, mem Ulan Bator..
Baru ada klasssss...

Nak selamat pegi PD..

Mari Bersenam

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Nampak gemuk sebab bawa heroin

Oleh NOOR HASLIZA NUSI
hasliza.nusi@kosmo.com.my

GEORGE TOWN - Tindakan seorang wanita warga China yang memiliki saiz badan kecil molek namun mengenakan pakaian bersaiz besar membongkarkan rahsia dia sebenarnya membawa heroin seberat 1.8 kilogram untuk diseludup ke Hong Kong.

Wanita yang mencurigakan itu kemudian ditahan oleh polis di Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Bayan ..lagi

Laaaaaaaa..
Warga China rupanya
..
Ingatkan warga Ulan Bator..thee he he

Senaman penting..thee he he
Jerawat jeragat boleh padam dgn mekap..
Rambut luruh selai-selai boleh mintak tolong dgn Samy Vellu..
Suruh dia tunjukkan mana kedai tanam rambut..thee he he
Bau ketiak hangit dek lengan menggelambir boleh cover dgn Channel no. 8..

Tapi badan mcm guni beras tak boleh cover dgn baju kurung..
Baju kebaya lagi la, mintak ampun..!!. thee he he

Jamban Perlu DiDahulukan

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By WONG SAI WAN>By WONG SAI WAN
saiwan@thestar.com.my


KUALA LUMPUR: The highly anticipated New Economic Model (NEM) to be unveiled today aims to transform the country into a high-income nation.

The framework of the NEM drawn up by a group of experts will, among others, recommend action on:

● Reducing subsidies;

● Providing a wider safety net to cover more people;

● Improving the skills of the locals;..more


First things first.
Jgn First Class Facilities, Third Class Mentality
..thee he he
Jgn Slogan First, Implement Later..

Jgn kokok bergegar-degar, ekor bergelumang taik..thee he he
Jgn bangunan tinggi melangit, jamban berpalit-palit..awwww!

Jagalah kebersihan jamban kita, jagalah ramai-ramai..
Jambanlah menyatukan kita semua..thee he he

Monday, March 29, 2010

Malaysiakini Sudah Silap...

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RM52 bilion ghaib.

Dari Malaysiakini
Oleh Hazlan Zakaria
dipetik dari AnwarIbrahimblog.com


Ahli parlimen Bagan yang juga Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng hari ini meminta penjelasan di Dewan Rakyat mengenai RM52 billion saham bumiputera yang dilaporkan ‘hilang’ daripada tangan bumiputera di Bursa Kuala Lumpur.

Bercakap kepada pemberita di lobi Parlimen, Lim berkata permohonan penjelasannya itu dibuat berdasarkan sebuah ..lagi

Laaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Silap tu..silap besar

Apa punya reporter daaaaa..
Tersalah buat laporan..
Lembu punya susu, katak dapat nama..thee he he

Bukan Lim..dia orang Cina
Dia apa peduli saham Melayu lesap, kena kapor, kena songlap..
Broheng Ali tu..
Broheng Ali sebenarnya membawa isu ini ke Dewan Rakyat..
Broheng Ali si pejuWang..

Broheng Ali bertanya..

"Mana pegi RM52 biliun? banyak tu..menitik air lendir I.."
"Kalau you all tak reti nak invest, kasi I manage that sum of money"
"I kenal Vincent Tan, I boleh invest that money kat company dia"

"Bukan. Bukan company judi, I dah compom dgn dia over lunch yesterday"

Beruk Jangan Dibagi Cincin

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Oleh Anak Rantau Melaka


MENTERI Wilayah Persekutuan dan Kesejahteraan Bandar, Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin sudah menghebahkan kepada media, Hentian Puduraya akan ditutup selama empat bulan untuk kerja-kerja meningkat taraf hab pengangkutan awam itu mulai 19 Mac; tetapi mengapa tiba-tiba ia dibatalkan pula.

Seluruh ‘kampung’ sudah heboh, tetapi ‘ tiba-tiba tidak jadi kahwin’ pula? Maka berterusanlah Hentian Puduraya menjadi tumpuan warga kota berpendapatan rendah dan sederhana serta perantau bagi mendapatkan perkhidmatan pengangkutan ..lagi

Laaaaaaaaaaaaa...toi!
Ini hapa ni?
Main sorong sentap..


Kejap repair..kejap kata tak nak repair..
Sepang Circuit licin bilion2..boleh pun..
Stadium Terengganu..siap. Sampai runtuh2 la..thee he he

Itu la pasal..
Kera beruk jgn bagi cincin..thee he he
Bukan tau buat hape..

*ada ke org Melayu nama Nong?
ada ke menteri tak ada kawasan?

A Karaoke Session With the Prezzzzdent, Anyone?

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Don't underestimate MCA
Selena Tay, Segambut

While Chua Soi Lek has emerged as the winner of the MCA fresh polls, this writer doubts that it is as plain or as simple as that. This is because there seems to be an invisible hand that managed to sink Ong Tee Keat. Or rather his obstinacy in getting to the bottom of the PKFZ scandal sank him to defeat.

Coffee-shop talk in Kepong is that there is a movie director behind this drama. Ong Ka Ting, the past President of MCA who for so long has been so quiet suddenly jumps into the fray to contest for the President’s post. Coffee-shop talk is that someone instructed Ong Ka Ting to contest for the top post with the purpose of drawing votes away from Ong Tee Keat..more


Laaaaaaaaaa....
Ini president dia
..

Ini yang dijunjung..dijulang..thee he he
Ameno-koko pun setuju sangatlah..

Apa ada hal..
Yang ber'mak we' budak sekolah pun ada..
Sihat walafiat sampai sekarang..
Yang menggosok2 buntut orang, berapa ramai..thee he he
Hidup riang ria sampai ke laaa ni..
Apa ada hal..

Ini setakat Mr Prezzzzdent main 'karaoke'...
Apa ada hal dol....
thee he he you know la this country..

Freedom of expression.
You know freedom of expression or not?
Pls check with DBP..

Dewan Bahasa berPPSMI


Acara Meraikan Tauke-tauke

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8,423 atlet, pegawai ke Sukma Melaka
29/03/2010 12:13pm

KUALA LUMPUR – Seramai 8,423 atlet dan pegawai mengesahkan penyertaan mereka pada temasya Sukan Malaysia ke-13 (Sukma) di Melaka yang akan berlangsung dari 10 hingga 19 Jun ini.

