Sunday, February 28, 2010

Balun Dia Dengan Penyapu

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..nak kena balun ni.

Khir Toyo Urges Petrol Subsidy and GST Relook.

By Adib Zalkapli
Penyalahgunaan Botox
KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 27 — Selangor opposition leader Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo called on the federal government to continue subsidising RON 95 petrol while allowing the higher grade RON 97 to be sold at market price.


Ini sudah sumbang..
Salahkan lantai, dah senget..

Joget dah tak berapa betul..tee hee he

Ini sudah silap platform..

Ini mesti elaun minyak kereta kena kontrol..
Ini mesti duit pasar selalu short..thee he he

Tak pun, GST ada kena mengena dgn harga botox..risau kawan..
Harga minyak naik..botox naik harga?
Penempek pun gigi naik harga..
Makanan kambing dah mencanak2 naik harganya..


Tak takut kena balun?
Penyalahgunaan Botox

TUNgkek tak mengapa, dia 'Tun'..thee he he
Li tak mengapa, dia ada 'Ku'..thee he he
'Wak'? thee he he.. 
'Wak' tak laku daa..

'Wak' pipi kena air-brush je yang tengah laku sekarang..! thee he he (guling2 atas tar!!)

Rancangan Jangka Panjang

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Zambry has no exco plan for the ex-PKR 'frog'

TAIPING: Perak Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abd Kadir said today there will be no reshuffle of the state exco in the near future as they have only been appointed to their respective portfolios quite recently.

He also said that he had no plans to raise the number of the exco members from the present six to 10 which was the usual number for the state government previously.


Tak ada plan..haram tak ada plan
Kena kata "Haram" laaagi...thee he hePlan? Nak plan hapenye? thee he hee he
Perlu plan ke?
Tak takut rugi ke berplan-plan? thee hee he

Jangan kata 'ex-PKR' frogs..
Frog sudah kena patent dgn Brohing Ali.. thee he he

Tak payah plan-plan..
Sebab tempoh kontrak cuma 2 tahun..
Lepas tu tak tau.. boleh compom ke tidak.. thee he he
Kot-kot kena perambat lagi?
Kot-kot orang kampung pulak perambat?

Baik plan bukak kedai roti..
Baik usha-usha mana2 shoplot nak sewa, bukak kedai roti..thee he he
Baik kontek member2 lama kat Madras, kedai roti perlu ramai kuli..
Baik start cari tukang tebar roti awal2..thee he he


Mana boleh sendiri tauke..sendiri tebar roti!!

Kg Sebako of Pulau Bruit, Sarawak

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Kg Sebako is one of the many fishing villages that dotted Pulau Bruit of Sarawak. Kg Sebako got its name from mangrove tree or ‘bakau’ in local lingo.Touted as the second largest island in Malaysia, surprisingly Pulau Bruit lagged in so many aspects in comparison to Pulau Langkawi. Due to its remoteness, not many steps are seeing being taken to develop the island and to raise the standard of living of its inhabitants. Some are still living under the poverty line.

Kg Sebako is located at the river mouth of Sg Sebako, facing the mighty South China Sea. There are a number of jetties along the river to welcome back their fishermen after a hard day’s work at the sea, and visitors, if any. Boats of various shapes and colour moored at those jetties. In the absence of tarred roads, waterway and boats are the main transportation method. For easy accessibility homes are built along the river bank.

Majority of the menfolk in Kg Sebako are fishermen. Traditional fishermen with small boats and light equipments thus limiting their area of work, they couldn't go de. Another source of income for them is to make ‘salai lumek’ or smoked fish. A certain type of fish is used to make this ‘salai lumek’, a Kg Sebako specialty. It can be eaten on its own, fried or as an additional item into some dishes. ‘Salai lumek’ is sold in every corners in Sarikei albeit at a higher price, but it still very much cheaper in Kg Sebako.


There are two grocery stores in Kg Sebako for the people to get their essential household items. They can also opt to go to the nearest town Sarikei, a two hours journey by boat. But some find the fare for the journey is not encouraging. In November and December, supplies are limited due to rainy season and strong waves. Boat service will be interrupted and fishermen will not be able to go to the open sea.

Wooden houses on stilts are the preferred choice here, though in certain area brick houses can be spotted. An cement lane is an alternative to tarred road snaking at the centre of this fishing village. Cars are non-existent. People on foot and motorcycles are the only users of the lane. On both sides of the lane, wooden planks are constructed to connect the houses to the lane.

Here, the population still depends very much on rain to provide them with water for washing, drinking and preparing for food. For some reasons only known to the politician, the people of Kg Sebako up to this date are still denied access to clean piped water. Every household need to have at least one blue-colored PVC tanks to collect rain water. Things can go from bad to worse during dry spell. Their blue-colored tanks will run dry. Clothes still need to be washed, food need to be cooked, so on and so forth. The polluted Sebako river will be their last resort.

As the sun plunged under the horizon, along the sounds of crickets and other insects, there are this constant humming sound produced by generators to generate electricity. Those who can afford a generator will enjoy the luxury of fluorescent lamps and television at night. For those who can’t, they will be contended and make do with oil lamps or with a fee they can connect a cable or two to their more affordable neighbor.

It is indeed saddening at this age and time, some people among us are still don’t have access to tarred road, medical facility, piped water and electricity. Sarawak is rich with its natural resources, like oil, gas and timber. Whatever has happened, only the authorities know the answer. If electricity can be supplied to the sole palm plantation on the other side of the island, why can’t it be not supplied to the villages? On average, locals have to spend RM300-00 a month to buy fuel for the generator, whereas electricity will offer much cheaper price for that duration and less pollution too.

Maybe, since Pulau Bruit is not as marketable as Pulau Langkawi, relevant authorities are turning a blind eye on them. After all, why develop if there is no guaranteed returns? It seems like the people of Pulau Bruit in general, and Kg Sebako in particular will have to endure many more years without those basic amenities.


The Melanaus in Kg Sebako live in a close-knit community. Almost everybody knows everybody. Ever helpful towards each other, eager to lend a hand. Despite all the hardships, smiles are very much in abundance in Kg Sebako.

Satu Ringgit.. Dua Ringgiiiiiiit!