Pengarah Pengurusan Acara Majlis Sukan Negara (MSN), Abdul Jalil Abdullah berkata, ia ..lagi

Laaaaaaaaaaa..
Ramainya..berapa atlet, berapa pegawai ni?


Brapa rekod nasional pecah..
Berapa rekod Asia Tenggara pecah..
Jgn cerita rekod Asia dulu..
Rekod dunia boleh mimpi, boleh ngigau daaa..

Ini acara nak mengkayakan tauke..
Tauke air mineral..
Tauke nasik bungkus..
Tauke potong rumput..

Sudah2 la tu..
Sekor haram pun tak boleh jadi Nicol David.

Bila Nak Gempur Genting Pulak?

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Kasino rimba digempur

Oleh Ahmad Tajol Ansar Ibrahim
ahmadtajol@hmetro.com.my
2010/03/29

KUALA LUMPUR: Pusat perjudian ala ‘kasino rimba’ tumpas selepas digempur pihak berkuasa, semalam dan dipercayai beroperasi sejak dua minggu lalu, malah penganjur didakwa mampu mengaut kira-kira RM20,000 bagi satu-satu pertaruhan dan dipercayai terbesar seumpamanya bagi tahun ini.

Dengan menjadikan aktiviti laga ayam dan bola golek sebagai pertaruhan utama, lokasi pusat perjudian terbabit didapati agak tersorok daripada pandangan masyarakat selain berselindung di sebalik rumah kongsi projek pembinaan kondominium ..lagi

Laaaaaaaaaaaa...
Itu pun nak gempur ke
..
Kasi can la..
Last-last ayam tu boleh jugak dibuat lauk..
Makan ramai-ramai..thee he he

Kalau nak gempur..
Gempur Genting tu..thee he he
Tapi buat senyap..jgn sampai Broheng Ali tau.
Melompat2 dia nanti..

Jgn susahkan bisness partner dia kat atas tu..thee he he
Kasi can la Vincent Tan..

Nanti dah dekat p/raya..
Nak 'hello' kat dia jugak.

Proton Cermerlang,Gemilang ...

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BYD's hybrid car launched


HONG KONG, March 28 — Chinese car and battery maker BYD Co, backed by US billionaire investor Warren Buffett, said it will start sales of plug-in hybrid cars with solar panels to the public in Shenzhen tomorrow.


The company said it will go ahead with the plan to sell the car to mass consumers as planned, despite rumours that it might postpone the date while waiting for..more


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...silap lagi daaa..
Ingatkan Protong..thee he he
Mati-mati ingatkan Protong..


China dari naik basikal,dah buat kereta hibrid..

Mana product baru Protong ni?
Dah berpuluh tahun 1Malaya pakai Perdana, Wira,Iswara..
Iswara, Perdana,Wira..

Tapi tak mengapa..thee he he
Harga Protong lah yang termurah dipasaran..
Masih murah dari Toyota, Honda, Isuzu..thee he he
Cuma mahal sikit dari harga di Zimbabwe..

Jgn byk komplen, jgn byk mulut tau?
Byk sangat cengkadak, pergi beli kereta Jepun..thee he he
Pegi beli Toyota, Honda, Isuzu
.

Bukan Double Standard.. Tapi 'Standard La!'

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By FMT Staff

KUALA LUMPUR: Attorney-General Abdul Gani Patail has been accused of double standards over his decision not to charge newly-minted MCA president Dr Chua Soi Lek for 'sexual deviancy'.

According to Sankara Nair, Chua's alleged offence fell under Section 337B of the Penal Code, the same law under which Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim has been charged for allegedly sodomising his former aide Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan...more

Laaaaaaaaa..
Standard la..
Ini piawaian antarabangsa
..thee he he

Soi Lek tu Cina..
mat nuar Melayu..
Lagi pun kan ke dah ada 4 saksi
..

Kes Soi Lek mana ada cerita tak berak 2 hari
Appaara Sankara ni..thee he he

Kes mat nuar sampai main sumpah dalam masjid..
Itu pasl la..thee he he

Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan adalah seorang saksi yg credible..
Dahi dah bertanda lebam kuat solat..Tak caya, pegi tanya bapak dia..
Bapaknya siap cium dahi anaknya..thee he he

Masyukkkk.....

Proton Yang Amat Cemerlang

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DETROIT, March 28 — General Motors Co said it would recall about 5,000 heavy duty vans built in February and March and halt production and sale because of a risk of engine fires due to a suspected faulty alternator.

GM said in a notice today it was still determining how to fix the issue, which affects heavy-duty 2010 Chevrolet Express and GMC Savana passenger and cargo vans. Owners should stop driving the vans, park them away from buildings and other vehicles ..more


Protong?
Potong Saga?
thee he he.. ABJJ
Tau ABJJ?
Apa Boleh Jual, Jual...

Dah jual..thee he he
Dah jadi milik customer..
Customer yang punya hak..
Bukan hak Protong lagi..
'Kami tidak akan bertanggung-jawab atas...' thee he he

Pun begitu..thee he he
Kereta-kereta Protong masih lagi rendah harganye..
Jika dibandingkan dgn Toyota, Honda, Isuzu..

thee he he tak suka?
Banyak komplen nampak...

Pegi la beli Toyota, Honda, Isuzu.

Nukilan A Samad Said

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A Samad Said
HarakahDaily

DUA minggu lalu saya kembara ke Kedah. Saya ke Memali sebenarnya. Saya menyukat degup jantung negara. Rancangan awalnya saya hanya ingin ke sebuah madrasah di Padang Lumat — berceramah syahdu sambil menderma buku. Tapi, terlanjur dekat, saya terindu ke Memali.

Selama ini saya hanya mendengar sejarah pilunya. Sekelompok pendakwah di situ diwarnakan sebagai penyebar ajaran sesat yang jati.

Dakwaan pedih itulah yang mendorong saya untuk mencari setitis kebenaran seputarnya. Kisah peristiwa Memali berdarah itu sebenarnya tertinggal di simpang jalan. Kita dipamerkan dua buah lukisan abstrak yang sangat berantakan. Dari sisi pemerintah, kelompok pendakwah ini 'sah' penyebar ajaran sesat. Tapi, dari sisi keluarga Allahyarham Ibrahim Libya, kelompok itu diluhuri perjuangan syahid.