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Roslan Harun
HarakahDaily

“JUDI adalah haram di sisi agama Islam. Orang-orang Islam, mereka yang berumur di bawah 21 tahun, atau murid-murid sekolah yang berpakaian seragam tidak dibenarkan memasuki premis/ruang ini.”

Saya berada di depan kedai itu selama lima minit, melihat-lihat siapa yang keluar masuk. Sungguh terkejut saya kerana hampir separuh yang masuk dan membeli nombor ramalan, berkulit sawo-matang seperti saya. Ramai yang melindungi wajah dengan memakai topi keledar.
Sekadar gambar hiasan 
Laaaaaaaa...Baru tau agaknya..thee he he
Bukan setakat sawo matang.
Ponggong itam.
Bersunat.
Tak suka anjing.
Tak makan daging babi.
Tempoyak tibai.
Budu tibai.
Sorong cencalok, mencekik cencalok.
Orang berpuasa, dia turut berbuka.
Orang beraya, dia turut bakar lemang.

Orang Melayu la tu..thee he he
Kalau Melayu aci potong anu, gerenti Islam.


Tapi..tapi..
Ada seekor kutu pernah berkata dalam Bahasa Melayu.
Cakap Bahasa Melayu..thee he he..

"Saya tak pernah jumpa ayat Quran mengharamkan judi"

Laaaaa..




I Thought It Was "Ikan Maiden"!

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This group was introduced to me by a friend. He is a pilot now. The last time I saw him was somewhere in 1998 at Subang Jaya where we were having a small makan by the lake with the other ex students of SMSTI.

Back in the 80's the rage was heavy metal and rock music though some still clung to pop or new wave music.

I belong to rock/heavy metal crowd, because that was the wise thing to do at that time or you risked being sidelined by your friends. I can't beat them so I joined them. Anyway, I truly enjoy this kind of music to this day. The list will goes on and on.

At that time, as a way to express ourselves or declaring our allegiance to this group or that group or to declare that we are not 'Mat Kuntum/Mat Bunga', we used to scrawl our white shoes and school bag with writings like 'Deep Purple', 'Bon Jovi' etc2.. even the tables, the chairs, the walls were not spared of this writings.

That was how I got to know Iron Maiden! At the first glance on Haidi's school bag, I spotted some writtings in blue, using a ball-point pen of course. The way he scrawled 'R' made me mistaken it for a 'K' and the 'O' for an 'A'.

So I read it as IKAN MAIDEN!!!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Contoh Teladan Yang Baik

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Ini yang kita nak tengok.
Kita bangga dengan anak bangsa seagama kita.
Masakan tidak, seawal pagi telah bangun mendahului kokok ayam jantan.
Sembahyang subuh berjemaah di kariah masing2.
Disusuli sembahyang sunat dhuha menjelang terbitnya mentari.
Berkumpul dan berarak..



Ada pulak yang bersorak.
Bersorak?
Dey! Ini perarakan maulud..
Bukan perarakan Perkasa Brohing Ali..
Bukan perarakan ahli Ameno koko dgn "Hidup Melayu"nya!


Nak bersorak kena la tunggu Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan mengaku sememangnya dia penghidap buasir.. (itu pasal takut berak, postpone 2 ari!)

Nak bersorak kena la tunggu Mat Nuar tak jadi masuk jel. thee he he

Apa-apaan Lagi Nong..

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Puduraya Bakal Berubah Wajah


Mungkin jadi macam ni!

..atau pun mungkin macam ni!

..nak gempak, buat jadi macam ni.


Oleh FARHANA HANIM
MOHD. MYDIN
berita@kosmo.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR - Penutupan Hentian Puduraya di sini selama empat bulan untuk proses ubahsuai yang dijangka bermula pada pertengahan Mac ini bakal merubah wajah hentian bas utama di ibu negara itu setelah 34 tahun beroperasi.

Menteri Wilayah Persekutuan dan Kesejahteraan Bandar, Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin berkata, melalui pengubahsuaian terbaru itu, kawasan menunggu di bahagian bawah Puduraya akan ditambah dengan pendingin hawa dan diperbesarkan tiga kali ganda sementara medan selera dipindahkan ke tingkat atas.

Projek nak yang besar2..
Projek nak yang bilion2..


Wajah memang dah kerap bertukar..tee he he
Habeh...dah berbelas tahun..
Kalau ikut umur budak..ada yang dah gugur bulu pahat, ganti yang baru..tee he he..

Dah berbelas tahun Nong..
Cuba tengok muka mantan mamak bendahara TUNgkek?

Kerepot. Pungkoq makin pipih. Tulang belakang dah melengkong tu..Tengok muka 'Moh le'yidin.. thee he he (jgn sebut! mtk simpang!)
Tapi Samy & Dr Gigi Toyo maintain.. (botox murah sekarang.. tee he he)

Jangan nak sambung auta lagi Nong..
Biar Puduraya maintain wajahnya..Puduraya pun tak nak wajah bertukar..tee he he
Tambah2 jadi macam muka TUNgkek.. muka 'Moh le'yidin..

ramai ke orang Melayu guna nama 'Nong'?

Mintak Tolong Mat Ezam

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..Mat Ezam ada banyaaak kotak.

Boycott of fish imports

2010/02/27
NST NoSuchThing

By Chong Chee Seong and Ahmad Fairuz Othman

MUAR: A group of fish traders in Johor, Selangor, Perak and Kedah will stop imports from Monday in a move that is expected to result in some shortage in the west coast of Peninsular Malaysia.

They are dissatisfied with the ruling that requires them to use the more expensive food grade insulated fish boxes instead of the normal containers beginning Monday.


Laaaaaaaa..
Ini nak cari pasal..
tee he he

Macam kes gula..tee hee hee
Mula2 kata gula tak akan naik harga..
Kemudian heboh kata harga gula 1Malaya murah..
Lebih murah dari harga gula di Zimbabwe..Kumudian gula dah tak ada stok..
Laris sangat,
sebab lebih murah dari Zimbabwe..!
Esoknya harga naik 5 kupang..teee he he
Pun sebab harga lebih murah dari Zimbabwe!

Ni nak naikkan harga ikang pulak..
Tak makang ikang la kite..ikang mahal..
Mahal supo bedil!


Ini kena jumpa Mat Ezam Stokist Kotak..
Mintak ampon kat dia..
Kotak2 dulu simpan lama2 buat hapa..
Jangan isi duit banyak2 dalam kotak!


Cuba kira, ada 12 bijik kotak tak?

Kak Pidah Libang Libu Again

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The injury was self-inflicted

2010/02/25

KUALA LUMPUR, Thurs -- Raja Azman, the son of fugitive blogger Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin, inflicted injuries on himself at the Sungai Buloh prison but not in an attempt to commit suicide, according to the Human Rights Commission of Malaysia (Suhakam).

Suhakam commissioner Datuk N. Siva Subramaniam said today Raja Azman, 34, told him that he slashed his left arm and swallowed razor blades after learning that he would be placed in a separate block for violating prison rules.
"i hate this u know.? benci.. benci.."

"the injury was self-inflicted la.. u know?"

"remember or not? macam anwar case 10 years back, dia tumbuk his own eye sampai lebam"

"ini semua nak menjatuhkan nama our prison, welll...u know la.. at prison
razor can be seludup inside"


"ini nak menjatuhkan nama our country the way his father did"

"ini semua self-inflicted, dia slashed his own wrist and dia nak jadi magician telan razor blade"

"u tak percaya? ala come on.. i pun boleh buat..come..come..sapa nak tengok Kak Pidah telan razor blade.. can do one!"

A Fair One?

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..what do you expect? Fair & Lovely?

Wong Choon Mei
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 26: In a move already widely anticipated despite the government's assurance of a fair trial, the Federal Court has rejected Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim’s plea for key evidence that will help his lawyers prepare his defense against a second round of sodomy charges.

In defiance of United Nations guidelines for a fair trial – which stipulates that both defense and prosecution must be given access to the ‘same weapons’ – the Malaysian Federal Court refused to review its own decision made on January 29 to bar Anwar’s team from “fishing for evidence”.

Fair? Fair & Lovely?
Fair & Lovely jenama sabun..


Ini bukan tajuk drama swasta; "Pakai Sabun Apa?", "Sapa Sabun Sapa" atau "Sapa Curi Sabun Aku?"
Ini pun bukan tajuk lagu..tee he he
Ito mandi la tiap2 hari..
lagu "Apo Nak Disabun" rekaan semata-mata..

Ini kes besar, kes 'lewat'.. thee he he
Orang tak nak tau,
..sapa lewat sapa..
..bila melewat..
..kat mana kena lewat..
..betul ke tak berak 2 hari lepas kena lewat..

Yang orang nak tau..tee hee he..

Yang 1Malaya nak tau sangat..
si Saiz-pool BauKari Azlan ni.. mamat ni..

Dah sabun ke selepas 2 hari tu?? thee he he..

Friday, February 26, 2010

From Ganu to Dubai

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..Pak Arab Dubai pun kena lebong! Pak Arab Dubai kena lebong!


The Middle East's biggest shopping centre was partially evacuated today as maintenance crews scrambled to contain a leak, captured on video, springing from a shark-filled aquarium.

The footage posted on the website of a Dubai newspaper showed the water from the 2.6m-gallon (11m-litre) tank pouring on to the mall's polished floors.

Visitors were kept from the scene after the water began pouring from behind the 75cm-thick viewing panel. However, from a distance the water appeared to be contained inside the tank.


Kena 'buang air kecil' pak arab Dubai..tee he he..
Pak Arab Dubai kena lebong dgn kontraktor stadium runtuh..
Padang muke..
Kontraktor mana la ni..

Pasir tak cukup ke..Jgn susah-susah..thee hee he
Korek je kat Johor..
Lebong orang Johor pulak! thee hee he

The Future Is In Your Hands

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A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some idiot stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted


Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.


There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....


Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the M'sian Fire Department wants you.


Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.


And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

www.freemalaysiatoday.com

Beradap DiNegara Orang

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KUALA LUMPUR, 25 FEB, 2010: Perak Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir today filed a RM100 million defamation suit against Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) president Datin Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail and three others overan article published by the party's monthly newspaper, Suara Keadilan.

In the statement of claim, he said the newspaper edition dated Dec 29, 2009, to Jan 5, 2010, entitled "Zambry Disyaki Pengganas - Gagal masuk ke Amerika Syarikat" contained defamatory words which were false, baseless and maliciously published.



Ganas ke?Kepala botak..
Kulit itam macam tauke lenyek tar jalanraya..Ganas ke? thee he he he he..
Ganas dan brutalnya!!
Barbaric! Menyeramkan! thee he he..
Orang US takut la? takutnyeeeee...

Next time, jgn pakai sari pergi US.Nanti kastam ingat cubaan menyeludup jadah apa dalam sari..
Jgn selit roti dalam sari..
Daun sireh pun tak boleh.. thee hee hee
Kan dah kena perambat, dah malu, tebai gusi, tebai bibir..

Saman orang? Saman Wan Azizah la?
Sedar laa sikit..tee he he
Awak tu MB.. he tee he
Tunjuk teladan yg elok..
MB..
EmBee..
MB

Mahkamah Bagi!! thee heee heee  (guling2 atas tar)

Cinta Kasih Pada Negara

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Vancouver 2010: Lelaki Korea Selatan ancam letupkan kedutaan Australia ditahan


SEOUL: Polis menahan seorang lelaki Korea Selatan kerana mengancam meletupkan kedutaan Australia di Seoul, berikutan keputusan yang dibuat juri daripada Australia bagi acara luncur laju sukan Olimpik musim sejuk Vancouver 2010.

Pegawai polis negara itu, Tae-yong, berkata lelaki berusia 35 tahun itu membuat ancaman menerusi khidmat pesanan ringkas (SMS), sehari sebelumnya.

Pihak berwajib di Korea perlu menahan semula lelaki terbabit..
Adakah pasti mamat tu orang Korea?Kena pasti betul2..
Rampas I.C dia.. tak pun MyKad
Tak ada jugak..check surat beranak..tee he he

Pastikah mamat itu bukan Abe Brohing Ali? thee he he..Abe Brohing Ali gedebe..
Kot2 masih marah kat Michael Danby..tee he he
Michael Danby tak ada kat situ la..

Michael Danby merayau kat pantai Gold Coast..
Michael Danby tengah syok tangkap katak!

Rahsia Kejayaan Proton

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Presiden Toyota Sebak Hiba

TOKYO - Penduduk Jepun terpegun melihat Presiden Toyota Motor Cop, Akio Toyoda sebak dan diselubungi emosi apabila dia meminta maaf di depan anggota- anggota Kongres Amerika Syarikat (AS) kelmarin.