Saya cuma ingin menaati pesanan Ka'ab bin Malik. Kebenaran sangat utama. Sahabat Rasulullah s.a.w itu bercakap benar. Ka'ab mengakui kesilapannya terlupa menyertai rombongan pejuangan syahid ke Tabuk. Allah Yang Maha Kuasa memaafkan dosa hambanya itu kerana ketulusan pengakuan hamba tersebut. Saya coba mengunyah iktibar di sebaliknya.

Dalam negara kita kini memang banyak kecuaian sedemikian. Lihatlah - terhidu wabak menyonglap dana; tersebar istilah berubah makna; terpercik ghaib enjin 'jet' sendiri; tertular pejuWang melelong diri.

Apabila kita mula ghairah menimbus kebenaran sebagai kepalsuan — dan serentak — menggali kepalsuan sebagai kebenaran, kita mereputkan akar peribadi bangsa. Jika berlanjut, kita bakal menjadi bangsa yang sebal.

Lihat, kita sudah jarang mengingati Visi 2020. (Adakah lagi wawasan itu?) Kita semakin jarang menyebut agenda pertingkat penduduk ke 40 juta. (Memang adakah dasar rasminya?) Kita mula melupai Islam Hadhari. (Apakah kini memang harinya terhad?)

Sebaliknya, dalam rahsia, kita mula mempertanya tentang kerugian bilionan di bawah kuasa dua orang bekas Perdana Menteri; berhujah tentang pencemaran makna 'royalti'; berdebat tentang mengapa selepas 6 Perdana Menteri Melayu berkuasa kita masih juga terpaksa menjerit Melayu terancam?

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Katmandu Med. School Made Easy

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KUALA LUMPUR, March 27 —A Nepalese has been caught operating as a “doctor” running an illegal clinic in the city, despite having arrived in the country with a permit to work as a security guard

The 42-year-old’s “clinic”, located on the fourth floor of Plaza Taleju in Jalan Silang, bore a signboard in Nepalese, to ..more



Laaaaaaaaaaa...
Apa sudah jadi 1Malaya..
Apa suda jadi 1Malaya Klinik..


Ini mamat Nepal suda 'buang air kecil'..thee he he
Permit utk kerja 'jaga'..
Apply jadi doktor..

Kena suruh ini mamat Katmandu check Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan..thee he he
Suruh dia check Katmandu Army Style..
Langsung tak boleh berak la Saiz-pool!

Doktor Guna Mamy Poko?

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Jins Shamsudin kini bergelar doktor

SINTOK - Pada usia 75 tahun, Pengarah dan pelakon terkenal, Senator Tan Sri Dr. Jins Shamsudin membuktikan lagi kehebatannya apabila memperoleh Ijazah Doktor Falsafah (Ph.D) daripada Universiti Utara Malaysia (UUM) di sini semalam....lagi


Kena beringat..thee he he
Umur dah lanjut..

Pergi kemana-mana, jgn lupa bawak satu..
Pergi kemana-mana, make sure tau jamban kat mana..thee he he

Takut tak sempat..
thee he he..benda nak keluar tak mengira masa.

Rahsia Kejayaan Proton

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Saturday, 27 March 2010 10:24

SYDNEY– LG Electronics Inc., the South Korean consumer electronics maker, says that it will voluntarily recall 4,000 refrigerators and 25,000 DVD players sold in Australia on safety concerns, Yonhap news agency reported.

LG will give a voucher and a free home-visit repair service to consumers who bought the company's side-by-side refrigerator sold after May, 2009, saying that the earthing ..more

Laaaaaaaaaaa...
Ingatkan Protong..


Kalau Protong buat recall product..thee he he
Bengkrap..
Jamin bengkrap Protong..thee hee he

Tak payah recall kereta..
Toyota mampu la nak recall kereta..thee he he

Recall wiper pun dah cukup..
Tutup kilang 3 bulan.

Tuntutlah Ilmu Hingga Ke Negeri China

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Degree holders only.

KUALA LUMPUR, 26 MARCH, 2010: The re-structuring of the Royal Malaysian Police (RMP) does not only involve increasing personnel but also will involve the recruiting of inspector-rank officers who have degrees in the near future.

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said if the proposal was approved by the government, the RMP will halt the intake for Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP) and Assistant ..more

Laaaaaaaa...
Baru nak buat..
Sepatutnya dah lama implement..


Pelajaran pertama..jangan menipu..thee he he
Pelajaran kedua..jgn cakap kluk klek (word Nik Aziz)
Pelajaran ketiga..ngaku je le, kalau dah bodoh..thee he he

Kalau takde diploma, ngaku takde diploma..
Kalau takde degree, ngaku takde degree..

SPM cukup2 makan, tapi ngaku ada diploma..thee he he
STP tak khatam, khayal pegang degree..

Hapa ni dol...
Hati dah gelap sangat ke..
Jgn jadi mcm sorang tu..thee he he

Sampaikan ayat pasal judi pun dia tak jumpa dalam kitab.

A Bit of History

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By FMT staff

KUCHING: They were the eyes and ears of, first, the British and then the Malayan army, way back in 1948, when the forest was infested with Communist insurgents.

The agile Iban trackers carried no guns as they stealthily worked the forest armed with a simple belief that the forest guardians will keep them safe. And keeping ..read more

R.I.P

1Malaya owes damn lot to the people of Sabah and Sarawak.
Damn lot.

But not plot of land.
U want plot of land?
Ask Taib.
He thinks he owns Sarawak.

Kisah Dolu-dolu..

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Mahathir has come full circle – from an ultra back again to an ultra repudiating Bangsa Malaysia and Vision 2020
Lim Kit Siang Blog

Two events held almost simultaneously today highlighted the two facets in the battle for the hearts and minds of Malaysians – the launching of neo-NEP Perkasa by Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at PWTC and the launching of Datuk Zaid Ibrahim’s book “I, too, am a Malay” (Chinese edition) by Dr. Chen Man Hin in Subang Jaya.