Toyoda yang dihujani soalan berhubung penarikan balik kereta buatannya sehingga menjejaskan reputasinyamenyatakan dia berasa amat kesal ekoran kemalangan dan kecederaan melibatkan kereta Toyota.


Itu Presiden Toyota.
 Meleleh air mato wei.. sebab jual barang tak menetapi piawaian..
Walaupun piawaian sudah cukup tinggi..
Kecewa sungguh dia dan dia amat2 berasa malu (ikut lenggok P Romlee)..
Jamin 3 hari lagi, mamat ni mati..
Tali perut terburai..bunuh diri harakiri..



Itu Toyota.
Protong?? Protong apa cerita?Cermin tak naik..senang jam..
Lampu kadang2 main gila, sebelah nyala, sebelah gelap..
Mencekik darah..mencekik petrol..

"A Kancil? You better ride a donkey!"..thee he he
Mat Saleh kata baik naik donkey dari memandu Kancil..
Donkey lambat, tapi safe..
Protong Kancil?? thee hee he siap boleh angkat tayar sebelah tu..

Pernah tengok Boss Besar Protong menangis sedih time Hari Raya?
Time beratus-ratus kereta Protong accident?
Time berpuluh-puluh nyawa jadi korban?




Pernah dia tunjuk rasa tanggungjawab?
Aci potong anu la!!
Lagipun Protong bukan nama bapak dia!!

Jangan Hisap, Nanti Bodoh.

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..during her internship at the Whitehouse, occassionally she smoked. She is a social smoker, Bill Clinton is more than willing to testify!



NEW YORK, Feb 25 — Cigarette smokers have lower IQs than non-smokers, and the more a person smokes, the lower their IQ, according to a study of over 20,000 Israeli military recruits.
Full article

When The Few Good Men Remain Silent

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..self-inflicted?

KUALA LUMPUR, 25 FEB, 2010: Raja Azman, the son of fugitive blogger Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin, inflicted injuries on himself at the Sungai Buloh prison but not in an attempt to commit suicide, according to the Human Rights Commission of Malaysia (Suhakam).

Suhakam commissioner Datuk N. Siva Subramaniam said today Raja Azman, 34, told him that he slashed his left arm and swallowed razor blades after learning that he would be placed in a separate block for violating prison rules.

self-inflicted?
self-inflicted??
self-inflicted..
self-inflicted!!


the slashing... well.. maybe
but not the swallowing thing. No way..

No.
Nyet!

Go on SUHAKAM, bang your drums.

posted this b4, pls click here to read

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Menanah Dah Ni

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..ada bisul dalam telinga dia.



By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani
malaysininsider

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 25 — Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin has questioned Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah’s loyalty to Umno and accused the Kelantan prince of trying to confuse the public over the oil royalty dispute.

He also defended the federal government’s refusal to pay oil royalty claimed by Kelantan, saying that it was in “accordance with law.”


Ada bisul dalam telinga dia. Orang cakap benda lain..
Dia pun nak bercakap.
Nak menyampuk..tee he he
Padahal dah separuh pekak tu..

Ada bisul dalam telinga dia.
Orang cakap pasal royalti..
Fasal fulus..pasal masyuuukk...pasal billion-billion..
Bukan million-million..


Dia dok bersyarah pasal loyalty..

Orang bukan cakap pasal loyalty..
Tinggal puak Ameno Koko suka sangat bab2 loyalty..

Loyalty loyalty sampai pagi borak kedai kopi..
Tanah org Melayu byk kena rembat, tak gheti-gheti?


Pergi lah berubat telinga tu dulu.
Kemudian tanya kat kawan2 yang sewaktu dgnnya, royalty=loyalty ke?

Latest Craze in Town

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Skim Piramid Cepat Kaya Ameno Koko


Dr M endorses direct membership

HETHEL (England), Feb 24 – Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad (picture) said the proposal to allow direct membership in the Barisan Nasional (BN) should be considered as the situation has changed now and benefits will arise from such a move.

The former BN chairman and former Umno president said that the BN used to have such method in the past but problems started to arise when direct members wanted to become election candidates, resulting in other component parties becoming unhappy.


Macam Skim Pak Man Telo daa..Tapi skim ni bernyawa lagi, meskipun pinjam nyawa ikan..
Modus operandi..'Matlamat Menghalalkan Cara'
Ramai yg dah berjaya..
Sapu je sapa pun asalkan setuju jadi member..
Yuran tahunan tak payah..

Untuk makcik-makcik,ada kain batik & selendang merah dihari penyerahan borang..thee he he
Kadang2 ada boss besar dari KL datang sedekah RM50 sorang..
Pakcik2 pulak boleh dapat kain pelekat selai..
Kalau bertuah badan dapat merasa rokok boss besar dari KL..

Skim ini untuk orang kita sahaja..
"Hidup orang kita" 3X!!
Untuk membantu orang kita..
Menaikkan orang kita..
Memperjuangkan hak2 orang kita dibumi kita..

Mcm tu lah jugak..isk isk
Skim Slow Slow Tak Kaya2 Udang Kerpan.

Sapa yg duduk atas lama2 yg untung gila..

Calculator Hilang

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bukan calculator je hilang, duit pun hilang habis kena kapor!
Salmah Mat Husain & Mohd Nor Yahya

KOTA BHARU, 23 Feb: Kelantan hari ini memperbetulkan kenyataan yang dibuat kerajaan Pusat di mana tunggakan royalti yang perlu dibayar kepada kerajaan negeri sebanyak RM2 bilion dan bukannya RM20 juta.

Pengerusi Jawatankuasa Tuntutan Royalti Petroleum Negeri, Datuk Husam Musa berkata, bayaran semasa pula kerajaan negeri patut menerima sebanyak RM600 juta mengikut hasil pengeluaran 2008.


Ini excuse budak form five..Malas buat kerja ..
Nak menipu..nak mengelentong..Dah jadi serba salah..tee he he..

Orang kata RM20 billion..
Orang kira dapat RM20 billion..tee he he..RM20 billion la..campur tunggakan tee hee he
Nasib baik Tok Guru.. tak nak campur interest
Kalau campur interest.. gadai balairong seri Putrajaya baru settle..

Macam mana dia dapat RM20 juta?
Main congak2..main teka2..main try2..

Itu pasal la 1Malaya dah tergadai.
Pulau Batu Putih dapat kat orang.
Iskandar bagi kat orang.

Ini la jadi kalau bagi beruk2 pegang calculator! te he he..

Aku tarik janggut kau!

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KUALA LUMPUR, 23 Feb - Bekas Mufti Perlis Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin bersedia memberi keterangan di mahkamah berhubung dakwaan mengeluarkan kenyataan fitnah terhadap bekas Yang Dipertua Yayasan Dakwah Islamiah Malaysia Datuk Nakhaie Ahmad.

Malah baginya beliau mendakwa mempunyai bukti kukuh dalam menghadapi saman yang difailkan Nakhaie itu.

Lantak..Berita macam ni tak payah baca..
Berita pasal 2 ekor ni tak payah amik tau..
Tengok sepintas lalu..macam tengok logo Ameno Koko..te he he

2 ekor ni sama species..
Masing2 ada janggut ciput..
Pandai bab2 agama..ceramah sana sini mengajar org..te he he..
Tapi tak sedar kaki bergelumang taik ayam..

Yang direbutkan, pangkat..
Macam la nak berebut Ketua Bahagian Ameno Koko..

Bergaduh bergumpal..lepas tu isi borang Skim Cepat Kaya Ameno Koko.

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Oleh Fazilah Sahir

SHAH ALAM, 24 Feb - Ketua Umum KEADILAN Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim menegaskan Menteri Penerangan Komunikasi dan Kebudayaan Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim tidak berhak untuk mempersoalkan kedudukannya sebagai Ketua Pembangkang di Parlimen ekoran Konspirasi II yang dihadapi beliau.

Ini kerana segala pertimbangan bagi jawatan itu hanya boleh diputuskan oleh pemimpin Pakatan Rakyat dan bukannya Dr Rais mahupun pemimpin Umno-Barisan Nasional yang lain.



Tukar nama la wooi..Pergi Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara Tgkt 14..isi borang
Tulis..bin Jaki@Dengki..tee he he..

Dengki sebab tak dapat pergi Qatar..Dubai..
Nak pergi macamana?..orang tak jemput
Kalau di jemput pun..nak cakap hape? tee hee he
Takkan nak cakap Bahasa Melayu..
Cakap mat saleh tak lancar..mcm budak Form 5..
Berbelit-belit..

"oh! i have burn the bridge!
"Go back means kissing the lovely a** of TUNgkek!"
"U know that law is draconian, u know la bla bla.."
"but..but..but..u know la"
Sapa nak jemput orang mcm ni?
Duduk la diam2 menggentel kat Angkasapuri.

Palo Hotok Tuknye Dio

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PAKAR SETUJU BUKAN MELAYU BOLEH JADI PM - malaysiakini

Di sudut perlembagaan, seorang lagi pakar perlembagaan terkenal Prof Shad Saleem Faruqi , sependapat bahawa golongan bukan Melayu boleh menjadi perdana menteri Malaysia.Mengulas kenyataan rakan sejawatannya Prof Dr Abdul Aziz Bari dari Universiti Islam Antarabangsa (UIA) mengenai perkara itu, beliau berkata:

“Tiada larangan terhadap bukan Melayu (untuk menjadi perdana menteri). Bagaimanapun kita ada konvensyen (kebiasaan).

Tengkoraklah..
Korok dia..
Tengkorak dia berjambul!!Title professor sana,professor sini..
Macam ayam jalak kampung..kokok berdegar2..ekor penuh taik..te he hehe

Cuba bukak kitab balik..
Cari kalau ada Melayu jadi PM..
Tak ada..tee he he

Yang ada..
Siam, Bugis, Arab, Mamak roti, Arab cair, Bugis balik..tee he he
Dulu hampir2 dapat kat Melayu..
Kalah pulak 42 undi lebih kurang (main katup-katup lampu!)..
Kemudian hampir2 lagi dapt kat Melayu..
Sikiiiiit lagi..3 hun
Tapi kantoi jugak..tee he he..

Sebab mata dia lebam..
Mata lebam
tak boleh jadi PM..
Nanti orang kata M'sia dapat PM stoned!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Errm..keli Afrika!

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Sonata Mat Afrika

Oleh Mohd Jamilul Anbia Md Denin
anbia@hmetro.com.my
2010/02/24

KUALA LUMPUR: Ibarat bercinta dengan kekasih bunian apabila semakin ramai wanita tempatan ‘cair’ dan seterusnya menjadi mangsa tipu muslihat kasanova dan lelaki romantis yang mengaku dari Korea sambil menawarkan cinta ala drama Winter Sonata sebelum melesapkan wang mereka.


Berdasarkan maklumat diperoleh, golongan penipu yang didalangi lelaki Afrika terbabit licik menipu dengan berselindung di sebalik gambar artis atau model lelaki Korea yang fasih berbahasa Inggeris untuk memikat gadis tempatan dengan ayat cinta diluahkan menerusi laman sembang di Internet.

Torkono ekau...Mmmppph mmph kih kih padan muka..
Rasakan..mendapat..tu la pasal..
Anak Lebai Man kat sebelah tak nak layan..
Nak layan keli Afrika..hambik obat!
Kena tipu dgn keli Afrika sampai RM400k?
Tak sekolah ke?
Tak belajar Matematik?

Tu la pandai sangat Ilmu Hisab(p)!!

Errrrm Ladzat...

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New curriculum to make learning fun

2010/02/24 NST NoSuchThing

Rizalman Hammim and Ahmad Fairuz Othman

PAGOH: The transformation of the school curriculum based on creativity and innovation will make learning fun and no longer examination-oriented. Deputy Prime Minister and Education Minister Tan Sri MuhyiddinYassin said yesterday this would also mean that the learning process would no longer be dominated by teachers.

“The process gives priority to interaction between students and teachers as well as their classmates which, hopefully, will help inculcate creative and innovative ideas.


Errm...Ladzat..ladzat..Dah menjelejeh air liur..
Menjilat siku si tauke2, kroni2, sedara-mara, sepupu-sepapat..
Mari kita meng'fun'kn learning..Tak payah susah2 hafal sifir 12..tee he he..Tak fun..
Mari budak sekolah bersuka-ria..