...in the seventies, Ibrahim frantically sought my help as Parliamentary Opposition Leader when he was trying to escape detention under the Internal Security Act for his activities as a student leader...more at LimKitSiangBlog

Laaaaaaaaaa...
Broheng Ali??
Broheng Ali Perkasa?

'Frantically' - mengggelupur, ghaplah jingga, kecut teloq..thee he he
Ini dia juara Melayu..
Ini dia champion hak2 Melayu..
Menggelupur mintak tolong kat Lim Kit Siang..
Apa pasal tak mintak tolong kat Musa Hitam..

Broheng sudah 'buang air kecil'..
Broheng pun kecut teloq punya kaki..

Tak payah jadi tok jogho..
Cukuplah jadi baby-sitter mantan mamak bendahara TUNgkek..thee he he
Tak lama lagi dia kena pakai lampin tu..

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The Real Facebook. Scary.. thee he he

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SHAH ALAM 21 Mac- Sebanyak 92 peratus rakyat Malaysia menjadi pengikut setia kepada media baru seperti laman sosial Facebook dan Twitter serta meletakkan kepercayaan kepada laporan berita melalui media tersebut berbanding media arus perdana...lagi

Laaaaaaddd....zat!

Paper mahal...RM1.50 you know?
Nipis melayang, kertas pakai kertas murah
Berita mesti nak menggodek membodek..


Sapa nak percaya..thee he he
Sapa nak beli? thee he he
Ameno-koko terpaksa beli..
Kalau tak beli, bengkrap Utusang Malayalang die..
Gulung selimut Berita Hairang..thee he he

Baik bukak Facebook..
Jantan betina ramai..

Tapi agak2 la.....
Nak jadi muka mcm ni?
Nak? nak??

*foto courtesy of Toowex Prodigy. He plucked it somewhere from the web.



Pandai Besi

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TUDM cipta sejarah selenggara 'Charlie'

KUALA LUMPUR - Tentera Udara Diraja Malaysia (TUDM) mencipta sejarah tersendiri apabila menyelenggara sendiri sebuah pesawat miliknya yang kini sudah memulakan penerbangan.

Pesawat pengangkut C130H buatan Amerika Syarikat yang turut diberi jolokan 'Charlie' itu telah menjalani pemeriksaan struktural selama 11 bulan sejak 14 April tahun lepas oleh satu pasukan dianggotai dua pegawai kejuruteraan dan 25 juruteknik dari cawangan kejuruteraan TUDM...lagi

Ini yang mat saleh respek kat kita..
Jepun pun goyang kepala..thee he he

Beli besi, asyik besi second hand..
Beli sub-marine, dibantainya tak reti menyelam..
Udah reti menyelam, tak reti nak timbui-timbui!

Pesawat Charlie C130H ni dah tua..
Mula dikeluarkan pada tahun 1974..
Dah 36 tahun umurnya dol..
Udah tua yop..lutut udah longgor

Beli yang baru tak bley ka?
Beli la yg brand new utk 1Malaya.

Bior Pape Asei Bergaye!

Tidur Mampuih

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Mahasiswa bunuh rakan kuat berdengkur dihukum
2010/03/27
Metro

BEIJING: Seorang penuntut universiti di timur laut China dihukum mati kerana membunuh rakan sebiliknya yang kuat berdengkur, lapor media tempatan semalam. Guo Liwei, 24, didapati menikam dada dan belakang mangsa yang berusia 23 tahun itu pada November tahun lalu.

Agensi berita Xinhua melaporkan, Guo turut diarah mahkamah Changchun di wilayah Jilin, membayar ganti rugi RM128,992 kepada keluarga mangsa Bagaimanapun, pelaksanaan hukuman mati itu masih ditangguhkan...lagi

Laaaaaaaa..
Ini pun boleh jadi hal la
..

Jangan hukum bunuh dgn tali gantung..
Hukum dia dgn "tak bagi tido sampai mati"..thee he he
Ada ke hukuman macam tu?

Mamat ni nak lelap je..
Rodok dia dgn cota..
Simbah dgn air..
Lastik anu dia..thee he he
Pasang lagu rock kuat2 dlm bilik..
Gam kelopak mata mamat ni dgn kening dia..jgn kasi tutup..
Jgn bagi baring, suruh dia berdiri 24 jam..
Dia nak baring je, terajang telo dia..thee he he

Kalau Penjara Beijing tak reti nak buat..thee he he
Hantar kat Bukit Aman.

Fined for baring breasts for free drinks

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Desperate situation calls for desperate measures.

To entice their customers to buy them drinks, three Filipinas bared their breasts in a pub on Duxton Road, which is the clubbing hub for Singapore.

For their indecent public behaviour, Bernadeth Sonido, 35, Michelle Alejo Bacorro, 28, and Ma Lourdes Dela Cruz, 26, were fined S$1,000 (RM2,400) each.

A district court heard that ..go to DailyChilli

Go to clubs on Ladies Nite..
Drinks are aplenty..

RM2,400 is a hefty sum of money..
You could get implants with it.
A cheap implant lah.

But one side only lah!!

Oh! Azizah...

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By Rahmah Ghazali

KUALA LUMPUR: DAP veteran Karpal Singh today asked why Zulkifli Noordin waited four years to drop a 'bombshell' that he was offered a hefty reward to implicate the prime minister and his wife in the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu.

He also challenged the politician to reveal the name of the alleged ..more

Laaaaaaa...
4 years brader..
Ampat tahun..bukan kejap
..thee he he

Berjanggut beruban menunggu..
Tunggu jugak..thee he he
Mat Nuar kedalam 6 tahun..Tunggu.....

Apa daa Misai Gatai..
Kan Kak Zah dah bagi tau..move on..thee he he
Tak gheti-heti..

Orang dah bahagia..thee he he
Dah dapat anak sorang..

More 'many people crazy gamble'

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Saifudin responds

Harakahdaily
KUALA LUMPUR, March 24: Machang MP Saifuddin Nasution (PIC) said Pasir Mas MP Ibrahim Ali should first check the parliamentary hansard before accusing him of making baseless allegations.

Yesterday, Saifuddin linked Ibrahim Ali, who has been in the limelight recently over the ultra-Malay Perkasa organisation which he founded, to a gambling..