Mari jual barangan AV ka budak sekolah..
Mari jual Lego kat sekolah..
Mari jual majalah mahal supo bedil kat sekolah..tee hee he

Biar makcik Felda garu kepala..
Kasi pak cik motong getah kerja overtime..

Hapa la..
Nak kasi learning fun..Bagi seronok..
Ialah bila perut bebudak kenyang..
Kasi supply tempe..makan sate free kat sekolah..tee hee he

Bukan potong budget pelajaran 20%!!!

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Rokok tiruan RM3.4j dicincang
2010/02/23

DENGKIL: Sebanyak 142,400 karton rokok tiruan berjenama Marlboro dan L&M bernilai RM3.4 juta yang cuba diseludup ke negara ini melalui Pelabuhan Klang, Selangor pada 2008 dimusnahkan Kastam Diraja Malaysia (KDRM) Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur di sini, semalam.

Pengarah KDRM Wilayah Persekutuan, Datuk Jalilah Mahdan, berkata pemusnahan rokok dengan nilai cukai kastam RM12.3 juta itu menggunakan mesin khas dengan kerjasama Gabungan Pengilang Tembakau Malaysia (GPTM).


Apa punya bahalol daaa..Kenapa cincang rokok..
Boleh buat sayur ke?

Kenapa tak cincang kilangnya?
Cincang owner kilang?
Cincang pengurus kilang.. cincang sekali dgn pekerja2 kilang..
Tee he he..
Abis cerita.. timbul kilang haram baru, cincang..
Aci potong burung, tak ada yg berani nak buat lagi..

Tapi..tapi..
Betul ke cincang tu?..tee he he
Cincang kotak je kot.

Rokok mahal woo!!

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Imam tuntut ganti rugi RM5j

Oleh WAZIHA WAHID
waziha@kosmo.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR - Ketua Imam 1 Masjid Al-Ikhlasiah, Kampung Kerinchi di sini semalam memfailkan saman menuntut ganti rugi RM5 juta daripada Persatuan Penduduk Taman Desa Kerinchi dan pengerusi persatuan itu atas dakwaan memfitnah dirinya sebagai individu yang telah menyalahgunakan kuasa serta orang yang bermasalah dalam kariah tersebut.

Masyuuuuuuukk..
RM5 juta..a cool RM5 million..
Tak payah susah2 berniaga tunggang langgang..tee he hee
Ini macam MLM tak boleh cari makan..
Online marketing boleh bengkrap..

Mak bapak kena galakkan anak2 pakai serban.. ketayap
Suruh anak2 buat2 muka baik..
Suruh selalu pergi surau..

Karier baru ni..
kat c.v boleh tulis "Imam'..
bila cikgu tanya dah besar nak jadi apa? "Imam"

Lagi Mamak Roti Canai

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By Debra Chong
read more here

PM can prevent ethnic strife

PETALING JAYA, Feb 23 — The recent signs of religious conflict are just some manifestations of a deeper problem within the Malaysian psyche today, says Dr Chandra Muzaffar.

The root of the problem lies in “the way people see themselves and see the other”, said the Universiti Sains Malaysia’s (USM) professor in global studies, who is also heads Yayasan 1 Malaysia (Y1M).

“In the last few years, the issues that have dominated Malaysian society concerned religion,” the academic told The Malaysian Insider in a recent interview.

Laaaaaaaaa....Si prof lebam ni ada lagi, berbunyi pulak tu..
Ingatkan jatuh kerusi & tak bangun2 lagi..

Kerusi kat PKR dah kena ambik..tee he he
Y1M ni yayasan hape pulak?
Yayasan 1 Meng'kerusi'..
Yayasan 1 Mamak..

Tak dapat kerusi PKR, dapat kerusi Ameno pun ok..
Boleh bongkok dan jilat balik..

Jadi sekarang dah puas hati..
Sebab ada 2 'kerusi'?
Dua-dua dah pasang bateri?Tee he he..

Jgn marah2kan prof lebam ni..
bukan pintanya untuk dilahirkan dgn lidah bercabang..

Tak Jemput Kita Pun

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Pemuda UMNO Koyak Surat

klik kalau nak baca surat
Rusli Islam
HarakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 23 Feb: Ketua Dewan Pemuda PAS Pusat, Nasrudin Hasan mengecam tindakan tidak beradab Pergerakan Pemuda Umno apabila mengoyak surat cabaran debat mengenai isu penindasan orang Melayu di Pulau Pinang yang dihantar oleh Pemuda Pakatan Rakyat.

"Kalaupun tidak bersetuju kenapa tidak balas sahaja surat tersebut tanpa perlu bersikap biadap dengan mengoyak surat tersebut?" soal beliau ketika dihubungi tadi.

Sehubungan itu, beliau mencabar Pemuda Umno tampil ke hadapan umum untuk berdebat dengan Pemuda Pakatan Rakyat.

Ewaaaaaah...!Bukan main handal..bukan calang2 pahlawan..
Koyak sana koyak sini..
Baru sedar? Orang hantar surat baru nak sedar?
Dah 50 tahun memeram telur..lama tuuu
Sekarang baru nak jadi pahlawan..

Apsal tak nak koyakkan muka mamat ni dulu?




Atau pun mamat ni?


Ek eleh..tau takut..

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Pimp Doctor Not Spin Doctor

The decision by the Ministry of Information, Communications and Culture to take out advertisements in various MSM papers was highly unprecedented. They of course exposed the balding stupidity of the minister who has a penchant for burning bridges and changing mode and at once give new meaning to the term sycophantic groveling.


I mean, it's a sad spectacle to see an out-of-age group person having to bend backwards and is always seeking to find ways in making the boss thinks he is relevant. Many many years ago, when he was a leading member of Parti Semangat 46 and was hanging by the financial coattails of Tengku Razaleigh, he went on TV to accuse Rahmah Othman a former minister, as having prostituted herself. Well today, the same description comes back to haunt not Rahmah Othman, but the minister himself. He doesn't know it yet, but he is being called Doctor Pimp.

Laaaaaaaaa...

Appa ni wei..kasi hormat la sikit..
Ini minister tau?..minister..tee he he
Communication minister tau..
Kasi belit punya ministry..tee he he

Hormat la sikit orang tua..
Doctor   tu..bukan calang-calang

Doktor ni lah dulu yg bakar jambatan..
"Cium buntut TUNgkek la aku kalau masuk Ameno balik"..tee he he
bukan setakat buntut.. 'yg saiz-pool Bukhari 2 hari peram pun cium'? 