"Do the supporters and members of Perkasa know that Ibrahim Ali who fights against Chinese like Vincent Tan actually goes to bed with Vincent Tan?" asked Raja Petra, referring to the independent MP's attack on Tan and several other non-Malay tycoons in a recent interview with news portal Malaysiakini...more

Laaaaaaaaaa...
Biar betul..thee he he
Abe broheng ali?


Kalau 'goes to Vincent's house', ok..tara masalah..
Tapi ini..
Susah nak percaya ni..takkan kot...

'Goes to bed with Vincent'?

Mat Broheng ni versatile..
UMNO boleh..
46 boleh..
PAS boleh..
Bebas boleh..

Vincent Tan pun 'boleh' jugak?

Pergi Reput Dalam Kolam Dulu

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Khalid tara mau layan.

Harakahdaily

SHAH ALAM March 26: Selangor Mentri Besar Khalid Ibrahim said his administration will continue to work with the federal government in implementing the Water Services Industry Act 2006, despite a RM10.75 billion offer from Syarikat Pengeluar Air Sungai Selangor (Splash) to take over the industry.

Khalid said on-going discussions would continue on the WSIA, which is aimed at consolidating all water concessionaires ..more

Laaaaaaaaaa...
Datuk tak layan?

Rugi..rugi..

Itu la syarikat yg akan mewujudkan beribu peluang perkerjaan..
Duit bukan ada, tapi amik risiko pinjam duit bank billion2..thee he he
Syarikat ini akan berbelanja besar..
Mewujudkan peluang utk industri2 SME..
Syarikat ini jugak la akan bermasalah..mcm biasa..thee he he
Syaikat ini akan hampir bengkrap..

Jeng..jeng..kerajaan Ameno-BN akan tolong..
Mai mari pakej stimulus..(duit sapa ni?)

Syarikat pun sihat balik..
Syarikat ini akan mewujudkan semula beribu peluang perkerjaan..

Bomoh Pun Doktor Jugak

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A doctor too many.

MARCH 26 — Malaysia, a country with about 26 million inhabitants, boasts of 24 medical schools now.

Just a few years ago, the number was less than 10. In fact, when my eldest son entered medical school 10 years back, I could count the medical schools with my fingers. Now even with my toes and my fingers, I can no longer. Some of the names are so new that I, as a doctor, did not even know they existed until I did some research for this article...more

Theee he he...
Ini mana punya statistic..
Prof mana buat kajian..
Prof lulusan mana daa..

Sekolah perubatan memang banyak..thee he he
Tapi yg keluar bukan doktor..
Laki perempuan berebut nak jadi nurse..
Bergaduh2 nak jadi doktor gigi..
Nak jadi farmasis
. Tak dapat, ugut nak bunuh diri..thee he he

Sapa nak jadi doktor..
Kalau kerja dok main lendir bulu tompok tilam..thee he he

Bagi la tugasan mencabar sikit..thee he he
Contoh: macamana nak buat org tak perlu berak langsung..
Setelah menderita tak berak 2 hari, sebab rektum kena sondol.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Carla Bruni Sikit Pun Tak Heran Daaa...

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Carla not keen on 2nd term for hubby

PARIS, March 25 — French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is not keen to see her husband President Nicolas Sarkozy run for a second term in office, worried that the job might damage his health, she told Figaro magazine.
“As a spouse, I do not wish for it. Maybe I am afraid that his health will be affected. Maybe I want to live what time we have left together in a certain peace,” she said.

“But whatever the situation and whatever my husband decides, I will quietly accept it,” she ....more at MsianInsider



Laaaaaaaa..!?
Boleh dia kata tak hingin
..

Jgn kat 1Svarnabhumi..
Menggelupur, menghempas2 badan atas tar..thee hee he
Kalau dapat, pegang kemas2, lama2..thee he he

Itu Carla..
Carla lawa..
Carla muka tak sembab
..thee he he
Carla leher jinjang..

Lagi pun..thee he he
Carla dah cukup famous..
Badan Carla pun slim, bukan guni beras style..thee he he



*tau Svarnabhumi????

Many People Crazy Gamble - on Youtube!

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1. Lagu yg telah diplagiat & dicaca-marbakan. Hillarious!!!



2. Another version of this catchy song.

Ada 'Batu', Laga 'Batu' Sendiri lah.

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KUALA LUMPUR, March 25: PAS leaders have criticized as mischievous a news report that accused party president Abdul Hadi Awang (PIC) of having “played an instrumental role in derailing Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim's plan to take over the federal government on Sept 16, 2008.”

“We may not be able to see who the puppet masters are but we know they have ulterior motives. There have always been hidden hands who want to pit PKR, DAP and PAS against each other..more

Laaaaaaaa...ada lagi?
Ada lagi 'benda' ni?

Ini kerja batu-api..thee he he
Jangan pecaya..
Ini semua sebab nak melakukan Utusang Malayalam..
Nak lariskan Berita Hairang
..thee he he

Kalau berita macam ni tak ada..
Kalau berita rogol tak ada..thee he he
Berita bapak tala anak tak ada..
Berita Saiz-pool kena sondol tak ada..
Berita Saiz-pool tak berak 2 hari tak ada..
Puak-puak ameno-koko sendiri pun tak mau beli..

Bengkrap la Utusang..gulung selimut Berite hairang..!

Obama Tak Kisah...

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PARIS – French police have released a hacker who gained access to US President Barack Obama's account in one of his attacks on the wildly popular micro-blogging site Twitter, police said Wednesday.

The unemployed 25-year-old, who lived with his parents and used the pseudonym "Hacker Croll", was arrested Tuesday after an operation conducted ..more

Laaaaaaaaaa..
Kat Paris la
..
Potong stim...

Hacker ni patut dipanggil datang ke 1Malaya..thee he he
Kat 1Malaya banyak kerja kosong..
Banyak web yang memesongkan pandangan rakyat..
Banyak web yang boleh di'hack'
..
Mengapi-apikan rakyat 1Malaya..thee he he
Suka fitnah-fitnah..

Contoh macam web Mat Nuar..
HarakahDaily..
Suara keadilan..
MalaysiaKini..
MalaysiaToday..
MalaysiaSoYesterday..

Paper Utusang Malayalang & Berite Hairang shj yang bagus..thee he he

Ini Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan Style

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By Rahmah Ghazali

KUALA LUMPUR: Independent MP Ibrahim Ali today swore in the name of Allah that he did not own shares in gambling company Ascot Sports and turned the focus on Anwar Ibrahim instead.

The Pasir Mas rep was responding to PKR secretary-general and Machang MP Saifuddin Nasution's allegation..more

Laaaaaaaaaa...
Tak gheti2 ke?
Sumpah2 tak main dah...thee he he
Dah lapok la..

You are so yesterday la abe Broheng..

Saiz-pool BauKari pun pandai sumpah..thee he he
Tak berak 2 hari..thee he he
Tuduh mat nuar sondol..


Kata perwira Melayu terakhir..
Jagoh Melayu..

Kalau ada 'batu' 2 bijik..
Saman la Nasution tu..
Natey mu Nasution..gedebey mu Nasution..

Jangan melalak-lalak kehulu-kehilir tayang gigi palsu..thee he he
Pejuang Melayu mesti berani..

Bukan menyorok bawah kelangkang Vincent Tan.

Many People Crazy Gamble - Daud Kilau

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Hazayani Zakaria
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 24 Mac: Pakatan Rakyat akan menghantar satu memorandum kepada Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak bagi mendesak kerajaan mengawal pengeluaran lesen judi kepada syarikat-syarikat perjudian dan berharap Umno turut menyokongnya.

Memorandum yang akan diminta untuk ditandatangani oleh semua ahli parlimen (MP) Pakatan Rakyat itu juga bagi mendesak ..more

Laaaaaaa..
Nak memorandum hapenya..
Petition hapenye..

Buat habis dakwat..thee he he
Letih badan berarak kesana kemari..

Rugi la negara dan ameno-koko..thee he he
Kalau premis judi kurang..

Judi..
Arak..
Rokok..
3 benda ni cukainya tinggi..thee he he
Money speaks beb, money speaks..


P/raya dah dekat..thee he he
Fund kena besar..duit nak buat jambatan, duit kain pelikat,
duit kain batik..duit kopi..duit horlick..thee he he
Nanti nak 'hello' kat sapa..?

Mana boleh 'hello' kat mat aceh kedai runcit..
Mana boleh 'hello' kat bangla karpet..

Dia bukan berduit..thee he he
Duit dah hantar kampung buat banglo..

Pangkah lagi!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Utang Keliling Buah Pinggang

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By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal

KUALA LUMPUR, March 24 — Bayan Baru MP Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohd Hashim called PKR secretary-general Saifuddin Nasution a liar for claiming that the former Penang party chief has RM1.8 million in debts.

It is understood Saifuddin told the Suara Keadilan’s Chinese edition (picture) that the main reason why Zahrain left the opposition party was because the latter was in serious debt, and had owed RM1.8 million to an unnamed Penang-based company.

“These are deceitful lies! If you are trying to get a comment read more at the malaysian insider or read it from freemalaysiatoday.com

Laaaaaaaaaaw...waaak!
Zahren Oo Zahren..thee he he..patut le..lucu
Lucu ke lucah ni..

Ini nak gelak sambil gosok perut..thee he he
Atau gelak sambil hempas2 perut atas tar?

Patut le perut boroi macam bunting 7 bulan..
Buah pinggang dah bengkak..utang dah keliling buah pinggang..thee he he

Jangan diam Zahren...thee he he
Saman Nasution tu..
kuwang hajor kaw Nasution..
Saman Nasution RM41.8 juta..thee he he
Tolak utang RM1.8 juta..
Ada lagi RM40 juta..

Boleh buat padang golf belakang rumah.
Tak payah..jangan..
Jangan guna company RM2 tu..

Kopitiam Blogspot

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Blogs Are Like Coffeeshops

KOTA BAHARU, 23 MARCH 2010: Menteri Besar Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat (pic) who likened blogs to coffeeshops urged Muslims not to abuse internet facilities by making postings that can destroy the community.

He said Muslims who abuse the internet lacked knowledge and regretted that it had been used to destroy the dignity and character of others...more

Ini Latok Gulu memang internet savvy daaaaa...
This Latok Gulu rocks!

Nik Aziz memang memahami..
Kat mana lagi rakyat 1Malaya nak bersuara..

Nak masuk parliment?
Ameno-koko dah conquer..thee he he
Lepas dia, dia. Lepas dia, dia lagi..

Nak berhimpun dalam dewan?
Dewan kena kunci..
Kabel api kena kerat..

Nak bersuara dalam paper?
Paper pun dah nak bengkrap..
Puak ameno-koko je yg rajin beli paper Utusang Malayalam,
Berite Hairang..

Nak berlonggok atas jalanraya?
Nanti kena pancut dgn air kuning..
Tak larat..tak larat..thee he he
Tak larat menggaru..

Lombong Emas di Titi Tinggi

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Hampeh! Tak jadi. Cancel.

Harakahdaily

KANGAR, 23 Mac: Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) Titi Tinggi, Perlis Yip Sun Onn dari MCA-BN meletakkan kerusinya berkuat kuasa serta-merta. Beliau merupakan wakil rakyat pertama dari BN berbuat demikian sejak pilihan raya umum ke-12.

Bagaimanapun The Malaysian Insider difahamkan usaha sedang dibuat untuk memujuk beliau daripada melepaskan kerusi itu ketika ini dan mengubah keputusannya bagi mengelakkan pilihan raya kecil. Keputusannya,..lagi

TEBARU!
By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani


PUTRAJAYA, March 24 — Datuk Seri Najib Razak said Titi Tinggi assemblyman Yip Sun Onn has not quit his seat and continues to support the Barisan Nasional, ending a 24-hour saga which nearly resulted in the 10th by-election in the country since Election 2008.

“I have obtained confirmation from Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin and Perlis Menteri Besar Mohd Isa Sabu that Yip will continue to support BN and will not resign,” ..more

Meraung supplier mineral water..
Air asam boi..
Tauke kedai banner..
Tauke kedai kain pelikat & kain sarung batik..
Pakat hempaskan badan atas tanah..thee he he

Terisak-isak tauke buat titi.."ini plojek titi talak jadi lagi woo", isk isk "itu Yip suwey punya olang kasi main2"

Sila Rujuk Kepada Mat Hanip

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Nazri Abdullah
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 24 Mac: Ahli Parlimen Machang, Saifuddin Nasution Ismail meminta Datuk Ibrahim Ali (Bebas-Pasir Mas) melihat hansard parlimen sebelum mendakwa beliau memfitnahnya berhubung isu memiliki saham dalam syarikat judi.