Doktor ni ampu lebih sangat..member sendiri pun berbulu lubang telinga..
Umur dah lanjut..rambut dah luruh..
Kalau kelaku molek..orang hormat, Datuk sana..datuk sini..
Bukan Datuk Dr Pimp..

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Welcome to M'sia

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MTUC: Turn guidelines on maids into rules

NoSuchThing (NST)
2010/02/23

..to entertain others," Human Resources Minister Datuk Dr S. Subramaniam had said on Sunday

Asked to comment on Papa's suggestion yesterday that maids be brought in from Papua New Guinea, Myanmar and Timor Leste, the minister said any move to bring in domestic workers from new foreign countries would require a policy decision at the cabinet level.

"Such a move must be discussed at the policy level by the cabinet," he told the New Straits Times.

He said such a policy decision would need to look into a variety of issues involved in the hiring of domestic maids.



Memang dah nazak.. Teruk dah negara kita ni..
Mendung la negara kita..
Makin gelap..tak cukup ikan keli Afrika.. Nak bawak masuk apam Papua pulak..

Habis la..habis..
Kena jual dgn orang Papua pulak Tanah Melayu ni..

Tau la dia tu kaler ponggong kuali..
Nak bawak masuk ponggong kuali jugek!


Bawak masuk la..
 Orang Belarus ke..
Orang Ukraine ke..
Orang Venezuela ke..
Mem-mem Ulan Bator pun ok..

Ini..ini... tee hee hee..
Ini nak dibawak masuk aci-tanggaci Papua!
Chit.. pooorah!!

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Sarang lampias nafsu

Oleh Intan Mas Ayu Shahimi dan Salman Hamat
am@hmetro.com.my
2010/02/23

JOHOR BAHRU: Persinggahan Asmara. Begitulah nama jolokan diberikan kepada sebuah rumah bernombor 88 di sebatang jalan di bandar raya ini yang menyediakan khidmat bilik sewa mengikut jam bagi membolehkan pasangan kekasih melampiaskan nafsu sejurus keluar dari pejabat pada waktu makan tengah hari.

Dengan kadar sewa serendah RM20 sejam, rumah teres dua tingkat yang mempamerkan nombor ‘ong’ di balkoni tingkat atas, mempunyai sekurang-kurangnya tujuh bilik selain dilengkapi kemudahan ala kadar seperti sabun, tuala, bilik air, katil dan televisyen.

Banyak pahala reporter2 ni kutip.. Kasi iklan tempat 'buang air'..tee he hee
Nama bandar disiarkan..
Nama jalan pun ada..
Apa yang ada dalam bilik pun dicerita..
Banyak pahala dapat ni..
Komisen dapat jugak ke?
Suda kawtim dgn bapak ayam?

Kalau joint-venture lagi masyuuk..

Habis la..habis..
Paper berbahasa Melayu..
Yang baca orang Melayu..


Pakat 'buang air' ramai-ramai orang JB..
Dah ada pot baru!!


*tak takut jadi kayu api?

Pangkah Lagi!

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Monday, 22 February 2010 admin-s
MalaysiaToday

(The Sun) KUALA LUMPUR (Feb 21, 2010) : The government is expected to announce a price increase of 10sen a litre for RON95 petrol and diesel when the new fuel price mechanism is revealed in mid-March, Sin Chew Daily reported today.

Finance Ministry sources said the government has decided to raise fuel prices as it cannot provide more subsidy needed to maintain fuel prices at current levels following a spike in global crude oil prices.

The government believes an increase of 10sen a litre is acceptable to the public.

Luncai-lancai ni boleh kata acceptable to the public..
Habis nak buat macam mana..
Dah disumbat dalam tembolok?

Tak diisi minyak, motor kapcai tak berjalan le..
Isi dgn air zam-zam pun tak boleh idup enjin, kalau ikut hukum akal.
Tak diisi minyak, Protong tak boleh start..
Tak boleh pegi kerja..hantar anak sekolah..

Luncai-lancai hamprak Ameno Koko apa kisah..
Rumah free..kereta free, siap dgn drebar
Petrol isi selagi lalu..
Makan free..
Makan angin pun free..

Oh bumi!..cepat lah telan luncai-lancai hamprak yg tak gheti-gheti bahasa ni..

Apa-apaan Nong..

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Rusli Islam
harakahDaily

KUALA LUMPUR, 21 Feb: Walaupun telah dijanjikan oleh beberapa Perdana Menteri dan Menteri Wilayah Persekutuan yang silih berganti semenjak tahun 1990, agenda pembangunan Kampung Baru masih dilihat kabur.

"Semacam tidak ada satu kesungguhan dari pihak kerajaan untuk membangunkan Kampung Baru ini. Semenjak dari zaman Dr Mahathir (1990) hinggalah sekarang diperkatakan tentang pembangunan Kampung Baru tapi tidak ada satu tindakan kerajaan yang menunjukkan usaha tersebut.

Bukan setakat kabur..Dah banyak ikut sekali masuk  lubangkubur pun..tee he he

Dari zaman TUNgkek apanama sampai la ni..
La ni si Nong pulak bawak ula-gula manis menjelejeh..

Teng..teng..teng..

Motifnya satu..hanya satu..tee he he
Nak beli tanah kampung Baru murah-murah..

Harga market tak kurang RM500psf..sebolehnya nak beli 5 kupang psf
Lepas tu jual balik kat tekong-tekong..


Main atas angin.. RM50 psf pun tara paa..

Melayu kan pelupa? (mamak tu yg cakap)

Gambir Sarawak

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1) Boleh dijadikan bius untuk sakit2 kecil seperti sakit gigi,sengatan serangga2 kecil serta sakit2 luaran yang memerlukan ubat kebas sementara
*sekiranya sakit yang dihadapi adalah berat anda dinasihatkan berjumpa terus dengan doktor

2) Boleh digunakan untuk senjata peribadi kaum Adam bagi memanjangkan tempoh bersenggama.Cara ini amat berkesan dan dapat memberikan kepuasan maksima kepada kedua-dua belah pihak.

*tidak digalakkan menggunakan pada kadar yang banyak kerana dikhuatiri senjata anda akan sentiasa tegak dan panas

By ZORA CHAN

KUCHING: Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, who begins a two-day visit to Sarawak today, will also visit remote areas in Sri Aman, Sarikei and Sibu divisions.

The Prime Minister has kept his pledge to visit the state more frequently, having come here last September to officially open the Malaysia Day celebration at Padang Merdeka.



Bisnes baguih.. te he he
Patut kerap beli tiket 2 hala..kih kih kih

Tak Jauh Dari KL

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Bayi malang perlu bantuan
SinarHarian

PEKAN - Berat mata memandang, berat lagi bahu memikul. Itulah nasib adik Muhammad Sharul Haikal Kasim, 9 bulan, yang mengalami masalah kepala besar, berat badan menyusut selain masalah penglihatan.

Lebih memeritkan lagi bayi itu perlu menjalani pemeriksaan di hospital sekali sebulan yang amat membebankan bagi bapa bayi itu yang hanya bekerja di kilang papan dengan pendapatan kira-kira RM60 seminggu.

Ini gambar pompuan gemok. Bukan ayam serama.

Pekan..
Yes..Pekan..
P E K A N
Bukan Penampang..jauh tu
Bukan Papar
Bukan Pontianak..laaagi jauh
Bukan Pekan Baru.. itu kat Aceh, pun jauh.. tee he he

Kalau dari Putrajaya,
..kalau naik Merc..
..pakai dreba..
..ada out-rider..
..lenjan laju-laju, tak payah risau saman..
mungkin ambik masa 4 jam.

Tapi boleh terlepas pandang..
Kera kat utan boleh kasi susu Dumex..tee he he
Tapi, anak kat rumah tiap-tiap hari susu tin F&N..
Tiap-tiap hari hidu bau susu getah cair.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Sukang Natang Mende?

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1Student 1Sport from next year


2010/02/21

BANDAR JENGKA: From next year, students in both primary and secondary schools must take up at least one sport, said Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin.

He said an ad hoc committee would also be established to study the matter of issuing credit points to students who participate in sports.

"Presently co-curriculum activities have been made mandatory. However, taking up at least one sport has not been given the needed emphasis.


Laaaaaaaa…Ish..ish..ish..
Semalam cerita pasal aeroangkasa..

Udah udah le..
Seksa batin budak-budak..
Semalam keluar paper nak kantoikan sapa-sapa menikah dalam kampus..
Hari ni suruh plak bebudak aktif bersukan..

Tau tak sapa tersenyum-senyum kambing miang?
Tauke 100 plus..
Tauke setokin..
mak bapak kena beli..
Mana ada subsidi setokin.. budget sekolah pun kena kerat 20% kan?.. aaa jgn kencing..
Tauke kasut, tauke seluar dalam, tauke tuala..mcm-mcm tauke daa..
Tee hee he.. sukan punya penangan
Tauke-tauke senang ati, mak bapak motong gotah tak sodap ati..
Menteri-menteri suka sangat berkawan dgn tauke ke?

Tapi..tapi.. tapikan..
Amatlah disyorkan, digalakkan,..

Sekiranya 1Student 1Sportscar!!!

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Rosmah: I’m not a hidden hand behind Najib

Star

KUALA LUMPUR: Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor, wife of the Prime Minister, has dismissed a notion that she is a hidden hand behind decisions made by Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

“I have heard about it, but it is not something that I am sensitive about because it is not true. Maybe I am a bit vocal or gregarious. I like to have friends unlike Datuk Najib, who is a bit reserved.


Alaaaaaamak
Eeeeeeeeii!
You..malu la I.. apa cerita benda dalam kelambu..You…U teruk la..
Jgn la cakap hand behind Najib..
Jeles I, I tau la both of u laki bini..
U nak buat hand ke.. feet ke.. tumit ke..
Buku lali ke..
Jangan la cerita kat Sherkawi..
Jangan la kasi masuk paper Star..

Kesian bebudak sekolah.

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Rais is happy

KLANG, Feb 21 – Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim praised the Chinese community in Pandamaran for their willingness to attend the national-level Chinese New Year celebration at Jalan Chan Ah Choon.

He noted that attendance was good despite “attempts by some quarters” to prevent them from coming.

He said the Chinese community came to the function to welcome Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and other leaders of the Barisan Nasional component parties.

Laaaaa...
Senang bebenor kena tipu..
Kepala dah licin berkilat..pn kena tipu jugak!

“U don’t know who me, aah?”
“I got PhD one, u know aah?”
“I am doctor now, u know aah?”..kui kui kui..

Pun kena tipu.. berkilat-kilat dahi merenin-renin belajor undang-undang..
Pun kena tipu..tee hee he..kee ke eke
Jangan happy sangat..


Yang ramai2 sepet dating tu nak mencekik free..
ntah org Tibet?
Orang Nepal? Ulan Bator?
Orang Siam?.. pun mata sepet
Orang Jawa pun ada mata sepet.. (tak nak sepetcucuk dgn botox)! tee he he kah kah kh (guling-guling)!!

Ajenye Gatei Pun..

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Suami isteri terkejut

Laporan dan foto MD FUZI ABD LATEH
mdfuzi@hmetro.com.my
2010/02/21

BUKIT BERUNTUNG: “Saya merayu kepada mama, jangan buat begini. Usah lempar tuduhan melulu dan tidak berasas kepada suami saya,” kata Siti Fairunnisa Aziz, 22, isteri kepada penyanyi era 1980-an, Rashid Abdul Wahab yang juga dikenali sebagai Shidee.

Saya tak restu

Oleh Muhd Izawan Baharin dan Md Fuzi Abd Lateh
am@hmetro.com.my
2010/02/20

KUALA LUMPUR: “Bukan niat saya mahu mengaib atau membuka pekung tapi sekadar ingin membetulkan kenyataan bahawa tidak akan ada majlis persandingan di rumah saya kerana perkahwinan itu tidak pernah mendapat restu saya,” kata Jamaliah Hasan, ibu kepada isteri penyanyi popular era 80-an, Shidee yang bersanding, Sabtu lalu.

Gatei..
Miang..
Tua kutuk..tee he he(guling-guling!)
Mengeronyam..
Menggeledik..
Menggelenyor..
merocik-rocik..
Tee he he
Tiga-tiga orang ni sama lah!