Dalam pertikaman lidah di antara kedua-dua ahli parlimen itu hari ini, Saifuddin berkata, beliau semalam mendedahkan Ibrahim memiliki saham dalam syarikat Ascot Sports yang dimiliki oleh tauke judi dan bukan memiliki saham dalam syarikat judi.

Keadaan itu, kemudiannya menimbulkan suasana tegang antara kedua-duanya sehingga Zulkifli meminta mereka menyelesaikan perkara tersebut di luar dewan.

"Saya ingat YB Machang dengan YB Pasir Mas boleh settle di luar (dewan)," katanya.

Laaaaannnnnn......chaw!

Pejuang Melayu...huih!
Membela nusa dan bangsa..waw! wow!
Demi ibu pertiwi..adesss!!
Biar putih tulang..whoaa!!

Lancai punya Broheng Ali...
Duduk jugak bawah kelangkang Vincent Tan..thee he he
Redup..sejuk..MASYUK..

Takpe..tak salah..thee he he
Tak caya tanya KPN..
Bukan KPN sekarang..
KPN yg dulu tuuu.. 

Jual Lubang Ka?

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Potholes for sale

Sunday, 14 March 2010 18:37

BERLIN – A novel idea by a hard-up east German village to sell its potholes to finance their repair looked to have got off to a good start, with 111 already snapped up by today, the official website showed.

Since two week ago, people have been able to buy a hole in Niederzimmern near Leipzig for 50 euros (RM235).

In return, the authorities will repair it, and "sponsor" it by putting a personal message on top...read more at malaysianmirror

Ini kat Berlin..
Kat Jerman sana..thee he he

Projek pelik macam ni..
Tak boleh buat kat 1Malaya..
Meraung2 meracau2 rakyat jelata nanti..
Sebab..hairan. Thee he he..
Tol kena..road tax kena..cukai pintu..cukai jamban

Lagi mau suruh beli lubang..

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Zahren Strikes Back

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By Shazwan Mustafa Kamal
Msian Insider

KUALA LUMPUR, March 23 — Bayan Baru MP Datuk Seri Zahrain Hashim today lashed out at Kalabakan MP Datuk Abdul Ghapur Salleh for challenging him to name all 30 Barisan MPs who were supposed to cross over to Pakatan Rakyat (PR) during the failed Sept 16 attempt to take over the government.

“I am surprised that he reacted in this way and turned it into a personal attack towards me. He accused me of quitting because I could not procure a project, because I had a protruding stomach...more

"Ini Zahren la..!
Hang tak kenai aku ka?
Aku la kawan baik Broheng Ali"
..thee he he

Broheng Ali pengerusi PERKOSA..ooops PERKASA..thee he he

Ini yg 1Malaya tengah tunggu..Ameno-koko nak kelepuk ameno-koko..
Tibai Zahren tibai..
Hempap dia dgn perut 7 bulan hang..thee he he
Jgn bagi dia ada nyawa..thee he he

Dia tak kenai sapa Zahren lagi..
Ini Zahren perut boroi 7 bulan..
Ini Zahren tauke padang golf RM2..thee he he

Dey..dey.. 30 org semuanya..
Awat hang bukak 8 ja?
22 lagi mana..

Hang tak dak teloq ka?

Teloq dah kerat humban kat tasik P/jaya..thee he he

Space: The Next Frontier

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Virgin Galactic.

A spaceship for tourist.

For anyone who can forks out a cool GBP 133,000 for a ride of a lifetime.

It flies 6 passengger plus 2 crew.

First flight will be in the year of 2012...more

*Muzapor Sukor hape barang..

The Man From Pasir Panjang Goes to Imperial College

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Mariam Mokhtar
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Malaysian Mirror



ANWAR has charisma, but Nizar oozes sincerity. That was the verdict of a core of devoted followers after three successive days of lectures in London.

They were captivated by the oratory skills and engaging manner of Perak’s ousted mentri besar. He possesses indomitable spirit. He seems passionate in his political convictions. And he is not weighted down by personal baggage. Many opined that he is a future prime minister of Malaysia.

Nizar Jamaluddin’s talk at Imperial College, “The Challenges of Islam and Democracy in Malaysia”, was an impromptu event attended by 100 people, mostly Malaysians studying or working in England. They weren’t all Ipohites or Perakians; some were lured by curiosity...pls continue reading, pls la..pls. read la..

The real Menteri Besar.
A cooooool Menteri Besar


Not MB..thee he he
Not that MB..thee hee he

Not that MB Tauke Roti..
You know what MB means?
MB means Mahkamah Bagi..thee he he

Tak caya?
Check kat DBP..thee he he
Tau makna DBP?
Dewan Bahasa bermalaPetaka. thee he he (guling2 atas tar!!)

Pihak ke Tiga suku

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Al-Brangi
HarakahDaily

"Kementerian Dalam Negeri masih belum menerima aduan berhubung campurtangan 'pihak ketiga dalam pasukan Polis Diraja Malaysia' seperti yang didakwa oleh ketua polis negara, Tan Sri Musa Hassan," kata menterinya, Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein.

Penyiasatan yang teliti harus dilakukan segera. Hal keselamatan dan ketenteraman negara tidak boleh dipandang enteng...lagi



Laaaaaaaaaa..
Ini salah ni..
Campurtangan tugas penjawat awam..
Menghalang penjawat awam..thee he he
Boleh kena dakwa-dakwi..

Tak mungkin Pak Guard parlimen..
Mat Nuar lagi tak mungkin, nak kena tumbuk lagi sekali?
Ayah Pin?
Rasul Melayu Ulu Kelang?

Tapi...thee he he
Mintak tolong banyak2..
Mintak simpang..thee he he

Tolong jgn biarkan pompuan campurtangan.
Lemak-kelemak nanti!

I Do It My Way...

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By Rahmah Ghazali

FULL REPORT KUALA LUMPUR: Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim could be investigated under the Sedition Act for his Sept 16, 2008, takeover claim, said Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz today.

The minister was responding to the police reports lodged against Anwar after former PKR MP Zahrain Mohamed ..more

Bush kena tumbuk dgn TUNgkek

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Ada lagi kaaa...
Awat pakai taktik ni plak..thee he he
Saiz-pool Baukari macamana..

ISA dah rasa..6 tahun Dol....solitary confinement
Hampir patah pinggang..thee he he
Naik luruh rambut, nasib baik cepat..thee he he
Habis segala bulu, lendir kena kutip..
Dey..dey..nak tumbuk, jgn tumbuk curi..
Mana boleh ikat mata..
Gari tangan lagi..
Mana boleh Dol..
Ini kejam...
Sadis...thee he heZalim...
Yahudi..
Ini APCO ni.

Ooooops!

Ini Ghapur lah, Bukan Ghaplah!

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By Rahmah Ghazali

FULL REPORT KUALA LUMPUR: Outspoken Umno Kalabakan parliamentarian Abdul Ghapur Salleh ripped into Independent Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohamed Hashim over the latter's startling allegations on the Sept 16, 2008 government takeover.

"He could be fatter and happier now, but I don't know why he would ..more


Laaaaaaad....dzat!!
Ameno-koko sama ameno-koko..
Ameno-koko nak kelepuk ameno-koko..thee he he
1Malaya nak tengok..
"Ini kepala bapak kau, ini kepala bapak aku"
"Pijak la kalau kau ada telo!"

"Kamek Ghapur Kalabakan"..thee he he
Henyak Ghapur henyak..
Henyak muka dia dgn ponggong..
Tonyoh muka dia..thee he he
Jangan bagi can..
Tonyoh mulut dia dgn gambir..
Sagat dgn tempurung
..thee he he

Biar dia rasa..berbuih-buih mulut thee he he
Bercakap dalam parlimen guna bahasa isyarat.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Harus Disana. Harus Disini. Harussanassini.

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Mintak fatwa hukum bayar RM60 juta pada syarikat Yahudi

by Angkasanuri
HarakahDaily

Jawatankuasa Pilihan Dewan Rakyat akan menentukan tindakan terhadap Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim berikutan kenyataan di Dewan Rakyat minggu lepas bahawa 1Malaysia sama dengan 1Israel yang diperkenalkan oleh Perdana Menteri Israel, Ehud Barak pada tahun 1999.

Justeru itu saya teringin mendengar fatwa terutama dari Menteri di JPM Datuk Jamil Khir dan Mufti Perak Tan Sri Harussani apa hukumnya membayar Rm 60 juta kepada syarikat milik yahudi. Maklumlah saya ni belajar agama tak tinggi.

Dakwaan ini kerana kerajaan 1Malaysia dikatakan membayar kira-kira RM 60 juta untuk menjual jenama 1Malaysia kepada APCO Worlwide konsultan milik Yahudi yang sama digunakan oleh Ehud Barak...ada lagi


"jangan membazir. membazir itu iblis"
"rm60 juta? alhamdulillah...banyaknya duit, macam2 bleh buat"
"boleh beli cota baru, yg bergerigi2"
"ramaikan anggota, puak tu macam dah makin ramai"
"ganti trak lama, uzur dah tu"
"beli trak penyembur model baru"

"nanti sembur air kuning gatal, keluar macam snow-wash. Tak la nampak kejam sangat"

News Paling Bangang dan Haramjadah

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Isteri hamil gian onani

Saya berumur 23 tahun dan berkahwin akhir tahun lalu. Kini saya hamil tiga bulan.

Saya dan suami sebenarnya sibuk dengan tugas masing-masing manakala suami selalu ke luar daerah. Hubungan kelamin kami jarang sekali justeru, saya ada melakukan onani. Adakah perbuatan itu boleh mendatangkan bahaya kepada kandungan?

RISAU
Kuala Lumpur



Ia bergantung kepada alat yang digunakan ketika onani dan kawasan kemaluan yang terbabit.

Setiap sentuhan (apatah lagi jika berulang-ulang) boleh mendatangkan risiko jangkitan kuman sama ada pada permukaan kawasan kemaluan atau ke dalam ruang faraj. Malah, jika ia memasuki bukaan saluran kencing, jangkitan kuman boleh menjangkau sehingga ke dalam pundi kencing dan seterusnya ke buah pinggang. Eloklah juga anda mendapatkan pandangan ulama mengenai amalan ini.

Memang haram punya paper Metro..
Haramjadah punya reporter..
Haramzadeh punya editor..
Sampai kiamat aku tak nak beli..

Kalau budak2 tanya, 'gian' tu hapa..
Jawabnya, gian tu 'mengidam'..thee he he

Onani? Apa nak jawab?..
Jawabnya, onani tu sejenis buah tropika..
Mcm buah nona..thee he he

Nanti kan.. nanti..thee he he
Bila budak tu nampak buah nona kat supermarket..
Menjerit meraung la dia..thee hee he

"mak! nak onani, nak onani!"

1Belon 1Malaya

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1World, 1Malaysia, 1Fiesta
Putrajaya,
18 - 20 March 2010,

Cantik. Memang cantik. Tapi mahal.
Bengkrap 1Malaya kalau tiap2 tahun main belon ni..

Ada alternatif lain yg jauh murah gila-gila-gila-babi..
Boleh beli kat 7-eleven..thee he he


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Seminggu untuk Anwar jelaskan kenyataan 1Malaysia tiru 1Israel
22/03/2010 4:51pm
Utusang Malayalam

KUALA LUMPUR 22 Mac - Ketua Pembangkang, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim diberi masa seminggu untuk menjelaskan kenyataannya minggu lepas bahawa gagasan 1Malaysia yang diilhamkan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak ditiru daripada slogan 1Israel...lagi

Lhoooooooo..
Tak respek la macam ni..
Ingatkan hebat sangat...
Tak payah tanya mat nuar..thee he he

Ini bukan sebab Israel ka, Zionis ka..1Malaya ka 1Israel ka..

Ini pasal mat bijaN..thee he he
mat bijaN sudah boros..

Slogan lain nak biar?
Cemerlang Gemilang Temberang..thee he he
Siasat le sama..sapa plak konsultan

Wawasan 2020..ingat lagi?
Jenuh..thee he he
Hempas pulas siang malam pagi petang..
Nak dapat 70 juta..
Mantan Mamak Bendahara TUNgkek jgn diikut..thee he he

Dia mamak, kari lebih..panas.